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00:00:48,350 --> 00:00:52,Yeah, actually, I **. Okay, good. Great.
I really need you to take a look at

00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:53,this.

00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:57,Oh, Shannon dyed her hair. It looks
pretty.

00:00:58,070 --> 00:01:01,Yeah, pretty if you're trying to look
like some bimbo stripper. No, no, keep

00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:02,scrolling.

00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:07,Oh, wow, she's at Fleur de Lis. I heard
the food's amazing.

00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:09,Right? It's a pretty fancy place.

00:01:09,450 --> 00:01:10,How funny is that?

00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:14,She hates, like, expensive, pretentious
restaurants.

00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:16,And look, she's all dressed up.

00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,Right? Look at that. That's a new dress.

00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:20,No, no. Keep scrolling.

00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,Keep going.

00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,Right there. Stop.

00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,Look at that necklace.

00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:28,I didn't buy that for her.

00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,Do you even think those are real
diamonds?

00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:33,Honey, I don't know. What's your point?

00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:39,That she's a buffalo wings and beer kind
of girl. She never gets dressed up.

00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:43,Let alone has ever dyed her hair,
especially some disgusting platinum

00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,color. You know what? People change.

00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:50,Right. We used to laugh at, like,
Michelin star restaurants and the people

00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:54,talk about, like, summering in the
Hamptons and, like, going to weird

00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:55,shows.

00:01:56,270 --> 00:02:02,Okay, look, I'm going to be late, so I
have a lasagna in the fridge.

00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:06,You can heat it up, eat it. If you could
just, you know, lock up on your way

00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:07,out, that would be great.

00:02:10,229 --> 00:02:13,No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not
getting it. Can't you see? Look.

00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,Look.

00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,She's dating. She's dating.

00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:25,Okay, she's probably f***g Mom.

00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,And she's not just f***g anybody.

00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:32,Okay, she's f***g some, like, trust
fund douchebag.

00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:36,Drives around in, like, a convertible
red McLaren. Look at this thing.

00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,Here, watch. Even scroll down.

00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:40,Look at this watch.

00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,That thing probably costs more than my
house.

00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,Okay, you know what?

00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:49,Why don't you make yourself a nice,
strong gin and tonic?

00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,I g***t the good gin, okay?

00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:56,Or I have some craft beer for you, if
that's more your thing.

00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,She was gone all last week. She won't
even talk to me.

00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:04,She's locked herself up in the spare
bedroom.

00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,Like, I don't even know what I'm going
to do, huh?

00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,You need to move on, honey.

00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:17,Look, why don't you stay the night,
tonight, and we'll talk when I get back.

00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:20,Are you wearing heels? Those things hurt
your feet.

00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:23,I'm trying to look nice. Oh, no, no, no,
no, no. No, we're not doing this.

00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,Hey, we're not doing this again. I'm not
going to rub your sweaty, stinky feet

00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:30,for hours.

00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,I ** late.

00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,I'm going to miss my train.

00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,What ** I going to do, Mama?

00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,I know.

00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,I know it hurts.

00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:05,It does. It really does f***g hurt.

00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:09,It feels like I've g***t a lump in my
throat that just won't go away.

00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:15,And it feels like she stabbed me right
in the heart. Oh, God. You know what?

00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,This reminds me of when your dad and I
split up.

00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,You know, he left your mom for me.

00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:26,You think that I would have known
better.

00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,Oh, sweetie, I hate to see you like
this. You're my bear.

00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,How ** I going to get her back, Mama?

00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,Chad, look at me.

00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,You divorced.

00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,You need a clean separation.

00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:47,You should move out of that house, or
you should have her move out of the

00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,No.

00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,No, she stays.

00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,We're not divorced yet. We're just
separated.

00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,She told you she wants to see other
people.

00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,She's seeing someone else. You have to
move on.

00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:06,What? No, no, this isn't real. This is
theater.

00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,It's a facade.

00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:13,It's some vengeful plot to get back at
me, to try and hurt me.

00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,So that way I pine after her.

00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:24,Shannon has never struck me as the
vengeful type.

00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:30,I can't imagine her, you know, coming up
with some elaborate scheme.

00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,Oh, yeah?

00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:34,Well, she's obviously not the Angela
that we thought she was.

00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:38,She's playing sugar baby to some
millionaire.

00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:41,And he's not swooping in and wifing her
up.

00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:44,He's just using her like some cheap
w***e.

00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:48,And she's doing it all on social media
so that I can see it.

00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,I have an idea.

00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,How about you go on a date?

00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:58,No! Shannon's my wife.

00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,She's my soulmate.

00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,I can't do that.

00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,You know, you look pretty today.

00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:12,Thank you.

00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,You were going somewhere.

00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:19,Yeah, I was. And if I leave now, I can
still make that train.

00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,I need you.

00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,I g***t it.

00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,I know what'll win her back.

00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:32,She needs to see me go out on a date
with someone else. Yes, that's exactly

00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:33,I've been trying to tell you.

00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:39,So what you need to do is you need to
just dust yourself off and we could get

00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:42,you on some dating sites. No, no, no.
Hell no. That's pathetic.

00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:47,I'm not picking up some desperate chick
while she's hanging out with some

00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,billionaire playboy. I need to up the
ante.

00:06:52,910 --> 00:06:54,I should send her a text.

00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:57,Say I'm going on a date with a gorgeous
girl.

00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:02,What can I say that sounds good? What
can I say that will make her super

00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:09,jealous? Okay, no, no. I'm sorry, but I
** of the opinion that honesty is always

00:07:09,190 --> 00:07:10,the best course of action.

00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:13,Yeah.

00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:20,I should send her something that sounds
considerate. Like a loving husband.

00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:25,My love. No, no, scratch that.

00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:28,Hey, Shannon.

00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:33,I'm going on a date with a gorgeous gal.

00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:35,I'm at her house right now.

00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:41,And I can leave anytime.

00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:48,If you're not comfortable with me seeing
other people yet, I'm going to keep my

00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,phone on.

00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,So just send me a text.

00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:54,If that's not okay, then I'll come home.

00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,Sent.

00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,Oh my God, this sounds so good. I would
marry me twice.

00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,Oh God. You know, I thought I taught you
better.

00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,You did. You did. You taught me to stand
up for myself.

00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,And that's exactly what I'm doing.

00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,What did she say? Did she text you back?

00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,Well, I can't believe it.

00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:16,What?

00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,She obviously doesn't think I'm being
serious.

00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,Otherwise she wouldn't say, found good,
have a great time.

00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:32,Yeah, you know, I'm really, I'm going to
be late.

00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,No, no, no, you can't leave.

00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:37,I need you.

00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:42,What are you doing?

00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,What are you doing?

00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,I'm staying out of this picture.

00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,What? That is so immature.

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