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00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,[jauntily macabre music playing]

00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,[student laughing]

00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:15,[heavy footfalls echoing]

00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:27,[girl] I'm not sure
whose twisted idea it was

00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,to put hundreds of adolescents
in underfunded schools

00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:36,run by people whose dreams
were crushed years ago…

00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,but I admire the sadism.

00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,[heavy footfalls continue echoing]

00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,[school bell rings]

00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,[jocks guffawing]

00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,[gags, whimpers]

00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,[thud]

00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:05,I want names.

00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,I don't know who they were, honest.

00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,-It happened so fast.
-Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.

00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:12,Pull yourself together.

00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,[whimpers]

00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,Now.

00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,[eerie whooshing]

00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:18,[jocks jeering]

00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,[jock] You scared, kid? Scared?

00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,-[jocks laughing]
-[locker slams]

00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,[school bell rings]

00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,You okay?

00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,[girl] I'm not about
to confess to my brother

00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:32,that I've recently
been plagued by visions.

00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,They come on without warning,

00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:38,and feel like electroshock therapy,
but without the satisfying afterburn.

00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,Leave this to me.

00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:40,Wednesday?

00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,What are you gonna do?

00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:44,What I do best.

00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,["Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien"
by Édith Piaf playing]

00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:53,[whistle blows]

00:01:56,574 --> 00:02:01,♪ Non, rien de rien… ♪

00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:02,[jock 1] Yo, Dalton, look.

00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,Pigsley's sister.

00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,Hey, freak.

00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,-This is a closed practice.
-[jocks chuckle]

00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:15,The only person
who gets to torture my brother is me.

00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,♪ Non, rien de rien ♪

00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,[jocks clamor]

00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:29,♪ Non, je ne regrette rien ♪

00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:34,♪ Car ma vie, car mes joies ♪

00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,[whistle blowing frantically]

00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:43,♪ Ça commence avec toi ♪

00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,[shrieks]

00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:49,[elegant music swells, fades away]

00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,[jauntily macabre theme music playing]

00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,[radio squawks,
playing "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison]

00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,♪ I close my eyes ♪

00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:07,♪ Then I drift away ♪

00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:11,[passenger singing along]
♪ Into the magic night ♪

00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,♪ I softly say ♪

00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:20,[both] ♪ A silent prayer ♪

00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:24,♪ Like dreamers do ♪

00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:29,♪ Then I fall asleep to dream ♪

00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,♪ My dreams of you ♪

00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,-♪ I remember ♪
-[bird chirps]

00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:41,-[birds thudding in time to music]
-♪ That you said goodbye… ♪

00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,[feeble tweeting]

00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,[both moaning]

00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,[woman] Mmm.

00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,[man sighs]

00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,Darling, how long do you intend
on giving us the cold shoulder?

00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,Lurch, please remind my parents
that I'm no longer speaking to them.

00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:06,[Lurch grunts]

00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,[woman] Hmm.

00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,I promise you, my little viper,

00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:12,you will love Nevermore.

00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:13,Won't she, Tish?

00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,Of course.
It's the perfect school for her.

00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,Why? Because it was
the perfect school for you?

00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,I have no interest
in following in your footsteps.

00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,Becoming captain of the fencing team,

00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,Queen of the Dark Prom,
President of the Séance Society.

00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:31,I merely meant that finally you will
be among peers who understand you.

00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,Maybe you'll even make some friends.

00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:37,Nevermore is like
no other boarding school.

00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,It's a magical place.

00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,It's where I met your mother.

00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,And we fell in love.

00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,[yearning sigh]

00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,You guys are making me nauseous.

00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:51,Not in a good way.

00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,Darling, we aren't the ones
who g***t you expelled.

00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:59,That boy's family was going to file
attempted murder charges.

00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,How would that have looked on your record?

00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:02,Terrible.

00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,Everyone would know
I failed to get the job done.

00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:08,Hmm.

00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,[man] Just over here is fine.

00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,-Thanks.
-You sure you want to get out here?

00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:30,The trail might look pretty,
but it runs right past Nevermore.

00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,That school for outcasts?

00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,Huh. That's a polite way of putting it.

00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,I never had a problem with outcasts.

00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,My counselor at summer camp
was a werewolf.

00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,Great guy.

00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:43,Yeah, they're just like you and me,

00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,until they rip your throat out.

00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,[chuckles wryly] Thanks.

00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:56,[bird caws]

00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,[low, menacing music playing]

00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,[branches snapping]

00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:33,[ragged breathing]

00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,-[creature snarls]
-[panicked screaming]

00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,[gate hinges creak]

00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:46,[ominous music builds]

00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:59,[sighs] At least
it's turning into a beautiful day.

00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,[bells tolling]

00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,[thunder rumbling]

00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,[playfully gloomy music playing]

00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,Wednesday is certainly a unique name.

00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,I'm guessing it was the day you were born?

00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,I was born on Friday the 13th.

00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:30,Her name comes from a line
from my favorite nursery rhyme,

00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,"Wednesday's child is full of woe."

00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,You always had a unique perspective
on the world, Morticia.

00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,Hmm.

00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,Did your mother tell you
we were roommates back in the day?

00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,And you graduated with your sanity intact?

00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,Impressive.

00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:53,You've certainly had
a very interesting educational journey.

00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,Eight schools in five years.

00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,They haven't built one
strong enough to hold me.

00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,I bet this place won't be any different.

00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,What our daughter is trying to say

00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,is that she greatly appreciates
the opportunity.

00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:11,Nevermore doesn't usually
accept students mid-term,

00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:14,but given Wednesday's perfect grades

00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,and your family's long history
with the school,

00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,I've spoken with the board
and we've made an exception.

00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,[quirky music playing]

00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,Larissa, what about Wednesday's, um…

00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,therapy sessions?

00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,The court ordered them.

00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:38,Hmm. The school has a relationship
with a therapist in Jericho.

00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:42,-She can meet twice a week.
-Did you hear that, my little storm cloud?

00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,You're in excellent hands.

00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,We'll see...