The Boys S01E01-eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,018 ♪♪ 3 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:28,737 (ENGINE RUNNING) 4 00:00:30,355 --> 00:00:32,941 Yo, I ** so psyched for Invisible Force 2. 5 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,636 Please. Invisible Force 1 was lame. 6 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,246 I'm all about Rising Tide. 7 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,582 Rising Tide? The Deep? 8 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,591 - Uh-huh. - Translucent could kick the Deep's a***s. 9 00:00:41,616 --> 00:00:43,143 (SCOFFS) How? He's invisible. 10 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,753 That's, like, all he's g***t. That's it. 11 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,006 Exactly. He sneaks up on the Deep, 12 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,758 and then boom, motherfucker! 13 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,439 - Sit down. - Until the Deep makes a shark 14 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,344 b***e Translucent's d***k off. 15 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,345 How's he gonna find his d***k? It's invisible. 16 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,640 (TIRES SCREECHING) 17 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,683 (SIREN WAILING) 18 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,498 Holy s***t. 19 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,066 (HORN HONKING) 20 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,486 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 21 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,781 - (GRUNTS) - Benjy! 22 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,674 Get up. Get up, get up, get up. 23 00:01:21,698 --> 00:01:23,533 Come on, Benjy. Come on, come on. 24 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,307 (MAN GRUNTING) 25 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,902 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 26 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,323 Stay back. 27 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,866 Just stay the f***k back. 28 00:01:58,270 --> 00:02:00,272 What are you smiling at? 29 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:02,915 (SCREAMING) 30 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,173 (GUNFIRE) 31 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,389 (SCREAMS) 32 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,100 BENJY: Homelander? 33 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:24,812 You boys okay? 34 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,980 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 35 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,984 Can I... can I get a selfie? 36 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,402 'Course you can. 37 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,405 (SIREN WAILING) 38 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,365 ANCHOR: The Seven's Queen Maeve and Homelander 39 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,074 made another heroic save today, 40 00:02:38,099 --> 00:02:39,519 stopping a hijacked armored truck 41 00:02:39,543 --> 00:02:40,878 on the streets of Brooklyn, 42 00:02:40,903 --> 00:02:42,454 then staying behind for a photo op 43 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,932 - with some very lucky fans. - Nice to meet you. 44 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,540 - Jean? - Thanks, Jennifer. And now... 45 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,167 HUGHIE: So, this is pretty much 46 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:50,278 everything in one. Bluetooth speakers. 47 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,688 It's in stereo, so you can put it 48 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,275 all around your living room, have some fun with it. 49 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,175 You said you have a standard cable box, right? 50 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,930 - Uh-huh. - Okay, then I need to get you 51 00:02:56,956 --> 00:02:59,430 an audio transmitter, aptX Low Latency. 52 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,098 It makes it so there's less audio lag, 53 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,849 and it's g***t a standard optical in. 54 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,603 And let's hook you up with thousand-meg HDMI. 55 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,729 Let's go with this one. 56 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,313 Uh, it costs a little bit more, 57 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,064 but the carbon's way more conductive. 58 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:12,109 (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV) 59 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,747 Hey, Gary. Um... 60 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,766 - I really need to talk to you about something. - Later, kid. 61 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:29,627 Okay. Cool. 62 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,795 Later... you want, like... want, like, 30-30 minutes? 63 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,256 Like, a solid 45? 64 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,012 Excuse me, sir? 65 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,473 Hi. I'd like to make an appointment 66 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,515 for you to come over and... 67 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,353 lay some cable. 68 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,188 Okay. Uh... oh, Robin. 69 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,856 Oh, dear, dear, Robin. 70 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,110 Um, that doesn't mean what you think it means. 71 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:58,030 Um, "laying cable" means s***x. 72 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,949 No, "laying pipe" means s***x. 73 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,324 "Laying cable" means 74 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,076 you want me to come over to your house 75 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:04,763 - and just take a big, old s***t. - (CHUCKLES) 76 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,830 - That's disgusting. - Well, okay. 77 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,265 But you... Who-who said it, though? 78 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,793 Okay. Are you ready? Despite your best efforts, 79 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,877 I'm actually still hungry. 80 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,213 - I'm actually more hungry now. - (LAUGHS) 81 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:18,675 - Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk? - I don't know. 82 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,110 - You know? - More importantly, where are we gonna go 83 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,845 - to lay some cable afterwards? - (LAUGHS) 84 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,180 Geez. 85 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,848 So, did you ask him? 86 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,393 - Who? - Gary. 87 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,603 Did you ask Gary for the raise? 88 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,648 Yeah. Yeah. It was... it was a... 89 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,067 Look, it was a crazy day, and-and he was super busy, 90 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,778 but tomorrow for sure. Yes. 91 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,779 Okay. 92 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:42,365 What was I supposed to do, kick his door down? 93 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:44,367 Like Homelander? 94 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,744 I said "okay". 95 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,329 Yeah, but you didn't mean it. 96 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:48,956 Hey, I see the look. 97 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,874 I see it. Come on. 98 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,129 This is like when we started dating. 99 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,590 I don't think that's... I don't think that's true. 100 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,009 Dude, I had to ask you out. 101 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,428 Well, excuse me for waiting. 102 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,305 You ever hear of chivalry? 103 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,266 Listen, this is about you getting what you deserve. 104 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,976 I'm killing myself at school 105 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:13,187 because I think it's gonna be worth it for both of us. 106 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,983 You know, if we move in together. 107 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,985 Wait, what? What? W-W-Wait. Hey, hey, hey. 108 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,278 Hey, hey. What was that? 109 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,237 What'd you just say? 110 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,072 Well, I mean, we can't keep, you know, laying pipe 111 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,826 at your dad's place. 112 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,494 Trying to be all quiet. 113 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:30,329 Staring up at that dumb Billy Joel post... 114 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,797 - ... poster. - Hey. 115 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:42,050 Don't you ever besmirch Billy Jo... 116 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,083 (PANTING) 117 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,127 I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop. I can't stop. 118 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,463 Can't stop. Can't stop. 119 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,511 Robin? 120 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:32,016 Robin? 121 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,062 Robin! 122 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,617 (VOICE BREAKING): Robin! 123 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,865 ("BARRACUDA" BY HEART PLAYING) 124 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,667 ♪ You lying so low into the weeds ♪ 125 00:06:56,707 --> 00:07:00,963 ♪ I bet you gonna ambush me ♪ 126 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,714 ♪ You'd have me down, down, down ♪ 127 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,677 ♪ Down on my knees... ♪ 128 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,137 Let the energy go through the wall. 129 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,023 I ** Starlight. 130 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:23,192 I'm 110 pounds, and I'm five foot six. 131 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,237 CASTING DIRECTOR: Turn around, please. 132 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,911 Okay. Let's see it, dear. 133 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,747 - You should look away. - Sorry? 134 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,417 You should turn away from the camera, 135 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:41,586 and you should close your eyes, or else I'll blind you. 136 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,504 All right. 137 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,548 Okay, go ahead. 138 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:56,185 I ** so sorry. 139 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,478 Are you all right? 140 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,815 I was born Super-Abled. 141 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,194 Uh, my mom was thrilled. 142 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:09,113 She took me to all the little miss hero pageants, 143 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,740 but I hated it. 144 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:13,160 Ugh, I mean, I can still... 145 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,786 smell the hairspray. 146 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,124 Uh,...