Greetings-1968.en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,640 'In South Vietnam, 2 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:28,484 'communist groups from the North have made their deepest penetration 3 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,150 'into territory of the South so far in the war. 4 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,318 'The enemy used tanks in an ambush today 5 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,908 'against some 200 American Air Cavalrymen 6 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,154 'touching off a four-hour battle near Khe Sanh. 7 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,656 'And this late dispatch from the US command in Vietnam: 8 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:45,081 'allied troops have killed 243 more Vietcong 9 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:49,331 'in the vicinity of Saigon, in a battle that is still raging. 10 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,458 'President Johnson told a pro-administration 11 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,676 'labor convention in the nation's capital today, 12 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,217 'that this country will stand firm in Vietnam, 13 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:59,887 'and at the same time continue to build better conditions in America. 14 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,247 'It sort of took a fellow back to the days of Harry Truman, 15 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,139 'to hear his audience cheer him on with shouts of, "Give 'em hell!" 16 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,266 'as the President defended his record.' 17 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:11,020 'Now, the America that we are building 18 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,862 'would be a threatened nation 19 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:19,740 'if we let freedom and liberty die in Vietnam. 20 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,665 'We will do what must be done, 21 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,159 'and we'll do it both at home 22 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:31,666 'and we'll do it wherever our brave men are called upon to stand.' 23 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:41,675 'This is the America that we have faith in. 24 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:45,303 'This is a nation that is building. 25 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,228 'This is a wonderful country that's growing. 26 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,652 'And I hope that you men 27 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:58,780 'are determined to help us meet these problems. 28 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,950 'I hope you men are determined to see us help get justice, 29 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,414 'not just for ourselves, 30 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:08,501 'but for all the people of this nation 31 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,497 'and for all the people of the world. 32 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:17,594 'And I sometimes wonder why we Americans enjoy 33 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:21,135 'punishing ourselves so much, 34 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,929 'with our own criticism. 35 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,938 'This is a pretty good land. 36 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,854 'I'm not saying you never had it so good. 37 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,274 'But that is a fact, isn't it?' 38 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,279 ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings 39 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,407 ♪ Would you like to go away? 40 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,455 ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings 41 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,625 ♪ Come and see me, don't delay 42 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:57,876 ♪ Spend a day or two with Uncle Sam 43 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:02,509 ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings 44 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:05,634 ♪ I'm coming to make a small request 45 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,512 ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings 46 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,230 ♪ You'll soon find I know what's best 47 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,942 ♪ So be my guest, but you do what I say 48 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:18,984 ♪ Would you like to go back to bed? 49 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:29,826 ♪ Forget about all the things that you've seen and you've read 50 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,834 ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings 51 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,928 ♪ Would you like to go away? 52 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,843 ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings 53 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,763 ♪ Come and see me, don't delay 54 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,602 ♪ Spend a day or two with Uncle... 55 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,599 ♪ Spend a day or two with Uncle... 56 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:58,525 ♪ Spend a day or two with Uncle Sam... ♪ 57 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:09,326 Which one of you niggers is man enough just to take me on? 58 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,419 - What happened to your face? - Don't touch it. 59 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,555 Oh, gee, what happened? 60 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,347 I g***t stomped by some spades at 125th Street. 61 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,593 - Why? - What are you fighting spades for? 62 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,311 I'm trying to get out of my pre-induction physical. 63 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,056 - So I tried to get my leg busted. - You picked a fight with 'em? 64 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,479 - Yeah. - Oh, man! 65 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,728 Well, I've g***t to get out of it somehow. 66 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,697 Well, listen, be cool. I can get you out of it. 67 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:46,738 We'll do the same thing for you that I did when I went down there a week ago. 68 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:50,659 Be cool, it's very easy. Er... take your jacket off. 69 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,536 Yeah. 70 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,580 - Those pants are OK, don't you think? - Oh, yeah, they're good. 71 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,253 Tuck your shirt in. All the way around. 72 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,797 - All the way. - Yeah. 73 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,172 - Get it in there. - Now, pull your pants up. 74 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,014 - Pull them way up. - High. 75 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,553 No, man. 76 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,392 Oh, my p***s, man! 77 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,353 That's it. 78 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,268 Get the belt. 79 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,855 - Get it like this. - This is killing me, man! 80 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:20,986 Now let it hang like that. 81 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,821 - G***t to get the flap down. - That's too blatant. 82 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,656 - That's good. - Yeah, that's good. 83 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,367 Right, now you need some black lace bikini panties. 84 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,782 - Or silk. - Bikini panties, right. That'll be good. 85 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,997 When you take pants off, this is really important. 86 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,617 Fags, you see, are really Fags are really blatant. 87 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,210 I ain't no fag, man! 88 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,831 No, you don't understand, we're making you a fag for the induction. 89 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,880 - Oh. It's like 'silk-pantsing'? - Right. 90 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,924 It sounded pretty strange for a second. 91 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,390 You want people to focus in on the crucial area. 92 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,885 To scope in on that zone down there. 93 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,639 - Take some Kleenex or a pair of socks. - Oh, yeah. 94 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:01,734 Take a pair of socks and just stuff them in the silk panties. 95 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,320 Just, er... Just so it bulges. 96 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,190 And then what you need is a kind of a fishnet shirt. 97 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,157 Oh, yeah, big fishnet, yeah. 98 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:12,120 And then you need like a scarf. 99 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:15,285 Kind of a big, flowing, silk scarf. 100 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,187 If you're gonna wear those net shirts, you'll have to shave your chest. 101 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,873 You have to shave under your arms. 102 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,837 - Your whole body. - Better use Nair. 103 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,379 So with the hand on the hip and the wrist, just flop the wrist, 104 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:29,925 just walk right up to the Sergeant, get as close as you can, 105 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,470 and seduce him with your eyeballs and say, "Hi!" 106 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:36,640 - Do that. - Hey, fellas, get a load of this. 107 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,512 Yeah. 108 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,937 And when he talks to the fellas, 109 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,481 you turn around and look at the fellas too, see? 110 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,356 And give 'em a little sort of wink, a little... 111 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:50,028 Like that, right? Yeah, you g***t that? 112 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,278 And then he'll ask you He'll ask what your name is. 113 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,575 - What's your name? - Paul Gerald Shaw. 114 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,414 Gerald... 115 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,330 I g***t it! When he asks him his name... This is what you say. 116 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,169 What's your name, son? 117 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,084 Paul Gerald Shaw. 118 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:08,710 The fellas call me Jerry, but you can call me Geranium. 119 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,336 Hey, did you hear that, fellas? 120 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,590 What kind of a name is that? What kind of a name is that, son! 121 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:17,514 Oh, my friends think I smell like a flower. 122 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:21,936 Yeah, just like that. And then he'll ask you where you live. 123 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,104 Ask me where I live. This is very important. 124 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:29,697 - Alright, where do you live, son? - Oh, I live... around. 125 00:07:29,824 -->...