Newhart S02E07 Subtitles

At 00:01:14,741, Character said: - [ chuckles ]

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At 00:01:17,411, Character said: - What is it, D***k?

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At 00:01:18,678, Character said: - Oh, it's something
in the paper that's funny.

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At 00:01:21,748, Character said: Here, read it.
It's a short paragraph.

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At 00:01:39,199, Character said: George?

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At 00:01:45,439, Character said: - George,
I'm gonna need you

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At 00:01:46,473, Character said: to do some repair work
in room four.

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At 00:01:48,509, Character said: - Oh, okay. I'll have
to finish this later.

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At 00:01:52,846, Character said: - Thank goodness those
people are checking out.

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At 00:01:55,249, Character said: - You mean
the klutz family?

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At 00:01:56,583, Character said: - Can't believe it.

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At 00:01:57,751, Character said: They broke
their water pitcher,

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At 00:01:59,052, Character said: broke the light
in the bathroom,

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At 00:02:00,154, Character said: broke the door jamb

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At 00:02:01,488, Character said: and spilled grape juice
on the bedspread.

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At 00:02:03,190, Character said: They are absolutely
the clumsiest people

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At 00:02:05,292, Character said: I've ever seen
in my life.

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At 00:02:06,826, Character said: - Well, we're checking out.

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At 00:02:09,796, Character said: - Oh! Are you okay?

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At 00:02:12,299, Character said: - I'm fine.
- Are you sure?

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At 00:02:13,800, Character said: - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

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At 00:02:15,269, Character said: - Oh!

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At 00:02:17,704, Character said: - Sorry about that.

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At 00:02:19,039, Character said: - That's okay.

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At 00:02:20,641, Character said: - Here. Just put that
on our bill.

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At 00:02:23,477, Character said: So what do we owe you?

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At 00:02:25,212, Character said: - Let's see.
It's $35 for the room,

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At 00:02:28,582, Character said: and damages to the room,
say, 40.

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At 00:02:33,387, Character said: Let's figure $75.

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At 00:02:35,322, Character said: - Here's 100. That'll
take care of the sink, too.

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At 00:02:38,659, Character said: Thank you very much.
Watch your step, honey.

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At 00:02:42,062, Character said: - Here. Let me
take your luggage.

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At 00:02:44,264, Character said: - That's okay.
I've g***t it.

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At 00:02:45,699, Character said: - Here. Let me
get the door for you.

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At 00:02:48,068, Character said: - Thank you. You folks
have been swell. Goodbye.

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At 00:02:51,738, Character said: - Bye-bye.
- Drive carefully.

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At 00:02:52,906, Character said: - Right.

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At 00:02:53,907, Character said: - Bye.
- Bye-bye.

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At 00:02:56,076, Character said: - Oh, I hope those people
never come back.

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At 00:02:58,878, Character said: - This came off your door.

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At 00:03:04,384, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:03:08,021, Character said: [ telephone rings ]

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At 00:03:09,022, Character said: - I'll get it.

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At 00:03:10,324, Character said: - Here, George.

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At 00:03:11,658, Character said: - I'd better get my toolbox.

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At 00:03:14,328, Character said: - Hello? Stratford Inn.

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At 00:03:16,062, Character said: Yes, she is.
May I ask who's calling?

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At 00:03:19,065, Character said: One second.

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At 00:03:20,534, Character said: Stephanie, telephone.

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At 00:03:21,801, Character said: - Who is it?
- John.

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At 00:03:23,704, Character said: - John who?

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At 00:03:24,705, Character said: - I don't know.
He just said John.

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At 00:03:26,873, Character said: - D***k, in the future, could you
please try to get last names?

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At 00:03:29,576, Character said: I'm on my way to the phone,

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At 00:03:30,877, Character said: and I don't know if
I'm gonna be talking

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At 00:03:31,978, Character said: to a wonderful guy
or a turnip.

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At 00:03:34,748, Character said: - Sorry.

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At 00:03:35,982, Character said: - Hi, John.

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At 00:03:37,484, Character said: Oh, John, hi!
You lucked out.

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At 00:03:41,221, Character said: Thursday night? I'm
looking forward to it. Why?

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At 00:03:46,793, Character said: Oh. Well, can I ask
why you're breaking it?

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At 00:03:51,865, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:54,668, Character said: I see.

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At 00:03:57,170, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:03:59,005, Character said: So Thursday night, you'll
actually be on your honeymoon.

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At 00:04:05,779, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:04:07,481, Character said: Well, listen, I don't
want to let you keep me.

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At 00:04:11,351, Character said: Well, have a nice ceremony
and thanks for calling. Bye.

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At 00:04:15,789, Character said: Crud.

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At 00:04:17,557, Character said: - Someone you had a date
with is getting married?

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At 00:04:20,193, Character said: - Yes. John Pelham.

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At 00:04:21,728, Character said: - What's the matter?

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At 00:04:22,996, Character said: - John Pelham comes from

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At 00:04:24,097, Character said: one of the oldest families
in New England.

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At 00:04:26,400, Character said: He's in the top
of his class at Dartmouth.

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At 00:04:29,169, Character said: He has charm, he has wit,
he has intelligence,

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At 00:04:32,506, Character said: and tomorrow he's going
to have a wife.

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At 00:04:34,441, Character said: Double crud!

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At 00:04:36,943, Character said: - Stephanie, you're acting
like you've been jilted.

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At 00:04:39,279, Character said: Three minutes ago, you weren't
even sure who this guy was.

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At 00:04:41,415, Character said: - Well, now I remember
and now I'm heartbroken.

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At 00:04:45,218, Character said: - Look, Stephanie,
you may be disappointed,

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At 00:04:47,587, Character said: but I'm sure John Pelham

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At 00:04:48,722, Character said: isn't the only good
prospect at Dartmouth.

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At 00:04:50,957, Character said: - Well, he is.

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At 00:04:52,158, Character said: - Well, you don't know
everyone at Dartmouth.

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At 00:04:54,060, Character said: - Yes, I do.

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At 00:04:55,395, Character said: - Well, I think you're
being ridiculous.

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At 00:04:57,130, Character said: - Well, I think you're
being mean and insensitive.

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At 00:04:58,998, Character said: - Stephanie!
- You don't understand.

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At 00:05:02,402, Character said: Nobody in this inn
understands.

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At 00:05:04,504, Character said: - What are you
talking about?

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At 00:05:05,839, Character said: - Nobody in the whole world
understands anything about me.

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At 00:05:08,375, Character said: I'm going for a walk

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At 00:05:09,776, Character said: and I don't care what the
wind does to my complexion.

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At 00:05:13,780, Character said: - Oh, hi, Steph.

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At 00:05:15,281, Character said: - And you're no better
than the rest of 'em!

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At 00:05:20,286, Character said: - Problem?

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At 00:05:22,489, Character said: - Stephanie's
just a little upset.

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At 00:05:24,958, Character said: - Can you believe
she did that?

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At 00:05:26,526, Character said: - Honey, I'm sure
she's just going out

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At 00:05:28,027, Character said: to, you know, cool off.

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At 00:05:29,463, Character said: - Well, that should be easy.
It's 28 degrees out there.

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At 00:05:32,466, Character said: - Hey, Joanna,
have you seen my toolbox?

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At 00:05:36,069, Character said: - Excuse me.

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At 00:05:37,771, Character said: - D***k, let me
just say one word,

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At 00:05:40,240, Character said: and if you're not interested,
I'll never mention it again.

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At 00:05:42,642, Character said: - I'm not interested.

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At 00:05:44,411, Character said: - The word is cannon.

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At 00:05:47,547, Character said: Okay, you need more words.

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At 00:05:49,048, Character said: All right, look,

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At 00:05:50,250, Character said: what's the name of my cafe?
The Minuteman.

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At 00:05:52,753, Character said: And you live
in an historic inn

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At 00:05:53,920, Character said: built in revolutionary days.

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At 00:05:55,255, Character said: What could be more perfect

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At 00:05:56,423, Character said: lining the walk
between the Stratford Inn

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At 00:05:57,858, Character said: and the Minuteman Cafe

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At 00:05:59,058, Character said: than an authentic World War I
German cannon?

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At 00:06:02,996, Character said: - What in the world
are you talking about?

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At 00:06:05,298, Character said: - I'm talking about
beautifying our landscape

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At 00:06:07,801, Character said: with a little artillery.

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At 00:06:11,805, Character said: Cannons will attract
the curious.

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At 00:06:13,306, Character said: Kids would get a kick
out of them.

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At 00:06:14,808, Character said: They'd wanna sit on them.
We could charge 'em for that.

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At 00:06:18,344, Character said: - There is only one reason
I can think of

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At 00:06:20,380, Character said: I would want a cannon
right now.

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At 00:06:21,882, Character said: - Listen,
if we're interested,

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At 00:06:23,216, Character said: Gunther says we've g***t
to act quickly.

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At 00:06:25,652, Character said: - Gunther?
- What do you say?

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At 00:06:27,587, Character said: - I ** not buying a cannon.

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At 00:06:29,255, Character said: - You can't buy a cannon.
You have to buy six.

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At 00:06:33,259, Character said: - I'm not buying
a six-pack of cannons.

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At 00:06:35,695, Character said: - Okay, look,
I'll talk to Gunther.

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At 00:06:38,164, Character said: Maybe he'll let us buy one.
- One what?

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At 00:06:40,500, Character said: - D***k's thinking about
buying a cannon.

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At 00:06:49,709, Character said: - I really love snow.

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At 00:06:52,045, Character said: It looks so peaceful
coming down.

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At 00:06:54,548, Character said: It makes you think everything's
right with the world.

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At 00:06:59,719, Character said: - Hey, have you seen
Stephanie?

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At 00:07:01,822, Character said: I went to call her for dinner
and she's not in her room.

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At 00:07:03,623, Character said: - I'm sure she's...