The Map of Tiny Perfect Things 2021 English Subtitles

00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,You’re going to be
looking at the rain

00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:29,hitting ground midnight tonight,
moving in from the coast.

00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,-Morning, Mark.
-Morning, Mark.

00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,-Loser.
-Loser.

00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,MARK:
Daiquirí.

00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,It’s a village in Cuba.

00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,-It’s g***t three I’s in it.
-DANIEL: Oh.

00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:42,-And toast.
-Huh.

00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,Mark, can you, uh...

00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,Oh.

00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,-You know that’s not
real food, right? -I know.

00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:59,-Mark, eat something healthy.
-To be fair,

00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,Dad, you’re gonna be eating
an entire pint

00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,of Chubby Hubby by yourself
in approximately eight hours.

00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,You know you have math class
today, right, Mark?

00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:12,What I know, Dad, is that
the capital of Burkina Faso

00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,is Ouagadougou.

00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,-Is that...?

00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,-O-U-A-G-A-D...
-Hang on, hang on.

00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,-O-U...
-O-U...

00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,-You are such a loser.
-You are such a loser.

00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,-I ** not. You...
-I... You are.

00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,-I’m not.
-I’m not.

00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,You’ll be at Emma’s
soccer game, right?

00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,I’m sorry,
but that is incorrect.

00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,-

00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:51,had me hypnotized

00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,-Hey!

00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,-

00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,to get the hint

00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,I’m losing my grip

00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:26,-No, texter. Let it go.
-Uh...

00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,Uh, the keys are in your bag.

00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,Oh.

00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,Bless you.

00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:51,trust myself

00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,-

00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,why I’m not it

00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:03,I’m losing my grip

00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,It’s, uh, straight down
that way,

00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,and then it’s kind of
one of these things,

00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:14,-and then it’s your first right.
-

00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,-But wait.
-I g***t kind of a Sherlock thing.

00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,-I love that show.
-"The game is afoot!"

00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,-"Game is afoot."

00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,Why would you say that?

00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,-

00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,MAN
Let’s take one more look

00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,at your winning numbers today:

00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:28,42, 10, 25, 76...

00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,MARK:
Oh, my God. I-I won.

00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:31,I just won!

00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,I won the lottery.
Oh, my God!

00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,-MAN: Yeah!

00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,-

00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,Sorry.

00:05:58,942 --> 00:05:59,Are you okay?

00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,Thank you.

00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,You’re the Sherlock guy.

00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:07,Did I give you directions
earlier?

00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,...like, the sun is 400 times
bigger than the moon,

00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,but it’s also 400 times
farther away,

00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,so they look like
they’re the same size,

00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,-but they’re not.
-Mm.

00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,-Um... -And that is why
we have eclipses.

00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:18,This is me.

00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,Well, would you want
to hang out later?

00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,Tonight or something?

00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,Uh, I’ve g***t something.

00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,Oh. Uh, thank you.

00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,Uh...

00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,For your time.

00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,-Bye.
-Bye.

00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,Hey, man.

00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,Hey.

00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,-Oh.
-

00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,MARK:
Dude, those guys have armor.

00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,-You g***t to use the
rocket launcher. -Yeah. No way.

00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,-Shotgun. Watch. Ooh!
-Here.

00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,-You’re not John Wick. -Just a
little bit of sniper rifle.

00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,-Your projectile’s only gonna
make it worse. -No, no, no!

00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no.

00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,Not in the face.
Not in the face. No, no...

00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,-

00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,MARK:
He g***t you in the face.

00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,Yeah, I know, Mark,
he g***t me in the face.

00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,I’m never gonna find that key.

00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,What if your whole life
was like that?

00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,What, where you die and respawn?

00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,MARK:
Yeah.

00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,Or, like, you go to bed,
and when you wake up,

00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:36,it’s the same day all over
again, just on repeat.

00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,What would you do?

00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,-Besides this?
-Or in addition.

00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,You know?
Switch it up a little.

00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,Wait, wasn’t that a movie
where Bill Murray’s stuck

00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,in the same day till he has s***x
with his hot boss?

00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,Groundhog Day.

00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,Then that’s it right there.

00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,Girls.

00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,You wouldn’t-- I don’t know--

00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,tie a bunch of balloons

00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,to a lawn chair or something?

00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,HENRY: Dude, no.
I’d definitely take the girl.

00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,-MARK: Okay, forget that.
-No, no, no!

00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,-You could be a force for good.
-Like Batman?

00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,-MARK: Yeah, like Batman.
-But are we talking

00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,Dark Knight Batman or
Ben Affleck Batman, because...

00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,MARK: Dude, The Animated Series,
obviously.

00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,HENRY:
No, I’d still take the girl.

00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,I feel like it would
ultimately be more satisfying.

00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,-GOLFER: Yeah! Hole in one!
-MARK: All right.

00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,But it might be harder
than you think.

00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,-Ah!

00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,Dude, you’d get, like,
infinite do-overs.

00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,You’d just iterate.
Straight A-B testing.

00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,Right. If there’s
infinite do-overs,

00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,then sooner or later,
it has to happen.

00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,Just, like, mathematically.

00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,Maybe it’s like pi, though.

00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:35,Just goes on forever.

00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,There could be infinite ways
for you not to get laid.

00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,-MARK: Yes!

00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,-Oh. -Oh, uh, next time...
-

00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,Then you’d never get out
of the loop.

00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,Right, but why
would you want to?

00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,You’d be the center
of the universe.

00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,-You could do anything.
-Yeah, but it could get

00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,-boring or lonely.
-No way.

00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:05,Man, I mean, you would be,
like, the king of everything.

00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,-Hi, honey.

00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,-HENRY: Sure, you will.
-DANIEL: No.

00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,But say it’s you
and you tell me.

00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,-I’d just forget.
-Right, but you’d never

00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,-believe me anyway.
-We could’ve had this

00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,exact conversation, like,
50 times already.

00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,-Yeah.
-The repetition.

00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,’Cause it’s not...

00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,No, I don’t think
I ** being defensive.

00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,I’m looking at this
as an opportunity.

00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:25,HENRY:
The isolation.

00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,-

00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,-You’d be like
the last man on Earth.

00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,-

00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,Three, two, one.

00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,-

00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,-HENRY: What,

00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,where you die and respawn?

00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,Morning, Mark.

00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,-Loser.
-Loser.

00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,-

00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,Straight down that way,
and then there’s...

00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,there’s, like, one of those,

00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,-and you just take a right.
-

00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,-Uh, wait.
-Psychic.

00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,Uh, I love psychics!

00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,-

00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,So, what’d...