Batman Beyond - Return of The Joker (2000 - 1080p BluRay) Subtitles

00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,Stay back!

00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,[GROWLING]

00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,[MAN SCREAMS]

00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,[GRUNTING]

00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:32,[SNIFFING]

00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,He should've said "heel."

00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,[LAUGHING]

00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,[GRUNTS]

00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,Slag it!

00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,[BOTH SHOUTING]

00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:06,- He's g***t a delicate touch, Dee Dee.
- Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee.

00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:13,I hate ripping this heavy junk.
Give me cash cards any day.

00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,CHUCKO: Zip it, Bonk.
Plan is get in and get out fast.

00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,Huh?

00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:24,It's a school night, kids.
I'm gonna have to call your folks.

00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,BOTH: Whoa!

00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,[BOTH SHOUTING]

00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,[GRUNTING]

00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:52,Bonk! Don't!

00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,Yeah, Bonk. Don't.

00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:55,[SHOUTS]

00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,Huh? Aah!

00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,[GRUNTING]

00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,[GROWLING]

00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,[GROANING]

00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:55,[BATMAN GRUNTING]

00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,[SHOUTS]

00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,Let's go!
Dee Dee, open the door.

00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,[IN UNISON] On the double.

00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,[BOTH GROANING]

00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,Incoming!

00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,[BOTH GRUNTING]

00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,Bonk! You moron! Get back here!

00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,[SCREAMING]

00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,[GRUNTING]

00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,You g***t a death wish, Bats!

00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,And l thought l was just
being a good citizen.

00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:58,[SHOUTS]

00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,G***t you, sis!

00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,Flagpole.

00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,What did you say?

00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,Flagpole.

00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,CHUCKO: Come on!

00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,[AMBULANCE SIRENS WAILING]

00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,That ain't coming
out of my allowance.

00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,Still g***t it.

00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,How did it go with the Jokerz?

00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,I broke up the robbery,
but it was weird.

00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,Third time this month that gang
intercepted high-tech machinery.

00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,Jokerz don't use that stuff.

00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,They're probably fencing it.
Corporate espionage is big business.

00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:58,I'll sit tight until I can
get another shot at them.

00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,- Hey, lookie here.
WOMAN [ON TV]: That's right, Tom.

00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:05,Today, billionaire Bruce Wayne
stunned the financial world...

00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:09,with plans to resume active
leadership of Wayne Enterprises.

00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:12,While most shareholders have
welcomed Wayne's return...

00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,support from key members of the
Wayne board has been lukewarm.

00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:20,Company operations manager Jordan
Pryce offered this comment:

00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,I join the rest of our
Wayne Enterprises family...

00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:27,in welcoming back our most valuable
senior resource, Bruce Wayne.

00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,I'm sure we'll all profit
from his years of experience.

00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,Still, the rigors of running a
vast, multinational conglomerate...

00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,would be stressful,
even for a young man.

00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,I hope he's up to the challenge.

00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,He's not bitter, much.

00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,Pryce was next in
line for the top spot.

00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,My return torpedoed any
dreams he had of succession.

00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:51,- You gonna keep him around?
- Lf he'll stay on my terms.

00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:55,I've worked long and hard to regain
control of my family's company.

00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,I won't hand it over again.

00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:01,Pryce can either get with that
program or start e-mailing his résumé.

00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,With the long hours you'll
put in at the office...

00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,does this mean you'll
have less time for...

00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,Who sleeps anymore?

00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,[GROANING]

00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,You okay?

00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,The Jokerz are going
in for splicing now.

00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:19,Crazy hyena-boy nearly bit me.
No way l could explain that to Dana.

00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,You're not going out now?

00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,The night is young and so ** l.

00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,A good night's rest
might be more beneficial.

00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,Like you said,
who sleeps anymore?

00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,[DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,Up and at them, Terry.

00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,You can doze on Bruce Wayne's
time, not mine.

00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,Sorry, Dane.

00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,- Great song, huh?
- Huh.

00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,Did you see the squid Blade's with?
P.U.!

00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,Ter, my head's on fire.

00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,You look good.

00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,McGinnis!

00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,[CHUCKLES]

00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:35,Sorry, babe. Guess the day
was longer than l thought.

00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,Let's sit this one out.

00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,Coffee. And leave the pot.

00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,CHUCKO: Batman showed
up and we had to ditch.

00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:54,We were able to save this:
the console's memory board.

00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,I know it's not much, but...

00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:00,JOKER: It's not much?
Lt's nothing.

00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,[ALL GASPING]

00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:04,Losers.

00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,All of you.

00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:11,A disgrace to the name Joker.
Why, in my day...

00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:12,In your day?!

00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,Ever since you came
into this gang...

00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,it's been "your day"
this and "your day" that.

00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,CHUCKO: Bonk.

00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,Your day is over, old man.

00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:25,Even if you are who you say you are.
And personally, l think you're a fake.

00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,Oh, brave new world...

00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,It has such putzes in it.

00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:35,He's g***t us running around ripping
a lot of geek junk, but no cash!

00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,He won't tell us what his plan
is, if he even has one.

00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,I want out!

00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,If you insist.

00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,[ALL GASPING]

00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:50,Hey, man. Take it easy.
I was just kidding.

00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,- Aah!
- So was I.

00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,[LAUGHING]

00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,[SHOUTS]

00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,Oops. No, I wasn't.

00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,That's also how we
did it in my day.

00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:18,You know, kids, a lot has changed
while your Uncle Joker's been away.

00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,New Gotham, new rules...

00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,even a new Batman.

00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,But now l'm tanned,
l'm rested...

00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,and l'm ready to give this
old town a wedgie again!

00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:37,I have to know you're with me.
Will you say it for me one time?

00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,[IN UNISON] We're with you.

00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,Little louder.

00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:41,[IN UNISON] We're with you!

00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,- Dee Dee? BOTH: We're with you!

00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,Boys?

00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,BOTH: We're with you!

00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,Bonk?

00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,Oh, right.

00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,Dead.

00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,Dee Dee,
be a lamb and sweep out the trash.

00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,There's a good girls.

00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,[BOTH GRUNTING]

00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,Your renewed faith puts
a smile in my heart.

00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:09,What say we forget tonight's
mishap and start over?

00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,CHUCKO: Great, boss.

00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,Ghoul, my boy, we're going to...