My.Dead.Boyfriend.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT Subtitles

At 00:00:11,578, Character said: � [light music]

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At 00:01:07,100, Character said: Oh. Hi, Mary.

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At 00:01:09,770, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:01:12,172, Character said: Rough day, huh?

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At 00:01:14,208, Character said: Look, if it... if it helps,
uh, you look really hot.

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At 00:01:20,513, Character said: [beep]

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At 00:01:23,516, Character said: [beep]

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At 00:01:26,086, Character said: [beep]
[chuckles]

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At 00:01:32,459, Character said: [beep]
[gasps]

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At 00:01:41,067, Character said: � [rock music]

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At 00:01:49,309, Character said: � Who can turn the world on
with her smile �

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At 00:01:57,150, Character said: � Who can take
a nothing day �

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At 00:01:59,887, Character said: � And suddenly
make it all seem worthwhile �

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At 00:02:04,125, Character said: � Well it's you girl

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At 00:02:06,193, Character said: � And you should know it

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At 00:02:08,529, Character said: � With each glance and every
little movement you show it �

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At 00:02:12,500, Character said: � Love is all around
no need to fake it �

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At 00:02:16,570, Character said: � You can have the town
why don't you take it �

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At 00:02:21,242, Character said: � You're gonna make it
after all �

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At 00:02:29,082, Character said: � How will you
make it on your own �

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At 00:02:37,390, Character said: � This world is awfully big

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At 00:02:40,361, Character said: � Girl this time

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At 00:02:42,796, Character said: � You are all alone

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At 00:02:44,298, Character said: � But it's time
you started living �

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At 00:02:48,302, Character said: � It's time you let someone
else do some giving �

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At 00:02:52,339, Character said: � Love is all around
no need to fake it �

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At 00:02:56,610, Character said: � You can have the town
why don't you take it �

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At 00:03:01,282, Character said: � You're gonna make it
after all �

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At 00:03:09,088, Character said: � You're gonna
make it af-- �

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At 00:03:16,362, Character said: How'd the job search go today?

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At 00:03:18,532, Character said: I only ask you because
I have some wonderful news.

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At 00:03:21,769, Character said: I'm gonna be joining you
in that search myself tomorrow.

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At 00:03:27,440, Character said: Hey, how old is
this vermicelli, Primo?

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At 00:03:33,313, Character said: You know, you really
should've come with me

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At 00:03:34,782, Character said: to that hot Vinyasa Yoga class
this morning,

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At 00:03:36,750, Character said: because that scary
teacher was back.

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At 00:03:39,220, Character said: I ** convinced
that she sat in her car

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At 00:03:41,388, Character said: for 15 minutes
prior to the class,

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At 00:03:43,023, Character said: holding a gun in her mouth,
trying to get up the nerve

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At 00:03:46,026, Character said: to pull the trigger.
And then I think she thought:

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At 00:03:48,329, Character said: F***k it,
I'll wait till after lunch.

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At 00:03:50,397, Character said: And then she chain-smoked
three cigarettes

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At 00:03:52,299, Character said: and came in to teach us yoga
in the most monotone,

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At 00:03:55,135, Character said: unenthused voice
you can imagine.

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At 00:03:56,670, Character said: I could tell she couldn't wait
for the class to be over,

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At 00:03:59,974, Character said: and the mantra in her head was:
"When this is over,

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At 00:04:03,344, Character said: I'm getting
a double whiskey sour,

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At 00:04:05,246, Character said: and then I'm gonna taste
that gun again."

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At 00:04:07,881, Character said: [sighing]

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At 00:04:09,650, Character said: Sweated over a hot microwave
for two and a half minutes.

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At 00:04:14,621, Character said: Ah...

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At 00:04:18,791, Character said: Ugh.

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At 00:04:22,128, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:04:27,033, Character said: That's disgusting.

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At 00:04:33,873, Character said: Primo?

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At 00:04:43,249, Character said: [indistinct news report]

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At 00:04:48,888, Character said: So this was your husband?

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At 00:04:50,124, Character said: No, my... I mean,
he was just a boyfriend.

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At 00:04:53,360, Character said: Uh, can I, um-

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At 00:04:56,297, Character said: Careful,
those things are killers.

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At 00:04:58,399, Character said: They're probably
what killed him.

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At 00:04:59,833, Character said: [Mary chuckling]
So you lived together?

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At 00:05:03,070, Character said: No. I mean, yes.

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At 00:05:05,539, Character said: He lived here with me and his
dog, but just for six months.

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At 00:05:08,475, Character said: I kinda wanted him
to stick around till New Year's,

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At 00:05:10,344, Character said: 'cause that's a hard one
to be alone.

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At 00:05:12,112, Character said: Mm-hmm. I hear that.

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At 00:05:13,681, Character said: I mean, he caught me
on the rebound

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At 00:05:15,249, Character said: and it never really
went anywhere.

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At 00:05:16,984, Character said: He couldn't get it together.

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At 00:05:18,419, Character said: I had bigger expectations,
of course,

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At 00:05:19,920, Character said: but it never really rallied
past the first stage.

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At 00:05:22,856, Character said: I liked him, but he was more
of a temp boyfriend.

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At 00:05:26,660, Character said: You probably don't need
to know all this.

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At 00:05:28,896, Character said: No, uh, a temp boyfriend?

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At 00:05:30,264, Character said: Go on.
Well...

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At 00:05:32,032, Character said: it's like
I was between gigs.

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At 00:05:34,101, Character said: Yeah, I've been there.

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At 00:05:35,569, Character said: Right?
And you were at work

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At 00:05:37,404, Character said: when the victim died?

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At 00:05:38,872, Character said: Yeah, well,
I don't work there anymore.

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At 00:05:40,708, Character said: I was fired today
for being "late."

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At 00:05:43,010, Character said: Wow.
You are having a bad day.
[knocking]

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At 00:05:46,380, Character said: Right?
And, uh, what job was that?

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At 00:05:49,283, Character said: I was a temp.
Mm-hmm.

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At 00:05:51,218, Character said: [officer] Officer Parker?
Were there any

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At 00:05:53,253, Character said: yoga-teacher shootings today?

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At 00:05:54,988, Character said: Uh, not that I'm aware.
Shoot!

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At 00:05:56,990, Character said: Oh, hey, Paul.
Dead Caucasian watching TV.

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At 00:06:01,562, Character said: Thanks, Parker.
Medical examiner.

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At 00:06:06,132, Character said: Officer Parker.

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At 00:06:11,537, Character said: Sorry, I just want to be sure

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At 00:06:13,440, Character said: this is the dead Caucasian
you're talking about.

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At 00:06:16,844, Character said: You know, right here, right
in this general, uh, vicinity?

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At 00:06:19,880, Character said: Take it easy, Paul.
No, you take it easy, Parker!

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At 00:06:22,850, Character said: How many times
do I have to tell you,

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At 00:06:24,518, Character said: I do not need you to tell me
where the dead body is

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At 00:06:26,787, Character said: when we're in an apartment
the size of my bathroom!

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At 00:06:29,323, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:06:33,626, Character said: Officer Brady?
Yeah?

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At 00:06:36,597, Character said: You want me to get you
a soda, anything?

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At 00:06:39,566, Character said: No, thanks. I'm cool.

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At 00:06:41,235, Character said: Huh. Okay.

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At 00:06:43,537, Character said: Then get the f***k away
from the dead body!

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At 00:06:56,883, Character said: Miss?

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At 00:06:59,419, Character said: Miss...

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At 00:07:00,487, Character said: McCrawley, Mary.
McCrawley, Mary.

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At 00:07:03,589, Character said: Was the deceased
sick in anyway?

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At 00:07:06,293, Character said: Nope.
On medication?

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At 00:07:08,262, Character said: Not that I knew of.
Do you dress him?

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At 00:07:10,330, Character said: Not today.
His shirt's on inside out.

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At 00:07:13,400, Character said: Mm. He was probably
trying on a new style.

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At 00:07:15,369, Character said: He had a lot of time
on his hands.

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At 00:07:17,037, Character said: When was the last time you had
relations with the deceased?

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At 00:07:20,541, Character said: He wasn't deceased
the last time we had relations.

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At 00:07:25,511, Character said: [woman] Primo,
that's your name?

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At 00:07:28,482, Character said: And that's all you do?
You write poetry?

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At 00:07:31,185, Character said: Mm-hmm.
That's great.

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At 00:07:32,553, Character said: So, what,
do you have last name, Primo?

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At 00:07:34,721, Character said: Or is that like a
one-name-poet kinda thing?

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At 00:07:37,524, Character said: [whispering]
Schultz?

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At 00:07:40,093, Character said: German-Jewish.

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At 00:07:41,628, Character said: Mm-mm.
German-German.

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At 00:07:44,231, Character said: Mm-hmm.
Jewish-Jewish.

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At 00:07:46,467, Character said: Sorry. My mother
would drive her car

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At 00:07:49,203, Character said: off the
George Washington Bridge

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At 00:07:50,737, Character said: if I brought home a German.

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At 00:07:52,739, Character said: Seriously, I'm not kidding.

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At 00:07:54,508, Character said: But it was very nice
to meet you.

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At 00:07:56,510, Character said: Mare! Here.

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At 00:07:58,245, Character said: Oh, my God.
What?

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At 00:08:00,347, Character said: Greg's here.
Who's Greg?

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At 00:08:02,115, Character said: And he brought that little
fuckin' w***e, too.

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At 00:08:04,251, Character said: I don't remember a Greg.

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At 00:08:05,486, Character said: Yeah, you do.
Lazy eye, big d***k?

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At 00:08:07,287, Character said: Oh, Greg.
That Greg, yeah.

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At 00:08:09,623, Character said: Is he looking over this way?
How can you tell?

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At 00:08:12,593, Character said: Alright, I have
to go talk to him....