Triangle.of.Sadness.2022 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:52,487 So, what are the most important aspects of being a male model? 2 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,445 Look good. 3 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:57,405 Yes? And? 4 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,972 - Er, that's it. - And walk! 5 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:03,411 Look good and walk? But not at the same time, right? 6 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:07,197 - Most of the times at the same time. - Really? Can you do that? 7 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:11,419 - Er, sure. - Please show us! Yes, yes, go ahead. 8 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:13,116 Whoo! Yeah! 9 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,385 Thank you. Next! 10 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:25,346 Okay... Hello, hello, hello. 11 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,958 What do we have here? 12 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,916 - Hey, there. - What's up, man? 13 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:34,398 So, I want to know, did your parents support you in being a male model? 14 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,357 All the way, right from the start. 15 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,534 - Even your father? - Even my father, yeah. Why? 16 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:43,407 He wanted you to enter this industry where you earn only 1/3 of the women, 17 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,844 where you constantly have to maneuver homosexual men 18 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,846 who want to sleep with you? 19 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:58,814 'I'm Lewis Taylor, and I'm standing here with my very best friend...' 20 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,511 - What was your name? - Er, Carl. 21 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:01,860 My best friend Carl! 22 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:04,602 - How are you today, Carl? - Yeah, good, good. 23 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:08,998 So, is this runway casting for a grumpy brand or a smiley brand? 24 00:02:09,041 --> 00:02:11,435 Er, I don't know, man. I don't know. 25 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:14,134 Well, smiley brands are the cheap ones, 26 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,571 and the more expensive the brand gets, 27 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:19,139 you start to look down on your consumer. 28 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:22,490 Like, if you want to be a part of this "von oben" one-man in-crowd, 29 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,666 you have to show us some serious cash. 30 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:28,713 - So it's a grumpy brand, yeah? - Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! 31 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,716 And if you get the job, you will get to wear exclusive clothing, 32 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,023 and look down on your consumer. 33 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,156 Okay, Carl. Show us some of that grumpy look. 34 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,810 - No, no... - Yeah, let's go! 35 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,856 Come on, Carl! You can do it. 36 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,165 Yes! "Don't you dare talk to me! 37 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,733 "I'm an Aryan 'UÜbermensch', too obsessed with the image of myself 38 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:53,477 "to be involved with anything that doesn't fit my stylized image of the world." 39 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,131 Wait... 40 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,178 "Suddenly, I'm dressed in something way less expensive. 41 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,918 "It's H&M!" 42 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,920 Everybody, come together! 43 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:05,620 "You can too be a part of this happy, smiling group of mixed skin colors, 44 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:09,189 - "- for not that much money! - everyonesequal, 45 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:12,496 "#happylife, #stopclimatechange." 46 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:16,500 Oh, no! Oh! I ** so sorry, darling. 47 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:20,504 I didn't see that it was Balenciaga you're wearing. 48 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:23,507 "We are strong and tough and unapproachable!" 49 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,596 Show me that Balenciaga look! 50 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:30,297 Oh, I'm sorry, I think it's back to H&M again! 51 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:34,039 "Yeah! We're just kidding. We're so cheap, we're so happy!" 52 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,041 Everybody, come closer together! 53 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:39,175 Balenciaga is back! Ooh, fiercer than ever! 54 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,916 "We are stone cold. 55 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,397 "Yes! Oh, my God, get away from us!" 56 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,442 H&M is here again! 57 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,748 Balenciaga! 58 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:47,966 And H&M! 59 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,272 Balenciaga! 60 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,187 And H&M! 61 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,537 Oh, everybody, give it up for these guys! 62 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,671 Fabulous! Fabulous, Carl! 63 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,767 Here... 64 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,552 - Hi. - Hello. 65 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,641 How are you guys doing? 66 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,829 - Oh, it's you? - Yeah. 67 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,918 You can hardly tell it's the same guy. 68 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,442 How old is this perfume campaign? 69 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:31,358 When was it? Er, three years ago. 70 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:35,623 - And then maybe a year after that. - Okay... 71 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,929 So you do castings again, then? 72 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,497 Yeah. 73 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,760 Could you do a little walk for us? 74 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:46,721 Er... Just quick. No smiling. No stopping. 75 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,113 Yeah. 76 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,299 One more time. 77 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:04,478 Okay. 78 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,874 Okay... 79 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:14,792 Today, fashion is not just about surface. It's about the inside. 80 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:17,969 Think about a tune that you like when you walk. 81 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,623 Look at me. 82 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:30,547 - Can you do that? - Yeah, so like a rhythm? 83 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,419 Yeah. Go! 84 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:46,781 Can you relax your Triangle of Sadness? 85 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,567 - It's like between your eyebrows here. - Okay. 86 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:52,743 A little bit more... 87 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:56,356 Okay. And open your mouth so you look a little bit more available. 88 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,012 Okay, not that much. A little bit less. 89 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:04,451 Okay. Thank you very much. 90 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,542 - Thank you. - Thanks. 91 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,239 Next, please! 92 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,030 - Hi! - Hi. 93 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:47,232 ♪ Yeah, man-made powers, Stood like a tower 94 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,757 ♪ Higher and higher, hello 95 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:55,023 ♪ And the higher you go, you feel lower, oh 96 00:06:55,676 --> 00:07:00,985 ♪ I... was born free, born free 97 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,987 ♪ Born free 98 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,157 - Where can I sit? - Sorry? 99 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:29,509 - I don't have a seat now. - Can you just...? There's a seat. 100 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,250 Just right up there. Yeah. Just there. 101 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,169 Yaya! Yaya! 102 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:29,351 Yaya, look here. Look here, Yaya! 103 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,007 Yaya! 104 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,488 Yaya! 105 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,856 Thank you, sir. 106 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,654 Thank you, honey. 107 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,004 That's so sweet of you. 108 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,453 Do you like the place? 109 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,891 - A little stuffy? - A little stuffy. 110 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,639 What? 111 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,992 I don't know, you looked like you were thinking there. 112 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,776 No, I'm not. I'm not. 113 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,214 Cool. 114 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,437 I can tell there's something's wrong. Just talk to me, what is it? 115 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,139 No, it's just... 116 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,793 When you say... 117 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:08,406 When you say, "Thank you, honey" like that... 118 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,931 You don't really give me an option but to pay. 119 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,936 It was just an observation. Just something I've noticed. 120 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,856 - We can split the bill if you like. - No, no... 121 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:26,424 - I can whip out a calculator... - No, no, okay. 122 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,426 - How many glasses of wine did you have? - Oh, sure... 123 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,429 - You had, like, three more. - That's not what I mean. 124 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,910 Yeah, I think it all evens out, you know. 125 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,696 Hmm... 126 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,308 Don't you remember last night? You said you were gonna... 127 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,399 You said you were gonna pay for food today. 128 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:49,926 At the end of the meal, you said, "Thanks. Tomorrow I'll get it." 129 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,322 Sure, but then you picked up the bill, 130 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,803 and I thought you wanted to pay, so I said, "Thank you, honey." 131 00:11:56,846 --> 00:12:00,850 - But it was there for such a long time... - I didn't see it. 132 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,508 - You didn't see it? - I, er... 133 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,206 No, I didn't. I didn't see it. 134 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,644 Or I didn't notice it. We were just having...