Greetings-1968.en Subtitles

At 00:00:24,274, Character said: 'In South Vietnam,

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At 00:00:25,776, Character said: 'communist groups from the North
have made their deepest penetration

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At 00:00:28,612, Character said: 'into territory of the South
so far in the war.

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At 00:00:31,281, Character said: 'The enemy used tanks
in an ambush today

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At 00:00:33,450, Character said: 'against some 200
American Air Cavalrymen

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At 00:00:36,036, Character said: 'touching off a four-hour battle
near Khe Sanh.

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At 00:00:39,289, Character said: 'And this late dispatch
from the US command in Vietnam:

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At 00:00:41,792, Character said: 'allied troops have killed
243 more Vietcong

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At 00:00:45,212, Character said: 'in the vicinity of Saigon,
in a battle that is still raging.

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At 00:00:49,466, Character said: 'President Johnson told
a pro-administration

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At 00:00:51,593, Character said: 'labor convention
in the nation's capital today,

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At 00:00:53,804, Character said: 'that this country
will stand firm in Vietnam,

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At 00:00:56,348, Character said: 'and at the same time continue
to build better conditions in America.

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At 00:01:00,018, Character said: 'It sort of took a fellow back
to the days of Harry Truman,

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At 00:01:02,271, Character said: 'to hear his audience cheer him on
with shouts of, "Give 'em hell!"

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At 00:01:05,274, Character said: 'as the President defended his record.'

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At 00:01:07,401, Character said: 'Now, the America that we are building

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At 00:01:11,154, Character said: 'would be a threatened nation

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At 00:01:15,450, Character said: 'if we let freedom and liberty
die in Vietnam.

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At 00:01:20,706, Character said: 'We will do what must be done,

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At 00:01:23,792, Character said: 'and we'll do it both at home

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At 00:01:26,295, Character said: 'and we'll do it wherever our brave men
are called upon to stand.'

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At 00:01:38,056, Character said: 'This is the America
that we have faith in.

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At 00:01:41,810, Character said: 'This is a nation that is building.

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At 00:01:45,439, Character said: 'This is a wonderful country
that's growing.

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At 00:01:50,569, Character said: 'And I hope that you men

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At 00:01:53,864, Character said: 'are determined to help us
meet these problems.

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At 00:01:58,910, Character said: 'I hope you men are determined
to see us help get justice,

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At 00:02:03,081, Character said: 'not just for ourselves,

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At 00:02:05,542, Character said: 'but for all the people of this nation

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At 00:02:08,629, Character said: 'and for all the people of the world.

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At 00:02:11,632, Character said: 'And I sometimes wonder
why we Americans enjoy

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At 00:02:17,721, Character said: 'punishing ourselves so much,

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At 00:02:21,266, Character said: 'with our own criticism.

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At 00:02:26,104, Character said: 'This is a pretty good land.

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At 00:02:29,066, Character said: 'I'm not saying
you never had it so good.

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At 00:02:31,985, Character said: 'But that is a fact, isn't it?'

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At 00:02:41,286, Character said: ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings

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At 00:02:44,414, Character said: ♪ Would you like to go away?

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At 00:02:47,542, Character said: ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings

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At 00:02:50,587, Character said: ♪ Come and see me, don't delay

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At 00:02:53,757, Character said: ♪ Spend a day or two with Uncle Sam

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At 00:02:59,721, Character said: ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings

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At 00:03:02,641, Character said: ♪ I'm coming to make a small request

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At 00:03:05,769, Character said: ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings

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At 00:03:08,647, Character said: ♪ You'll soon find I know what's best

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At 00:03:11,358, Character said: ♪ So be my guest,
but you do what I say

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At 00:03:15,070, Character said: ♪ Would you like to go back to bed?

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At 00:03:23,704, Character said: ♪ Forget about all the things
that you've seen and you've read

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At 00:03:36,091, Character said: ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings

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At 00:03:38,969, Character said: ♪ Would you like to go away?

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At 00:03:42,055, Character said: ♪ Greetings, greetings, greetings

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At 00:03:44,975, Character said: ♪ Come and see me, don't delay

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At 00:03:47,894, Character said: ♪ Spend a day or two with Uncle...

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At 00:03:50,731, Character said: ♪ Spend a day or two
with Uncle...

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At 00:03:53,734, Character said: ♪ Spend a day or two with Uncle Sam... ♪

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At 00:04:05,912, Character said: Which one of you niggers
is man enough just to take me on?

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At 00:04:20,802, Character said: - What happened to your face?
- Don't touch it.

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At 00:04:23,555, Character said: Oh, gee, what happened?

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At 00:04:24,639, Character said: I g***t stomped by some spades
at 125th Street.

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At 00:04:27,476, Character said: - Why?
- What are you fighting spades for?

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At 00:04:29,728, Character said: I'm trying to get out
of my pre-induction physical.

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At 00:04:32,439, Character said: - So I tried to get my leg busted.
- You picked a fight with 'em?

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At 00:04:35,192, Character said: - Yeah.
- Oh, man!

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At 00:04:37,611, Character said: Well, I've g***t to get out of it somehow.

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At 00:04:39,863, Character said: Well, listen, be cool.
I can get you out of it.

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At 00:04:42,824, Character said: We'll do the same thing for you that I did
when I went down there a week ago.

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At 00:04:46,870, Character said: Be cool, it's very easy.
Er... take your jacket off.

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At 00:04:52,125, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:55,837, Character said: - Those pants are OK, don't you think?
- Oh, yeah, they're good.

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At 00:04:58,715, Character said: Tuck your shirt in.
All the way around.

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At 00:05:03,386, Character said: - All the way.
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:04,930, Character said: - Get it in there.
- Now, pull your pants up.

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At 00:05:07,307, Character said: - Pull them way up.
- High.

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At 00:05:09,142, Character said: No, man.

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At 00:05:10,685, Character said: Oh, my p***s, man!

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At 00:05:13,021, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:05:14,481, Character said: Get the belt.

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At 00:05:17,317, Character said: - Get it like this.
- This is killing me, man!

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At 00:05:19,986, Character said: Now let it hang like that.

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At 00:05:20,988, Character said: - G***t to get the flap down.
- That's too blatant.

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At 00:05:23,949, Character said: - That's good.
- Yeah, that's good.

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At 00:05:25,784, Character said: Right, now you need some
black lace bikini panties.

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At 00:05:28,495, Character said: - Or silk.
- Bikini panties, right. That'll be good.

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At 00:05:30,914, Character said: When you take pants off,
this is really important.

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At 00:05:33,124, Character said: Fags, you see, are really
Fags are really blatant.

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At 00:05:36,753, Character said: I ain't no fag, man!

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At 00:05:38,338, Character said: No, you don't understand,
we're making you a fag for the induction.

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At 00:05:41,967, Character said: - Oh. It's like 'silk-pantsing'?
- Right.

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At 00:05:45,011, Character said: It sounded pretty strange
for a second.

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At 00:05:48,056, Character said: You want people to focus in
on the crucial area.

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At 00:05:51,518, Character said: To scope in on that zone
down there.

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At 00:05:54,020, Character said: - Take some Kleenex or a pair of socks.
- Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:57,774, Character said: Take a pair of socks and
just stuff them in the silk panties.

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At 00:06:01,862, Character said: Just, er... Just so it bulges.

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At 00:06:04,447, Character said: And then what you need
is a kind of a fishnet shirt.

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At 00:06:07,325, Character said: Oh, yeah, big fishnet, yeah.

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At 00:06:09,286, Character said: And then you need like a scarf.

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At 00:06:12,247, Character said: Kind of a big, flowing, silk scarf.

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At 00:06:15,417, Character said: If you're gonna wear those net shirts,
you'll have to shave your chest.

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At 00:06:18,211, Character said: You have to shave under your arms.

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At 00:06:20,005, Character said: - Your whole body.
- Better use Nair.

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At 00:06:21,965, Character said: So with the hand on the hip
and the wrist, just flop the wrist,

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At 00:06:25,510, Character said: just walk right up to the Sergeant,
get as close as you can,

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At 00:06:30,056, Character said: and seduce him
with your eyeballs and say, "Hi!"

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At 00:06:33,602, Character said: - Do that.
- Hey, fellas, get a load of this.

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At 00:06:36,771, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:38,648, Character said: And when he talks to the fellas,

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At 00:06:42,068, Character said: you turn around and look
at the fellas too, see?

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At 00:06:44,613, Character said: And give 'em a little sort of wink,
a little...

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At 00:06:47,490, Character said: Like that, right? Yeah, you g***t that?

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At 00:06:50,160, Character said: And then he'll ask you
He'll ask what your name is.

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At 00:06:53,413, Character said: - What's your name?
- Paul Gerald Shaw.

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At 00:06:55,707, Character said: Gerald...

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At 00:06:57,542, Character said: I g***t it! When he asks him his name...
This is what you say.

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At 00:07:00,462, Character said: What's your name, son?

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At 00:07:02,297, Character said: Paul Gerald Shaw.

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At 00:07:04,215, Character said: The fellas call me Jerry,
but you can call me Geranium.

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At 00:07:08,845, Character said: Hey, did you hear that, fellas?

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At 00:07:10,472, Character said: What kind of a name is that?
What kind of a name is that, son!

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At 00:07:13,725, Character said: Oh, my friends think
I smell like a flower.

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At 00:07:17,646, Character said: Yeah, just like that.
And then he'll ask you where you live.

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At 00:07:22,067, Character said: Ask me where I live.
This is very important.

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At 00:07:24,235, Character said: - Alright, where do you live, son?
- Oh, I live... around.

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