Deadpool Aac2 0 -rarbg (2016) Subtitles

At 00:03:00,430, Character said: Kinda lonesome back here.

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At 00:03:03,308, Character said: Yeah, little help.

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At 00:03:05,686, Character said: Okay, just, I have to keep my hands
on the wheel.

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At 00:03:11,859, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:03:14,653, Character said: Dopinder.

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At 00:03:15,988, Character said: Pool. Dead.

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At 00:03:19,658, Character said: Nice.

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At 00:03:21,785, Character said: Smells good, no?

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At 00:03:22,953, Character said: Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl.

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At 00:03:25,539, Character said: Yes. Gita. She is quite lovely.

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At 00:03:28,876, Character said: She would have made me
a very agreeable wife.

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At 00:03:33,380, Character said: But, Gita's heart has been stolen
by my cousin Bandhu.

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At 00:03:36,884, Character said: He is as dishonorable as he is attractive.

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At 00:03:42,014, Character said: Dopinder, I'm starting to think
there's a reason I'm in this cab today.

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At 00:03:46,185, Character said: Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember?

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At 00:03:47,686, Character said: No, my slender brown friend.
Love is a beautiful thing.

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At 00:03:52,566, Character said: When you find it, the whole world
tastes like Daffodil Daydream.

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At 00:03:56,570, Character said: So you gotta hold onto love...

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At 00:03:58,697, Character said: tight!

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At 00:04:00,199, Character said: And never let go.
Don't make the same mistakes I did.

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At 00:04:03,202, Character said: - G***t it?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:04,494, Character said: Or else the whole world tastes
like Mama June after hot yoga.

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At 00:04:08,540, Character said: Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?

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At 00:04:10,918, Character said: - Like two hobos f***g in a shoe filled with piss.
- Okay, enough.

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At 00:04:13,921, Character said: I can go all day, Dopinder.
The point is, it's bad!

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At 00:04:16,882, Character said: It's bad.

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At 00:04:19,176, Character said: Why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?

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At 00:04:21,887, Character said: That's because
it's Christmas Day, Dopinder.

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At 00:04:23,889, Character said: And I'm after someone on my naughty list.

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At 00:04:26,433, Character said: I've been waiting one year,
three weeks, six days and...

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At 00:04:30,062, Character said: 14 minutes to make him fix
what he did to me.

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At 00:04:34,024, Character said: And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?

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At 00:04:36,401, Character said: This s***t...

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At 00:04:39,279, Character said: Boo!

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At 00:05:00,884, Character said: They won't disappoint.

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At 00:05:02,636, Character said: They'd better not.

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At 00:05:04,471, Character said: And what about next month's shipment?

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At 00:05:06,932, Character said: There won't be one.

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At 00:05:08,725, Character said: You're not the only one with a war to win.

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At 00:05:11,478, Character said: That won't do.

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At 00:05:15,816, Character said: See, we've had this small disruption
to our supply chain...

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At 00:05:23,574, Character said: We'd appreciate your patience.

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At 00:05:28,287, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:29,788, Character said: We'll deliver in full the following month.

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At 00:05:35,794, Character said: Pleasure doing business with you.

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At 00:05:40,799, Character said: F***g mutant.

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At 00:05:52,519, Character said: Ah, s***t!

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At 00:05:54,146, Character said: I forgot my ammo bag.

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At 00:05:55,856, Character said: - Shall we turn back?
- No, no time.

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At 00:05:58,525, Character said: F***k it. I g***t this.

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At 00:06:00,152, Character said: 9, 10, 11, 12 bullets, or bust.

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At 00:06:03,530, Character said: Right here!

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At 00:06:06,533, Character said: That's $27.50.

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At 00:06:09,161, Character said: I never carry a wallet when I'm working.

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At 00:06:10,913, Character said: Ruins the lines of my suit.

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At 00:06:13,040, Character said: But, how about a crisp high five?

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At 00:06:15,626, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:16,502, Character said: Merry Christmas.

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At 00:06:19,087, Character said: And a convivial Tuesday in April
to you too, Pool!

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At 00:06:25,719, Character said: Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop

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At 00:06:30,641, Character said: You're packed and you're stacked
'specially in the back

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At 00:06:32,684, Character said: Brother, wanna thank your mother
for a butt like that

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At 00:06:35,479, Character said: Can I get some fries
with that shake-shake boobie?

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At 00:06:37,940, Character said: If looks could kill you would be an uzi

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At 00:06:40,192, Character said: You're a shotgun - bang!

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At 00:06:43,403, Character said: Oh, hello. I know, right?

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At 00:06:46,782, Character said: Whose balls did I have to fondle
to get my very own movie?

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At 00:06:50,536, Character said: I can't tell you,
but it does rhyme with "Polverine."

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At 00:06:54,373, Character said: And let me tell you, he's g***t a nice pair
of smooth criminals down under.

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At 00:06:59,962, Character said: Anyway, I g***t places to be,
a face to fix and...

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At 00:07:04,216, Character said: Bad guys to kill.

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At 00:07:12,307, Character said: Maximum effort.

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At 00:07:23,569, Character said: C***k shot.

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At 00:07:32,202, Character said: Rich Corinthian leather.

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At 00:07:36,248, Character said: I'm looking for Francis!

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At 00:07:38,625, Character said: Have you seen this man?

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At 00:07:50,262, Character said: Yanky, yanky!

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At 00:08:23,879, Character said: I've never said this, but don't swallow.

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At 00:08:47,528, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:08:49,655, Character said: Did I leave the stove on?

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At 00:09:09,174, Character said: Now, breaking news.

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At 00:09:10,884, Character said: A multi-car collision turned shots fired
on the crosstown expressway this morning.

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At 00:09:14,847, Character said: Gridlock has kept police from the scene.

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At 00:09:17,182, Character said: Residents are advised
to remain in their homes.

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At 00:09:19,726, Character said: The assailant appears to be armed,
dangerous, and wearing...

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At 00:09:22,855, Character said: - a red suit.
- A red suit.

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At 00:09:24,940, Character said: Deadpool.

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At 00:09:26,233, Character said: Negasonic! Come, we have mission.

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At 00:09:29,862, Character said: Colossus, wait up.

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At 00:09:32,364, Character said: I've given Deadpool
every chance to join us...

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At 00:09:35,784, Character said: but he'd rather act like a child.

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At 00:09:38,036, Character said: A heavily-armed child.

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At 00:09:40,581, Character said: When will he grow up
and see benefits of becoming X-Man?

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At 00:09:44,376, Character said: Which benefits? The matching unitards?

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At 00:09:46,545, Character said: The house that blows up every few years?

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At 00:09:48,463, Character said: Please.

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At 00:09:49,548, Character said: House blowing up builds character.

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At 00:09:52,384, Character said: You ate breakfast, yes?

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At 00:09:54,303, Character said: Breakfast is most important meal of day.

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At 00:09:57,472, Character said: Here, protein bar. Good for bones.

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At 00:10:01,810, Character said: Deadpool may try to break yours.

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At 00:10:12,821, Character said: Get out of the way!

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At 00:10:31,507, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:10:44,144, Character said: Wait!

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At 00:10:45,771, Character said: You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?"

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At 00:10:47,940, Character said: Well, that's so bad guys
can't see me bleed.

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At 00:10:50,901, Character said: This guy's g***t the right idea.

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At 00:10:52,444, Character said: He wore the brown pants.

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At 00:10:55,739, Character said: Fine! I only have 12 bullets...

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At 00:10:57,950, Character said: so you're gonna have to share!

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At 00:10:59,660, Character said: Let's count them down.

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At 00:11:20,806, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:11:24,977, Character said: Motherfucker!

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At 00:11:27,980, Character said: 10! S***t!

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At 00:11:29,773, Character said: Nine. F***k.

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At 00:11:31,149, Character said: Eight.

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At 00:11:32,359, Character said: S***t-f***k!

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At 00:11:37,114, Character said: Bad Deadpool.

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At 00:11:39,783, Character said: Seven. Good Deadpool.

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At 00:12:04,224, Character said: Someone's not counting. Six.

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At 00:12:33,337, Character said: Four.

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At 00:12:36,882, Character said: Gotcha.

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At 00:12:39,676, Character said: Right up Main Street.

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At 00:12:45,015, Character said: Three, two!

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At 00:12:46,183, Character said: Stupid! Worth it.

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At 00:13:14,419, Character said: I'm touching myself tonight.

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At 00:13:17,214, Character said: Francis!

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At 00:13:18,715, Character said: Francis...

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At 00:13:21,927, Character said: What the s***t-biscuit!

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At 00:13:24,221, Character said: Where you at, Francis?

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At 00:13:34,857, Character said: You're not Francis.

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At 00:13:43,949, Character said: Really? Rolling up the sleeves?

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At 00:13:56,753, Character said: You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend
said this was a superhero movie...

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At 00:14:00,090, Character said: "but that guy in the red suit just turned
that other guy into a f***g kabab!"

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At 00:14:04,136, Character said: Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero.

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At 00:14:08,807, Character said: And, yeah, technically, this is a murder.

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At 00:14:11,059, Character said: But some of the best love stories
start with a murder.

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At 00:14:13,395, Character said: And that's exactly what this is.
A love story.

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At 00:14:16,481, Character said: And to tell it right...

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At 00:14:17,941, Character said: I gotta take you back to long before
I squeezed this a***s into red spandex.

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At 00:14:23,822, Character said: Look, would it help if I slow it down
for you? I didn't order the pizza.

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