The Brice Man (2005) Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
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At 00:00:08,000, Character said: Official YIFY movies site:
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At 00:02:41,251, Character said: Come.

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At 00:02:56,834, Character said: Map of Australia.

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At 00:03:02,667, Character said: Hey, Bodhi!

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At 00:03:12,542, Character said: Brice-sket!

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At 00:03:49,626, Character said: - Hey, what's waxin'?
- Hey, just relaxin'.

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At 00:03:52,792, Character said: - Ready to axe?
- To the max!

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At 00:03:55,292, Character said: Bend your legs
as If pissing in a fish tank.

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At 00:03:58,251, Character said: North Pole to South Pole,
cruise control.

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At 00:04:02,167, Character said: And you axe, and you axe...

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At 00:04:04,751, Character said: The return axe.
And you axe and you axe...

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At 00:04:08,834, Character said: The double-axe!
And you axe and you axe...

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At 00:04:12,459, Character said: Now for the climax: Baby Axe.

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At 00:04:15,084, Character said: Baby Axe, Baby Axe...
Dude, you can really axe!

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At 00:04:18,792, Character said: Yeah, I know.

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At 00:04:45,459, Character said: Over and over.

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At 00:04:47,542, Character said: Catch your wave, Brice!

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At 00:05:12,542, Character said: What's waxin'?

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At 00:05:14,501, Character said: Just relaxin'!

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At 00:05:41,501, Character said: Move over. You're in my way.

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At 00:05:44,792, Character said: That hurts. Watch out!
Pain in the a***s.

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At 00:05:47,876, Character said: What do I do now?
I can't make it through.

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At 00:06:02,584, Character said: - Hey, Brice!
- Bee Gees, what's waxin'?!

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At 00:06:06,834, Character said: Staying alive?

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At 00:06:08,751, Character said: - Hey Brice.
- How's life, Vero-nice?

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At 00:06:10,751, Character said: Better when I see you.

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At 00:06:12,917, Character said: Meet my cousin.

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At 00:06:14,626, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:06:20,209, Character said: - Hey.
- Marjorie.

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At 00:06:22,001, Character said: It's not your fault.

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At 00:06:25,501, Character said: Pretty smile. Pretty smell.

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At 00:06:27,501, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:06:34,834, Character said: - Here on vacation?
- Since yesterday.

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At 00:06:38,334, Character said: How often did I say not to park here?

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At 00:06:40,917, Character said: 3 or 4 times. Now makes 5.

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At 00:06:45,251, Character said: - Honey bunny!
- Hey there, Josie.

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At 00:06:47,542, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:06:50,584, Character said: - And your wave?
- Not today. No swells.

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At 00:06:52,709, Character said: Wind's ashore. Total bore.

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At 00:06:55,292, Character said: Tonight we mellow yellow.

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At 00:06:57,501, Character said: - What?
- It's a rhyme.

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At 00:06:59,167, Character said: No kidding.

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At 00:07:01,667, Character said: Just like "white nights".

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At 00:07:03,959, Character said: Except yellow. My place, tonight.

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At 00:07:05,876, Character said: Open bar, high times,

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At 00:07:08,167, Character said: panties optional,
don't be rational.

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At 00:07:11,792, Character said: Mull it over.

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At 00:07:14,751, Character said: Surfz up.

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At 00:07:16,501, Character said: See you tonight.

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At 00:07:18,167, Character said: - Bumbye.
- Bye, baby.

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At 00:07:25,876, Character said: After I axe the air and diss people,

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At 00:07:28,501, Character said: I feel cleansed. It's Nirvana.

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At 00:07:31,959, Character said: - You have surfers in Nice?
- One... just one.

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At 00:07:35,376, Character said: Mario, I'm throwing a Yellow.

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At 00:07:38,126, Character said: Would you like

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At 00:07:39,459, Character said: not to come?

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At 00:07:41,917, Character said: Axed!

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At 00:07:43,626, Character said: Get lost.

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At 00:08:05,042, Character said: Bodhi...

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At 00:08:06,709, Character said: My buddy... Mama

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At 00:08:09,084, Character said: I'm not scared.

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At 00:08:10,584, Character said: Wind and waves.

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At 00:08:17,876, Character said: That's Bodhi.

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At 00:08:19,501, Character said: They call him the Bodhisatva.

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At 00:08:25,209, Character said: He's a modern savage.
He's a real searcher.

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At 00:08:28,709, Character said: - In search of what?
- The Ride.

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At 00:08:31,626, Character said: The ultimate ride.

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At 00:09:31,001, Character said: Hey Kevin, what's waxin'?

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At 00:09:32,917, Character said: Brought your mom?

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At 00:09:35,167, Character said: Hey, Whiskers.
I'd ride your wave tonight.

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At 00:09:38,709, Character said: I mean it.

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At 00:09:42,084, Character said: Yellow?

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At 00:09:43,084, Character said: It's wild as hell. Who is this?

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At 00:09:46,626, Character said: You're missing something special.

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At 00:09:52,667, Character said: Birdie num-num.

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At 00:09:54,626, Character said: I didn't invite you, that's why.

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At 00:09:58,584, Character said: I have to go.

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At 00:10:00,209, Character said: You're boring me.

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At 00:10:02,292, Character said: Ciao for now...

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At 00:10:04,084, Character said: Bumbye.

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At 00:10:08,792, Character said: Naomi, you're so ugly.
What's wrong?

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At 00:10:12,084, Character said: - It's Chris.
- What about him?

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At 00:10:14,626, Character said: He stopped loving me.

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At 00:10:16,126, Character said: Come on, that's ridiculous.

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At 00:10:18,709, Character said: He never loved you
in the first place.

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At 00:10:23,792, Character said: Axed!

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At 00:10:28,376, Character said: What do you care about Chris?

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At 00:10:30,709, Character said: I love him!

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At 00:10:34,876, Character said: Grow up!

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At 00:10:36,209, Character said: - Want a drink?
- I don't know.

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At 00:10:38,792, Character said: Have fun! Chill out!
Go with the flow!

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At 00:10:42,959, Character said: Do a puzzle.

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At 00:10:45,042, Character said: A puzzle of me.

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At 00:11:04,709, Character said: I'm going out.

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At 00:11:06,251, Character said: Yes, Dad.

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At 00:11:07,251, Character said: The caterer's check
is locked in my desk.

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At 00:11:11,334, Character said: Get an itemized bill
for tax purposes.

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At 00:11:16,334, Character said: In my name.

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At 00:11:18,126, Character said: And no one in my office, okay?

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At 00:11:22,209, Character said: Get the check.

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At 00:11:24,501, Character said: Get the bill.
Give the keys back to Melina.

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At 00:11:27,209, Character said: Understood?

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At 00:11:28,376, Character said: Repeat.

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At 00:11:31,959, Character said: I take the check

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At 00:11:33,334, Character said: no, the keys or else no checks.

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At 00:11:35,876, Character said: Take the checks, the keys,
the cheese.

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At 00:11:38,584, Character said: The keys to Melina's desk...
no, your desk.

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At 00:11:42,209, Character said: I take Melina's checks...

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At 00:11:43,501, Character said: No, I take the keys...

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At 00:11:45,417, Character said: - Here.
- I take that.

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At 00:11:46,917, Character said: Much better.
Just what I need. Cool.

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At 00:11:50,292, Character said: Where are you having dinner?

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At 00:11:57,667, Character said: Pretty girl.

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At 00:11:59,834, Character said: Night, Dad. Have a great time.
Go for the gold!

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At 00:12:08,917, Character said: None of them are on the guest list.
What do we do?

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At 00:12:12,626, Character said: Ask a pro.

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At 00:12:18,042, Character said: What are you, my fan club?

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At 00:12:21,917, Character said: You can go in.

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At 00:12:23,876, Character said: You too.

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At 00:12:24,876, Character said: Hot stuff. You're in.

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At 00:12:27,709, Character said: Not you.

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At 00:12:30,001, Character said: No way.

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At 00:12:33,459, Character said: You're in.

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At 00:12:36,626, Character said: Dance for me. Shake your booty!

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At 00:12:39,251, Character said: Shake it! Forget it.

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At 00:12:42,584, Character said: I can boogie! Watch this!

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At 00:12:44,084, Character said: Watch me move...

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At 00:12:47,167, Character said: Move back.

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At 00:12:48,876, Character said: Keep on moving.

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At 00:12:53,501, Character said: You go in...

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At 00:12:55,917, Character said: Stop! Change of plans.
I like you better.

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At 00:13:07,042, Character said: You're gorgeous.
But one of you is a dog.

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At 00:13:09,876, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:13:15,959, Character said: Live with your parents?

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At 00:13:20,834, Character said: Yeah... with my dad.

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At 00:13:28,167, Character said: - That's gross.
- It is not!

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At 00:13:31,334, Character said: - And your mom?
- Mom?

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At 00:13:36,667, Character said: Mom's the Big Blue.

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At 00:13:39,709, Character said: Jeez, just look at her.
Gentle, calm, not a ripple.

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At 00:13:44,376, Character said: Us surfers call a smooth ocean

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At 00:13:46,626, Character said: "glassy."

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At 00:13:48,626, Character said: But for me

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At 00:13:51,917, Character said: it's glassy.
I use the same word.

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At 00:13:54,792, Character said: I was wondering...

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At 00:13:56,876, Character said: What kind of waves
do you have in Nice?

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At 00:14:00,709, Character said: You're interested?

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At 00:14:03,917, Character said: I'd call it

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At 00:14:05,292, Character said: my kind of wave.

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At 00:14:11,042, Character said: The kind you can't refuse.

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At 00:14:13,959, Character said: The kind you gotta use.

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At 00:14:17,042, Character said: The kind of wave,

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At 00:14:20,459, Character said: when you see it,
you can only say, "Like wow!"

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At 00:14:24,001, Character said: I haven't found the right words.

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At 00:14:26,251, Character said: I'm still writing.

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At 00:14:34,042, Character said: I amaze you.

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At 00:14:35,876, Character said: Let's talk about me.

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At 00:14:37,584, Character said: Aren't you glad you know me?
Go on, be honest.

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At 00:14:44,834, Character said: Later, beauty. I have a duty.

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At 00:15:01,417, Character said: Axed!

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At 00:15:02,751, Character said: Yeah. Things can get axed too.

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At 00:15:05,292, Character said: - Axe attacks!
- For you.

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At 00:15:07,042, Character said: - Axe attacks!
- For me.

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At 00:15:08,834, Character said: - Axe attacks!
- I'm bad.

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At 00:15:10,626, Character said: - Axe attacks!
- I'm mad.

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At 00:15:12,209, Character said: - Axe attacks!
- I love it!

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At 00:15:14,042, Character said: - Axe your a***s!
- Go shove it!

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At 00:15:21,167, Character said: Losers first.

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At 00:15:23,959, Character said: Go on.

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At 00:15:25,751, Character said: Shoot your load.

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