Family Law Baby Off Board Amzn Ddp5 1 H 264-shite S01E06 (2021) Subtitles

At 00:00:04,533, Character said: and may contain
mature subject matter.

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At 00:00:06,467, Character said: Viewer discretion
is advised.

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At 00:00:10,033, Character said: Previously, on Family Law...

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At 00:00:11,233, Character said: Hey, did Harry really
take you and Daniel

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At 00:00:13,100, Character said: to Disneyland
when you were kids?

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At 00:00:15,700, Character said: Yep. You were
supposed to come, too.

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At 00:00:17,100, Character said: [dubious] Yeah, sure.

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At 00:00:18,500, Character said: Sabina and the gang
are going to Velvet.

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At 00:00:21,133, Character said: We should go.

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At 00:00:22,333, Character said: Uh, or... just as fun,

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At 00:00:25,033, Character said: we could

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At 00:00:26,066, Character said: look at
more sperm donor profiles.

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At 00:00:29,867, Character said: All I want
in this entire world

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At 00:00:32,400, Character said: is for our family
to be back together.

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At 00:00:34,433, Character said: Then stop lying to us.

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At 00:00:35,834, Character said: [Abby] I, uh, don't suppose

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At 00:00:38,266, Character said: you could
recommend a therapist.

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At 00:00:41,700, Character said: I should never have proposed.

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At 00:00:43,433, Character said: I can't get married.

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At 00:00:48,700, Character said: ♪ Livin'

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At 00:00:51,066, Character said: ♪ Life by the numbers

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At 00:01:02,934, Character said: ♪ Livin'

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At 00:01:04,800, Character said: ♪ Life by the numbers

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At 00:01:06,767, Character said: ♪ One, two, three, four!

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At 00:01:11,333, Character said: ♪ Ten
I remember when ♪

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At 00:01:13,800, Character said: ♪ Nine
Lives are really fine ♪

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At 00:01:15,600, Character said: ♪ Eight
Eight--it's never too late ♪

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At 00:01:17,500, Character said: ♪ Seven
Take it up to heaven ♪

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At 00:01:20,333, Character said: ♪ Livin'

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At 00:01:22,066, Character said: ♪ Life by the numbers

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At 00:01:23,867, Character said: ♪ One, two, three, four!

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At 00:01:26,867, Character said: ♪ Gimme, gimme some more

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At 00:01:30,600, Character said: Abigail Bianchi?

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At 00:01:33,133, Character said: Uh, how much longer
will Dr. Attwar be?

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At 00:01:36,033, Character said: I g***t to get to work.

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At 00:01:37,433, Character said: I'm Dr. Attwar.

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At 00:01:38,734, Character said: Sorry to keep you waiting.

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At 00:01:40,133, Character said: So nice to meet you.

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At 00:01:41,567, Character said: Let me guess, you went
to the same school

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At 00:01:43,200, Character said: as Doogie Howser?

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At 00:01:44,834, Character said: Did he go to McGill?

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At 00:01:46,800, Character said: Maybe he graduated
a few years ahead of me.

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At 00:01:48,867, Character said: Come on in.

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At 00:01:52,967, Character said: Please.
Make yourself comfortable.

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At 00:01:58,266, Character said: Tch. Okay.

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At 00:01:59,500, Character said: Um, I'm gonna save us both
a lot of time.

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At 00:02:02,734, Character said: My dad left
when I was seven,

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At 00:02:05,300, Character said: um, he had more kids
with other women

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At 00:02:07,333, Character said: and was more of a father to them
than he ever was to me.

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At 00:02:10,100, Character said: My mother was loving
but neglectful and narcissistic,

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At 00:02:14,200, Character said: all of which led me
to a tiny drinking problem,

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At 00:02:17,367, Character said: and my husband
kicking me out of the house

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At 00:02:19,633, Character said: and getting interim custody
of our two kids.

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At 00:02:21,567, Character said: So, let's see,

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At 00:02:22,600, Character said: uh, abandonment issues,

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At 00:02:23,834, Character said: daddy issues,
addiction issues,

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At 00:02:26,300, Character said: yada-yada-yada.

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At 00:02:27,600, Character said: I think that about covers it,

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At 00:02:30,166, Character said: so can I get my receipt
for the full hour now?

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At 00:02:31,834, Character said: Very good.

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At 00:02:34,500, Character said: I wish everyone were
as succinct and self-aware.

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At 00:02:37,667, Character said: Great.
So shall we call it a day?

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At 00:02:39,667, Character said: You're a lawyer, right?

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At 00:02:40,800, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:02:42,166, Character said: If you don't feel like talking,

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At 00:02:43,333, Character said: I could use
some legal advice.

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At 00:02:49,500, Character said: We rented our basement unit
to this woman.

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At 00:02:51,333, Character said: She seemed okay at first,

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At 00:02:53,500, Character said: but wow,
she is so annoying.

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At 00:02:56,900, Character said: Can I evict her?

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At 00:02:58,333, Character said: Well, that depends.

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At 00:02:59,700, Character said: "Annoying" because she keeps
asking you to fix her toilet,

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At 00:03:03,367, Character said: or annoying

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At 00:03:04,367, Character said: because she smokes
like a chimney

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At 00:03:05,467, Character said: and has six ferrets?

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At 00:03:07,066, Character said: Right.
Yeah, that makes sense.

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At 00:03:08,934, Character said: You want to help me,

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At 00:03:09,967, Character said: but I need to give you
a lot more to go on.

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At 00:03:11,934, Character said: Yeah. You know,
I'd need details.

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At 00:03:14,266, Character said: You'd have to start
from the beginning.

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At 00:03:18,533, Character said: Okay.
I see what you did there.

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At 00:03:21,100, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:25,834, Character said: [Daniel] I don't want
things to be awkward.

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At 00:03:29,500, Character said: And you shouldn't feel--

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At 00:03:31,100, Character said: Don't...
tell me how to feel.

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At 00:03:34,266, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:35,266, Character said: Right. I didn't mean...

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At 00:03:41,300, Character said: Do you want some help?

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At 00:03:42,266, Character said: [blade scrapes sharpener]

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At 00:03:43,533, Character said: Or I could... not.

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At 00:03:51,633, Character said: Uh... that one's mine.

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At 00:03:54,000, Character said: Lucy gave it to me
when I was called to the bar.

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At 00:03:58,500, Character said: -[shattering]
- Ahh! [whimpers]

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At 00:04:03,467, Character said: [man] Where do you want
this one, Nina?

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At 00:04:05,266, Character said: Um, maybe right there,
where everyone can enjoy it?

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At 00:04:07,800, Character said: I like your thinking.

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At 00:04:10,033, Character said: Aww...

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At 00:04:11,033, Character said: Morning, Nina, and welcome.

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At 00:04:12,834, Character said: Thank you, Jerri.

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At 00:04:15,166, Character said: Hi. Bryan Beasley.

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At 00:04:16,600, Character said: How are ya?
[jovial chuckle]

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At 00:04:18,266, Character said: You're lucky to get this one!

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At 00:04:20,266, Character said: She works harder
than anyone I know.

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At 00:04:21,800, Character said: [laughs]

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At 00:04:23,333, Character said: Thanks, Dad.

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At 00:04:24,300, Character said: I'm lucky to have you.

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At 00:04:25,767, Character said: Aw. Hey!
I made your favourite--

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At 00:04:28,400, Character said: [bag rustles]

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At 00:04:29,433, Character said: ...tuna sammy,
fresh dill, chopped pickles.

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At 00:04:31,333, Character said: Mm. Brain food.

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At 00:04:32,333, Character said: - Tch!
- You're the best.

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At 00:04:33,467, Character said: You let me know
when you're done here, sweetie,

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At 00:04:34,834, Character said: and I'll pick you up
for mother-daughter bowling.

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At 00:04:36,333, Character said: Okay?

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At 00:04:39,033, Character said: I used to go with my mom.

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At 00:04:40,800, Character said: Oh, yeah. And when she died,

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At 00:04:42,567, Character said: the league made me
an honorary mom.

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At 00:04:44,233, Character said: Aw.

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At 00:04:45,300, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:04:47,066, Character said: [both sighing contentedly]

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At 00:04:48,633, Character said: - Ahh!
- All right! I'll let you go.

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At 00:04:51,100, Character said: I ** so proud of you!

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At 00:04:52,934, Character said: [Beasleys chuckling]

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At 00:04:56,734, Character said: You're sure Special Snowflake
can handle reception

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At 00:04:58,800, Character said: without Helicopter Dad?

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At 00:05:00,367, Character said: Well, Nina came
highly recommended.

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At 00:05:02,467, Character said: [cycling shoes clacking]

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At 00:05:04,500, Character said: The Bhadus have been waiting
in the boardroom for--

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At 00:05:06,734, Character said: Yes, I'm 10 minutes late.
Well aware.

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At 00:05:08,433, Character said: That's an eternity
with a fussy newborn.

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At 00:05:10,567, Character said: Then give it to Abby.

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At 00:05:12,233, Character said: It's just notarizing paperwork.

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At 00:05:14,000, Character said: You shouldn't be able
to screw it up too badly.

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At 00:05:17,000, Character said: [infant bawling in distance]

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At 00:05:18,100, Character said: What does Danielle see
in you?

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At 00:05:23,066, Character said: -[bawling]
- Good morning.

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At 00:05:25,133, Character said: Sorry to keep you waiting.

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At 00:05:26,767, Character said: I'm Abigail Bianchi.

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At 00:05:27,767, Character said: Ajay Bhadu.

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At 00:05:28,900, Character said: This is my wife, Jane,
and the loud one is Kirin.

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At 00:05:32,633, Character said: I'm sorry.
He's not himself today.

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At 00:05:35,166, Character said: Well, there's a lot of that
going around.

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At 00:05:37,967, Character said: Well, the good news is,
once your parents sign this,

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At 00:05:40,533, Character said: we can send it off to the judge
and make your adoption official.

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At 00:05:44,300, Character said: [crying]

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At 00:05:47,100, Character said: I don't know
what's going on with him today.

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At 00:05:49,000, Character said: We were up all night. Again.

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