The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E12.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,175, Character said: Back in the '80s,

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At 00:00:03,264, Character said: the Oscars crowned the best
dramatic films of the time.

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At 00:00:05,179, Character said: Nothing could beat
a heart-wrenching story,

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At 00:00:07,311, Character said: masterful direction,
or a powerful performance.

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At 00:00:10,271, Character said: My family, however,
didn't think so.

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At 00:00:12,403, Character said: Places in the Heart.

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At 00:00:14,405, Character said: Who cares about
a lady saving a farm?

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At 00:00:17,539, Character said: Sally Field needs to stick
to being the Bandit's
main squeeze.

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At 00:00:20,150, Character said: The Bandit was clearly
a criminal.

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At 00:00:21,456, Character said: Smokey's the star,
in my book.

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At 00:00:23,066, Character said: And that's why
he's the fun husband.

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At 00:00:24,589, Character said: Splash should've
swept everything.

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At 00:00:26,635, Character said: It taught the important lesson
that fish can talk and love!

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At 00:00:28,941, Character said: What I want to know is,

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At 00:00:30,769, Character said: where are all the great
mother-son movies?

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At 00:00:32,771, Character said: And mother-daughter
movies.

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At 00:00:35,165, Character said: No need to include me
in whatever cuckoo bananas
you're about to share.

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At 00:00:37,733, Character said: A mom and her Schmoo
rescue an ark from the Nazis.

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At 00:00:40,823, Character said: She and her squish
go top-gunning.

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At 00:00:43,217, Character said: A mama and her three poopies
hunt down a killer shark.

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At 00:00:46,176, Character said: These movies write themselves.

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At 00:00:47,612, Character said: Because no one else
is going to.

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At 00:00:49,092, Character said: Oh! They're announcing
Best Picture!

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At 00:00:50,746, Character said: And the winner is...

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At 00:00:52,313, Character said: Amadeus!

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At 00:00:53,792, Character said: Oh, that's a shame.

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At 00:00:55,098, Character said: Amadeus--
it's not even a real word.

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At 00:00:57,753, Character said: Amadeus is Wolfgang Mozart's
middle name.

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At 00:01:00,103, Character said: The movie's about
his musical genius

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At 00:01:01,887, Character said: and his rival Salieri's
murderous jealousy.

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At 00:01:03,715, Character said: Before he composed anything,

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At 00:01:05,500, Character said: his mother composed him
in her lady tuba.

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At 00:01:08,677, Character said: Lady tuba?

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At 00:01:10,331, Character said: Well, then there needs
to be a prequel

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At 00:01:11,375, Character said: that focuses only on her--

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At 00:01:13,986, Character said: Mom-adeus.

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At 00:01:15,205, Character said: I will
never see that.

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At 00:01:17,033, Character said: We haven't been to the movies
since we had our baby,

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At 00:01:18,991, Character said: so how do you know
what "Amadeus" is about?

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At 00:01:20,297, Character said: Uh.

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At 00:01:21,951, Character said: Hey, Schmoo, when are you gonna
be up there thanking me

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At 00:01:23,779, Character said: and hilariously forgetting
to thank your wife?

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At 00:01:26,173, Character said: Probably never because
the Academy doesn't appreciate

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At 00:01:28,827, Character said: how hard a comedy is to write.

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At 00:01:30,916, Character said: I toiled over
my most recent script,

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At 00:01:33,397, Character said: a spoof of
A Passage to India

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At 00:01:35,269, Character said: called A Passage to Lydia.

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At 00:01:37,140, Character said: Lydia!
That's a lady's name!

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At 00:01:39,577, Character said: Have you seen
the original movie?

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At 00:01:40,926, Character said: Why would I watch something
I'm just gonna make fun of?

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At 00:01:43,712, Character said: It's about racial prejudice
during the British
colonial era.

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At 00:01:45,757, Character said: Oh, is it?

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At 00:01:47,237, Character said: According to the poster.

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At 00:01:49,021, Character said: Exactly how many movies
have you seen
without me, Geoff?

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At 00:01:50,893, Character said: You know, uh,
close to none.

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At 00:01:52,938, Character said: Drama.

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At 00:01:54,375, Character said: I'm on the edge
of my floor!

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At 00:01:55,941, Character said: Shh!
This is the best part.

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At 00:01:57,204, Character said: How... many?

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At 00:01:58,944, Character said: The normal amount.

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At 00:02:00,598, Character said: Give me the number, husband.

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At 00:02:01,991, Character said: She's so powerful
in this.

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At 00:02:03,514, Character said: The tension is too much.

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At 00:02:05,212, Character said: It's like watching the sequel
to Who Ate My Cream Cheese?

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At 00:02:07,214, Character said: All of them, okay?
I've seen all the movies!

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At 00:02:08,867, Character said: Sometimes twice!

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At 00:02:10,042, Character said: - Yes!
- Predictable, but satisfying.

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At 00:02:12,828, Character said: They're flawed characters,
but you root for 'em!

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At 00:02:17,398, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:02:19,400, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:02:25,057, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:02:26,972, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪

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At 00:02:30,237, Character said: It was January 18th,
1980-something,

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At 00:02:32,239, Character said: and my newly single mom
wasn't good at picking up

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At 00:02:34,632, Character said: on attention
from the opposite s***x.

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At 00:02:36,243, Character said: Hey, Beverly,
let me help you with that.

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At 00:02:38,375, Character said: Especially when it came from
her charming co-worker,
Mr. Perott.

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At 00:02:40,856, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:42,336, Character said: Whatever's in there
smells great.

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At 00:02:44,251, Character said: Or is that you?

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At 00:02:45,600, Character said: It's the seven lasagnas.

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At 00:02:47,297, Character said: My fridge at home
just doesn't have the space.

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At 00:02:49,212, Character said: - Oh.
- Helen, I love that blouse.

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At 00:02:51,040, Character said: It's the same one
I wore yesterday.

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At 00:02:53,085, Character said: I woke up in the park.

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At 00:02:55,392, Character said: But the less you know,
the less likely you'll be
called in to testify.

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At 00:02:58,178, Character said: Speaking of nice outfits,
that's a great sweater, Beverly.

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At 00:03:01,181, Character said: Thank you, Joe.
I don't love
that shirt on you.

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At 00:03:04,271, Character said: It draws all the color
out of your face,

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At 00:03:06,403, Character said: and you're already very pale
to begin with.

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At 00:03:08,449, Character said: Yep,
she really wasn't
used to attention.

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At 00:03:10,059, Character said: Terrible news.

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At 00:03:12,148, Character said: Ms. Kramer was home gardening,
and she hoe'd off
her pinky toe.

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At 00:03:14,846, Character said: - Oh, no.
- How horrible!

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At 00:03:15,891, Character said: Been there.

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At 00:03:17,371, Character said: Worse yet, she's the only
faculty member

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At 00:03:19,286, Character said: that I could bamboozle into
running the yearbook committee.

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At 00:03:21,897, Character said: I'd be happy to take over.

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At 00:03:23,638, Character said: Thank you, Beverly,
but be prepared

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At 00:03:25,292, Character said: to waste hours
of your life on this.

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At 00:03:27,119, Character said: I can help out.

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At 00:03:29,121, Character said: We can waste hours
of our lives together.

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At 00:03:30,645, Character said: - Wait, what's happening?
- Thank you, Joe.

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At 00:03:32,777, Character said: I-It's really just
a one-person job.

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At 00:03:34,257, Character said: I'd love to get started.

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At 00:03:35,998, Character said: What's your afternoon
looking like?-I'm totally free.

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At 00:03:37,521, Character said: Don't you have appointments
with the students?

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At 00:03:39,349, Character said: Honestly,
they mostly just listen

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At 00:03:40,698, Character said: to what their friends say.

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At 00:03:42,526, Character said: - Should we head to my office?
- Yearbook team. So exciting!

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At 00:03:46,356, Character said: I think old James Dean
likes blondie.

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At 00:03:49,185, Character said: Obviously, Helen.
Thanks for coming to.

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At 00:03:51,056, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:03:53,755, Character said: As Mr. Perott
was looking for some
quality time with my mom,

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At 00:03:55,800, Character said: Dave Kim was home from college
looking for my expertise.

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At 00:03:58,890, Character said: So, I have a huge favor to ask.

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At 00:04:01,893, Character said: Will you read my script?

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At 00:04:03,504, Character said: You... wrote a script?

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At 00:04:05,419, Character said: I took a screenwriting
elective on a lark.

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At 00:04:07,595, Character said: You want me to take time out
of my day to read your script?

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At 00:04:11,773, Character said: ** I saying it weird?

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At 00:04:13,209, Character said: I'll read this
on one condition.

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At 00:04:16,212, Character said: No matter
how harsh my criticism is,
you can't be mad at me.

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At 00:04:19,259, Character said: I'd never be mad at you.

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At 00:04:21,043, Character said: It's gonna feel like an anvil
crushing your heart,

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At 00:04:22,740, Character said: your head, and your groin
all at once.

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At 00:04:24,742, Character said: I've been kicked down there
many a time.

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At 00:04:27,223, Character said: Dave Kim's lower half
is made of stronger stuff
than you'd think.

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At 00:04:29,747, Character said: Amadoofus?

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At 00:04:31,662, Character said: It's a comedic spoof
of Amadeus.

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At 00:04:34,361, Character said: Hey, have you seen
Muriel's binkie? Wh--

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