Spin City s01e07 Grand Illusion.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,434, Character said: This is Ashley schaeffer
with channel 10 news.

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At 00:00:05,767, Character said: That was great stuff.

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At 00:00:07,300, Character said: We don't have to play
this game every night.

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At 00:00:09,334, Character said: Excuse me if I happen to find
that piece very comforting.

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At 00:00:12,400, Character said: Mike, I interviewed a grown man
who collects Barbie dolls.

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At 00:00:16,400, Character said: Exactly. It's
comforting to me

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At 00:00:19,033, Character said: that he lives way the hell
on the other side of town.

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At 00:00:21,400, Character said: It's just driving me crazy.

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At 00:00:23,667, Character said: I miss my old job
at the newspaper.

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At 00:00:26,367, Character said: Honey, I know you're upset.

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At 00:00:27,834, Character said: No, I'm not upset.
Oh, you're upset.

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At 00:00:29,467, Character said: You clean when you're upset.

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At 00:00:30,801, Character said: Fine. I'm upset.

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At 00:00:32,100, Character said: I'm cleaning.
What's the harm in that?

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At 00:00:34,234, Character said: You threw out
the parks department budget.

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At 00:00:36,000, Character said: I've been working
on that for a month.

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At 00:00:38,767, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:00:43,634, Character said: That's ok.

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At 00:00:45,133, Character said: We'll just dig my paycheck
out of there later.

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At 00:00:47,634, Character said: Oh. It's just this
television thing, you know?

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At 00:00:50,868, Character said: It's one puff piece after the other.
It's so frustrating.

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At 00:00:53,834, Character said: I know it is, honey,

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At 00:00:55,667, Character said: but everybody's g***t to
start at the bottom.

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At 00:00:58,601, Character said: Mike, the man made me leave the
room when Barbie was changing.

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At 00:01:17,067, Character said: Michael?

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At 00:01:18,267, Character said: Ooh, it's never good
when you call me Michael

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At 00:01:20,601, Character said: last Tuesday, you had me
cancel your lunch

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At 00:01:22,567, Character said: with the parks commissioner

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At 00:01:24,100, Character said: so you could dine with the
Dean of fordham law school,

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At 00:01:26,234, Character said: which I then rescheduled

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At 00:01:27,567, Character said: because of your
speaking engagement

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At 00:01:29,334, Character said: at the women's caucus.
Bottom line, janelle.

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At 00:01:32,100, Character said: You have 11 lunches today.

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At 00:01:36,167, Character said: Good.
I'm really hungry.

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At 00:01:40,601, Character said: I did it. I broke up
with Roger last night.

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At 00:01:44,100, Character said: How do you feel?

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At 00:01:45,634, Character said: In my heart, I know
it was the right thing,

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At 00:01:48,467, Character said: but you know how he can be.
So I'm thinking

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At 00:01:50,167, Character said: maybe if I'd just been
a little bit more...

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At 00:01:51,734, Character said: But he had issues
with his mother-

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At 00:01:54,634, Character said: I know exactly what
you're talking about.

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At 00:01:56,701, Character said: Right?
So, you know...

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At 00:01:58,234, Character said: How?

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At 00:01:59,567, Character said: I mean, how could you
possibly know?

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At 00:02:03,100, Character said: Guys don't talk about it
when they break up?

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At 00:02:06,133, Character said: A Buddy shows up
with a new girlfriend,

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At 00:02:07,567, Character said: you pretty much assume
he dumped the old one.

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At 00:02:11,167, Character said: The only thing
that is required of you

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At 00:02:13,100, Character said: is to not call her
by the other one's name.

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At 00:02:15,834, Character said: Mr. Flaherty,
d- day has arrived.

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At 00:02:18,567, Character said: Hey, Carter's g***t a new
nickname for himself.

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At 00:02:22,801, Character said: You promised to tell me today

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At 00:02:24,234, Character said: whether or not the mayor is
going to support

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At 00:02:25,267, Character said: the legislation
on same-s***x marriages.

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At 00:02:27,067, Character said: I'm on pins
and needles, too, Mike.

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At 00:02:28,567, Character said: I g***t big plans tonight.

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At 00:02:32,000, Character said: Yeah. In my office,
one minute. Ok, Carter?

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At 00:02:34,234, Character said: James, the mayor
needs his remarks

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At 00:02:36,033, Character said: for the annual trick or
treating at Gracie mansion.

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At 00:02:38,200, Character said: Halloween's still
a few days away.

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At 00:02:39,868, Character said: It's a big event, James.

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At 00:02:41,434, Character said: There's a lot of cameras.
The mayor's great with kids.

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At 00:02:44,067, Character said: It's the only time of the
year he gets to wear

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At 00:02:45,200, Character said: his Chewbacca costume
out of the house.

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At 00:02:48,467, Character said: It's hard for me to get
into the halloween spirit

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At 00:02:51,667, Character said: until it's actually halloween.

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At 00:02:53,400, Character said: I need some kind
of inspiration.

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At 00:02:54,801, Character said: Good morning, people!

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At 00:02:58,300, Character said: Thank you, Paul.

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At 00:03:00,067, Character said: Is it pirate day again?

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At 00:03:02,133, Character said: I get this new toaster, right?

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At 00:03:03,734, Character said: And the thing flings bread up
at an incredible speed.

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At 00:03:07,567, Character said: I'm telling you, it should come
with a pair of safety goggles.

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At 00:03:11,501, Character said: Is it bad?

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At 00:03:13,000, Character said: The doctor prescribed
some drops.

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At 00:03:14,834, Character said: I have to wear the patch
for a couple of days.

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At 00:03:17,234, Character said: I'll be fine.

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At 00:03:19,334, Character said: Go ahead, Stuart.
Let's hear it.

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At 00:03:22,834, Character said: If you make it this easy,
you ruin it for both of us.

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At 00:03:28,334, Character said: Mike, I'd
like that answer now.

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At 00:03:29,734, Character said: Is the mayor for or
against same-s***x marriages?

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At 00:03:32,701, Character said: Gay marriages? Oh, no.
Mayor's against it.

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At 00:03:35,400, Character said: Paul- no, no, no.
I just spoke to him.

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At 00:03:37,133, Character said: He's against it 100%.

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At 00:03:40,100, Character said: The mayor's coming out against.

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At 00:03:41,501, Character said: Yeah. I picked that up.

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At 00:03:43,300, Character said: Don't take this personally.
Why would I, Mike?

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At 00:03:45,667, Character said: Just because if I was in a
monogamous, faithful relationship

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At 00:03:47,834, Character said: with a man for 10 years, I would
never be able to marry him,

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At 00:03:50,067, Character said: but if I met some
strange woman in a bar,

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At 00:03:51,467, Character said: we could be married
within an hour,

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At 00:03:52,667, Character said: and every state would
applaud it just like that.

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At 00:03:55,033, Character said: You mind telling me
what bar that is?

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At 00:04:00,667, Character said: Now, Carter,
you're a smart guy.

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At 00:04:02,300, Character said: You know this was the only
thing we could do politically.

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At 00:04:05,000, Character said: I should just lie down
and accept this, hmm?

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At 00:04:07,434, Character said: If you wouldn't mind.

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At 00:04:13,334, Character said: So Hank is the oldest
hockey player in new York.

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At 00:04:16,567, Character said: Oh, age is just a number.

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At 00:04:18,100, Character said: Hank's as young in his heart

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At 00:04:19,501, Character said: as he was when
he started the game.

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At 00:04:21,501, Character said: And how long have
you two been married?

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At 00:04:23,567, Character said: I'm his daughter.

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At 00:04:26,100, Character said: Right. Uh... Well, let me just
tell you my angle on the story.

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At 00:04:31,234, Character said: I want to do a piece- an expose,
if you will- on ageism in America.

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At 00:04:35,467, Character said: They said you were going
to talk about hockey.

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At 00:04:38,501, Character said: Dad loves hockey.

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At 00:04:39,868, Character said: Why don't we get a few shots
of Hank warming up,

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At 00:04:42,267, Character said: and then I'll get some of
his insights on the issue.

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At 00:04:47,133, Character said: Hank? Hank?

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At 00:04:49,901, Character said: Could I have a few words?

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At 00:04:56,100, Character said: Hank!

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At 00:04:57,167, Character said: Uh... oh.

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At 00:05:01,534, Character said: Nice job, sir.

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At 00:05:03,067, Character said: Why did they need to
know my opinion on that?

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At 00:05:05,534, Character said: Same-s***x marriage is a
hot issue right now

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At 00:05:07,534, Character said: and has legislation pending
at the state level,

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At 00:05:10,133, Character said: and as leader of new York,
you're expected to voice your-

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At 00:05:12,968, Character said: I'm familiar with the concept
of being mayor, Mike.

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At 00:05:15,968, Character said: I was asking the question on
a more metaphysical level.

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At 00:05:19,534, Character said: Ooh, well...
My waters don't run that deep, sir.

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At 00:05:24,567, Character said: Could you believe
that reporter,

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At 00:05:26,501, Character said: having the gall to ask
me if I were homophobic?

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At 00:05:29,033, Character said: Even if I were prejudiced
against gays,

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At 00:05:30,801, Character said: I'd want them
to get married-

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At 00:05:32,000, Character said: give them a taste
of the nightmare

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At 00:05:33,133, Character said: the rest of us live
through every day.

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At 00:05:37,300, Character said: The good news is, the press
is ready to let this go

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At 00:05:39,801, Character said: as long as we don't
do light a fire under it.

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At 00:05:41,667, Character said: Where is Carter on all of this?

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