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00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,[Alpha Raven] Hi, John.

00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,I'm Raven, COO of
New San Francisco.

00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,I want to hire you
to pick up a package,

00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:14,bring it back.

00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:16,If you go to New Chicago,

00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:19,I will make you a citizen
of New San Francisco.

00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:20,[grunts]

00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,[John Doe] Okay. So since
you like to be quiet,

00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,that's what I'm going
to call you. Quiet.

00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:25,Is that okay, Quiet?

00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:27,That ain't no birthday clown.

00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,There's not a person
on the West Coast

00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,that hasn't heard
of Sweet Tooth.

00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,This is gonna be fun!

00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:36,[grunting]

00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,Any chance we eat
this back in the cars?

00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:39,[laughing]

00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,Whoa!

00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:43,[Tommy] The roads out east
aren't like the roads here.

00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,[yelping]

00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,There's chaos out there, John.

00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,[Sweet Tooth] You know,
Stu, I g***t a feeling

00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,you and I are kindred spirits.

00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,[yelling]
-[Stu] Mike!

00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,-Well, you're f***g stupid!
-Well, so are you!

00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:03,What do you want to name him?

00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:04,[Quiet] Roadkill.

00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,[Alpha Raven]
Congratulations, John.

00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,Welcome to New San Francisco.

00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,She's not allowed to enter.

00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,You're going to go in, and
you're going to be happy.

00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:15,Quiet... [gunshot]

00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,No. Quiet!

00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,[Milkman] You're the one
who's been robbing milkmen.

00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,[Quiet] The insiders have
been running this s***t

00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:23,for far too long.

00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,It's time somebody
shared the wealth.

00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,[grunts]

00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,I heard you know my brother.

00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,You think a residential upgrade

00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,is going to keep me here? Pass.

00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,[Alpha Raven] This
is where you grew up.

00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:39,[John Doe] I found my
home out there with Quiet.

00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,[Alpha Raven] There's
going to be a tournament.

00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,You will drive, John Doe.

00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,You're going to help me win.

00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:50,[dramatic music]

00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,[tires squealing]

00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,[Kelly] Slow down, slow down!

00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,Raven, you're crazy.

00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,[laughing]

00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:22,Holy s***t.

00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:25,Did Destiny just
bone Josh and Bryce?

00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:27,Destiny is such a hypocrite.

00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,Raven, why are we going

00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,to the douchiest
graduation party ever?

00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:34,What if we do literally
anything else?

00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:38,Or we let the fates decide.

00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,Okay, that seems bad.

00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,No, it means things are
going to get better.

00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,In a few months, we're
going to UC Santa Cruz,

00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,and we're going to leave
these losers behind.

00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,Then it's just
you and me, Kelly.

00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,First,

00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:56,we gotta take
Destiny down a peg.

00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,♪ 'Cause we clubbin'
and we bustin' ♪

00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:01,♪ Yeah we gonna get it
in till the night fall ♪

00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,♪ If nothin' else lose
yourself get outta control ♪

00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,♪ A lotta crews in
the news again ♪

00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,You carpet munchers better
not be doing any witchcraft.

00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,This is a house of the Lord.

00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,Tarot is just for fun.

00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,It might reveal something
you didn't expect.

00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,Do us. Come on.

00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,Maybe it'll reveal why
you're so hot, huh?

00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,[laughing]

00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,Oh ho, yo!

00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,[Young Raven] The death card
means one phase is ending

00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,as a new one begins.

00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,We're graduating. Duh.

00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:34,[snorts]

00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,[straining]

00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,[gasps]
-[Levi] Whoa!

00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,What the f***k?

00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,You have new life

00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,inside you.

00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,Oh, no, no, no, no,
no. We only do a***l.

00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,Oh, sorry. What? What?

00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:51,Everybody knows.

00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,There might be deceit
in the relationship.

00:03:56,536 --> 00:04:01,Is Destiny your destiny
or someone else's?

00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:02,[Destiny] Enough!

00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,This is nothing but a bunch
of unholy demon worship!

00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:06,Wait.

00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,Some people just can't
handle their dark magic.

00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,[Destiny screaming]

00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:13,Honey bear?

00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,Honey bear, I'm coming.

00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:17,Destiny! Oh...

00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,[giggling]

00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,[screams] You okay? What is it?

00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,[yelps]

00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,[music playing]

00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,Who did this?

00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,Oh, god!

00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,[Levi] Destiny! Destiny!

00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,[whispering] Kelly?

00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,Kelly, where are you?

00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,[screaming]

00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,[Calypso laughing]

00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,[engines revving]

00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,[tires squealing]

00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,[Gorillaz' "Clint
Eastwood" playing ]

00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,♪ Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ♪

00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,♪ I ain't happy
I'm feeling glad ♪

00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:31,♪ I g***t sunshine in a bag ♪

00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,Ah, s***t!

00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,♪ I'm useless but not for long ♪

00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,♪ The future is coming on ♪

00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,♪ I'm happy I'm feeling glad ♪

00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:40,[video game beeps]

00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,♪ I g***t sunshine in a bag ♪

00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,♪ I'm useless but not for long ♪

00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:46,[bike chime rings]

00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,♪ The future is coming on ♪

00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:51,♪ It's coming on
it's coming on ♪

00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,♪ It's coming on
it's coming on ♪

00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,♪ Finally someone let
me out of my cage ♪

00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,John Doe, pizza delivery man.

00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,♪ 'Cause I'm counting no age ♪

00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,♪ Nah I couldn't be there
now you shouldn't be scared ♪

00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,Hey!

00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,♪ And I'm under each
snare intangible ♪

00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,♪ Bet you didn't think
so so I command you to ♪

00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,♪ Panoramic view look I'll
make it all manageable ♪

00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,♪ Pick and choose sit and lose ♪

00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,♪ All you different
crews chicks and dudes ♪

00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:16,[laughing]

00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:17,♪ Who you think is
really kicking tunes ♪

00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:18,You guys go ahead.

00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,I'm gonna baptize
this church over here.

00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,♪ Like you lit the fuse
you think it's fictional ♪

00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,♪ Mystical maybe
spiritual hero ♪

00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,♪ Who appears in you
to clear your view ♪

00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,♪ When you're too crazy ♪

00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,♪ Lifeless to those ♪

00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,Goddamn poles.

00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,Oh, s***t!

00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,[grunts]

00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,♪ You like it gun smoking
righteous with one toke ♪

00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,♪ Get psychic among those
possess you with one dose ♪

00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,♪ I ain't happy
I'm feeling glad ♪

00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,♪ I g***t sunshine in a bag ♪

00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:49,♪ I'm useless but nor for long ♪

00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,♪ The future is coming on ♪

00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,[bike bell chimes]

00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:54,John Doe, pizza delivery.

00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,♪ I g***t...