Same Time, Next Year (1978) Movie Subtitles

00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,Hello!

00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,I don�t even know
your name!

00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:24,But I'm hoping
all the same!

00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:30,This is more than
Just a simple hello!

00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,Hello!

00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:36,Do I smile
and look away!

00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:40,No, I think I'll smile
and stay!

00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,To see where
this might go!

00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:50,'Cause the last time
I Felt like this!

00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,I was Falling in love!

00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,Falling and Feeling!

00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,I'd never
Fall in love again!

00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,Yes, the last time
I Felt like this!

00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,Was long before I knew!

00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,What I'm Feeling now!

00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:19,With you!

00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,Hello!

00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,I can't wait
till we're alone!

00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,Somewhere quiet
on our own!

00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,So that we can Fall!

00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,The rest of the way!

00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,I know!

00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,That before
the night is through!

00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,I'll be talking love
to you!

00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,Meaning every word!

00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,I say!

00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:54,Oh, the last time
I Felt like this!

00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,I was Falling in love!

00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,Falling and Feeling!

00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,I'd never
Fall in love again!

00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:09,Yes, the last time I Felt
like this! The very last time!

00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,Was long before I knew!

00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,What I'm Feeling now!

00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:23,With you!

00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,Come on, dam n it.

00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,Hi.

00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,U h... hello.

00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,That's a real
sharp-lookin' outfit.

00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,What time is it? My
watch is on the bed table.

00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,- Ten to 12:00?
- No, no, it's 8:25.

00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,The stem is broken.

00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,It's three hours
and 25 minutes fast.

00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,Why don�t you
get it fixed?

00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,I was going to,
but I g***t used to it.

00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,Doesn't it mix you up?

00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:26,No, I'm very quick with figures. Oh.

00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,Why are you looking
at me like that?

00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,Why do you have to
look so luminous?

00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,It would make things easier
if you woke up with puffy eyes...

00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,and blotchy skin
like everyone else.

00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,I guess God just figured that
chubby thighs were enough.

00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,Look, this isn't gonna just go
away. We have to talk about this.

00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,Okay.

00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,Where you going?
I wanna brush my teeth.

00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,Dorothy, sit down.

00:06:56,280 --> 00:07:00,Oh, by the way-
No, please, sit.

00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,Dorothy,
in the first place,

00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,I want you to know that what happened
last night was the most beautiful,

00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,wonderful, crazy thing
that's ever happened to me,

00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,and I'll never forget it
or you.

00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,Doris.

00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,What?
My name is Doris.

00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,Your name is Doris?
Yes.

00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,I've been calling you
Dorothy all night. I know.

00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:30,Why didn�t you tell me earlier? I
didn't know we were gonna end up-

00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,And then I did try and tell
you, but you weren't listening.

00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,When?

00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,It was right in the middle
of everything.

00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,It was incredible,
wasn't it?

00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:49,It was... nice.

00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,I mean, especially
the last time.

00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,I know,
I'm an animal.

00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,I don't know
what came over me.

00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,I mean, I was- what- Wait, what
was wrong with the first two times?

00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,Well, the first time
was a little fast.

00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:14,And, um,
the second time-

00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,Listen, I really feel funny
talking about this.

00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,It was a very beautiful
thing, Doris.

00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,There was nothing ugly or
disgusting about what we did.

00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,Then how come you look
so down in the dumps?

00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,Because my wife
is going to kill me.

00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:35,Well, how's she gonna find
out? She knows already.

00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,-You said she was in New Jersey.
-It doesn't matter. She knows.

00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,How?

00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,Was it as incredible for you
as it was for me?

00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,Do all men like to talk
about it a lot afterwards?

00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,Why? You think I'm some kind
of a pervert or something?

00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,Oh, no!
I was just curious.

00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,See, I was a virgin when I g***t
married. Well, at least sort of.

00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,Sort of?

00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,Well, I was pregnant,
but I don't count that.

00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,Doris, that counts!

00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,No, I mean it was by the man that
I married. Oh, I see. I'm sorry.

00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,Oh, that's all right. See, Harry
and me were gonna get married anyway.

00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,That just speeded things up
a little bit.

00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:25,It turns out I get pregnant
if we drink out of the same cup.

00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,What's the matter?

00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,Nothing.
I-I-I-I'm fine.

00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,I'm all right.

00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,Doris?
What?

00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,I think I'm in love
with you.

00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,I mean, it's crazy.
It's really crazy.

00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,I don't even know if you�ve
read Catcherin the Rye.

00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,Oh, no, I didn't even finish
high school. There. You see?

00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,I don't even care, and I'm
really a snob about education.

00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:02,Of course, I should have
known this would happen.

00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,When it comes to life, I have
a brown thumb. What do you mean?

00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:09,I mean nothing I ever do
turns out right.

00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,First time
- First time I had s***x, I was 18 years old.

00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,We were in the backseat
of a parked 1938 Dodge sedan.

00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,Right in the middle of it,
we were rear-ended.

00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:22,Oh. And you didn't have
any insurance?

00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,No, that's not exactly
what I mean. I mean-

00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,Oh.
Look, take last night.

00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,You know what the radio was
playing while we were making love?

00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,No. "If l Knew You Were
Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake."

00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,So? So that's gonna be our song.

00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,Is it?
No.

00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,I mean, other people would have gotten
"Be My Love" or "Some Enchanted Evening."

00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:46,Me, I get "If l Knew You Were
Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake."

00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,What is it?

00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,I really want to
take a bath now.

00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,Oh, I'm so-
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.

00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,It's okay.

00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:10,Yeah. Okay. Oh, sure. I'll-
I'll wait out- I'll be out-

00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,Wow!

00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,We're in big trouble, Doris. Huh?

00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,I really think I've
fallen in love with you.

00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,- You wanna know what kind of luck I have?
- Yeah.

00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,I'm happily married!

00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,Are you Jewish?

00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,No.

00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,Then how come you feel so
guilty? Don�t you feel guilty?

00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:11,You kidding? Half my
high school became nuns.

00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,I guess the Catholics have
rules about this sort of thing.

136...