The Gardener (2025) Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,000 Help! Help! 2 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:28,708 Help... 3 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:44,500 Hornet One, the King is in check. Repeat, King is in check. 4 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,666 Help... 5 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:24,875 You know how long I spent on those flowers? 6 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:26,958 No. 7 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:28,250 A long time. 8 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:36,375 THE GARDENER 9 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,750 SIX HOURS EARLIER 10 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:12,250 The list is ready. 11 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:13,250 Yes, sir. 12 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:14,708 It's on its way. 13 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:17,041 There are only five this year. 14 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:19,416 You have 48 hours to finish the job. 15 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,375 It'll get done. 16 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:23,583 I'll wait for the list. 17 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:33,166 - I've received our codenames. - Jealous? 18 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,583 This year, you're Quasimodo. 19 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,208 You're Esmeralda. 20 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:41,125 Esmeralda? Why do I always get the shitty name? 21 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,458 - I'm Phoebus. - I'm over it! 22 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,666 The list is on its way so get ready. 23 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,041 Hunting season is open. 24 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:56,958 It's going to be a bloodbath. 25 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:19,375 Watch out! 26 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:28,625 Believe me, Senator, 27 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:31,500 I'm working from the Élysée on a public holiday 28 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:34,041 and the hallways are not exactly full! 29 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:37,208 I bet it's even worse at the Senate! 30 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:42,875 But I'm here because your bill is important to the President. 31 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:48,083 In fact, the President has just walked in. One moment. 32 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,333 - What? - You're working. 33 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:52,291 Yes, you are. 34 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:56,541 - It's nothing... - What are you, a YouTuber? 35 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,375 Who are you trying to kid? 36 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,208 - It's the weekend. - It's Friday. 37 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:03,458 We're in the countryside. Your daughter's getting on my nerves. 38 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,833 You shouldn't talk about a baby like that. 39 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,833 I'm talking about Selena Gomez, here. You hear her? 40 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Pack yo' bags and scram, son D***n, son 41 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:13,291 I'll pop you like ka-blam, son 42 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:14,791 I'll draw a bath. 43 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:16,875 Let me finish with Senator Bourlin 44 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:19,875 then I'll jump in the bath and I'm all yours. 45 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,083 Don't you get it? The bath is for me. 46 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,541 Watch the baby for once. 47 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:26,375 You think I don't want to look after my own daughter? 48 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:30,041 May I remind you, Mrs. Shuster, I was a parent before you were. 49 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,208 Your daughter? Who slaps you on the back? 50 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:33,625 Exactly! 51 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:35,375 - Who takes your money? - Exactly. 52 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:37,833 Who calls you Serge? She's not your daughter. 53 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,666 She's your buddy. 54 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:43,208 - Okay. Why don't you leave now? - What about Charlotte? 55 00:07:43,916 --> 00:07:46,875 Did you breastfeed her? Did you stretch your perineum? 56 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:50,083 - Take some responsibility! - Absolutely. Of course. 57 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,875 I did try to draw milk but none came out. 58 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,875 As for the perineum, 59 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,958 I'll check it out next time I take a vacation in Rome. 60 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:00,583 He's crashing! 61 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,250 He's in hemorrhagic shock. 62 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,500 There's no pulse. 63 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:10,958 Absolutely. 64 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:12,958 Absolutely. 65 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,958 I have complete faith in the President on this. 66 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,083 I'll call Grondin as soon as I can. 67 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:21,500 I mean, I'll call his chief of staff. 68 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,875 Yes, Grondin's chief of staff. Absolutely. 69 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:27,708 What do we have here? Disgusting. 70 00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:30,000 Well, well! 71 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:33,666 It's my old pal Sergio! 72 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:35,916 I'll be damned. 73 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,916 I need to go now, Mr. Secretary, sir. I have another call. 74 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:41,500 Thanks. Bye. 75 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:44,416 How's it going? 76 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:46,541 To what do I owe the pleasure 77 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:49,250 of hearing your sweet, yappy little voice? 78 00:08:49,416 --> 00:08:51,458 Yappy? You've g***t a nerve! 79 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:53,666 You want me to yap at you? 80 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,583 Dominique! How's my little Dodo? 81 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,708 Great, great. 82 00:08:58,875 --> 00:08:59,708 So... 83 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:03,458 would you believe it, at the hospital this morning, 84 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,125 I took delivery of a rider 85 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,916 from the Republican Guard. 86 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,041 This charming gentleman who, by the way, is deceased, 87 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,625 whose time on Earth has reached an end... 88 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:15,375 This gentlemen, in fact, 89 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:18,208 was carrying an envelope upon his person. 90 00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:19,916 We looked inside 91 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,833 and found a list of names. 92 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,791 - Five names. - Okay. And? 93 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,875 So I took a look at these five names 94 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,375 because, hey, I know how to read, 95 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:31,208 and what do I find? 96 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:34,500 Your name, Sergio. You're number five. 97 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,541 I'm on a list of names? 98 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,791 You're sure? 99 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:42,583 What should I do with this robe? It was on the floor. 100 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,000 - The machine! - What should I do? 101 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,000 What kind of envelope? 102 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:51,541 Kraft paper, and bloody. Dripping with blood. 103 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,291 The guy crashed, after all. 104 00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:56,708 Kraft paper? That's the Ministry of Finance! 105 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,166 Hey, 106 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:03,291 looks like your pal Sergio is on the shortlist to be Finance Minister! 107 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,000 Hey, Mr. Minister! 108 00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:07,125 Don't forget your old friends! 109 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:08,625 Champagne! 110 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:11,333 Will you send me a photo so I can see the list? 111 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,916 I'll do that, Sergio. 112 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,666 - No problem. - Thanks, Dodo. 113 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,833 - You hang up. - No, you hang up. 114 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,208 No, you hang up! 115 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:21,666 Together, on three. One, two, three... 116 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,458 Three! I'm hanging up! 117 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,833 He's so silly! 118 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,750 Silly old Dodo! 119 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,250 Sivardière... 120 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:31,958 Why ** I last? 121 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:06,208 What the... 122 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:30,291 I heard Dad saying, 123 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,500 if you can get rid of every single weed in the garden, 124 00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:34,833 he'll keep you. 125 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,750 Have a good day, Miss Alice. 126 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,833 Come on, don't be scared. 127 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,125 He's shaking. 128 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,375 I don't want to die, I don't want to die... 129 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:55,583 Why are you scared of death? You work in a hospital. 130 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,041 I feel bad. 131 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,208 Let's get this straight before we start. 132 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,458 - What did I do? - Let the adults speak. 133 00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,083 - Why Esmeralda? - Why not? 134 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,625 Because it s***s. That book has other names. 135 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,750 I think it suits you. 136 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,291 Why are you Quasimodo? 137 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,125 Don't forget, Esmeralda is a gypsy. She's s***y. 138 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,750 I can't stand carnies. They stink. 139 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:17,750 - I don't want to die! - Oh, no! 140 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,750 There, there, grandpa. 141 00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:21,750 His heart will stop in three seconds. 142 00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,833 Go see your friends in heaven. 143 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,375 There, there... 144 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,416 Heart attack. 145 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,125 Last call: 146 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:37,000 Serge Shuster. He sent him a photo of the list. 147 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,750 Shuster? 148 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,708 He's fifth on the list. 149 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,666 He's now our primary target. 150 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,375 Alice! 151 00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:48,708 Serge! Can't you see I'm busy? Is this important? 152 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,500 Yes, it's important. 153 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:54,000 We need to look out for each other. That's what...