Resident Alien Tunnel Vision S04E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:10,290, Character said: Previously on Resident Alien.

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At 00:00:12,270, Character said: We gotta put a stop to this thing.
Sounds like this mantis is planning on

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At 00:00:14,910, Character said: turning old mining days into an all -you
-can -eat buffet.

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At 00:00:17,890, Character said: Look!

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At 00:00:20,650, Character said: It's so unfair. It's the heart of the
festival, helping Harry kill the mantis.

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At 00:00:24,290, Character said: I'm the only one that can actually be
alien.

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At 00:00:26,370, Character said: Hi, I'm Robert Peter Bach, son.

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At 00:00:28,770, Character said: Your father is alive.

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At 00:00:30,530, Character said: Remember way back when Max said the
Newtown Doctor is an alien and you

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At 00:00:34,390, Character said: threatened to throw him in jail?

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At 00:00:35,710, Character said: Galera? Hi.

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At 00:00:37,710, Character said: Max? Max?! Now that you're all here,
it's time that we come out with the

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At 00:00:41,870, Character said: isn't it?

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At 00:00:43,370, Character said: Just so we're clear, I still don't trust
you. You just need to get over

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At 00:00:46,650, Character said: yourselves and work together.

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At 00:00:48,310, Character said: I'll try to lure it into the mine. Once
we bait the mantid into the elevator,

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At 00:00:52,030, Character said: we're going to fry it with electricity.

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At 00:00:53,910, Character said: Max, just in time. You're in the bus to
go into the mine.

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At 00:00:56,970, Character said: I see it.

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At 00:00:58,050, Character said: Tepsi Liv is the mantid.

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At 00:01:11,790, Character said: not great bitty well you sit tight now
we g***t 58 people out here plus me gonna

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At 00:01:17,610, Character said: get you out 59 people to save one minor
yeah too many people

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At 00:01:24,110, Character said: jammed in one tunnel it's not safe get
them out of there it's gonna collapse

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At 00:01:46,120, Character said: too many people.

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At 00:02:03,800, Character said: Humans lived in caves for thousands of
years until they came out into the light

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At 00:02:08,479, Character said: and invented things like beach
volleyball and skin cancer.

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At 00:02:13,580, Character said: But to change and grow, sometimes humans
have to go back into the darkness

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At 00:02:17,460, Character said: again.

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At 00:02:19,500, Character said: I will come out of this darkness
changed.

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At 00:02:22,420, Character said: Or maybe not come out at all.

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At 00:02:24,940, Character said: Which would be sad.

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At 00:02:26,300, Character said: I saved half of my pizza from last
night, and I could have just finished

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At 00:02:30,180, Character said: whole thing.

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At 00:02:32,580, Character said: Your deputy said she followed a smoking
man in here. I do not smell smoke.

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At 00:02:38,100, Character said: Well, a deputy to live is no liar, so if
she says she saw a smoking man, she saw

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At 00:02:42,140, Character said: a smoking man.

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At 00:02:43,360, Character said: Maybe your nose is on. My nose is on?

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At 00:02:46,980, Character said: End idiot sucking.

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At 00:02:49,340, Character said: All I smell is your fear like rotten
fruit and garbage. My fear doesn't have

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At 00:02:54,340, Character said: smell, because I don't have fear. Hell,
if somebody was born without fear scent

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At 00:02:57,900, Character said: glands, I could donate mine to them,
because mine never get used.

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At 00:03:01,780, Character said: Wait, did you step in raccoon poop?

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At 00:03:06,180, Character said: You know what I might have, yep.

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At 00:03:08,080, Character said: Yeah, that is your fit.

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At 00:03:10,600, Character said: Well, okay.

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At 00:03:14,570, Character said: We might need to split up.

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At 00:03:16,310, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:03:18,490, Character said: I will go this way.

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At 00:03:21,110, Character said: You go back to the entrance and wait.
What?

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At 00:03:23,950, Character said: The hell I will.

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At 00:03:25,130, Character said: You can play with your phone if you
want.

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At 00:03:27,050, Character said: That's a no -go, alien doc. I need to
lure that thing into my electrified mine

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At 00:03:30,490, Character said: shaft elevated track.

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At 00:03:32,550, Character said: It will kill you before you get to
electro... Oh, really?

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At 00:03:37,190, Character said: I ** the only one who is capable of
killing a mantid. Oh, yeah? How many

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At 00:03:40,630, Character said: you killed?

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At 00:03:41,350, Character said: With my hands or with weapons?

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At 00:03:42,990, Character said: Either. Well... I would have to count.

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At 00:03:45,340, Character said: How long would that take?

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At 00:03:46,740, Character said: I'm done.

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At 00:03:49,100, Character said: Not long.

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At 00:03:50,320, Character said: How about you?

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At 00:03:51,660, Character said: About the same.

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At 00:03:53,020, Character said: Fine. Let it die.

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At 00:03:55,480, Character said: Fine. We'll work together.

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At 00:03:57,020, Character said: Fine. I'll slow it down with the shotgun
and then you finish it off.

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At 00:04:01,360, Character said: Now we just have to decide which one of
these tunnels to take.

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At 00:04:05,000, Character said: All right. Yeah. Together.

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At 00:04:06,660, Character said: Together is best. The truth of the
matter is we come up against that head

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At 00:04:09,840, Character said: -eating son of a bitch up in here.

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At 00:04:11,640, Character said: Probably going to take both of us.

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At 00:04:18,200, Character said: D***n it.

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At 00:04:20,279, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:04:21,760, Character said: Go ahead. Tell her what you saw.

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At 00:04:23,040, Character said: The mantid is Deputy Baker.

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At 00:04:24,700, Character said: I saw it going into the mines.

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At 00:04:26,800, Character said: The mocks have shapeshifted into her at
some point. I have to go in and warn

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At 00:04:29,960, Character said: Harry. Absolutely not.

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At 00:04:31,620, Character said: It's too dangerous.

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At 00:04:33,460, Character said: Um, okay.

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At 00:04:36,500, Character said: You two stay put. I'm going to circle
around from the south entrance shortcut.

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At 00:04:39,880, Character said: There's a hole in the fence. Teenagers
have to go through to party in there.

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At 00:04:44,360, Character said: I forget I said that. Okay. Never party
in there.

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At 00:04:47,870, Character said: Or anywhere.

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At 00:04:49,230, Character said: Make good choices.

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At 00:04:53,650, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:04:54,670, Character said: What? There's a shape -shifting alien in
there. It's too dangerous. I can't go

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At 00:04:59,330, Character said: in.

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At 00:05:01,230, Character said: You can't either.

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At 00:05:02,490, Character said: I have to.

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At 00:05:04,130, Character said: Mac!

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At 00:05:07,170, Character said: Please don't die.

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At 00:05:09,890, Character said: Hey, all right. Next up.

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At 00:05:12,850, Character said: Our three -time winner of the Harriest
Leg Competition, sponsored by our third

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At 00:05:17,210, Character said: -grade class, you know her, you love
her, Charmaine Downley!

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At 00:05:20,590, Character said: Have you seen Mike?

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At 00:05:23,770, Character said: No, isn't he with you? No, he was, but
he jumped out of the car at the gas

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At 00:05:27,230, Character said: station. See, this is why I keep wanting
money in the budget for a deputy mayor.

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At 00:05:30,330, Character said: I've g***t too much going on to run this
town by myself.

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At 00:05:35,630, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:37,870, Character said: Wow! Half an inch, even longer than last
year. I dare say by next winter, you'll

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At 00:05:43,600, Character said: be flooding in shorts.

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At 00:05:45,360, Character said: It's Max.

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At 00:05:46,320, Character said: He went into the mine after Harry.

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At 00:05:48,420, Character said: The mantid's in there.

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At 00:05:58,040, Character said: Harry!

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At 00:05:59,480, Character said: Max! Tiffany Baker is the mantid.

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At 00:06:02,200, Character said: She went in here. She must be down one
of these tunnels.

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At 00:06:06,250, Character said: Thank you for telling me it was brave.

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At 00:06:08,370, Character said: Now, run!

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At 00:06:09,510, Character said: No! I want to help.

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At 00:06:11,770, Character said: Why does everyone keep telling me I
can't? Because you are a child.

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At 00:06:16,170, Character said: Yes, you are tall.

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At 00:06:18,350, Character said: And yes, in the evenings you smell like
a dead animal, but a child.

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At 00:06:24,130, Character said: Plus, your father would be mad if I let
you die. I will never hear the end of

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At 00:06:28,470, Character said: his whining.

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At 00:06:31,710, Character said: You hear that whining? That's the voice
that will haunt my dreams.

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At 00:06:35,630, Character said: Go to him now.

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At 00:06:37,170, Character said: You have done all you can here.

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At 00:06:39,470, Character said: Although you could have brought me a
churro.

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At 00:06:42,290, Character said: Now go.

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At 00:06:43,530, Character said: Go!

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At 00:06:56,910, Character said: Okay. Dr.

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At 00:06:58,590, Character said: Vanderspiegel, there you are. I g***t
totally lost and the mantid is here

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At 00:07:02,150, Character said: somewhere. Have you seen the sheriff?

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At 00:07:04,850, Character said: Boo!

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At 00:07:06,610, Character said: Boo, you are a bad actor!

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At 00:07:08,930, Character said: I know you are the mantid, and no one
even had to tell me.

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At 00:07:13,030, Character said: Good,

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At 00:07:15,110, Character said: I hated being that one.

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At 00:07:16,710, Character said: Oh, my God, aliens are so cool.

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At 00:07:19,750, Character said: Well, now you are one, honey. Enjoy.

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At 00:07:23,030, Character said: Anyway, I was going to kill you and the
idiot sheriff together, but now I'll

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At 00:07:26,630, Character said: have to do it one at a time. No, and
it's you who will die one at a time.

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At 00:07:30,930, Character said: there's only one of me, so...

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At 00:07:33,040, Character said: Well, then I guess I will kill you
twice.

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At 00:07:34,760, Character said: You couldn't even do it once. You ran
away like a...