Ghosts.2021.S04E15.1080p.HEVC.x265-MeGusta Subtitles

00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,How're we hanging?

00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:08,Oh, hey. Hey, what's up?

00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:10,Is that Pete? Is Pete back?

00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:11,- Is that Pete?
- No, Jay.

00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,It's just Thor.

00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,Just? Thor not love that.

00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,Jay's
a little anxious.

00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,He's waiting on some big news.

00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:19,Last week, a critic

00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,from the Hudson Valley Gazette

00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,came to review the restaurant.

00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,A couple of us
ghosts sussed it out

00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,when we overheard him
talking on his cell phone

00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,in the parking lot
when he was leaving.

00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,Anyway, we sent Pete
to the Gazette offices

00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:32,to spy on the reviewer
and find out in advance

00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,if it's a good review
or a bad review.

00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,You know, I don't even care.
Reviews aren't important.

00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,What matters is whether or
not I'm proud of the food.

00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,Which I **.

00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,So I think we just tell Pete
to call this whole thing off.

00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:42,Hey, gang.

00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:43,Hey! Pete's back.

00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,What did he say? Did he like it?

00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,** I ruined? ** I a star?

00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:47,Babe, come on
here, I'm drowning.

00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:48,He hasn't said anything yet.

00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:52,Well, let the man speak. Geez!

00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,Okay, I'll get right
to it. It's a rave!

00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:54,The critic loved
Jay's restaurant.

00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:57,He loved it, babe.

00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,Oh, what a relief.

00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,This is huge!

00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:01,Man, it feels good
to spread joy.

00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,This must be what Johnny
Appleseed felt like.

00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,You get an apple tree.
You get an apple tree.

00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:06,You get an apple tree!

00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,Where is this going, Pete?

00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,I don't know. Sometimes it
just feels good to make noise.

00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,That was pretty fun.

00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:16,See? He gets it.

00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,Who's this guy?

00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,That's Chris, the
dinosaur-loving stripper

00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,that Sam previously
hired to dance

00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,in front of an empty chair

00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:30,at Isaac's bachelor party.

00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,No, I know. I meant this guy.

00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,I'm Isaac.

00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:37,Oh, right on. Cool pants.

00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:39,Excited
to be back, Sam.

00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,Now, will I be performing
for an empty chair

00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:42,while you watch again?

00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:45,That wasn't for me. That was...

00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,Well, you see, the reason...

00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,There's really no
good explanation.

00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:50,You'll be performing
for a bachelorette party

00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,full of living humans.

00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:53,I mean, people.

00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:55,Smooth.

00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,Well, then let's
talk price tiers.

00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:57,There's the simple

00:01:58,074 --> 00:01:59,"here's your pizza,
extra sausage" package.

00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,That sounds pretty
good. Then you've g***t

00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,your "fireman with a hose,"
your "plumber with a pipe,"

00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:04,and then the big boy,

00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:08,our premium package known
as "It's Raining Men."

00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,Yes, please. ISAAC: Samantha.

00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,Can you request that he reprise

00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,his e***c Dilophosaurus
clicking routine?

00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:15,That's a crowd-pleaser.

00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,Uh-uh, this is not your party.

00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,This is my great-grandniece's
bachelorette party,

00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:22,and she's not into dinosaurs
'cause she's an adult.

00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,Oh, perfect timing.

00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,Here comes the bride-to-be.

00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:27,Alicia, this is Chris.

00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:28,We're discussing his package.

00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,Chris, great to
meet you. Sorry.

00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,I don't want to be
rude, but it's bad luck

00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:33,for the bride to
see the stripper

00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,before the bachelorette party.

00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,Oh, that's not true.
Carol saw her stripper

00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,before the... Oh, my God.

00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,Oh, uh, sorry, I wasn't aware
of that particular tradition.

00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:43,Oh.

00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:44,Yeah, at least I
have my pants on.

00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,Otherwise, the whole
weekend would be cursed.

00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:47,Uh, Alicia,

00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,I will see you tomorrow night.

00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,And who knows, it may
just be raining men.

00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:52,Hallelujah.

00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,Thank you.

00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,So, are you excited
for the big weekend?

00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,Very. There's a rumor CCR's
gonna do a secret set.

00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,I **.

00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,Oh, it's
so amazing to be here.

00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,And I know it sounds
woo-woo, but...

00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,I really can feel
Alberta's presence.

00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,I'm
right here, sweetie.

00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:11,Ask about the guy, Sam.

00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:14,Tell me about your fiancé.
His name's Derrick?

00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:17,Yeah. He's pretty great. We
actually met on the subway.

00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,And it's really weird
'cause the night before,

00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,I had a dream I was gonna
meet someone on the subway.

00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,And there he was.

00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,He stood up to give me his seat.

00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,He sounds like a gentleman.

00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,Oh, he goes to church.
He's nice to his mom.

00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:31,Oh, loving all of this.

00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:33,Tell me, what does
he do for work?

00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,He's a musician.

00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:36,Mm-mm. Hell no.

00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,- Like, professionally?
- Yeah.

00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:39,He's a guitarist.

00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,Tell her to walk away, Sam!

00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:42,Being with a musician
is signing up

00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,for a lifetime of heartache.

00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,I'm very happy for you.

00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,I can confirm,
musicians are no bueno.

00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,Speaking as an oboist.

00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,The bad boys of the
woodwind section.

00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,Two reeds, twice the trouble.

00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,You see anything?

00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,- Give me a sec.
- Very dangerous.

00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,That's how Sylvia
Plath kill herself.

00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:07,TV was on PBS, and Trevor
not there to change it.

00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,Looks like it's just
the pilot light.

00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,I'll take care of it.

00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,Oh, by the way, the
Hudson Valley Gazette is

00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,publishing a review of Mahesh.

00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:16,And a little birdie
told me... it's a rave.

00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:18,Tweet tweet. I'm
the little birdie.

00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,Dude, that's amazing.

00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:21,I say we celebrate
with some mortadella.

00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,You know that stuff's
like $20 a pound, right?

00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,Yeah, that's why I don't
have it at my house.

00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,Not to gloat, but I may have
played a hand in that review.

00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,Or more accurately,
played a finger in it.

00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,Ugh, whatever you're
talking about,

00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,you did not need to
say it like that.

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