Coop.and.Cami.Ask.The.World.S01E16_English Subtitles

At 00:00:02,417, Character said: Morning, Wratherheads.

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At 00:00:03,625, Character said: We have a superfun
Would You Wrather? today.

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At 00:00:05,417, Character said: And it's all thanks to Gary's Exotic Pets.

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At 00:00:08,583, Character said: As their slogan says:

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At 00:00:10,583, Character said: "For all your exotic pet needs,
go to Gary's.

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At 00:00:14,083, Character said: Please.

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At 00:00:15,417, Character said: I've failed at everything I've tried

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At 00:00:17,333, Character said: and I really need this to work."

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At 00:00:21,083, Character said: Thanks, Gare.

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At 00:00:23,959, Character said: So today, we've each come up
with a surprise choice,

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At 00:00:26,417, Character said: and here they are:

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At 00:00:27,792, Character said: Would you rather go to school dressed
as a hip-hop leprechaun...

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At 00:00:32,959, Character said: This is not a good look.

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At 00:00:35,041, Character said: ...or take a nice, relaxing worm shower?

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At 00:00:40,208, Character said: I don't get it, I take
a warm shower every day.

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At 00:00:42,417, Character said: Aah! You said "worm" not "warm"!

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At 00:00:45,875, Character said: In case you didn't catch that--

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At 00:00:47,208, Character said: Cooper has an extreme fear of worms.

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At 00:00:50,000, Character said: We said we would pick
fun Would You Wrathers?

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At 00:00:52,625, Character said: This is fun, for me.

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At 00:00:58,542, Character said: -[mouse clicks]
-Yes!

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At 00:01:00,875, Character said: Hip-hop leprechaun wins with 98%.

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At 00:01:04,041, Character said: Thank you, Wratherheads.

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At 00:01:07,000, Character said: Okay, worm shower's out.

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At 00:01:10,041, Character said: Which means...

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At 00:01:11,250, Character said: [students chattering]

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At 00:01:12,709, Character said: [hip-hop music playing on boom box]

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At 00:01:25,208, Character said: [theme music playing]

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At 00:01:27,208, Character said: ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪

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At 00:01:28,542, Character said: ♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪

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At 00:01:29,792, Character said: ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪

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At 00:01:30,917, Character said: ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪

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At 00:01:32,208, Character said: ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪

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At 00:01:33,542, Character said: ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪

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At 00:01:35,041, Character said: ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪

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At 00:01:36,166, Character said: ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪

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At 00:01:37,667, Character said: ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

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At 00:01:40,250, Character said: ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪

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At 00:01:42,250, Character said: ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪

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At 00:01:43,500, Character said: ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪

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At 00:01:44,709, Character said: ♪ Or would you rather do that? ♪

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At 00:01:45,875, Character said: ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

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At 00:01:47,458, Character said: ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

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At 00:01:48,709, Character said: ♪ We're doing it with you ♪

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At 00:01:50,166, Character said: ♪ I'd rather do that ♪

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At 00:01:51,291, Character said: ♪ Ask the world
Would you rather do this? ♪

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At 00:01:53,583, Character said: ♪ Would you rather do this? ♪

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At 00:01:54,959, Character said: ♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪

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At 00:01:57,291, Character said: ♪ Don't matter what we do
We're doing it with you ♪

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At 00:01:59,959, Character said: ♪ I'd rather do that ♪

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At 00:02:01,500, Character said: Ask the world!

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At 00:02:03,250, Character said: ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

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At 00:02:08,291, Character said: Sorry for the snack bar food,

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At 00:02:09,583, Character said: but I was just too tired
to cook dinner tonight.

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At 00:02:14,542, Character said: You could at least
act a tiny bit disappointed.

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At 00:02:17,250, Character said: Oh, yeah, miss your cooking, Mom.

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At 00:02:18,959, Character said: Yep. Just not the same.

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At 00:02:20,125, Character said: [mumbling incoherently]

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At 00:02:21,583, Character said: Okay, those weren't even words.

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At 00:02:25,834, Character said: Even the vegetables are deep-fried.

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At 00:02:28,208, Character said: This place gets it.

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At 00:02:30,625, Character said: -Ow!
-[Charlotte] You okay?

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At 00:02:33,333, Character said: Ollie's been sleeping in my bed.

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At 00:02:34,917, Character said: All of a sudden, he's afraid of the dark.

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At 00:02:37,250, Character said: Turns out, he's a sleep kicker,
and pincher,

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At 00:02:39,166, Character said: and biter-- it's been fun.

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At 00:02:42,583, Character said: I'm gonna go get more wings.
These things...

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At 00:02:46,125, Character said: are equally as good
as that brown thing you make.

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At 00:02:49,166, Character said: At least call it by its name:

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At 00:02:51,959, Character said: brown-loaf.

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At 00:02:55,375, Character said: You're a mess,
let's get you cleaned up.

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At 00:02:59,250, Character said: You're probably wondering
why I'm extra smiley today.

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At 00:03:01,792, Character said: You're probably all,
"Hey, what's up with Charlotte?"

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At 00:03:04,291, Character said: Sure, let's go with that.

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At 00:03:06,375, Character said: Caleb, that cute tuba player,
is coming over tomorrow

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At 00:03:09,417, Character said: to continue the chess match
we started yesterday.

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At 00:03:12,875, Character said: We brushed knuckles
when I attacked his rook.

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At 00:03:15,875, Character said: My word, in public?

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At 00:03:22,041, Character said: Hey, what's up, Fred?

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At 00:03:23,625, Character said: Cooper! What are you doing here?!

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At 00:03:25,041, Character said: Just grabbing dinner.

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At 00:03:26,375, Character said: I thought you were hanging out
with your grandpa again.

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At 00:03:28,542, Character said: -How's it going?
-Oh, you know Grandpa.

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At 00:03:31,417, Character said: No, I've never met him.

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At 00:03:32,458, Character said: Hey, Fred, I'll grab us some fries.

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At 00:03:35,375, Character said: That gaming session was intense!

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At 00:03:38,250, Character said: Cooper, Grandpa. Grandpa, Cooper.

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At 00:03:42,041, Character said: Not sure what's happening here,

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At 00:03:43,834, Character said: but I'm Mason.

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At 00:03:46,041, Character said: He gets confused.

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At 00:03:47,625, Character said: We'll get you home soon, Pop-Pop!

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At 00:03:51,250, Character said: Fred, what's going on?

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At 00:03:52,667, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:03:54,542, Character said: Don't wander off! I'll be right back!

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At 00:03:59,959, Character said: Okay. He's a kid from another school
who I met at the rink.

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At 00:04:03,583, Character said: So what's with all the sneaking around?

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At 00:04:07,125, Character said: I didn't want Mason to meet you.

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At 00:04:09,166, Character said: You're too likable. I was worried
he'd ditch me to be friends with you.

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At 00:04:12,583, Character said: But I'd never steal someone's friend.

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At 00:04:14,583, Character said: Kindergarten. May 14th.

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At 00:04:16,667, Character said: I was best buds with Kyle Trout

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At 00:04:18,208, Character said: until he introduced us in the sandbox.

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At 00:04:20,750, Character said: You offered me your pail.

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At 00:04:22,166, Character said: Kyle never stood a chance.

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At 00:04:24,625, Character said: Fred, you don't give yourself
enough credit.

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At 00:04:27,542, Character said: Mason's not gonna jump friends.

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At 00:04:29,417, Character said: You're a cool dude.

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At 00:04:30,583, Character said: Kyle Trout was a cool dude.

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At 00:04:34,125, Character said: You have nothing to worry about.

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At 00:04:36,083, Character said: Maybe I ** being a little dramatic.

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At 00:04:38,166, Character said: I guess we could all hang out tomorrow.

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At 00:04:40,083, Character said: Just stop being so likable.

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At 00:04:42,041, Character said: Don't worry, I can turn it off.

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At 00:04:44,709, Character said: Oh, here, let me get that for you.

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At 00:04:49,417, Character said: Helping an old lady? You're a monster!

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At 00:04:55,500, Character said: Morning, Cami, Charlotte,

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At 00:04:58,041, Character said: Tuba... person.
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At 00:05:01,750, Character said: Mom, you know very well
his name is Caleb.

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At 00:05:04,208, Character said: It's okay, I've been told
I have a very forgettable face.

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At 00:05:08,500, Character said: I'm so sorry, Caleb.

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At 00:05:10,333, Character said: I g***t zero sleep last night.

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At 00:05:13,166, Character said: Ollie's still afraid to sleep alone?

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At 00:05:15,125, Character said: Yep. Poor little guy is suffering so much.

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At 00:05:20,208, Character said: What up, fam?! I know I **!

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At 00:05:27,000, Character said: Okay, that's it. We're getting you over
this "afraid of the dark" thing right now.

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At 00:05:31,750, Character said: Sure, right after I hit the showers.

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At 00:05:36,375, Character said: The two of us are going
into this pitch-black pantry together,

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At 00:05:40,000, Character said: so you can see
there's nothing to be afraid of.

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At 00:05:49,208, Character said: -[Ollie screaming]
-[loud clattering]

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At 00:05:56,375, Character said: Okay, I guess we're not ready for that.

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At 00:06:01,667, Character said: So, that's my family.

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At 00:06:03,458, Character said: They seem...

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At 00:06:05,458, Character said: So it's still your move.

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At 00:06:07,792, Character said: You're quite good at this.

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At 00:06:09,291, Character said: Your face gives nothing away.

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At 00:06:11,000, Character said: Oh, uh,

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At 00:06:12,250, Character said: I can go for long periods of time
without blinking.

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