Family.Law.2021.S01E06.Baby.Off.Board.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-shite_track4_[eng] Subtitles

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00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:11,Previously, on Family Law...

00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:13,Hey, did Harry really
take you and Daniel

00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,to Disneyland
when you were kids?

00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,Yep. You were
supposed to come, too.

00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,[dubious] Yeah, sure.

00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,Sabina and the gang
are going to Velvet.

00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:22,We should go.

00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:25,Uh, or... just as fun,

00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,we could

00:00:26,066 --> 00:00:29,look at
more sperm donor profiles.

00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:32,All I want
in this entire world

00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,is for our family
to be back together.

00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:35,Then stop lying to us.

00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,[Abby] I, uh, don't suppose

00:00:38,266 --> 00:00:40,you could
recommend a therapist.

00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,I should never have proposed.

00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:45,I can't get married.

00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,♪ Livin'

00:00:51,066 --> 00:00:53,♪ Life by the numbers

00:01:02,934 --> 00:01:04,♪ Livin'

00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,♪ Life by the numbers

00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,♪ One, two, three, four!

00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:13,♪ Ten
I remember when ♪

00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,♪ Nine
Lives are really fine ♪

00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,♪ Eight
Eight--it's never too late ♪

00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:20,♪ Seven
Take it up to heaven ♪

00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,♪ Livin'

00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:23,♪ Life by the numbers

00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:26,♪ One, two, three, four!

00:01:26,867 --> 00:01:28,♪ Gimme, gimme some more

00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,Abigail Bianchi?

00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:36,Uh, how much longer
will Dr. Attwar be?

00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,I g***t to get to work.

00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:38,I'm Dr. Attwar.

00:01:38,734 --> 00:01:40,Sorry to keep you waiting.

00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,So nice to meet you.

00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:43,Let me guess, you went
to the same school

00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,as Doogie Howser?

00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:46,Did he go to McGill?

00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,Maybe he graduated
a few years ahead of me.

00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:49,Come on in.

00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:55,Please.
Make yourself comfortable.

00:01:58,266 --> 00:01:59,Tch. Okay.

00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,Um, I'm gonna save us both
a lot of time.

00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:05,My dad left
when I was seven,

00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,um, he had more kids
with other women

00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:10,and was more of a father to them
than he ever was to me.

00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:14,My mother was loving
but neglectful and narcissistic,

00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,all of which led me
to a tiny drinking problem,

00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:19,and my husband
kicking me out of the house

00:02:19,633 --> 00:02:21,and getting interim custody
of our two kids.

00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:22,So, let's see,

00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,uh, abandonment issues,

00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,daddy issues,
addiction issues,

00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,yada-yada-yada.

00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,I think that about covers it,

00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:31,so can I get my receipt
for the full hour now?

00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:34,Very good.

00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:37,I wish everyone were
as succinct and self-aware.

00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,Great.
So shall we call it a day?

00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:40,You're a lawyer, right?

00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,Yes.

00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,If you don't feel like talking,

00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,I could use
some legal advice.

00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,We rented our basement unit
to this woman.

00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,She seemed okay at first,

00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,but wow,
she is so annoying.

00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,Can I evict her?

00:02:58,333 --> 00:02:59,Well, that depends.

00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:03,"Annoying" because she keeps
asking you to fix her toilet,

00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:04,or annoying

00:03:04,367 --> 00:03:05,because she smokes
like a chimney

00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:07,and has six ferrets?

00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,Right.
Yeah, that makes sense.

00:03:08,934 --> 00:03:09,You want to help me,

00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,but I need to give you
a lot more to go on.

00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:14,Yeah. You know,
I'd need details.

00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:17,You'd have to start
from the beginning.

00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:21,Okay.
I see what you did there.

00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,Yeah.

00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:28,[Daniel] I don't want
things to be awkward.

00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,And you shouldn't feel--

00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:34,Don't...
tell me how to feel.

00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:35,No.

00:03:35,266 --> 00:03:37,Right. I didn't mean...

00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,Do you want some help?

00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:43,[blade scrapes sharpener]

00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:46,Or I could... not.

00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:54,Uh... that one's mine.

00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,Lucy gave it to me
when I was called to the bar.

00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,-[shattering]
- Ahh! [whimpers]

00:04:03,467 --> 00:04:05,[man] Where do you want
this one, Nina?

00:04:05,266 --> 00:04:07,Um, maybe right there,
where everyone can enjoy it?

00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,I like your thinking.

00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,Aww...

00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,Morning, Nina, and welcome.

00:04:12,834 --> 00:04:15,Thank you, Jerri.

00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:16,Hi. Bryan Beasley.

00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,How are ya?
[jovial chuckle]

00:04:18,266 --> 00:04:20,You're lucky to get this one!

00:04:20,266 --> 00:04:21,She works harder
than anyone I know.

00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,[laughs]

00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:24,Thanks, Dad.

00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,I'm lucky to have you.

00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:28,Aw. Hey!
I made your favourite--

00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,[bag rustles]

00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:31,...tuna sammy,
fresh dill, chopped pickles.

00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,Mm. Brain food.

00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,- Tch!
- You're the best.

00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:34,You let me know
when you're done here, sweetie,

00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:36,and I'll pick you up
for mother-daughter bowling.

00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:37,Okay?

00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:40,I used to go with my mom.

00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,Oh, yeah. And when she died,

00:04:42,567 --> 00:04:44,the league made me
an honorary mom.

00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,Aw.

00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,[chuckles]

00:04:47,066 --> 00:04:48,[both sighing contentedly]

00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:51,- Ahh!
- All right! I'll let you go.

00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,I ** so proud of you!

00:04:52,934 --> 00:04:55,[Beasleys chuckling]

00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:58,You're sure Special Snowflake
can handle reception

00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,without Helicopter Dad?

00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,Well, Nina came
highly recommended.

00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:04,[cycling shoes clacking]

00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,The Bhadus have been waiting
in the boardroom for--

00:05:06,734 --> 00:05:08,Yes, I'm 10 minutes late.
Well aware.

00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,That's an eternity
with a fussy newborn.

00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:12,Then give it to Abby.

00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:14,It's just notarizing paperwork.

00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,You shouldn't be able
to screw it up too badly.

00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,[infant bawling in distance]

00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,What does Danielle see
in you?

00:05:23,066 --> 00:05:25,-[bawling]
- Good morning.

00:05:25,133 --> 00:05:26,Sorry to keep you waiting.

00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:27,I'm Abigail Bianchi.

00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:28,Ajay Bhadu.

00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:32,This is my wife, Jane,
and the loud one is Kirin.

00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,I'm sorry.
He's not himself today.

00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,Well, there's a lot of that
going around.

00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:40,Well, the good news is,
once your parents sign this,

00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:44,we can send it off to the judge
and make your adoption official.

00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:47,[crying]

00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,I don't know
what's going on with him today.

00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,We were up all night. Again.

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