Your.Friends.and.Neighbors.S01E05.720p.x264-FENiX Subtitles

At 00:00:10,552, Character said: Say goodbye to your
old-fashioned toilet,

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At 00:00:13,388, Character said: and say hello to luxury.

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At 00:00:15,766, Character said: Introducing the Luxos MT.

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At 00:00:19,061, Character said: The world's most
advanced luxury commode.

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At 00:00:25,609, Character said: It's gonna change the way
you think about the bathroom.

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At 00:00:28,529, Character said: - ** I right, Cindy?
- That's right.

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At 00:00:30,030, Character said: It heats, it cleans,
it deodorizes.

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At 00:00:33,325, Character said: It comes standard with Luxos's
triple tornado flush system,

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At 00:00:37,496, Character said: and it's smart home compatible.

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At 00:00:39,623, Character said: And here to tell us more about
it is Luxos brand ambassador

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At 00:00:43,418, Character said: and three-time NBA
All-Star, Nick Brandes.

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At 00:01:01,687, Character said: This audience.

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At 00:01:03,355, Character said: - I love you, Nick!
- I love you too.

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At 00:01:05,607, Character said: - Thank you, Cindy. Jim, my man.
- Of course. Please.

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At 00:01:09,027, Character said: It's a pleasure to be here.

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At 00:01:10,571, Character said: You're an NBA champion, you
are rich, you are handsome,

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At 00:01:14,241, Character said: everybody loves you...

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At 00:01:15,868, Character said: I'm sorry. Is there
a question in there?

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At 00:01:17,452, Character said: 'Cause so far, I can't
argue with any of that.

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At 00:01:21,164, Character said: You have a string of
successful businesses.

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At 00:01:23,458, Character said: Just tell us, why toilets?

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At 00:01:26,295, Character said: - Instead of sneakers or tequila?
- Exactly.

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At 00:01:29,423, Character said: Because they've
been done before.

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At 00:01:30,841, Character said: See, I always say,

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At 00:01:32,259, Character said: "Why be late to the party,
when you can throw your own?"

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At 00:01:35,429, Character said: Go.

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At 00:01:39,016, Character said: Speaking of party.

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At 00:01:40,309, Character said: - Is that coming from there?
- It is.

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At 00:01:42,686, Character said: That's right. It's coming from
the built-in Bluetooth speakers.

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At 00:01:45,898, Character said: - Oh, no!
- Can you do it?

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At 00:01:49,193, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:01:51,904, Character said: Show me what you g***t.

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At 00:01:56,658, Character said: No, she didn't!

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At 00:02:02,039, Character said: So, bottom line, the Luxos
MT is gonna change the game.

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At 00:02:05,792, Character said: Sitting on one of these
is like a little vacation

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At 00:02:07,836, Character said: you can book for
yourself every day.

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At 00:02:09,670, Character said: Nick Brandes, everybody!

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At 00:02:24,645, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:02:27,314, Character said: What are you doing here?

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At 00:02:29,733, Character said: I really love toilets.

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At 00:02:31,985, Character said: - Okay, I'm working.
- I know. Look, I just...

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At 00:02:36,865, Character said: The party. It was a lot.
I acted like an a***e.

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At 00:02:40,619, Character said: Yeah, no argument here.

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At 00:02:43,121, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:02:46,750, Character said: I'm so sorry.

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At 00:02:49,127, Character said: That's the last time
I throw you a party.

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At 00:02:55,259, Character said: I appreciate you trying
to take care of me,

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At 00:02:58,095, Character said: even if sometimes I don't
know what to do with it.

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At 00:03:06,854, Character said: Well, I can't say
you didn't warn me.

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At 00:03:09,982, Character said: No, you can't.

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At 00:03:11,400, Character said: Look, I know this, us, we
shouldn't have happened.

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At 00:03:16,738, Character said: Or, at least, not
the way it happened.

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At 00:03:19,408, Character said: - I'm sure you have your regrets.
- Nick, I...

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At 00:03:21,869, Character said: No. I feel them.

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At 00:03:24,621, Character said: Believe me, I wish it had
gone down differently,

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At 00:03:27,583, Character said: but just because it didn't start
right, doesn't mean it isn't right.

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At 00:03:33,130, Character said: This is real for me, Mel.

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At 00:03:35,132, Character said: I just wish you didn't feel
like you have to try so hard.

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At 00:03:37,968, Character said: That's what happens when you fall
to the second round of the Draft.

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At 00:03:40,596, Character said: You spend the rest of your career
and life trying to make up for it.

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At 00:03:43,765, Character said: You don't have to
do that with me.

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At 00:03:51,648, Character said: Do you have, like,
a dressing room?

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At 00:03:54,276, Character said: Yeah. A nice one.

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At 00:03:57,863, Character said: Show me.

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At 00:05:45,762, Character said: What ** I looking at?

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At 00:05:47,431, Character said: I know it looks like somebody
wiping off their brushes,

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At 00:05:50,058, Character said: but this is a Lichtenstein.

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At 00:05:52,102, Character said: I know who Lichtenstein
is, you barom .

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At 00:05:54,438, Character said: What I meant is why ** I
looking at a bad photo of it?

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At 00:05:57,316, Character said: - 'Cause I wanna steal it.
- I don't mess with art.

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At 00:05:59,568, Character said: - Neither do you.
- Come on.

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At 00:06:01,069, Character said: Jewelry and watches
can only get me so far.

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At 00:06:03,280, Character said: A score like this, way more
upside for the exact same risk.

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At 00:06:06,742, Character said: Score? Who are you, James
Caan all of a sudden?

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At 00:06:10,245, Character said: I'm sure you know
someone that can move it.

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At 00:06:12,080, Character said: - Rocco, what's my policy on paintings?
- No paintings!

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At 00:06:16,793, Character said: These art guys, they're
a different breed.

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At 00:06:19,338, Character said: I'm telling you.
They're savages.

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At 00:06:21,298, Character said: The last time this
sold at auction

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At 00:06:24,927, Character said: it went for over
one million dollars.

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At 00:06:27,054, Character said: That was seven years ago.

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At 00:06:29,139, Character said: I've already been inside
the house where it is.

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At 00:06:30,891, Character said: I steal it, I replace it with a
forgery, nobody knows the difference.

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At 00:06:33,352, Character said: - Easy.
- How do you know it isn't already a fake?

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At 00:06:35,771, Character said: Because the guy that owns it probably
bought it from Larry Gagosian personally.

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At 00:06:39,233, Character said: He's an insecure narcissist whose entire
self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns.

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At 00:06:43,487, Character said: He doesn't care that it's
beautiful, he cares that it's real.

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At 00:06:46,782, Character said: I know the type.

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At 00:06:49,451, Character said: Come on. I'll toss you
an extra ten percent.

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At 00:06:52,663, Character said: You don't have to lift a finger.
I just need the introduction.

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At 00:06:58,210, Character said: I will have to lift a finger, and
for that I'll take an extra 20.

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At 00:07:01,672, Character said: And if it goes sideways,
I don't know you.

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At 00:07:04,132, Character said: But you have to hear me. Now, you
do this, you do it the way I say.

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At 00:07:08,262, Character said: Pikk pakk. No improvising.

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At 00:07:10,597, Character said: - Yeah, I hear you.
- Say it.

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At 00:07:12,850, Character said: - Pikk pakk.
- Smart-a***s.

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At 00:07:15,060, Character said: No improvising.

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At 00:07:19,815, Character said: Okay. Get out of my store.

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At 00:07:21,692, Character said: I'll let you know when it's set.

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At 00:07:24,945, Character said: Rocco.

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At 00:07:28,115, Character said: - So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf.
- And what does that mean?

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At 00:07:32,786, Character said: Means my guys are gonna have to
spend a few weeks breaking it up,

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At 00:07:36,081, Character said: pulling it out.

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At 00:07:37,165, Character said: Well, can't you
just dig around it?

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At 00:07:39,751, Character said: Yeah, sure.

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At 00:07:41,086, Character said: If you wanna move your entire
house 100 feet that way.

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At 00:07:44,673, Character said: I'm kidding.

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At 00:07:45,799, Character said: But I can't dig a foundation into
solid rock. We gotta pull it out.

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At 00:07:48,969, Character said: Hey, Phil, where do
you want this loader?

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At 00:07:51,013, Character said: - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
- So, just... Phil,

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At 00:07:53,515, Character said: so, how much is that gonna cost?

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At 00:07:56,852, Character said: Well, I can't give you an exact
figure until we start demolition,

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At 00:07:59,563, Character said: see how far down the shelf goes.

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At 00:08:01,940, Character said: It's gonna be heavy machinery.
Possibly some blasting.

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At 00:08:04,109, Character said: You're gonna blow
up my backyard?

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At 00:08:05,736, Character said: Well, not me. I'm gonna
bring in some specialists.

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At 00:08:08,280, Character said: Ballpark, Phil?

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At 00:08:09,656, Character said: Just... how f***d are we?

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At 00:08:15,120, Character said: Two hundred grand. Give or take.

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At 00:08:17,539, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:08:20,584, Character said: Okay, maybe we should just
press pause, you know?

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At 00:08:22,377, Character said: Get a surveyor out, we
check in with the architect.

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At 00:08:24,463, Character said: - We should maybe do that...
- No.

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At 00:08:26,173, Character said: Hey, that's your call.

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At 00:08:27,841, Character said: But if we stop work, I gotta move
my guys to the next project in line.

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At 00:08:32,136, Character said: That won't be necessary, Phil. E-mail
us the quote, we'll work it out.

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At 00:08:38,059, Character said: Will do.

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At 00:08:57,871, Character said: Hey.

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