The Map of Tiny Perfect Things 2021 English Subtitles

At 00:01:23,250, Character said: You’re going to be
looking at the rain

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At 00:01:25,294, Character said: hitting ground midnight tonight,
moving in from the coast.

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At 00:01:29,215, Character said: -Morning, Mark.
-Morning, Mark.

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At 00:01:31,008, Character said: -Loser.
-Loser.

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At 00:01:35,304, Character said: MARK:
Daiquirí.

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At 00:01:36,388, Character said: It’s a village in Cuba.

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At 00:01:38,098, Character said: -It’s g***t three I’s in it.
-DANIEL: Oh.

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At 00:01:40,059, Character said: -And toast.
-Huh.

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At 00:01:42,978, Character said: Mark, can you, uh...

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At 00:01:46,023, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:54,156, Character said: -You know that’s not
real food, right? -I know.

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At 00:01:57,076, Character said: -Mark, eat something healthy.
-To be fair,

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At 00:01:59,161, Character said: Dad, you’re gonna be eating
an entire pint

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At 00:02:01,080, Character said: of Chubby Hubby by yourself
in approximately eight hours.

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At 00:02:06,293, Character said: You know you have math class
today, right, Mark?

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At 00:02:08,462, Character said: What I know, Dad, is that
the capital of Burkina Faso

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At 00:02:12,383, Character said: is Ouagadougou.

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At 00:02:13,968, Character said: -Is that...?

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At 00:02:15,678, Character said: -O-U-A-G-A-D...
-Hang on, hang on.

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At 00:02:17,930, Character said: -O-U...
-O-U...

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At 00:02:19,223, Character said: -You are such a loser.
-You are such a loser.

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At 00:02:21,809, Character said: -I ** not. You...
-I... You are.

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At 00:02:23,727, Character said: -I’m not.
-I’m not.

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At 00:02:25,020, Character said: You’ll be at Emma’s
soccer game, right?

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At 00:02:26,188, Character said: I’m sorry,
but that is incorrect.

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At 00:02:45,332, Character said: -

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At 00:02:48,127, Character said: had me hypnotized

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At 00:02:59,805, Character said: -Hey!

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At 00:03:07,104, Character said: -

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At 00:03:14,820, Character said: to get the hint

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At 00:03:18,073, Character said: I’m losing my grip

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At 00:03:24,288, Character said: -No, texter. Let it go.
-Uh...

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At 00:03:36,467, Character said: Uh, the keys are in your bag.

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At 00:03:38,385, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:39,803, Character said: Bless you.

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At 00:03:48,187, Character said: trust myself

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At 00:03:54,526, Character said: -

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At 00:03:56,779, Character said: why I’m not it

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At 00:04:00,074, Character said: I’m losing my grip

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At 00:04:08,499, Character said: It’s, uh, straight down
that way,

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At 00:04:11,126, Character said: and then it’s kind of
one of these things,

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At 00:04:13,212, Character said: -and then it’s your first right.
-

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At 00:04:15,005, Character said: -But wait.
-I g***t kind of a Sherlock thing.

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At 00:04:17,216, Character said: -I love that show.
-"The game is afoot!"

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At 00:04:19,259, Character said: -"Game is afoot."

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At 00:04:21,553, Character said: Why would you say that?

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At 00:05:14,940, Character said: -

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At 00:05:24,158, Character said: MAN
Let’s take one more look

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At 00:05:25,284, Character said: at your winning numbers today:

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At 00:05:26,285, Character said: 42, 10, 25, 76...

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At 00:05:28,620, Character said: MARK:
Oh, my God. I-I won.

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At 00:05:30,706, Character said: I just won!

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At 00:05:31,790, Character said: I won the lottery.
Oh, my God!

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At 00:05:33,250, Character said: -MAN: Yeah!

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At 00:05:54,396, Character said: -

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At 00:05:56,398, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:05:58,942, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:05:59,985, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:06:02,696, Character said: You’re the Sherlock guy.

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At 00:06:04,782, Character said: Did I give you directions
earlier?

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At 00:06:07,826, Character said: ...like, the sun is 400 times
bigger than the moon,

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At 00:06:10,120, Character said: but it’s also 400 times
farther away,

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At 00:06:12,539, Character said: so they look like
they’re the same size,

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At 00:06:14,500, Character said: -but they’re not.
-Mm.

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At 00:06:15,876, Character said: -Um... -And that is why
we have eclipses.

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At 00:06:17,628, Character said: This is me.

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At 00:06:18,796, Character said: Well, would you want
to hang out later?

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At 00:06:20,672, Character said: Tonight or something?

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At 00:06:22,382, Character said: Uh, I’ve g***t something.

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At 00:06:25,677, Character said: Oh. Uh, thank you.

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At 00:06:27,429, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:06:28,514, Character said: For your time.

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At 00:06:34,978, Character said: -Bye.
-Bye.

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At 00:06:58,001, Character said: Hey, man.

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At 00:06:59,503, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:07:01,088, Character said: -Oh.
-

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At 00:07:03,507, Character said: MARK:
Dude, those guys have armor.

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At 00:07:04,925, Character said: -You g***t to use the
rocket launcher. -Yeah. No way.

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At 00:07:06,301, Character said: -Shotgun. Watch. Ooh!
-Here.

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At 00:07:08,011, Character said: -You’re not John Wick. -Just a
little bit of sniper rifle.

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At 00:07:10,472, Character said: -Your projectile’s only gonna
make it worse. -No, no, no!

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At 00:07:11,765, Character said: Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no.

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At 00:07:13,058, Character said: Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no...

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At 00:07:17,271, Character said: -

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At 00:07:19,565, Character said: MARK:
He g***t you in the face.

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At 00:07:21,358, Character said: Yeah, I know, Mark,
he g***t me in the face.

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At 00:07:23,944, Character said: I’m never gonna find that key.

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At 00:07:26,113, Character said: What if your whole life
was like that?

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At 00:07:27,906, Character said: What, where you die and respawn?

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At 00:07:29,116, Character said: MARK:
Yeah.

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At 00:07:30,742, Character said: Or, like, you go to bed,
and when you wake up,

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At 00:07:33,078, Character said: it’s the same day all over
again, just on repeat.

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At 00:07:36,456, Character said: What would you do?

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At 00:07:37,875, Character said: -Besides this?
-Or in addition.

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At 00:07:40,252, Character said: You know?
Switch it up a little.

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At 00:07:42,296, Character said: Wait, wasn’t that a movie
where Bill Murray’s stuck

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At 00:07:44,339, Character said: in the same day till he has s***x
with his hot boss?

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At 00:07:46,758, Character said: Groundhog Day.

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At 00:07:48,177, Character said: Then that’s it right there.

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At 00:07:49,678, Character said: Girls.

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At 00:07:50,679, Character said: You wouldn’t-- I don’t know--

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At 00:07:51,972, Character said: tie a bunch of balloons

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At 00:07:53,140, Character said: to a lawn chair or something?

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At 00:07:54,808, Character said: HENRY: Dude, no.
I’d definitely take the girl.

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At 00:07:57,019, Character said: -MARK: Okay, forget that.
-No, no, no!

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At 00:07:59,104, Character said: -You could be a force for good.
-Like Batman?

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At 00:08:01,398, Character said: -MARK: Yeah, like Batman.
-But are we talking

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At 00:08:03,358, Character said: Dark Knight Batman or
Ben Affleck Batman, because...

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At 00:08:05,694, Character said: MARK: Dude, The Animated Series,
obviously.

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At 00:08:08,614, Character said: HENRY:
No, I’d still take the girl.

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At 00:08:10,699, Character said: I feel like it would
ultimately be more satisfying.

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At 00:08:12,659, Character said: -GOLFER: Yeah! Hole in one!
-MARK: All right.

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At 00:08:15,037, Character said: But it might be harder
than you think.

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At 00:08:16,997, Character said: -Ah!

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At 00:08:19,833, Character said: Dude, you’d get, like,
infinite do-overs.

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At 00:08:21,793, Character said: You’d just iterate.
Straight A-B testing.

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At 00:08:23,795, Character said: Right. If there’s
infinite do-overs,

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At 00:08:25,923, Character said: then sooner or later,
it has to happen.

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At 00:08:27,799, Character said: Just, like, mathematically.

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At 00:08:30,761, Character said: Maybe it’s like pi, though.

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At 00:08:32,930, Character said: Just goes on forever.

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At 00:08:35,224, Character said: There could be infinite ways
for you not to get laid.

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At 00:08:37,768, Character said: -MARK: Yes!

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At 00:08:41,647, Character said: -Oh. -Oh, uh, next time...
-

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At 00:08:48,320, Character said: Then you’d never get out
of the loop.

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At 00:08:52,241, Character said: Right, but why
would you want to?

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At 00:08:54,409, Character said: You’d be the center
of the universe.

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At 00:08:57,204, Character said: -You could do anything.
-Yeah, but it could get

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At 00:08:59,122, Character said: -boring or lonely.
-No way.

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At 00:09:01,792, Character said: Man, I mean, you would be,
like, the king of everything.

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At 00:09:05,545, Character said: -Hi, honey.

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At 00:09:09,925, Character said: -HENRY: Sure, you will.
-DANIEL: No.

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At 00:09:12,135, Character said: But say it’s you
and you tell me.

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At 00:09:13,595, Character said: -I’d just forget.
-Right, but you’d never

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At 00:09:15,222, Character said: -believe me anyway.
-We could’ve had this

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At 00:09:16,807, Character said: exact conversation, like,
50 times already.

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At 00:09:18,308, Character said: -Yeah.
-The repetition.

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At 00:09:19,393, Character said: ’Cause it’s not...

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At 00:09:21,186, Character said: No, I don’t think
I ** being defensive.

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At 00:09:22,854, Character said: I’m looking at this
as an opportunity.

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At 00:09:24,273, Character said: HENRY:
The isolation.

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At 00:09:25,607, Character said: -

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At 00:09:28,026, Character said: -You’d be like
the last man on Earth.

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At 00:09:34,366, Character said: -

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At 00:09:39,079, Character said: Three, two, one.

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At 00:09:42,249, Character said: -

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At 00:09:43,417, Character said: -HENRY: What,

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At 00:09:44,626, Character said: where you die and respawn?

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At 00:09:54,011, Character said: Morning, Mark.

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At 00:09:55,429, Character said: -Loser.
-Loser.

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At 00:10:00,392, Character said: -

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At 00:10:02,060, Character said: Straight down that way,
and then there’s...

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At 00:10:03,729, Character said: there’s, like, one of those,

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At 00:10:05,188, Character said: -and you just take a right.
-

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At 00:10:06,732, Character said: -Uh, wait.
-Psychic.

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At 00:10:08,358, Character said: Uh, I love psychics!

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At 00:10:29,254, Character said: -

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At 00:10:57,115, Character said: So, what’d...