Sharing the Secret 2000 Subtitles

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00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

00:00:18,850 --> 00:00:21,- [Radio Reporter] Well, this
commission also is empowered...

00:00:21,536 --> 00:00:26,(static crackling)
(garbled music)

00:00:29,543 --> 00:00:31,- [Man On Radio] And to regrow new hair

00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,in the balding areas or your money back.

00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:36,(machine humming)

00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:37,- [Woman On Radio] If
you're thinking about

00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:41,breast augmentation, it's
time to stop thinking and act.

00:00:42,484 --> 00:00:45,(food sizzling)

00:00:45,531 --> 00:00:48,(bell dinging)

00:00:49,143 --> 00:00:52,(indistinct chattering)

00:00:54,462 --> 00:00:56,(plate clanking)

00:00:56,946 --> 00:00:59,- [Woman On Radio] You want
him to act like Hercules...

00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:02,(garbled music)
(static crackling)

00:01:02,978 --> 00:01:04,- [Reporter On Radio] The
Grand Rapids grandmother

00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:07,is sentenced to life
for the contract killing

00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:07,of her daughter-in-law.

00:01:07,853 --> 00:01:09,- [Waitress] I'll be right there, hon.

00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,I only g***t two hands.

00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:14,- [Woman] The first home
facelift, it really works.

00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:16,It's gonna take 10 years off any...

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(garbled music)

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00:01:25,422 --> 00:01:28,(plate clanking)

00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:36,(spoon thudding)

00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,- Suffering from depression...
- Killed themselves.

00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:40,I was elated.

00:01:43,114 --> 00:01:45,(energetic music)

00:01:46,897 --> 00:01:49,- [Waitress] How's my two toasts coming?

00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:51,- [Cook] Be right up.

00:01:51,464 --> 00:01:53,- Ah.

00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,Here it is.

00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,- [Beth] That's great, Dad.

00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:01,- At 10 months, John Moss
Jr. is the youngest child

00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:04,to finish basic swimming
at the Encino YMCA

00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,earning a level one certificate.

00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:08,- Incredible.
- Yeah.

00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:11,- Can you excuse me for a minute?

00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,- Yeah, yeah, sure.

00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:16,Hey, you know what, I'm
glad we're doin' this,

00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,gettin' together.

00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:20,- Yeah.
- It's important.

00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:20,- Me too.

00:02:34,831 --> 00:02:37,(door bangs shut)

00:02:54,983 --> 00:02:56,♪ Get it, get it girl, get, get it girl ♪

00:02:56,770 --> 00:02:58,♪ Oh, I like that thing ♪

00:02:58,759 --> 00:03:00,♪ Come on, get it, get it, get it girl ♪

00:03:00,377 --> 00:03:02,♪ Oh, I like that girl ♪

00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,♪ Yeah, get, get it girl ♪

00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:05,♪ Oh, I like that thing ♪

00:03:05,825 --> 00:03:07,♪ Get it, get it, get, get it girl ♪

00:03:07,933 --> 00:03:09,♪ Oh, I like that girl ♪

00:03:09,505 --> 00:03:10,♪ Get it girl, get, get it girl ♪

00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:12,- Thank you.

00:03:12,299 --> 00:03:13,- You're welcome.

00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:14,Hey, baby.

00:03:14,146 --> 00:03:14,- Hey.

00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,- How was your day?
- Good.

00:03:19,447 --> 00:03:21,- Hello, Edward.

00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:21,- Hi.

00:03:21,973 --> 00:03:23,Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,- It's okay.

00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,Ow!

00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,Bruised.

00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:31,Ballet, toe shoes.

00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,- [Nina] You're on toe.

00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,Did Beth tell you she's on toe, Edward?

00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,- It's called point, Mom.

00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,- Personally, I'm on heel.

00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:44,- You mean you are a heel.
- Beth.

00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,- (laughs) Edward knows I love him.

00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,- [Nina] You guys want anything?

00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,- We're done, actually.

00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:55,- [Nina] Hey, what happened
to all the leftover Chinese?

00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,There was a ton.

00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:58,- Oh, I know, I threw that out.

00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:00,I didn't like the smell.

00:04:00,802 --> 00:04:02,♪ Oh, I like that thing ♪

00:04:02,446 --> 00:04:04,♪ Get it girl, get it girl ♪

00:04:04,009 --> 00:04:05,♪ Oh, I like that girl ♪

00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,♪ Get it girl, get, get it girl ♪

00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:08,- Give me.

00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,- Ah, ah, ah!

00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,(Beth gasps)

00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,Oh my god!

00:04:14,342 --> 00:04:15,How did you know?

00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,I saw these, and I loved them!

00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,- Good.
- See you tomorrow.

00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,- Okay, bye.

00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:23,(muffled rap music)

00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:32,- Oh, you know, you look younger lately.

00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,I mean, you always look young,

00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:36,it's just that you look
younger than you do,

00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,than you did, when...

00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:41,- (laughing) Thank you, Edward.

00:04:41,559 --> 00:04:42,- All right, then.
- All right.

00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:44,Bye, Edward.
- Bye.

00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,- Edward likes this misogynist trash.

00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,Sorry.

00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,- Misogynist?
- Oh yeah.

00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:56,- Isn't that your album?

00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,- Last year's.

00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:58,- Oh.

00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:01,(gentle guitar music)

00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,- Thanks for the barrettes.

00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:09,You're staring at me.

00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,- ** I?

00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,You're getting tall, you know.

00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:16,- Yeah.
- Tall and skinny.

00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,- Yeah, I noticed.

00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:18,I like it, don't you?

00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:20,- You're beautiful.

00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,- Hey, we g***t any big plans this weekend?

00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,- I don't think so.

00:05:27,757 --> 00:05:30,- 'Cause Dad asked this
morning at breakfast

00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,if I could spend the weekend,

00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,and I just, you know, I wanted
to check with you first.

00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:36,- That's fine.

00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,- 'Kay.

00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:41,Gotta share the wealth, you know. (laughs)

00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:53,- Yum, it smells good in here.

00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:58,What's this?

00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:59,- For you.

00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,- Thank you.

00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:01,You're gonna make me fat.

00:06:01,848 --> 00:06:03,(Beth laughs)

00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:04,What about you?

00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:05,- Oh, I woke up ravenous.

00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,I already ate everything
I could get my hands on.

00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,And I'm meeting Melanie early

00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:13,so she can copy my math homework.

00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,- Are you responsible for
everyone's math homework?

00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,How do they pass tests?

00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,Nevermind, I don't wanna know.

00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,- Sit down, 'kay?

00:06:22,225 --> 00:06:23,- Okay.

00:06:23,886 --> 00:06:25,This is great.
(both laughing)

00:06:25,768 --> 00:06:27,(doorbell buzzing)

00:06:27,257 --> 00:06:28,- Oh, gotta go.

00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,Love ya.
- Okay.

00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,Have a good day.
- Okay.

00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,- Thanks!

00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,Be careful, I love you.

00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,- Jessica's gross.

00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:39,She wears way too much
makeup, doesn't she?

00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,- I know, what is she thinking?

00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:43,- She looks like a s***t.

00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:44,I like glitter, though.

00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,- Yeah, I like glitter.

00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:47,Is she coming to your party?
- Of course.

00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,Everyone is.

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