The Boys S01E01-eng Subtitles

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00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,♪♪

00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:28,(ENGINE RUNNING)

00:00:30,355 --> 00:00:32,Yo, I ** so psyched
for Invisible Force 2.

00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,Please. Invisible Force 1 was lame.

00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,I'm all about Rising Tide.

00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,Rising Tide? The Deep?

00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,- Uh-huh.
- Translucent could kick the Deep's a***s.

00:00:41,616 --> 00:00:43,(SCOFFS) How? He's invisible.

00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,That's, like, all he's g***t. That's it.

00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,Exactly. He sneaks up on the Deep,

00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,and then boom, motherfucker!

00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,- Sit down.
- Until the Deep makes a shark

00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,b***e Translucent's d***k off.

00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,How's he gonna find his
d***k? It's invisible.

00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,(TIRES SCREECHING)

00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,(SIREN WAILING)

00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,Holy s***t.

00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,(HORN HONKING)

00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,(WOMAN SCREAMS)

00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,- (GRUNTS)
- Benjy!

00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,Get up. Get up, get up, get up.

00:01:21,698 --> 00:01:23,Come on, Benjy. Come on, come on.

00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,(MAN GRUNTING)

00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,Stay back.

00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,Just stay the f***k back.

00:01:58,270 --> 00:02:00,What are you smiling at?

00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:02,(SCREAMING)

00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,(GUNFIRE)

00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,(SCREAMS)

00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,BENJY: Homelander?

00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:24,You boys okay?

00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,(CAR ALARM BLARING)

00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,Can I... can I get a selfie?

00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,'Course you can.

00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,(SIREN WAILING)

00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,ANCHOR: The Seven's
Queen Maeve and Homelander

00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,made another heroic save today,

00:02:38,099 --> 00:02:39,stopping a hijacked armored truck

00:02:39,543 --> 00:02:40,on the streets of Brooklyn,

00:02:40,903 --> 00:02:42,then staying behind for a photo op

00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,- with some very lucky fans.
- Nice to meet you.

00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,- Jean?
- Thanks, Jennifer. And now...

00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,HUGHIE: So, this is pretty much

00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:50,everything in one. Bluetooth speakers.

00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,It's in stereo, so you can put it

00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,all around your living
room, have some fun with it.

00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,You said you have a
standard cable box, right?

00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,- Uh-huh.
- Okay, then I need to get you

00:02:56,956 --> 00:02:59,an audio transmitter, aptX Low Latency.

00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,It makes it so there's less audio lag,

00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,and it's g***t a standard optical in.

00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,And let's hook you up
with thousand-meg HDMI.

00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,Let's go with this one.

00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,Uh, it costs a little bit more,

00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,but the carbon's way more conductive.

00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:12,(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV)

00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,Hey, Gary. Um...

00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,- I really need to talk to you about something.
- Later, kid.

00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,Okay. Cool.

00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,Later... you want, like...
want, like, 30-30 minutes?

00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,Like, a solid 45?

00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,Excuse me, sir?

00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,Hi. I'd like to make an appointment

00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,for you to come over and...

00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,lay some cable.

00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,Okay. Uh... oh, Robin.

00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,Oh, dear, dear, Robin.

00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,Um, that doesn't mean
what you think it means.

00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:58,Um, "laying cable" means s***x.

00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,No, "laying pipe" means s***x.

00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,"Laying cable" means

00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,you want me to come over to your house

00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,- and just take a big, old s***t.
- (CHUCKLES)

00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,- That's disgusting.
- Well, okay.

00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,But you... Who-who said it, though?

00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,Okay. Are you ready?
Despite your best efforts,

00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,I'm actually still hungry.

00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,- I'm actually more hungry now.
- (LAUGHS)

00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:18,- Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk?
- I don't know.

00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,- You know?
- More importantly, where are we gonna go

00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,- to lay some cable afterwards?
- (LAUGHS)

00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,Geez.

00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,So, did you ask him?

00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,- Who?
- Gary.

00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,Did you ask Gary for the raise?

00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,Yeah. Yeah. It was... it was a...

00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,Look, it was a crazy day,
and-and he was super busy,

00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,but tomorrow for sure. Yes.

00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,Okay.

00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:42,What was I supposed to
do, kick his door down?

00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:44,Like Homelander?

00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,I said "okay".

00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,Yeah, but you didn't mean it.

00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,Hey, I see the look.

00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,I see it. Come on.

00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,This is like when we started dating.

00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,I don't think that's...
I don't think that's true.

00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,Dude, I had to ask you out.

00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,Well, excuse me for waiting.

00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,You ever hear of chivalry?

00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,Listen, this is about you
getting what you deserve.

00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,I'm killing myself at school

00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:13,because I think it's gonna
be worth it for both of us.

00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,You know, if we move in together.

00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,Wait, what? What?
W-W-Wait. Hey, hey, hey.

00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,Hey, hey. What was that?

00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,What'd you just say?

00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,Well, I mean, we can't
keep, you know, laying pipe

00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,at your dad's place.

00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,Trying to be all quiet.

00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:30,Staring up at that
dumb Billy Joel post...

00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,- ... poster.
- Hey.

00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:42,Don't you ever besmirch Billy Jo...

00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,(PANTING)

00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,I can't stop. I can't stop.
I can't stop. I can't stop.

00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,Can't stop. Can't stop.

00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,Robin?

00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:32,Robin?

00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,Robin!

00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,(VOICE BREAKING): Robin!

00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,("BARRACUDA" BY HEART PLAYING)

00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,♪ You lying so low into the weeds ♪

00:06:56,707 --> 00:07:00,♪ I bet you gonna ambush me ♪

00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,♪ You'd have me down, down, down ♪

00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,♪ Down on my knees... ♪

00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,Let the energy go through the wall.

00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,I ** Starlight.

00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:23,I'm 110 pounds, and I'm five foot six.

00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,CASTING DIRECTOR: Turn around, please.

00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,Okay. Let's see it, dear.

00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,- You should look away.
- Sorry?

00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,You should turn away from the camera,

00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:41,and you should close your
eyes, or else I'll blind you.

00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,All right.

00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,Okay, go ahead.

00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:56,I ** so sorry.

00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,Are you all right?

00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,I was born Super-Abled.

00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,Uh, my mom was thrilled.

00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:09,She took me to all the
little miss hero pageants,

00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,but I hated it.

00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,Ugh, I mean, I can still...

00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,smell the hairspray.

00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,Uh,...