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00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,Say goodbye to your
old-fashioned toilet,

00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,and say hello to luxury.

00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:19,Introducing the Luxos MT.

00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:22,The world's most
advanced luxury commode.

00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,It's gonna change the way
you think about the bathroom.

00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,- ** I right, Cindy?
- That's right.

00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,It heats, it cleans,
it deodorizes.

00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:37,It comes standard with Luxos's
triple tornado flush system,

00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,and it's smart home compatible.

00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:43,And here to tell us more about
it is Luxos brand ambassador

00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:47,and three-time NBA
All-Star, Nick Brandes.

00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,This audience.

00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,- I love you, Nick!
- I love you too.

00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:09,- Thank you, Cindy. Jim, my man.
- Of course. Please.

00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,It's a pleasure to be here.

00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:14,You're an NBA champion, you
are rich, you are handsome,

00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,everybody loves you...

00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,I'm sorry. Is there
a question in there?

00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,'Cause so far, I can't
argue with any of that.

00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,You have a string of
successful businesses.

00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,Just tell us, why toilets?

00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,- Instead of sneakers or tequila?
- Exactly.

00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,Because they've
been done before.

00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,See, I always say,

00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,"Why be late to the party,
when you can throw your own?"

00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,Go.

00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,Speaking of party.

00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,- Is that coming from there?
- It is.

00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,That's right. It's coming from
the built-in Bluetooth speakers.

00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,- Oh, no!
- Can you do it?

00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,Hey!

00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,Show me what you g***t.

00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,No, she didn't!

00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:05,So, bottom line, the Luxos
MT is gonna change the game.

00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,Sitting on one of these
is like a little vacation

00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,you can book for
yourself every day.

00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,Nick Brandes, everybody!

00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,Hey.

00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,What are you doing here?

00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,I really love toilets.

00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,- Okay, I'm working.
- I know. Look, I just...

00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:40,The party. It was a lot.
I acted like an a***e.

00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,Yeah, no argument here.

00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,Hey.

00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,I'm so sorry.

00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,That's the last time
I throw you a party.

00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:58,I appreciate you trying
to take care of me,

00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:02,even if sometimes I don't
know what to do with it.

00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,Well, I can't say
you didn't warn me.

00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,No, you can't.

00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,Look, I know this, us, we
shouldn't have happened.

00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,Or, at least, not
the way it happened.

00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,- I'm sure you have your regrets.
- Nick, I...

00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,No. I feel them.

00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,Believe me, I wish it had
gone down differently,

00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:31,but just because it didn't start
right, doesn't mean it isn't right.

00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,This is real for me, Mel.

00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,I just wish you didn't feel
like you have to try so hard.

00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,That's what happens when you fall
to the second round of the Draft.

00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,You spend the rest of your career
and life trying to make up for it.

00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,You don't have to
do that with me.

00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,Do you have, like,
a dressing room?

00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,Yeah. A nice one.

00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,Show me.

00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,What ** I looking at?

00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:50,I know it looks like somebody
wiping off their brushes,

00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,but this is a Lichtenstein.

00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,I know who Lichtenstein
is, you barom .

00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,What I meant is why ** I
looking at a bad photo of it?

00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,- 'Cause I wanna steal it.
- I don't mess with art.

00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,- Neither do you.
- Come on.

00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,Jewelry and watches
can only get me so far.

00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,A score like this, way more
upside for the exact same risk.

00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:10,Score? Who are you, James
Caan all of a sudden?

00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,I'm sure you know
someone that can move it.

00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:16,- Rocco, what's my policy on paintings?
- No paintings!

00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,These art guys, they're
a different breed.

00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,I'm telling you.
They're savages.

00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,The last time this
sold at auction

00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,it went for over
one million dollars.

00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,That was seven years ago.

00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,I've already been inside
the house where it is.

00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,I steal it, I replace it with a
forgery, nobody knows the difference.

00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:35,- Easy.
- How do you know it isn't already a fake?

00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:39,Because the guy that owns it probably
bought it from Larry Gagosian personally.

00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:43,He's an insecure narcissist whose entire
self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns.

00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,He doesn't care that it's
beautiful, he cares that it's real.

00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,I know the type.

00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,Come on. I'll toss you
an extra ten percent.

00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:55,You don't have to lift a finger.
I just need the introduction.

00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,I will have to lift a finger, and
for that I'll take an extra 20.

00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,And if it goes sideways,
I don't know you.

00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:08,But you have to hear me. Now, you
do this, you do it the way I say.

00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,Pikk pakk. No improvising.

00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,- Yeah, I hear you.
- Say it.

00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:15,- Pikk pakk.
- Smart-a***s.

00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,No improvising.

00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,Okay. Get out of my store.

00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,I'll let you know when it's set.

00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:25,Rocco.

00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:32,- So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf.
- And what does that mean?

00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,Means my guys are gonna have to
spend a few weeks breaking it up,

00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,pulling it out.

00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,Well, can't you
just dig around it?

00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,Yeah, sure.

00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,If you wanna move your entire
house 100 feet that way.

00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,I'm kidding.

00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,But I can't dig a foundation into
solid rock. We gotta pull it out.

00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,Hey, Phil, where do
you want this loader?

00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,- Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
- So, just... Phil,

00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,so, how much is that gonna cost?

00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,Well, I can't give you an exact
figure until we start demolition,

00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:01,see how far down the shelf goes.

00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,It's gonna be heavy machinery.
Possibly some blasting.

00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,You're gonna blow
up my backyard?

00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,Well, not me. I'm gonna
bring in some specialists.

00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,Ballpark, Phil?

00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,Just... how f***d are we?

00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,Two hundred grand. Give or take.

00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,Okay.

00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,Okay, maybe we should just
press pause, you know?

00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,Get a surveyor out, we
check in with the architect.

00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,- We should maybe do that...
- No.

00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,Hey, that's your call.

00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:32,But if we stop work, I gotta move
my guys to the next project in line.

00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:36,That won't be necessary, Phil. E-mail
us the quote, we'll work it out.

00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,Will do.

00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,Hey.

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