The Detour - 04x08 - The Same.WebRip.TBS Subtitles

At 00:00:00,280, Character said: Is that...

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At 00:00:13,814, Character said: _

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At 00:00:21,021, Character said: Gummy-bear.

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At 00:00:22,623, Character said: - How are you?
- Jack?

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At 00:00:24,816, Character said: Hey, have you heard from
our... our kids?

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At 00:00:26,761, Character said: Hey, uh... Mr. Randall.

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At 00:00:28,295, Character said: Nate Parker here, uh, Robin's husband.

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At 00:00:30,497, Character said: Uh, uh, we're just calling all
our family members

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At 00:00:32,767, Character said: to see if the kids have checked in.

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At 00:00:34,101, Character said: You know, it's just what you do
when they go...

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At 00:00:36,771, Character said: What was that?

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At 00:00:38,372, Character said: Has someone tapped the phone?

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At 00:00:39,774, Character said: Mom! Get off the phone, please!
We're on it.

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At 00:00:42,176, Character said: Please tell me this line is secure.

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At 00:00:44,378, Character said: Hi. It's Helen.
What's the soup tonight?

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At 00:00:47,314, Character said: Mom, get off the phone!

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At 00:00:49,383, Character said: You want to call me back
at a more convenient time?

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At 00:00:52,519, Character said: No, I don't want to wander
all the way down the hall

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At 00:00:54,721, Character said: for that mop water
you call hot and sour.

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At 00:00:57,124, Character said: What's the soup?

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At 00:00:58,592, Character said: - It's chicken noodle.
- Oh, that's great. That's her favorite.

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At 00:01:00,861, Character said: - I don't know what the soup is.
- Well, don't lie to her about the soup.

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At 00:01:03,664, Character said: - It's important.
- It's not!

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At 00:01:05,198, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry.

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At 00:01:06,296, Character said: So, if you were expecting
chicken noodle

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At 00:01:07,734, Character said: and some stringy garbage
like vegetable medley shows up,

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At 00:01:09,736, Character said: you're not gonna be pissed about it?

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At 00:01:11,071, Character said: We're looking for our ch... Jack?

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At 00:01:13,073, Character said: Has either Delilah or Jared
contacted you?

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At 00:01:15,075, Character said: Uh, they have, yeah. Twice, in fact.

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At 00:01:17,678, Character said: About a year ago
at the Canadian border,

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At 00:01:19,279, Character said: the girl came to see me about a job,

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At 00:01:20,881, Character said: but she wasn't cut out for it.

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At 00:01:23,417, Character said: She's not like you.
Her moral compass is too strong.

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At 00:01:27,221, Character said: She also doesn't have your natural gift

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At 00:01:29,356, Character said: for sociopathic deception.

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At 00:01:34,495, Character said: What's the chicken tonight?

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At 00:01:36,562, Character said: General Tso's chicken, lady.

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At 00:01:37,965, Character said: Don't do that voice.

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At 00:01:39,004, Character said: Thank you, L***g.

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At 00:01:40,018, Character said: Mom, that wasn't L***g!

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At 00:01:41,269, Character said: Sounds like L***g!

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At 00:01:42,569, Character said: Mom!! Get off the phone!

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At 00:01:44,505, Character said: Jack, when was the second time

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At 00:01:46,040, Character said: you heard from Delilah?

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At 00:01:47,416, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:01:48,915, Character said: yesterday.

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At 00:01:50,577, Character said: She's on her way here, to Russia.

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At 00:01:52,046, Character said: I think she's bringing the boy.

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At 00:01:53,514, Character said: Why wouldn't you call me?!

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At 00:01:54,915, Character said: Because she told me not to.

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At 00:01:56,316, Character said: She doesn't want to see you.

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At 00:01:57,984, Character said: She's my daughter.

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At 00:01:59,319, Character said: Uh-huh. And you're my daughter.

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At 00:02:01,121, Character said: And the last time we spoke,
you said, and I quote,

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At 00:02:04,820, Character said: "Stay out of my life,
you meddling old man.

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At 00:02:07,290, Character said: Don't ever contact me again."

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At 00:02:09,063, Character said: And I respected that.

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At 00:02:10,330, Character said: All right, well, I'm nothing like you.

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At 00:02:11,932, Character said: Oh, but you are.

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At 00:02:15,469, Character said: Nobody escapes who they really are.

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At 00:02:17,003, Character said: - Are those gunshots?
- I tell you, L***g,

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At 00:02:18,673, Character said: the way this neighborhood is going,

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At 00:02:20,407, Character said: I wouldn't be surprised.

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At 00:02:22,209, Character said: There were some negro children
playing hopscotch suspiciously,

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At 00:02:25,812, Character said: - and I...
- Get off the phone!

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At 00:02:27,013, Character said: And I called...

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At 00:02:30,150, Character said: Listen, I'll keep my eye open
for the kids,

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At 00:02:32,286, Character said: but I g***t to be honest with you,

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At 00:02:33,888, Character said: my hands are really full right now.

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At 00:02:42,096, Character said: Not the Taurus.

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At 00:02:44,298, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:02:50,843, Character said: _

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At 00:02:54,873, Character said: _

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At 00:03:04,426, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:03:05,452, Character said: Oh, hey, there.
It's Nate Parker calling.

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At 00:03:06,987, Character said: What's the dessert tonight?

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At 00:03:08,188, Character said: We don't want orange slices
and milk again.

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At 00:03:09,924, Character said: It's not dessert. I know.

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At 00:03:11,392, Character said: We ordered the Golden Nosh plan,

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At 00:03:13,127, Character said: and that comes with, at least,
babka or hamantaschen.

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At 00:03:15,870, Character said: Uh, what is hamantaschen?

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At 00:03:30,745, Character said: Would you get a haircut

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At 00:03:32,412, Character said: or at least buy a hat
to get it out of your eyes?

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At 00:03:34,615, Character said: Okay, relax, Mom.

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At 00:03:35,950, Character said: Don't ever call me that.
I'm nothing like her.

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At 00:03:38,352, Character said: That woman is a sociopathic liar

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At 00:03:40,359, Character said: who would say anything
to get what she wants.

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At 00:03:42,355, Character said: Well, hello, there.

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At 00:03:43,442, Character said: You two looking for your parents?

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At 00:03:45,225, Character said: No, I'm a palliative
caregiver, and my patient here

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At 00:03:48,162, Character said: doesn't have too much time left.

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At 00:03:51,698, Character said: He always wanted to see Red Square.

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At 00:03:53,167, Character said: What are the chances we can
get on a flight to Moscow?

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At 00:03:55,702, Character said: You're pretty young to be a doctor.

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At 00:03:57,749, Character said: You're pretty "in a vest"
to be a nosy douche.

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At 00:04:00,636, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:02,242, Character said: Well, I've g***t something for ya.

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At 00:04:04,110, Character said: Looks like we're gonna getcha there.

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At 00:04:05,579, Character said: Well, good, 'cause that's your job.

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At 00:04:07,381, Character said: No direct, unfortunately.
How 'bout a one-stopper?

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At 00:04:10,250, Character said: That would be great, thanks.

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At 00:04:11,452, Character said: That would be great
if I could find that.

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At 00:04:13,454, Character said: Which I can't.

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At 00:04:15,522, Character said: I do, however, have a two-plus stop.

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At 00:04:18,369, Character said: How many stops is that,
"Welcome to Walmart"?

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At 00:04:20,461, Character said: It's just a vest. They make me wear it.

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At 00:04:23,330, Character said: And it's nine stops.

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At 00:04:26,867, Character said: You know what?
You're nothing like Mom at all.

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At 00:04:28,369, Character said: She would have told him
he looked hot in that vest,

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At 00:04:30,037, Character said: and we would have gotten there direct.

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At 00:04:33,808, Character said: Nine stops?! That is miserable.

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At 00:04:36,743, Character said: - Why didn't you do your thing?
- What thing?

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At 00:04:38,212, Character said: You know, your thing. This thing.

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At 00:04:39,546, Character said: How ** I supposed to show my t***s

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At 00:04:41,148, Character said: to an international ticket database?

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At 00:04:42,483, Character said: I don't know, I'm not the sociopath.

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At 00:04:44,038, Character said: - All right. Easy with that.
- Okay, let's find another airline,

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At 00:04:46,139, Character said: and... Oh, s***t.

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At 00:04:47,354, Character said: This guy. Well, yo ho
ho, and a bottle of dumb.

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At 00:04:52,759, Character said: I get it. I get it.

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At 00:04:53,960, Character said: That's a reference to me.
Because I'm the ho.

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At 00:04:56,096, Character said: And he's the bottle of dumb.

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At 00:04:57,564, Character said: I mean, it's funny, 'cause it's true,

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At 00:04:58,799, Character said: 'cause he's so dumb.

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At 00:05:00,100, Character said: Yeah, I know, right?

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At 00:05:01,702, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:05:02,927, Character said: Gene here is taking
his handsome man trip

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At 00:05:04,895, Character said: - to Russia.
- Handsome man.

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At 00:05:05,906, Character said: That's a, uh... charter flight?

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At 00:05:07,574, Character said: - Charter flight.
- Charter flight.

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At 00:05:08,709, Character said: There's plenty of room on
those things for anybody.

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At 00:05:10,777, Character said: Plenty of room for you.

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At 00:05:11,978, Character said: Oh, God, for me.

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At 00:05:13,010, Character said: Let's do this.

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At 00:05:14,126, Character said: Excuse me, sir.

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At 00:05:17,384, Character said: God d***n it. She is good.

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At 00:05:19,119, Character said: Coats, watches, jewelry,
shoes, and belts

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At 00:05:22,589, Character said: must all come off and go into the bin.

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