The Madame Blanc Mysteries s04e05 Antique Antics Subtitles

00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,And for the final piece
of treasure of the day,

00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,let's head over to Elaine.

00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,So, who do we have next?

00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,- I'm Gloria.
- Good luck, Gloria.

00:00:11,921 --> 00:00:13,I'm now gonna hand you over

00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,to the expertly
seasoned hands of Elaine.

00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,Hello, Gloria.

00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,Psst!
So, where have you come from today?

00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,- Oh, I'm the local mechanic.
- Wonderful.

00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,Yeah. You look much
younger in real life.

00:00:26,441 --> 00:00:27,Oh!

00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,Too kind. So, what
have you brought along today?

00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:32,Amateurs!

00:00:32,961 --> 00:00:35,I've brought this painting.
Oh, this isn't a painting.

00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,It's a lithograph by Robert Hillingford.

00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,Probably early 20th century.

00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,What's a lithograph?

00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,Hm.

00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,It's a printing process
using a flat stone or metal plate

00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,on which the image areas
are worked using a greasy substance

00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,so that the ink adheres to them

00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,whilst the non-image areas
are made ink-repellent.

00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,It's not painted on paper.

00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,Right.

00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,Mm-hm. Is it a family heirloom?

00:01:06,401 --> 00:01:08,No. It's always hung
in the garage toilet.

00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,I thought it looked posh,
so I brought it here.

00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:15,Well, it's an image
of Wellington at Waterloo.

00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:20,The ink distribution is... very smooth.

00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:21,Right.

00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,And worth around...

00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,..600 euro.

00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,Oh. Ooh!

00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,TITTERING

00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,Cut.

00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,OK. Brilliant.

00:01:32,321 --> 00:01:34,Everyone out to the terrace
for summing up with David,

00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,then on to the final link with Nick.

00:01:37,761 --> 00:01:39,Thank you so much
for bringing this today.

00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,It is absolutely stunning.

00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,Does it take pride of place...?

00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,They don't need the boom on this one
because David's been miked up,

00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,whatever that means.

00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,David's skin is surprisingly
good for his age.

00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,He hardly needed any powder.

00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,Well, he's probably
had work done, darling.

00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,Most of these TV types do.

00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,Oh, darling, you're absolutely right.

00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,I must get the number of his surgeon.

00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,Ready, Nick?

00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,And... action.

00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,What a wonderful time we've had
in the beautiful Sainte-Victoire.

00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,And next week, get your castanets out

00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,as the European road trip continues.

00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,Bilbao, Spain.

00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,See you then.

00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,Cut!

00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,And that's a wrap.
CHEERING

00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,SCREAMING

00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,MURMOURING

00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,Call an ambulance!

00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,? Do you remember the first time

00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:12,? That my eyes set on you?

00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,? Your smile came from nowhere

00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,? For some time never

00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,? Or some time soon

00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,? The road is a long one

00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:31,? I was only passing through

00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:40,? I was only passing through. ?

00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,Jean, we're having a nightmare.

00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,The rest of the crew
are stranded at Gatwick.

00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,God knows how we're gonna film today.

00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,Well, why did you drive?
'Elaine won't fly.'

00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,And Paul doesn't trust the
baggage control with his equipment.

00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,And then trust the van to break down!

00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,You're good to go.
But thanks for sending Gloria.

00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:09,I'll follow you up there
just in case she blows again.

00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,Brilliant. Thank you so much.

00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,Hey. Hey, Jean.

00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,Sorry about all of this.

00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,Oh. Hi, Paul.
Blimey, you're looking trim.

00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,Thank you very much, Jean.

00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,- See you in a bit.
- Thanks.

00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,See you later, love.

00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,See you, love.

00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,Hey, there's a queue
forming outside already.

00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:31,And there's a fella at the front
with what looks like a sleeping bag.

00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,That's a bit keen, innit?

00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,Oh, that must be the chap
that gave me this for Elaine.

00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,I must remember to pass it on.

00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,Antique Antics is a very popular show.

00:04:41,361 --> 00:04:43,Thank you, Jean,
for suggesting they filmed it here.

00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,It was David's idea, actually.

00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,I'm surprised he came back
after what happened last time.

00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,Yeah, I do feel a bit bad about that.

00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,What happened?

00:04:50,611 --> 00:04:53,Oh, David married a madman who tried
to kill him in Jean's house.

00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:57,Yeah. The producer, Paul,
is an old university friend of mine,

00:04:57,441 --> 00:04:59,and when he offered me the job
as a pundit on the show,

00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,well, I instantly offered
David up instead.

00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,Did you not fancy it?

00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,No, it's not my bag.

00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,But, David, he's always first
in the queue at the karaoke,

00:05:09,361 --> 00:05:11,and I thought it'd be right
up his street. And I was right.

00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,He's a big superstar now.

00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,You turned down Antique Antics?

00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,Are you mad?

00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,You could have made us all famous.

00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,No, it'd have made me famous, Judith,

00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,and I couldn't think of anything worse.

00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:28,But anyway, they're filming
in your beautiful summerhouse.

00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,I mean, how exciting is that?
Yes!

00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,That queue is getting massive.

00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,I might get housekeeping

00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,to set up a little drinks corner
for refreshments.

00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:40,Can't look a gift horse
in the mouth, eh?

00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,HE CHUCKLES

00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:45,Oh, once an entrepreneur,
always an entrepreneur.

00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,I'd better give him a hand.

00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:53,I'll say it again - that was
a very nice thing you did for David.

00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,Well, there...
Hm?

00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,..might have been another reason
why I turned down the job.

00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,Oh, yeah?

00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,Well, I'd have spent
loads of time filming away,

00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,and right now,
I'm exactly where I wanna be.

00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,Well, that's a coincidence.

00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,They're here!

00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,Ooh.

00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,Hey, Jean, this is dead exciting.

00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,You never told me! I'm nipping home
for a painting to get it valued.

00:06:21,831 --> 00:06:23,If you want a painting valued,
I'll do it for you.

00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,Yeah. You can't get me on the telly.

00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,See you in a bit.

00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,SHE SCOFFS,
LAUGHS

00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,APPLAUSE

00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,Thank you. There she is.

00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,Hi! You look smashing. Oh.

00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,Hey, can I get one of those?

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