Coop.and.Cami.Ask.The.World.S01E16_English Subtitles

00:00:02,417 --> 00:00:03,Morning, Wratherheads.

00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:05,We have a superfun
Would You Wrather? today.

00:00:05,417 --> 00:00:08,And it's all thanks to Gary's Exotic Pets.

00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,As their slogan says:

00:00:10,583 --> 00:00:14,"For all your exotic pet needs,
go to Gary's.

00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:15,Please.

00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:17,I've failed at everything I've tried

00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,and I really need this to work."

00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:22,Thanks, Gare.

00:00:23,959 --> 00:00:26,So today, we've each come up
with a surprise choice,

00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,and here they are:

00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:32,Would you rather go to school dressed
as a hip-hop leprechaun...

00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:34,This is not a good look.

00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:38,...or take a nice, relaxing worm shower?

00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,I don't get it, I take
a warm shower every day.

00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,Aah! You said "worm" not "warm"!

00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:47,In case you didn't catch that--

00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:49,Cooper has an extreme fear of worms.

00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,We said we would pick
fun Would You Wrathers?

00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,This is fun, for me.

00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,-[mouse clicks]
-Yes!

00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,Hip-hop leprechaun wins with 98%.

00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:05,Thank you, Wratherheads.

00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,Okay, worm shower's out.

00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:11,Which means...

00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,[students chattering]

00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:16,[hip-hop music playing on boom box]

00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:26,[theme music playing]

00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪

00:01:28,542 --> 00:01:29,♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪

00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:30,♪ Share your diary with the world ♪

00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:32,♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪

00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪

00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:34,♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪

00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪

00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:37,♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪

00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:40,♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪

00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,♪ Would you rather do this? ♪

00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,♪ Would you rather do this? ♪

00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:45,♪ Or would you rather do that? ♪

00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:48,♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,♪ We're doing it with you ♪

00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,♪ I'd rather do that ♪

00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:53,♪ Ask the world
Would you rather do this? ♪

00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:54,♪ Would you rather do this? ♪

00:01:54,959 --> 00:01:57,♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪

00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,♪ Don't matter what we do
We're doing it with you ♪

00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:01,♪ I'd rather do that ♪

00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,Ask the world!

00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:04,♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:09,Sorry for the snack bar food,

00:02:09,583 --> 00:02:12,but I was just too tired
to cook dinner tonight.

00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:16,You could at least
act a tiny bit disappointed.

00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:18,Oh, yeah, miss your cooking, Mom.

00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:20,Yep. Just not the same.

00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:21,[mumbling incoherently]

00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:24,Okay, those weren't even words.

00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:28,Even the vegetables are deep-fried.

00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:29,This place gets it.

00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:33,-Ow!
-[Charlotte] You okay?

00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,Ollie's been sleeping in my bed.

00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:37,All of a sudden, he's afraid of the dark.

00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,Turns out, he's a sleep kicker,
and pincher,

00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:40,and biter-- it's been fun.

00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,I'm gonna go get more wings.
These things...

00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:49,are equally as good
as that brown thing you make.

00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:51,At least call it by its name:

00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:53,brown-loaf.

00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,You're a mess,
let's get you cleaned up.

00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,You're probably wondering
why I'm extra smiley today.

00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:04,You're probably all,
"Hey, what's up with Charlotte?"

00:03:04,291 --> 00:03:06,Sure, let's go with that.

00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:09,Caleb, that cute tuba player,
is coming over tomorrow

00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:11,to continue the chess match
we started yesterday.

00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,We brushed knuckles
when I attacked his rook.

00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:18,My word, in public?

00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:23,Hey, what's up, Fred?

00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,Cooper! What are you doing here?!

00:03:25,041 --> 00:03:26,Just grabbing dinner.

00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,I thought you were hanging out
with your grandpa again.

00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,-How's it going?
-Oh, you know Grandpa.

00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:32,No, I've never met him.

00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:35,Hey, Fred, I'll grab us some fries.

00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:38,That gaming session was intense!

00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,Cooper, Grandpa. Grandpa, Cooper.

00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:43,Not sure what's happening here,

00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:45,but I'm Mason.

00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:47,He gets confused.

00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:50,We'll get you home soon, Pop-Pop!

00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,Fred, what's going on?

00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,Fine.

00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:58,Don't wander off! I'll be right back!

00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:03,Okay. He's a kid from another school
who I met at the rink.

00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:06,So what's with all the sneaking around?

00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:09,I didn't want Mason to meet you.

00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,You're too likable. I was worried
he'd ditch me to be friends with you.

00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,But I'd never steal someone's friend.

00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:16,Kindergarten. May 14th.

00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:18,I was best buds with Kyle Trout

00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,until he introduced us in the sandbox.

00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,You offered me your pail.

00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,Kyle never stood a chance.

00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:27,Fred, you don't give yourself
enough credit.

00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,Mason's not gonna jump friends.

00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:30,You're a cool dude.

00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:33,Kyle Trout was a cool dude.

00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,You have nothing to worry about.

00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:38,Maybe I ** being a little dramatic.

00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:39,I guess we could all hang out tomorrow.

00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:41,Just stop being so likable.

00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:43,Don't worry, I can turn it off.

00:04:44,709 --> 00:04:47,Oh, here, let me get that for you.

00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:52,Helping an old lady? You're a monster!

00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,Morning, Cami, Charlotte,

00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:00,Tuba... person.
00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,Mom, you know very well
his name is Caleb.

00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:07,It's okay, I've been told
I have a very forgettable face.

00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,I'm so sorry, Caleb.

00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:13,I g***t zero sleep last night.

00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,Ollie's still afraid to sleep alone?

00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:18,Yep. Poor little guy is suffering so much.

00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:23,What up, fam?! I know I **!

00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,Okay, that's it. We're getting you over
this "afraid of the dark" thing right now.

00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,Sure, right after I hit the showers.

00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:39,The two of us are going
into this pitch-black pantry together,

00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,so you can see
there's nothing to be afraid of.

00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,-[Ollie screaming]
-[loud clattering]

00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,Okay, I guess we're not ready for that.

00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,So, that's my family.

00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,They seem...

00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,So it's still your move.

00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,You're quite good at this.

00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:10,Your face gives nothing away.

00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,Oh, uh,

00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:15,I can go for long periods of time
without blinking.

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