Coop.and.Cami.Ask.The.World.S01E15_English Subtitles

At 00:00:01,917, Character said: Hey, Wratherheads,

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At 00:00:03,375, Character said: coming at you from a slightly
different angle than usual.

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At 00:00:05,875, Character said: [crash]

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At 00:00:08,041, Character said: Last night, we asked,
would you rather stay up until 4 a.m.,

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At 00:00:10,625, Character said: or wake up at 4 a.m.?
You guys chose, "stay up until 4:00."

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At 00:00:13,959, Character said: So, we did.

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At 00:00:15,125, Character said: The problem is... so did Ollie.

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At 00:00:17,834, Character said: -Stay back, you foul beast!
-[whipping]

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At 00:00:23,583, Character said: He's half asleep,
and has been battling a stuffed animal

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At 00:00:26,000, Character said: with a fishing pole since midnight.

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At 00:00:28,250, Character said: Eat my sword!

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At 00:00:30,667, Character said: [whipping]

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At 00:00:32,000, Character said: Which is why I called in reinforcements.

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At 00:00:34,917, Character said: Cami, I g***t here as quick as I could!

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At 00:00:37,000, Character said: Where's this plate of cheeses
you need me to sample?

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At 00:00:39,834, Character said: The beast has a friend!

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At 00:00:41,542, Character said: An odd little gnome...
who sleeps under the bridge!

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At 00:00:44,959, Character said: Uh, rude! It's called "bed head"?

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At 00:00:47,709, Character said: Attack!

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At 00:00:49,125, Character said: -[whip]
-Ah! Right in my rock hard abs!

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At 00:00:54,417, Character said: [whipping]

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At 00:00:58,166, Character said: [panting] You coulda warned me
Ollie's on a rampage!

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At 00:01:00,458, Character said: But all is forgiven
as long as I get those cheeses.

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At 00:01:02,583, Character said: There's no cheeses!

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At 00:01:04,792, Character said: I brought you in as bait to distract him.

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At 00:01:06,917, Character said: You thought of me?

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At 00:01:08,041, Character said: Wait... do you guys hear that?

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At 00:01:10,375, Character said: I think he might've finally calmed down.

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At 00:01:16,000, Character said: [snoring]

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At 00:01:18,000, Character said: [all] Aww!

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At 00:01:23,500, Character said: [Ollie continues snoring]

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At 00:01:24,709, Character said: Ah-ah-ah--!

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At 00:01:27,083, Character said: Ah-ah-ah--!

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At 00:01:28,667, Character said: [sigh]

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At 00:01:29,667, Character said: Phew! That was a close one.

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At 00:01:31,458, Character said: [crash, glass breaks]

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At 00:01:34,291, Character said: -He lives!
-Ah! Safety turtle!

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At 00:01:39,041, Character said: Victory!

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At 00:01:40,792, Character said: [theme music playing]

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At 00:01:42,792, Character said: ♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪

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At 00:01:44,375, Character said: ♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪

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At 00:01:45,667, Character said: ♪ Share your diary with the world ♪

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At 00:01:46,792, Character said: ♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪

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At 00:01:48,166, Character said: ♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪

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At 00:01:49,458, Character said: ♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪

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At 00:01:50,959, Character said: ♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪

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At 00:01:52,041, Character said: ♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪

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At 00:01:53,750, Character said: ♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

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At 00:01:56,083, Character said: ♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪

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At 00:01:58,041, Character said: -♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪

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At 00:02:00,417, Character said: -♪ Or would you rather do that ♪
-♪ Would you rather do that ♪

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At 00:02:03,250, Character said: ♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

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At 00:02:04,500, Character said: ♪ We're doing it with you ♪

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At 00:02:05,792, Character said: ♪ I'd rather do that ♪

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At 00:02:07,166, Character said: ♪ Ask the world ♪

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At 00:02:08,208, Character said: -♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪

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At 00:02:10,583, Character said: - ♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
- ♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪

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At 00:02:13,125, Character said: ♪ No matter what we do
We're doing it with you ♪

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At 00:02:15,834, Character said: ♪ I'd rather do that ♪

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At 00:02:16,959, Character said: Ask the world!

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At 00:02:19,000, Character said: ♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

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At 00:02:23,125, Character said: Last piece! You wanna do the honors?

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At 00:02:25,709, Character said: Let's do it together.

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At 00:02:28,792, Character said: -And it's good!
-Sweet completion!

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At 00:02:32,500, Character said: [both] Boom!

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At 00:02:33,917, Character said: Ooh, the puzzle sisters are at it again.

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At 00:02:37,917, Character said: I'm gonna go get another one.

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At 00:02:41,166, Character said: So, Mom, I've g***t some news for you.

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At 00:02:44,291, Character said: I've decided to join the Clover Scouts.

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At 00:02:47,166, Character said: You? A Clover Scout?

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At 00:02:49,125, Character said: What's the catch?

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At 00:02:50,208, Character said: No catch!

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At 00:02:51,166, Character said: I just think there are
a lot of valuable life lessons,

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At 00:02:53,583, Character said: and-- okay, you g***t me.

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At 00:02:56,333, Character said: They're having a robotics competition,

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At 00:02:58,125, Character said: and the winner gets to present their robot
in New York Cit-aay!

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At 00:03:03,542, Character said: Honey! That's great!

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At 00:03:05,500, Character said: I loved being a Clover Mom for Charlotte.

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At 00:03:08,500, Character said: Are you two having "Clover talk"?
What's going on? What's up? What's up?

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At 00:03:12,417, Character said: Clover Scouts added a Robotics Badge,
and I'm going to get it.

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At 00:03:15,834, Character said: A new... badge? Can they even do that?

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At 00:03:17,875, Character said: Because I earned all 93
when I was a Clover Scout,

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At 00:03:20,333, Character said: and my name was in the paper.

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At 00:03:21,792, Character said: We know. You made a puzzle out of it.

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At 00:03:25,083, Character said: Oh, this is gonna be so much fun!
What kind of robot should we make?

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At 00:03:28,375, Character said: -I was thinking--
-I need that 94th badge!

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At 00:03:30,834, Character said: My vest is incomplete.

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At 00:03:32,709, Character said: Mom, start the car, we're taking my vest

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At 00:03:34,500, Character said: for a full steam cleaning,
and I'm signing back-up!

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At 00:03:37,375, Character said: Sweetie, breathe.

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At 00:03:39,250, Character said: You can't be a Clover Scout anymore,
you're past the age cut off.

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At 00:03:42,750, Character said: Well, I'll sue them, then.

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At 00:03:45,417, Character said: Charlotte,
I don't even care about the badge.

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At 00:03:47,625, Character said: You can have it.

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At 00:03:48,709, Character said: Really?! Thanks!

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At 00:03:50,041, Character said: [harsh whisper]
I'm gonna call the paper!

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At 00:03:54,250, Character said: Alright, Ollie.

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At 00:03:55,667, Character said: Since it was our fault
you slept till 3:00,

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At 00:03:57,792, Character said: I'm treating you to a late breakfast.

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At 00:04:00,208, Character said: Afternoon eggs!

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At 00:04:02,959, Character said: Where are you with the eggs, Fred?

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At 00:04:04,458, Character said: Don't rush me!

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At 00:04:05,875, Character said: Choosing the perfect egg
is not an easy task.

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At 00:04:10,709, Character said: So, you excited
I'm taking you fishing tomorrow?

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At 00:04:13,583, Character said: Yeah, I'm gonna catch
so many fish with my sword.

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At 00:04:17,417, Character said: Again, it's a fishing pole.

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At 00:04:20,000, Character said: I worry about you sometimes.

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At 00:04:22,875, Character said: But, as your big brother,
it's time I introduce you

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At 00:04:25,208, Character said: to the awesomeness of fishing.
Just you and me, out on the open water...

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At 00:04:29,000, Character said: -And Fred.
-And Fred.

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At 00:04:31,125, Character said: And Fred.

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At 00:04:33,917, Character said: My first fishing trip was with Dad,
and it was the best day ever!

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At 00:04:37,208, Character said: I'm gonna teach you

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At 00:04:38,625, Character said: that this is way more than just a sword.

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At 00:04:41,709, Character said: I know that. It's, also, a nose-picker.

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At 00:04:45,625, Character said: It's not a nose-picker,
and neither is your toothbrush.

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At 00:04:49,500, Character said: Right...

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At 00:04:51,333, Character said: my toothbrush.

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At 00:04:55,125, Character said: Okay! Here I go, the perfect egg!

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At 00:04:59,250, Character said: [Fred breathing excitedly]
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At 00:05:00,458, Character said: Crack this baby open and fry her up!

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At 00:05:04,458, Character said: -[hard bang]
-Ha!

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At 00:05:06,125, Character said: You, old chum, have been Fred'ed!

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At 00:05:09,166, Character said: Why'd you give me a hardboiled egg?

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At 00:05:10,834, Character said: Because you can't cook it!

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At 00:05:12,125, Character said: Gotcha!

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At 00:05:14,542, Character said: Is this is the kind of "fun"
I can expect on the boat?

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At 00:05:19,875, Character said: He doesn't understand
this insane prank war

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At 00:05:22,542, Character said: we're in the middle of,

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At 00:05:23,792, Character said: after you locked me
in the bathroom last week?

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At 00:05:26,041, Character said: You locked yourself in.

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At 00:05:28,417, Character said: There was a lot of crying,
who can remember the details?

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At 00:05:32,208, Character said: Face it, Coop, I g***t you good.

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At 00:05:34,375, Character said: The prank ball is in your court, sir.

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At 00:05:36,834, Character said: Sure. Game on, buddy.

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At 00:05:41,083, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:05:42,125, Character said: Cooper, I just wanted to make sure
you...