Sharing the Secret 2000 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,485 --> 00:00:04,318 (MultiCom Jingle) 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 3 00:00:18,850 --> 00:00:21,536 - [Radio Reporter] Well, this commission also is empowered... 4 00:00:21,536 --> 00:00:26,536 (static crackling) (garbled music) 5 00:00:29,543 --> 00:00:31,400 - [Man On Radio] And to regrow new hair 6 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,913 in the balding areas or your money back. 7 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:36,364 (machine humming) 8 00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:37,570 - [Woman On Radio] If you're thinking about 9 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:41,357 breast augmentation, it's time to stop thinking and act. 10 00:00:42,484 --> 00:00:45,531 (food sizzling) 11 00:00:45,531 --> 00:00:48,114 (bell dinging) 12 00:00:49,143 --> 00:00:52,476 (indistinct chattering) 13 00:00:54,462 --> 00:00:56,946 (plate clanking) 14 00:00:56,946 --> 00:00:59,382 - [Woman On Radio] You want him to act like Hercules... 15 00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:02,978 (garbled music) (static crackling) 16 00:01:02,978 --> 00:01:04,530 - [Reporter On Radio] The Grand Rapids grandmother 17 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:07,020 is sentenced to life for the contract killing 18 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:07,853 of her daughter-in-law. 19 00:01:07,853 --> 00:01:09,010 - [Waitress] I'll be right there, hon. 20 00:01:09,010 --> 00:01:10,530 I only g***t two hands. 21 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:14,390 - [Woman] The first home facelift, it really works. 22 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:16,263 It's gonna take 10 years off any... 23 00:01:16,263 --> 00:01:20,968 (static crackling) (garbled music) 24 00:01:20,968 --> 00:01:24,301 (indistinct chattering) 25 00:01:25,422 --> 00:01:28,172 (plate clanking) 26 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:36,640 (spoon thudding) 27 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,960 - Suffering from depression... - Killed themselves. 28 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:40,967 I was elated. 29 00:01:43,114 --> 00:01:45,947 (energetic music) 30 00:01:46,897 --> 00:01:49,626 - [Waitress] How's my two toasts coming? 31 00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:51,464 - [Cook] Be right up. 32 00:01:51,464 --> 00:01:53,039 - Ah. 33 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,039 Here it is. 34 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,570 - [Beth] That's great, Dad. 35 00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:01,460 - At 10 months, John Moss Jr. is the youngest child 36 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:04,250 to finish basic swimming at the Encino YMCA 37 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,243 earning a level one certificate. 38 00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:08,823 - Incredible. - Yeah. 39 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:11,240 - Can you excuse me for a minute? 40 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,910 - Yeah, yeah, sure. 41 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:16,470 Hey, you know what, I'm glad we're doin' this, 42 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,320 gettin' together. 43 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:20,070 - Yeah. - It's important. 44 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:20,903 - Me too. 45 00:02:34,831 --> 00:02:37,664 (door bangs shut) 46 00:02:54,983 --> 00:02:56,770 ♪ Get it, get it girl, get, get it girl ♪ 47 00:02:56,770 --> 00:02:58,759 ♪ Oh, I like that thing ♪ 48 00:02:58,759 --> 00:03:00,377 ♪ Come on, get it, get it, get it girl ♪ 49 00:03:00,377 --> 00:03:02,283 ♪ Oh, I like that girl ♪ 50 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,870 ♪ Yeah, get, get it girl ♪ 51 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:05,825 ♪ Oh, I like that thing ♪ 52 00:03:05,825 --> 00:03:07,933 ♪ Get it, get it, get, get it girl ♪ 53 00:03:07,933 --> 00:03:09,505 ♪ Oh, I like that girl ♪ 54 00:03:09,505 --> 00:03:10,810 ♪ Get it girl, get, get it girl ♪ 55 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:12,299 - Thank you. 56 00:03:12,299 --> 00:03:13,313 - You're welcome. 57 00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:14,146 Hey, baby. 58 00:03:14,146 --> 00:03:14,979 - Hey. 59 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,290 - How was your day? - Good. 60 00:03:19,447 --> 00:03:21,140 - Hello, Edward. 61 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:21,973 - Hi. 62 00:03:21,973 --> 00:03:23,503 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 63 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,263 - It's okay. 64 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,100 Ow! 65 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,170 Bruised. 66 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:31,573 Ballet, toe shoes. 67 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,650 - [Nina] You're on toe. 68 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,970 Did Beth tell you she's on toe, Edward? 69 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,263 - It's called point, Mom. 70 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,630 - Personally, I'm on heel. 71 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:44,958 - You mean you are a heel. - Beth. 72 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,783 - (laughs) Edward knows I love him. 73 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,493 - [Nina] You guys want anything? 74 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,630 - We're done, actually. 75 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:55,490 - [Nina] Hey, what happened to all the leftover Chinese? 76 00:03:55,490 --> 00:03:57,060 There was a ton. 77 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:58,770 - Oh, I know, I threw that out. 78 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:00,802 I didn't like the smell. 79 00:04:00,802 --> 00:04:02,446 ♪ Oh, I like that thing ♪ 80 00:04:02,446 --> 00:04:04,009 ♪ Get it girl, get it girl ♪ 81 00:04:04,009 --> 00:04:05,941 ♪ Oh, I like that girl ♪ 82 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,540 ♪ Get it girl, get, get it girl ♪ 83 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:08,373 - Give me. 84 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,456 - Ah, ah, ah! 85 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,640 (Beth gasps) 86 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,342 Oh my god! 87 00:04:14,342 --> 00:04:15,200 How did you know? 88 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,760 I saw these, and I loved them! 89 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,740 - Good. - See you tomorrow. 90 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,026 - Okay, bye. 91 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:23,026 (muffled rap music) 92 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:32,870 - Oh, you know, you look younger lately. 93 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,570 I mean, you always look young, 94 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:36,810 it's just that you look younger than you do, 95 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,390 than you did, when... 96 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:41,559 - (laughing) Thank you, Edward. 97 00:04:41,559 --> 00:04:42,890 - All right, then. - All right. 98 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:44,307 Bye, Edward. - Bye. 99 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,790 - Edward likes this misogynist trash. 100 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,300 Sorry. 101 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,293 - Misogynist? - Oh yeah. 102 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:56,000 - Isn't that your album? 103 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,310 - Last year's. 104 00:04:57,310 --> 00:04:58,143 - Oh. 105 00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:01,120 (gentle guitar music) 106 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,800 - Thanks for the barrettes. 107 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:09,653 You're staring at me. 108 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,010 - ** I? 109 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,470 You're getting tall, you know. 110 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:16,490 - Yeah. - Tall and skinny. 111 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,900 - Yeah, I noticed. 112 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:18,950 I like it, don't you? 113 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:20,820 - You're beautiful. 114 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,170 - Hey, we g***t any big plans this weekend? 115 00:05:26,190 --> 00:05:27,757 - I don't think so. 116 00:05:27,757 --> 00:05:30,000 - 'Cause Dad asked this morning at breakfast 117 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,520 if I could spend the weekend, 118 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,270 and I just, you know, I wanted to check with you first. 119 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:36,760 - That's fine. 120 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,650 - 'Kay. 121 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:41,340 Gotta share the wealth, you know. (laughs) 122 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:53,973 - Yum, it smells good in here. 123 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:58,180 What's this? 124 00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:59,260 - For you. 125 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,450 - Thank you. 126 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:01,848 You're gonna make me fat. 127 00:06:01,848 --> 00:06:03,210 (Beth laughs) 128 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:04,043 What about you? 129 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:05,960 - Oh, I woke up ravenous. 130 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,410 I already ate everything I could get my hands on. 131 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,730 And I'm meeting Melanie early 132 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:13,380 so she can copy my math homework. 133 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,170 - Are you responsible for everyone's math homework? 134 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,960 How do they pass tests? 135 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,840 Nevermind, I don't wanna know. 136 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,225 - Sit down, 'kay? 137 00:06:22,225 --> 00:06:23,886 - Okay. 138 00:06:23,886 --> 00:06:25,768 This is great. (both laughing) 139 00:06:25,768 --> 00:06:27,257 (doorbell buzzing) 140 00:06:27,257 --> 00:06:28,180 - Oh, gotta go. 141 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,180 Love ya. - Okay. 142 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,097 Have a good day. - Okay. 143 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,210 - Thanks! 144 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,770 Be careful, I love you. 145 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,210 - Jessica's gross. 146 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:39,724 She wears way too much makeup, doesn't she? 147 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,820 - I know, what is she thinking? 148 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:43,340 - She looks like a s***t. 149 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:44,370 I like glitter, though. 150 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,660 - Yeah, I like glitter. 151 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:47,280 Is she coming to your party? - Of course. 152 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,450 Everyone is. 153 00:06:48,450 -->...