The.Brice.Man.2005.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

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00:02:41,251 --> 00:02:42,Come.

00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:57,Map of Australia.

00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:03,Hey, Bodhi!

00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:13,Brice-sket!

00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:52,- Hey, what's waxin'?
- Hey, just relaxin'.

00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:55,- Ready to axe?
- To the max!

00:03:55,292 --> 00:03:58,Bend your legs
as If pissing in a fish tank.

00:03:58,251 --> 00:04:01,North Pole to South Pole,
cruise control.

00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:04,And you axe, and you axe...

00:04:04,751 --> 00:04:08,The return axe.
And you axe and you axe...

00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:11,The double-axe!
And you axe and you axe...

00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:14,Now for the climax: Baby Axe.

00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:18,Baby Axe, Baby Axe...
Dude, you can really axe!

00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,Yeah, I know.

00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,Over and over.

00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,Catch your wave, Brice!

00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:14,What's waxin'?

00:05:14,501 --> 00:05:15,Just relaxin'!

00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:43,Move over. You're in my way.

00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:47,That hurts. Watch out!
Pain in the a***s.

00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:51,What do I do now?
I can't make it through.

00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:04,- Hey, Brice!
- Bee Gees, what's waxin'?!

00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,Staying alive?

00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:10,- Hey Brice.
- How's life, Vero-nice?

00:06:10,751 --> 00:06:12,Better when I see you.

00:06:12,917 --> 00:06:14,Meet my cousin.

00:06:14,626 --> 00:06:15,Hello.

00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:21,- Hey.
- Marjorie.

00:06:22,001 --> 00:06:23,It's not your fault.

00:06:25,501 --> 00:06:27,Pretty smile. Pretty smell.

00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:28,Thanks.

00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:37,- Here on vacation?
- Since yesterday.

00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:40,How often did I say not to park here?

00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,3 or 4 times. Now makes 5.

00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,- Honey bunny!
- Hey there, Josie.

00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:48,You okay?

00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,- And your wave?
- Not today. No swells.

00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:54,Wind's ashore. Total bore.

00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:56,Tonight we mellow yellow.

00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,- What?
- It's a rhyme.

00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:00,No kidding.

00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:03,Just like "white nights".

00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:05,Except yellow. My place, tonight.

00:07:05,876 --> 00:07:07,Open bar, high times,

00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,panties optional,
don't be rational.

00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:12,Mull it over.

00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:15,Surfz up.

00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:17,See you tonight.

00:07:18,167 --> 00:07:19,- Bumbye.
- Bye, baby.

00:07:25,876 --> 00:07:28,After I axe the air and diss people,

00:07:28,501 --> 00:07:30,I feel cleansed. It's Nirvana.

00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:35,- You have surfers in Nice?
- One... just one.

00:07:35,376 --> 00:07:37,Mario, I'm throwing a Yellow.

00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:39,Would you like

00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,not to come?

00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,Axed!

00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:44,Get lost.

00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:06,Bodhi...

00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,My buddy... Mama

00:08:09,084 --> 00:08:10,I'm not scared.

00:08:10,584 --> 00:08:12,Wind and waves.

00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:19,That's Bodhi.

00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:21,They call him the Bodhisatva.

00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:28,He's a modern savage.
He's a real searcher.

00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,- In search of what?
- The Ride.

00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:33,The ultimate ride.

00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,Hey Kevin, what's waxin'?

00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,Brought your mom?

00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:38,Hey, Whiskers.
I'd ride your wave tonight.

00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,I mean it.

00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:42,Yellow?

00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:45,It's wild as hell. Who is this?

00:09:46,626 --> 00:09:48,You're missing something special.

00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:53,Birdie num-num.

00:09:54,626 --> 00:09:57,I didn't invite you, that's why.

00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,I have to go.

00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:02,You're boring me.

00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:03,Ciao for now...

00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:05,Bumbye.

00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,Naomi, you're so ugly.
What's wrong?

00:10:12,084 --> 00:10:14,- It's Chris.
- What about him?

00:10:14,626 --> 00:10:15,He stopped loving me.

00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:18,Come on, that's ridiculous.

00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:21,He never loved you
in the first place.

00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,Axed!

00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:30,What do you care about Chris?

00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:32,I love him!

00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,Grow up!

00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:38,- Want a drink?
- I don't know.

00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:42,Have fun! Chill out!
Go with the flow!

00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,Do a puzzle.

00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,A puzzle of me.

00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:05,I'm going out.

00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,Yes, Dad.

00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:10,The caterer's check
is locked in my desk.

00:11:11,334 --> 00:11:14,Get an itemized bill
for tax purposes.

00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:17,In my name.

00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:20,And no one in my office, okay?

00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:23,Get the check.

00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:26,Get the bill.
Give the keys back to Melina.

00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:28,Understood?

00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:29,Repeat.

00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,I take the check

00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,no, the keys or else no checks.

00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:38,Take the checks, the keys,
the cheese.

00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:41,The keys to Melina's desk...
no, your desk.

00:11:42,209 --> 00:11:43,I take Melina's checks...

00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,No, I take the keys...

00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,- Here.
- I take that.

00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:50,Much better.
Just what I need. Cool.

00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,Where are you having dinner?

00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,Pretty girl.

00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:03,Night, Dad. Have a great time.
Go for the gold!

00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:12,None of them are on the guest list.
What do we do?

00:12:12,626 --> 00:12:13,Ask a pro.

00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:20,What are you, my fan club?

00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:22,You can go in.

00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,You too.

00:12:24,876 --> 00:12:27,Hot stuff. You're in.

00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,Not you.

00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,No way.

00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:34,You're in.

00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:38,Dance for me. Shake your booty!

00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:41,Shake it! Forget it.

00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:43,I can boogie! Watch this!

00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:46,Watch me move...

00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,Move back.

00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,Keep on moving.

00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:54,You go in...

00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,Stop! Change of plans.
I like you better.

00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,You're gorgeous.
But one of you is a dog.

00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:10,Thanks.

00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,Live with your parents?

00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,Yeah... with my dad.

00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,- That's gross.
- It is not!

00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:33,- And your mom?
- Mom?

00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,Mom's the Big Blue.

00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:43,Jeez, just look at her.
Gentle, calm, not a ripple.

00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:46,Us surfers call a smooth ocean

00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,"glassy."

00:13:48,626 --> 00:13:49,But for me

00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,it's glassy.
I use the same word.

00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,I was wondering...

00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:59,What kind of waves
do you have in Nice?

00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,You're interested?

00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:04,I'd call it

00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,my kind of wave.

00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:12,The kind you can't refuse.

00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,The kind you gotta use.

00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,The kind of wave,

00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,when you see it,
you can only say, "Like wow!"

00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,I haven't found the right words.

00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:27,I'm still writing.

00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,I amaze you.

00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,Let's talk about me.

00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:40,Aren't you glad you know me?
Go on, be honest.

00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,Later, beauty. I have a duty.

00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,Axed!

00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:05,Yeah. Things can get axed too.

00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:06,- Axe attacks!
- For you.

00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:08,- Axe attacks!
- For me.

00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,- Axe attacks!
- I'm bad.

00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:12,- Axe attacks!
- I'm mad.

00:15:12,209 --> 00:15:13,- Axe attacks!
- I love it!

00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:15,- Axe your a***s!
- Go shove it!

00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,Losers first.

00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:24,Go on.

00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:26,Shoot your load.

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