Silvia Saige - Van Wylde Mother Exchange 7 Ep 3 - Sweetsinner Subtitles

00:00:01,939 --> 00:00:02,Meet dinner.

00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,Wow, this is so much bigger than the
last one.

00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,Yeah, and a lot more expensive.

00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:18,How are you going to spend two grand a
month and still have a full schedule at

00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,school? I'll get a part -time job.

00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,It's a community college. It's not that
f***g hard.

00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,There's community colleges back home,
Van.

00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,God, you sound like my mom. F***k, if it
gets expensive, I'll pull out some

00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,college loans.

00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,Oh my God, that's a terrible idea.

00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:37,You need to rethink this whole thing,
stay at home for a few more years, save

00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,some money, until you know what you
really want to do.

00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:44,God, why is everyone so against me
f***g moving out?

00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:48,Maybe it's the universe's way of telling
you to stay at home.

00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,Stay with your family.

00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:54,I want to get to know Lisa, and I can't
do that with two moms looking over my

00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:57,shoulder. Please tell me you're not
moving here because of Lisa.

00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:58,I'm not.

00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:04,She's only using you to get out of her
dad's house. She doesn't even have a

00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:07,She's g***t an interview at the frozen
yogurt place on Tuesday.

00:01:08,050 --> 00:01:09,Oh, my God.

00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:14,A part -time job at minimum wage isn't
even going to put a dent into these

00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:15,bills, okay?

00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:18,And look, I know that you think you love
her.

00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,but it's only because you've never been
with another woman.

00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:23,Of course I have.

00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:28,And I know for a fact you haven't.

00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,How?

00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,I've heard the two of you messing around
in the living room.

00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:38,Sounds more like two amateurs pretending
it's good s***x when it's not.

00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:43,Look, she satisfies me pretty well, and
don't you worry about that, okay?

00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:48,I know you think that. It's because
you've never been with a real...

00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:49,Besides,

00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:54,how can you say she satisfies you when
she's never even given you a b***b?

00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:56,How do you know about that?

00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,I've read your text messages.

00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:01,You went through my phone?

00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:06,Look, man, I'm worried about you. And
after reading all the things that she

00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:09,doesn't do, I agree with your friend.

00:02:10,449 --> 00:02:11,You need to leave her.

00:02:12,290 --> 00:02:16,You didn't go through all my texts, did
you?

00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:23,What do you mean? The one where you talk
about how you would do anything to f***k

00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:24,me?

00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,Yeah.

00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,I read it.

00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,That was a joke.

00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:31,Was it?

00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,Of course.

00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:33,Yeah.

00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,Call her.

00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:36,Right now.

00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:41,And tell her you've changed your mind.
That you're coming home and not staying

00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,here this semester.

00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,I can't do it.

00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:47,I can't do that.

00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:49,Yeah. You can.

00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:51,Call her.

00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,That way I can have you at home with me.

00:02:55,990 --> 00:03:00,Call her right now and I'll even s***k
your d***k while you do it.

00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:05,It's okay.

00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:07,I don't know.

00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,I know you've thought about it.

00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:15,You can't deny that. Yeah, but I mean...

00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,I think you like it

00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,Does Lisa kiss you like that?

00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:36,I know.

00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,I think I g***t your attention.

00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,Yeah.

00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,Let's see if I can... Holy f***k.

00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,...turn things up for you.

00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,It's okay.

00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,Yeah. Touch.

00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,Huh? Touch them.

00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,Oh, f***k yeah.

00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:58,Mm -hmm.

00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,That's amazing.

00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:01,You like that?

00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,Uh -huh.

00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,You can keep going.

00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,You can be as rough as you want.

00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,Thank you.

00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,Holy f***k.

00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,Amazing.

00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,you don't get that b***b until you
call her.

00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,Yeah, I can, I can, I can, I can do
that.

00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,Hey,

00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:07,hey, Lisa, um, I just, I had to call you
and tell

00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,you that I'm not coming.

00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:17,And I think it's better if we start
talking.

00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:21,Just, yeah.

00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,Yeah, no, no, no.

00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,Yeah, I have to go.

00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,I have to go. All right.

00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,I gotta go.

00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:31,Sorry. Sorry.

00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,Yeah?

00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:43,She calls back, you don't answer.

00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:46,This, Jesus.

00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:54,This, now very happily, belongs to me.

00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:57,Oh, f***k.

00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:00,Can you deal with them?

00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:02,Yeah.

00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:03,I can deal with them.

00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:05,Good. Get these off.

00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:28,Nice doesn't it?

00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,Yeah.

00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,This is what you've been hiding from me.

00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,I'd only known sooner.

00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,If you don't know, now you know.

00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:44,Holy s***t.

00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,At least it didn't ever s***k on your
balls.

00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,Bring me that c***k.

00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:45,Oh, f***k.

00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,Oh,

00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:55,I'm chilling now.

00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:57,Yeah? Yeah.

00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,You want to taste this p***y?

00:13:58,990 --> 00:13:59,I do.

00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,Think you're ready for that?

00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,F***k yeah, I'm ready.

00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:04,I see the game.

00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,No f***g game. No?

00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,Go for it.

00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:35,Oh my god Oh

00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:42,yeah?

00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:48,I think I'm ready Oh

00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,my god

00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:15,Oh, that p***y.

00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,Yeah. Yeah, look at you.

00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:19,Yeah.

00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,Oh, f***k.

00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:24,Yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,Oh, yeah.

00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,Yeah, I've g***t more p***y wrapped around
your c***k.

00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,Yeah.

00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:32,Oh, f***k.

00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:34,Oh, yeah.

00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:37,Give it to me, baby.

00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,Yeah. Oh,

00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,f***k.

00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,Oh, yeah.

00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,Oh, I come to love that guy.

00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,Yeah.

00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,S***t.

00:23:52,419 --> 00:23:54,Oh, f***k yeah.

00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:57,You think you can handle a little bit
more?

00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,Yeah?

00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,You gonna f***k me from behind?

00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:03,Yeah. You ready?

00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,Will Lisa ever let you do that?

00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,I didn't think so.

00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,You can keep those.

00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,Come on, big boy.

00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,Don't leave me waiting.

00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:32,Oh my god.

00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,Oh, f***k.

00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,Yeah. Yeah.

00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:38,Yeah.

00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,F***k yeah,

00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:18,oh

00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,That's f***g retarded.