Sakamoto Days S01E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,480, Character said: SAKAMOTO'S

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At 00:00:08,946, Character said: You're late!

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At 00:00:12,032, Character said: You're so fussy.
Who cares if I'm a little late?

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At 00:00:15,244, Character said: Two hours is not "a little"!

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At 00:00:18,039, Character said: GREEN TEA
APPLE JUICE

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At 00:00:22,084, Character said: DETERGENT

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At 00:00:23,252, Character said: Come on, Lu!
You can't put the detergent in the fridge!

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At 00:00:26,297, Character said: Fussing again.

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At 00:00:28,257, Character said: Just put it all on the shelves,
the customers will figure it out.

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At 00:00:31,469, Character said: You can't stuff everything in one place!

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At 00:00:34,263, Character said: I bet you've never even had a job before.

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At 00:00:36,682, Character said: - I have too!
- What'd you do?

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At 00:00:38,601, Character said: I helped out with my dad's work!

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At 00:00:41,187, Character said: I dug a huge hole and tossed
gunnysacks of who-knows-what into it.

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At 00:00:46,484, Character said: Mr. Sakamoto, we have to fire her!

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At 00:00:49,904, Character said: She's ruining our peaceful atmosphere!

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At 00:00:52,031, Character said: There's no such atmosphere here
to begin with.

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At 00:00:54,116, Character said: EX-MAFIA

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At 00:00:55,034, Character said: Shut up, we're trying to build one!

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At 00:00:57,161, Character said: {\an8}EX-HIT MEN

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At 00:00:58,079, Character said: {\an8}Now, now, Shin!

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At 00:00:59,747, Character said: {\an8}We don't say mean things like that here.

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At 00:01:03,167, Character said: {\an8}And Lu, you need to apologize
when you're late to work.

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At 00:01:07,129, Character said: Mr. Sakamoto?

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At 00:01:10,174, Character said: What's wrong, you two?

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At 00:01:12,426, Character said: You look like a pair of deer
caught in rifle-mounted lights.

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At 00:01:16,806, Character said: Come now, let's get ready.

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At 00:01:19,391, Character said: Shin, you go sweep outside.

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At 00:01:21,727, Character said: Lu, are your pork buns prepped?

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At 00:01:25,689, Character said: Mr. Manager is chattier than I thought.

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At 00:01:28,400, Character said: I worked with him for years.
I've never heard him talk this much.

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At 00:01:31,695, Character said: He barely talks in his own mind.

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At 00:01:33,823, Character said: Do you two think that I'm some kind of
talking blob of meat?

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At 00:01:37,952, Character said: How rude.

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At 00:01:39,745, Character said: I will kill you.

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At 00:01:41,664, Character said: I ** a warm-blooded human being, you know?

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At 00:01:44,375, Character said: I appreciate your hard work. Really.

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At 00:01:46,836, Character said: Not only is he talking too much,
he doesn't even sound like himself.

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At 00:01:51,632, Character said: SAKAMOTO

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At 00:01:54,802, Character said: Oh?

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At 00:01:57,054, Character said: Mr. Sakamoto?

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At 00:01:59,056, Character said: There are two of you?

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At 00:03:31,565, Character said: {\an8}WELCOME TO SUGAR PARK

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At 00:03:41,784, Character said: {\an8}Well, what a surprise!
A doppelgänger, perhaps?

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At 00:04:04,390, Character said: Long time no see, Nagumo.

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At 00:04:07,977, Character said: I see you've still g***t it, Sakamoto.

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At 00:04:10,312, Character said: Thank goodness for that.

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At 00:04:12,439, Character said: How did he do that with his face?

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At 00:04:14,608, Character said: And...

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At 00:04:15,693, Character said: Why can't I read his mind?

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At 00:04:28,455, Character said: Sorry, didn't think that
I'd get you that good.

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At 00:04:32,334, Character said: Mr. Sakamoto, who is this guy?

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At 00:04:34,753, Character said: Let's stuff him in a sack!

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At 00:04:37,006, Character said: My name is Nagumo.

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At 00:04:38,590, Character said: I work at the supermarket across
the street. I'm a friend of Sakamoto's.

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At 00:04:42,928, Character said: And by the way, I'm 18.

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At 00:04:44,096, Character said: A friend? And you're only 18?

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At 00:04:47,474, Character said: But there's no supermarket
across the street.

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At 00:04:50,102, Character said: He's a hit man.
We started out at the same time.

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At 00:04:52,604, Character said: He's 27.

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At 00:04:54,064, Character said: Everything you said was a lie!

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At 00:04:55,941, Character said: We aren't that gullible!

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At 00:04:58,444, Character said: There's a bounty on Sakamoto's head.

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At 00:05:01,697, Character said: The reward is one billion yen.

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At 00:05:03,490, Character said: I'm sure it's just another lie.

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At 00:05:05,451, Character said: The "one billion yen" makes it so obvious.

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At 00:05:07,828, Character said: I know kids that are better liars.

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At 00:05:09,705, Character said: Nope, it's true.

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At 00:05:11,707, Character said: It was officially decided by the JAA,
just the other day.

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At 00:05:15,836, Character said: It won't be posted online
until tomorrow, but...

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At 00:05:18,297, Character said: Hello. Pizza delivery for Sakamoto?

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At 00:05:21,050, Character said: Yay, pizza! Finally!

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At 00:05:27,181, Character said: Some guys have already caught wind
of the rumors.

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At 00:05:31,060, Character said: That the legendary hit man
is back in the game.

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At 00:05:34,313, Character said: That'll be 2,940 yen, please.

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At 00:05:38,192, Character said: Man, these guys are like sitting ducks.

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At 00:05:41,070, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:43,447, Character said: Can't believe you let me,
Pizza Nakajima, walk right in!

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At 00:05:47,034, Character said: I'm gonna slice you up like salami!

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At 00:05:51,038, Character said: {\an8}PIZZA GUY / HIT MAN
PIZZA NAKAJIMA

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At 00:05:53,540, Character said: Hey, don't you make a move.

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At 00:05:55,459, Character said: We wouldn't want to waste
such a pretty face.

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At 00:05:59,213, Character said: Sakamoto, you b***d!
Don't just sit there eating pizza!

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At 00:06:03,258, Character said: I'm gonna kill him!

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At 00:06:07,513, Character said: You little--

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At 00:06:11,391, Character said: See? Just like I told you.

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At 00:06:13,644, Character said: I don't like lies.

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At 00:06:15,270, Character said: How'd he do that?

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At 00:06:19,233, Character said: Nagumo, wait.

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At 00:06:25,280, Character said: Don't tell me you're gonna try
to get through this without killing.

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At 00:06:29,118, Character said: Do you really think you stand a chance
against these hit men?

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At 00:06:33,288, Character said: Or worse, against us?

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At 00:06:38,293, Character said: Just kidding.

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At 00:06:39,711, Character said: We'll stay out of it this time.

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At 00:06:41,922, Character said: We specialize in hits on hit men.

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At 00:06:44,550, Character said: Well, you'd know that,
wouldn't you, Sakamoto?

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At 00:06:48,887, Character said: Ah, fond memories of the days
we worked together.

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At 00:06:51,390, Character said: Nagumo.

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At 00:06:53,517, Character said: Who benefits from me dying
after all this time?

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At 00:06:57,479, Character said: No clue.

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At 00:06:58,564, Character said: We just complete our missions.

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At 00:07:01,984, Character said: And you know, for someone who's retired,
you've drawn a lot of attention.

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At 00:07:05,612, Character said: Eliminating Dan, Inc.? That was too far.

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At 00:07:07,906, Character said: Are you stupid?

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At 00:07:09,116, Character said: Are there gonna be more guys like them?

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At 00:07:11,452, Character said: Oh, no! No more noobs like that.

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At 00:07:15,372, Character said: Well, anyway...

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At 00:07:19,084, Character said: Good seeing you, Sakamoto.

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At 00:07:21,253, Character said: I wanted to see your face one last time.

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At 00:07:23,422, Character said: Hey, wait a minute!

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At 00:07:29,094, Character said: Is he...

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At 00:07:31,680, Character said: on our side?

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At 00:07:33,056, Character said: Maybe I should leave the country.

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At 00:07:37,060, Character said: Well... There goes our pizza guy.

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At 00:07:40,439, Character said: I can't believe this fat-a***s is
worth one billion yen.

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At 00:07:43,567, Character said: That black-haired guy looked way worse.

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At 00:07:46,570, Character said: Oh, who cares about that.

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At 00:07:49,573, Character said: Shouldn't you be more worried
about that outdated look of yours?

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At 00:07:52,826, Character said: What'd you say?

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At 00:07:54,077, Character said: Sorry, never mind.
Didn't mean to kill your vibe.

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At 00:07:57,581, Character said: Hey, anyone feel like pizza?

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At 00:07:59,958, Character said: You're underestimating Sakamoto.

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At 00:08:03,212, Character said: You have to outsmart him in every way.

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At 00:08:05,881, Character said: Time, place, everything.

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At 00:08:08,217, Character said: Find the worst possible moment for him
and strike.

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At 00:08:11,303, Character said: That's how we do it at Dondenkai.

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At 00:08:15,098, Character said: He used to be in The Order.

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At 00:08:17,309, Character said: If you're not careful,
he'll turn the tables on you.

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At 00:08:20,229, Character said: The Order? That's an urban myth.

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At 00:08:23,565, Character said: He retired five years ago, right?
I'm sure he won't be any trouble.

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At 00:08:27,486, Character said: One piece of advice.

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At 00:08:32,658, Character said: If you keep stalking me,

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At 00:08:35,577, Character said: I'm gonna show you hell.

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At 00:08:37,287, Character said: He knew the camera was there?

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At 00:08:40,624, Character said: Giving off quite a vibe, huh.

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At 00:08:47,172, Character said: - Arcade?
- Sounds good!

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At 00:08:50,759, Character said: If what Nagumo said was true,

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At 00:08:53,637, Character said: will more men like that pizza guy
keep attacking you?

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At 00:08:57,724, Character said: It's no use worrying about it.

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At 00:08:59,851, Character said: Since we don't know who the enemy is,

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At 00:09:02,271, Character said: it's best if we lay low for now.

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At 00:09:04,356, Character said: Daddy!

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At 00:09:07,526, Character said: Hana's all ready for tomorrow!

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At 00:09:10,112, Character said: Ready?

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At 00:09:11,613, Character said: What's with the ears?

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At 00:09:13,532, Character said: It's Sugar Bunny!

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At 00:09:14,908, Character said: I'm super-duper excited!

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