Deadpool.And.Wolverine.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.NET Subtitles

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At 00:00:32,940, Character said: Oh, sorry, I'm excited to be here.
It's been a while.

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At 00:00:40,701, Character said: You know, for a long time, I wasn't
sure I'd ever be back. Disney bought

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At 00:00:44,510, Character said: Fox, there was a whole boring
rights issue, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

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At 00:00:48,200, Character said: But then, it turned out they
wanted me. The one guy who

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At 00:00:51,539, Character said: shouldn't even have his own
movie. Much less a franchise.

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At 00:00:57,900, Character said: You are so stupid. Look, we know
the title of this thing, so I know what

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At 00:01:01,740, Character said: you're wondering. How are we gonna do
this without dishonoring Logan's memory?

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At 00:01:08,120, Character said: And I'll tell you how.
Or not. I'm gonna let you

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At 00:01:12,249, Character said: in on a little secret.
Wolverine is not dead.

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At 00:01:16,740, Character said: Sure, it made for a perfect
ending to a very sad story,

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At 00:01:19,806, Character said: but that's not how regenerative
healing factors work.

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At 00:01:23,270, Character said: You think I want to be out
here in beautiful downtown North

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At 00:01:26,235, Character said: Dakota, digging up the one and
only Wolverine? No, thank you.

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At 00:01:30,045, Character said: But the fate of my
entire world is at stake.

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At 00:01:32,638, Character said: You may not be living his
best life, but he sure as hell ain't.

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At 00:01:36,020, Character said: Dead.

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At 00:01:42,710, Character said: Bingo.

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At 00:01:45,010, Character said: Yahtzee.

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At 00:01:48,880, Character said: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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At 00:01:54,520, Character said: Dammit!

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At 00:01:57,550, Character said: Son of a bitch!

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At 00:02:06,500, Character said: Motherfucker! My
goodness! That was weird.

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At 00:02:10,640, Character said: I'm much calmer now.

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At 00:02:16,140, Character said: Look, I'm not a man of science,
but you seem incredibly passed away.

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At 00:02:25,110, Character said: But it's good to see
you. I gotta be honest,

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At 00:02:27,381, Character said: I've always wanted
to ride with you, Logan.

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At 00:02:30,150, Character said: You and me getting into a
Deadpool, and Wolverine just

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At 00:02:33,915, Character said: f***g s***t up. Can you imagine
the fun? The chaos? The residuals.

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At 00:02:38,540, Character said:
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At 00:02:40,440, Character said: Did I, Mike?

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At 00:02:41,840, Character said: She has nothing that'll bring me back to
life faster than a big bag of mammal cash.

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At 00:02:47,970, Character said: Me too, Hugh.

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At 00:02:49,540, Character said: No. No, no, no.

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At 00:02:52,940, Character said: Ugh, he had to get all
noble and die for real.

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At 00:02:59,950, Character said: God dammit! I can really
use your help right now.

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At 00:03:13,160, Character said: I'm warning you! I'm not alone!

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At 00:03:17,140, Character said: Wade Winston Wilson. You are under
arrest by the time variance authority.

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At 00:03:22,300, Character said: Too many crimes against you. Come out.

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At 00:03:26,660, Character said: Death by day, player.

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At 00:03:28,750, Character said: Last chance. Throw out your
weapons and come out peacefully.

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At 00:03:33,360, Character said: I'm not gonna give you my weapons!

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At 00:03:35,640, Character said: But I promise not to use them.

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At 00:03:38,610, Character said: There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl.

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At 00:03:44,580, Character said: Here we go.

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At 00:03:45,600, Character said: Maximum effort.

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At 00:03:53,650, Character said: Okay, Peanut.
I guess we'll get that team up after.

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At 00:05:53,100, Character said: Now let's find out who's on the bus.

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At 00:06:39,410, Character said: So, leaving that room right now.

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At 00:06:44,570, Character said: To be clear, I'm not proud of any of this.

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At 00:06:46,790, Character said: The warden violence, the quiff
of necrophilia, it isn't who I **.

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At 00:06:50,591, Character said: It isn't who I want to be.
Who I want to be? Well,

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At 00:06:53,442, Character said: to help you understand
that. I gotta take you back.

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At 00:06:56,710, Character said: A little joy ride I took through space
and time. To the day it changed everything.

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At 00:07:14,090, Character said: I can't believe I'm finally
here. I've waited for

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At 00:07:17,827, Character said: this moment for so long.
Thank you sir for seeing me.

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At 00:07:23,050, Character said: I firmly believe that my services could
be of great use to your organization.

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At 00:07:29,430, Character said: Now I know I was caught
masturbating in the lobby of Stark Tower.

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At 00:07:32,109, Character said: I'm sure you did that. I'm sorry,
what was that? No, I'm sorry.

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At 00:07:34,710, Character said: That's when you
get those toy pulp

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At 00:07:37,530, Character said: hands, right? And then you
just look down and you just.

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At 00:07:40,351, Character said: .. you brace yourself and
you ravage the midsection.

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At 00:07:43,327, Character said: I get it. Okay, okay.
The picture's painted.

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At 00:07:48,460, Character said: You get the gist. What
exactly brings you here

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At 00:07:52,221, Character said: today? Well, um,
wow, okay. Uh, I care.

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At 00:07:57,590, Character said: I know I'm turning everything
into a joke, but I care.

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At 00:08:01,133, Character said: I want to use that feeling
for something important.

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At 00:08:06,660, Character said: I want to matter to
show my girl that I matter.

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At 00:08:13,820, Character said: And, um, you know, I
feel like I'm wasting the

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At 00:08:16,306, Character said: good stuff here. Is
the man not going to be

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At 00:08:18,631, Character said: joining us? The man?
Yeah. I should say this.

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At 00:08:21,561, Character said: As far as you're concerned
right now, I'm the man.

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At 00:08:24,431, Character said: The man is me. I ** the
man in this circumstance.

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At 00:08:27,667, Character said: And if you say he doesn't
do this kind of thing anymore.

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At 00:08:30,975, Character said: Cameos? Meetings.
Entry-level meetings.

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At 00:08:35,325, Character said: Entry-level. Are you
the chauffeur? I...

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At 00:08:38,951, Character said: Common misconception.
I did begin my career as

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At 00:08:41,591, Character said: Mr. Stark's drive-in. I quickly
pivoted to the chauffeur.

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At 00:08:44,390, Character said: And why I **
vetting your resume.

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At 00:08:48,216, Character said: You seem to have left
out whether or not you had

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At 00:08:52,515, Character said: any experience as a member of a team. Could
you maybe add a little bit of perspective?

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At 00:08:56,930, Character said: No, yes, of course.
I was special forces.

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At 00:08:59,218, Character said: But I was mainly, I was
team leader, founder,

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At 00:09:02,270, Character said: really, of X-Force. Sadly,
they all perished in action.

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At 00:09:04,263, Character said: Oh, how exactly did that happen?

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At 00:09:06,720, Character said: Well, the police say
gravity, but if just between

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At 00:09:09,081, Character said: us, they didn't test
well in the focus group.

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At 00:09:12,310, Character said: Particularly cable. Oh, I
can see this isn't going well.

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At 00:09:14,718, Character said: Please stop
writing. Look, I'm just

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At 00:09:17,291, Character said: I want to be an Avenger.
I want to be an Avenger.

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At 00:09:24,270, Character said: Why do you want to be
an Avenger? To look around

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At 00:09:26,595, Character said: you. I mean, they're
the best of the best.

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At 00:09:29,500, Character said: And what they do matters. I need to be an
Avenger. A certain girl is kind of had a mistake.

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At 00:09:35,531, Character said: And if I don't, you know, turn things
around and do something with my gifts,

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At 00:09:40,230, Character said: I don't think it's going to really work
out for me. And I wouldn't blame her.

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At 00:09:44,350, Character said: The Avengers are a
very unique group of

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At 00:09:47,175, Character said: superheroes that stand
for something more than just

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At 00:09:50,871, Character said: fighting and wearing costumes. I mean,
people look up to us. Kids look up to us.

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At 00:09:56,290, Character said: I'm sorry. Us?
I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger.

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At 00:10:00,040, Character said: Avengers adjacent, technically. What's your
superpower? Is it parallel parking? I was so sorry.

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At 00:10:04,010, Character said: That was cruel. I lash out when
I'm nervous. It won't happen again.

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At 00:10:08,930, Character said: Let's cut to the chase, please. You just
said moments ago that you wanted to be an

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At 00:10:13,011, Character said: Avenger because you
need it. Yes, sir, I do.

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At 00:10:16,303, Character said: But the Avengers don't do
the job because they need it.

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At 00:10:19,371, Character said: They do the job because
people need them.

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At 00:10:22,204, Character said: Do you see the
distinction? Yes, sir.

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At 00:10:27,180, Character said: Please, Mr. Hogan,
I don't want to

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At 00:10:30,112, Character said: spend the rest of my life like
an annoying one-trick pony.

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At 00:10:40,280, Character said: Oh my God. You're standing.
Yeah, now's the time that we stand.

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At 00:10:43,380, Character said: D***n it. Now, the
problem might be that you're

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At 00:10:45,734, Character said: reaching a little too
high. Name for the middle

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At 00:10:48,141, Character said: and you'll never miss. Right?
I think you g***t a good one.

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At 00:10:49,943, Character said: I believe what you're saying.

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