Spin City - 2x13 - Same Time Next Year.DVDRip.PROPER.NODLABS.en Subtitles

At 00:00:01,368, Character said: Finally, the mayor's
new year's Eve party tonight...

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At 00:00:04,337, Character said: Now, you're not
obligated to go,

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At 00:00:06,306, Character said: but attendance is mandatory.

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At 00:00:08,174, Character said: And what should we wear?

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At 00:00:09,642, Character said: It's a costume thing.
Come as baby new year.

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At 00:00:12,145, Character said: Stuart, we talked about this. That is the
kind of practical joke that hurts all of us.

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At 00:00:16,883, Character said: O.k., if there's
nothing else...

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At 00:00:18,618, Character said: Actually, does anybody know a
good place to get a cat killed?

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At 00:00:23,223, Character said: Upper East side, corner of 76th
and what is wrong with you?

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At 00:00:26,593, Character said: Our family cat is
like 1,000 years old.

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At 00:00:29,229, Character said: My mom wants me
to put it to sleep.

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At 00:00:31,464, Character said: Oh, Stuart, that's hard.
Tell me about it.

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At 00:00:33,700, Character said: The little guy's not falling
for any of my traps.

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At 00:00:36,102, Character said: I put his food in the dryer...
Nothing.

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At 00:00:38,972, Character said: Nikki, can I talk
to you for a sec?

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At 00:00:41,074, Character said: So I'll pick you up around 9:00?
I g***t a limousine stocked with champagne.

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At 00:00:45,078, Character said: Mike, I have a date tonight.

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At 00:00:47,347, Character said: We always go out
on new year's Eve.

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At 00:00:48,882, Character said: I turned down a date for you-
Beth from the gym.

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At 00:00:51,885, Character said: She would've slept with me.

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At 00:00:54,087, Character said: You said that she was vapid,
tacky and borderline psychotic.

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At 00:00:58,091, Character said: You're missing the point.
She would've slept with me.

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At 00:01:02,095, Character said: I'm sorry. As much as I love
being your safety date,

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At 00:01:04,631, Character said: I'm seeing someone
who's pretty special.

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At 00:01:06,466, Character said: Special like
"good for you" special,

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At 00:01:08,201, Character said: or special like "you have
to cut up his meat" special?

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At 00:01:13,306, Character said: Why is it so hard to believe that I **
dating a nice, caring, well-adjusted man?

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At 00:01:17,577, Character said: Oh, Nikki, the ventriloquist,
the guy who stole your stereo,

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At 00:01:20,480, Character said: the guy who wanted
his mom to move in with you?

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At 00:01:24,117, Character said: Remember Walter?
He took all your shoes.

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At 00:01:28,188, Character said: That was disturbing
on so many levels.

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At 00:01:57,684, Character said: So, everybody.
Great new year's Eve, huh?

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At 00:02:00,286, Character said: Oh, yeah. Swell.

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At 00:02:02,122, Character said: Magical.

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At 00:02:08,361, Character said: let's just...

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At 00:02:09,929, Character said: This is ridiculous, o. k.?
I'm sure embarrassing stuff happened,

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At 00:02:13,667, Character said: but why don't we sit down
and talk about it?

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At 00:02:15,902, Character said: O.k., I quit.

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At 00:02:18,138, Character said: Me too.

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At 00:02:20,473, Character said: I'll go with you guys.
We'll start our own city.

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At 00:02:22,742, Character said: Let's start with anyone who was sober
enough to remember anything that happened.

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At 00:02:26,780, Character said: Anyone-anyone at all.

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At 00:02:31,518, Character said: Maybe we should
call the caterers.

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At 00:02:33,953, Character said: There were caterers?

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At 00:02:36,089, Character said: Just forget new year's Eve
ever happened.

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At 00:02:38,258, Character said: We won't talk about it
for as long as we live.

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At 00:02:40,460, Character said: Mike, we need to talk
about new year's Eve.

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At 00:02:43,630, Character said: I love new year's Eve...

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At 00:02:46,866, Character said: - don't you?
- Yeah, sure, Paulie. Why not?

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At 00:02:49,035, Character said: It's a symbolic time,

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At 00:02:50,470, Character said: a sublime convergence
of past, present and future.

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At 00:02:53,707, Character said: Isn't that what you like?

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At 00:02:55,208, Character said: No, I just like doing this
in people's faces.

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At 00:02:57,544, Character said: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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At 00:03:01,114, Character said: Do you have a resolution, Mike?

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At 00:03:03,516, Character said: This year, I'm gonna try hard to stay the
same magnificent person I've always been.

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At 00:03:07,887, Character said: So your resolution is not to
change anything about yourself.

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At 00:03:11,157, Character said: And I think I can do it.

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At 00:03:15,428, Character said: I'd like to start
the evening off with a toast.

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At 00:03:18,098, Character said: Mike, Nikki, will you
fill everybody up, please?

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At 00:03:20,500, Character said: I'll be right back.

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At 00:03:22,235, Character said: - Watch him for me, will you?
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:25,505, Character said: So, Jay...
Hmm?

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At 00:03:27,707, Character said: I understand you're a gynecologist.
Is that how you two met?

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At 00:03:31,611, Character said: I just want you all to know

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At 00:03:33,546, Character said: that I don't think of us
as mayor and staff.

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At 00:03:37,650, Character said: We're a family.

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At 00:03:39,486, Character said: Except for you. I've never
seen you before in my life.

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At 00:03:44,257, Character said: I love...
Every one of you...

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At 00:03:49,262, Character said: Again, except for you.

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At 00:03:53,366, Character said: Here's to the holidays.
Sir, open up your heart a bit.

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At 00:03:55,902, Character said: Oh, what the hell.
To all of us!

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At 00:03:58,104, Character said: Hear, hear.

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At 00:03:59,372, Character said: Say when.

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At 00:04:01,041, Character said: And... when!

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At 00:04:02,609, Character said: Thank you, sir.

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At 00:04:05,412, Character said: Have you seen Stuart?
You might wanna check the kitchen.

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At 00:04:08,314, Character said: He said something about sucking
all the rum out of the cake.

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At 00:04:11,217, Character said: Excuse me, everyone.
I have 2 announcements.

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At 00:04:14,888, Character said: My cat is dead,
the cake is good.

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At 00:04:19,025, Character said: Stuart, your cat died?

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At 00:04:20,660, Character said: Yeah. Why, you need a hat?

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At 00:04:24,097, Character said: Aren't you upset?

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At 00:04:26,032, Character said: Yeah. I have
a real empty feeling...

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At 00:04:28,968, Character said: In my glass!

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At 00:04:30,970, Character said: Ha-ha! We need more booze.

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At 00:04:34,541, Character said: I think new year's Eve
is so s***y.

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At 00:04:36,409, Character said: Oh, yeah, that's exactly
what I was thinking

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At 00:04:38,611, Character said: when I was driving over
in the limo... alone.

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At 00:04:41,381, Character said: Mike, you weren't alone.
You had the driver.

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At 00:04:44,150, Character said: He had a date. He kept making
out at all the red lights.

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At 00:04:48,188, Character said: Come on, just admit it.
New year's is hot.

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At 00:04:50,857, Character said: Yeah, I guess so.
Everybody's...

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At 00:04:52,559, Character said: All dressed up and everything.

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At 00:04:54,327, Character said: Corks popping...
Balls dropping.

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At 00:04:56,896, Character said: Of course, arbor day
would be s***y in that dress.

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At 00:04:59,566, Character said: You're looking pretty
snazzy in that tux.

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At 00:05:02,335, Character said: I'll have you know I'm also wearing
my very special... boxer shorts.

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At 00:05:05,872, Character said: I could tell by
the way you were walking.

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At 00:05:09,175, Character said: Are we flirting?

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At 00:05:10,910, Character said: I don't know.
What do you do when you flirt?

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At 00:05:13,713, Character said: I usually start out by
talking about my underwear.

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At 00:05:16,282, Character said: Ah, subtle approach.
Hey.

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At 00:05:18,385, Character said: I'm sorry. ** I
interrupting something?

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At 00:05:20,453, Character said: Oh, no.
We talk all day.

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At 00:05:22,589, Character said: Yeah, she says that, but you
know, she hangs on my every...

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At 00:05:27,227, Character said: I'll talk to you guys later.

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At 00:05:31,097, Character said: Stuart, when you said you were
going to get more champagne,

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At 00:05:34,100, Character said: we assumed you meant...
For everyone.

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At 00:05:38,071, Character said: You know... when I
brought that cat home,

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At 00:05:41,241, Character said: he fit in the palm of my hand.

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At 00:05:44,277, Character said: I named him piglet.

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At 00:05:46,479, Character said: Oh. You g***t that
from winnie the pooh?

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At 00:05:49,115, Character said: Nah, I g***t it from my dad's
nickname for my sister.

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At 00:05:53,453, Character said: Well, I'm sure that didn't give
her any self-esteem problems.

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At 00:05:57,057, Character said: She's totally
screwed-up now,

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At 00:05:59,626, Character said: but she's very thin.

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At 00:06:01,661, Character said: Stuart?

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At 00:06:03,730, Character said: You sitting down here alone,

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At 00:06:05,965, Character said: drinking,
thinking about your cat...

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At 00:06:08,668, Character said: If I didn't know you,
I'd say you had...

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At 00:06:11,304, Character said: Feelings.

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At 00:06:13,273, Character said: Well...

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At 00:06:14,908, Character said: I don't.

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At 00:06:16,543, Character said: You know, a man can cry...
And still be strong.

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At 00:06:20,146, Character said: Is that what they teach you
in gay college?

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At 00:06:25,185, Character said: Look, I'm sorry,

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At 00:06:26,920, Character said: but I have never cried
in my entire life,

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At 00:06:29,189, Character said: not even when I was a baby.

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