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00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:08,Oh, my God, I can't believe this.

00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:09,Why was the stripper
parachuting in?

00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:13,It was the "It's Raining Men"
package.

00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,Oh, I'm so sorry, Chris.

00:00:17,146 --> 00:00:20,Extra sad for us young hotties.

00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,Taken in our prime.

00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:26,Eh, that's how it goes.
Life's a footy ball.

00:00:26,155 --> 00:00:27,You never know
what way it's gonna bounce.

00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:29,Man, I g***t to say,
his physique is great,

00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,but his attitude's even better.

00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:35,Oh, this is not gonna be
good for business.

00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:38,And poor Chris.
It is tragic, but...

00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:39,he seems to be handling it well.

00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,Wait, Chris is now a ghost?

00:00:42,432 --> 00:00:44,So there's just some hot,
invisible Australian guy

00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:46,hanging around now?

00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,I mean, he's okay.

00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,You're all right yourself, love.

00:00:49,222 --> 00:00:50,Are you blushing?

00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,No. As if.

00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:54,I cannot believe this.

00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,The dinosaur-loving
stripper of my dreams

00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:58,just expired on our property.

00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,- Here he comes.
- Time to dazzle him

00:01:00,929 --> 00:01:02,with the old Higgintoot charm.
Mm.

00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,Hey, name's Chris.

00:01:04,150 --> 00:01:05,You two are ghosts, right?

00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,Yep. I'm Flower.

00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:08,And what's your name, mate?

00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,I...

00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:14,Ice...

00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,Your name is Ice?

00:01:16,771 --> 00:01:18,Isaac.

00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,Some people call me Ice.

00:01:20,296 --> 00:01:22,Right on, Ice.

00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,See you guys around.

00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,Oof, that was tough to watch.

00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:29,And I once watched
a bear eat my corpse.

00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:32,The cubs were cute, though,
when they joined in.

00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,Who's the guy
dressed like Frasier?

00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,That's Jay's cousin Sunil.

00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:51,He just g***t dumped
by his girlfriend,

00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,and he's here to
bro out with Jay.

00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:55,Yeah, so, unfortunately
you won't see the restaurant

00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,up and running this weekend.

00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:58,Because of the stripper
that crashed through the roof?

00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:01,Yeah, it's tragic, but it kind
of puts things in perspective.

00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,Maybe makes you feel not so bad

00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:06,about Courtney breaking up
with you at Benihana?

00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,She thought I wasn't
gonna make a scene

00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:10,in front of a seven-year-old's
birthday party.

00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,She was wrong.

00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:15,Oh, God, I miss making a scene.
Everyone watching you, scared,

00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:18,saying, "Alberta,
put the gun down."

00:02:18,789 --> 00:02:19,It's a great way
to get attention.

00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,Sunil, I love Courtney,

00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,but the truth is, she s***s
and you can do better.

00:02:25,056 --> 00:02:26,Hey, Sunil.

00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,Oh, hey.
So glad you could make it.

00:02:29,974 --> 00:02:31,And happy St. Patrick's Day.

00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:33,Sam did one of those
ancestry websites.

00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:35,It turns out
I'm ten percent Irish.

00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,And more Neanderthal
than you'd expect,

00:02:37,765 --> 00:02:39,but they didn't have
a T-shirt for that.

00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,Oh, uh, Mark wants
to see us in the barn.

00:02:41,812 --> 00:02:43,He has an estimate
for the roof repair.

00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:45,He said he could email it,
but he wanted to see

00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:49,the look on our faces.
Do not like the sound of that.

00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:50,Hey, Sunil, um,
you want to come?

00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:52,The police tape's still up.

00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:55,Maybe I could take a picture
of you in the chalk outline.

00:02:55,348 --> 00:02:57,It's really nice
of you, Jay, but...

00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,I think I'm just gonna stay here
and finish my breakfast.

00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,This poor cousin.

00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,I was going to make a joke
about how bad things are

00:03:05,532 --> 00:03:08,when a 500-year-old virgin
is feeling sorry for you,

00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,but then I restrained myself.

00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:12,Thank you, Alberta,
that's very thoughtful.

00:03:12,974 --> 00:03:14,Happy St. Patrick's Day!

00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:18,Today my people celebrate
by getting very drunk,

00:03:18,284 --> 00:03:19,instead of just
the normal amount.

00:03:19,937 --> 00:03:22,I can make those jokes now.

00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,Yeah, you were really
holding back before.

00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:26,Wow, everyone really seems to be

00:03:26,814 --> 00:03:28,in the St. Paddy's Day
spirit around here.

00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,Were you... talking to me?

00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,Well, I mean, there's
no one else in here.

00:03:34,474 --> 00:03:36,Oh, my God. He can see her?
What is happening?

00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,Are you a guest?
No.

00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,I ** not a ghost.

00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,He said "guest."

00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:46,Oh, yes. I ** a guest.
Not a ghost.

00:03:46,747 --> 00:03:48,I-I'm... I'm Sunil.

00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,My name is Henrietta.

00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,But they call me Hetty.

00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,Oh, uh, could I offer you
some coffee or...?

00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,- This is so freaking weird.
- No, thank you.

00:03:57,715 --> 00:04:00,Uh, it-it-it-it goes
right through me.

00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,Anyway, bye.

00:04:02,937 --> 00:04:04,Uh, yeah. Bye.

00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,Okay, my initial overture
with Chris

00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,left something to be desired,
but it is a new day.

00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:15,And I have crafted
the perfect opening line...

00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,"Hello, Chris. My name is Isaac.

00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:23,- And we are soulmates."
- All right, bud.

00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:25,You're gonna have
to take it down a notch.

00:04:25,351 --> 00:04:27,Remember, as far
as this guy knows,

00:04:27,483 --> 00:04:28,you guys just met.

00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:30,Imagine if someone
that you just met

00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,told you they broke off
their engagement for you.

00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:36,Hmm. Perhaps it is
a bit forward.

00:04:36,362 --> 00:04:37,Yeah, you just g***t
to play it cool.

00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,People don't like desperate.

00:04:39,582 --> 00:04:41,That's why Neil Young
always went home alone.

00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:45,"Play it cool."
Perhaps I play it cool...

00:04:46,197 --> 00:04:47,...as "Ice."

00:04:47,808 --> 00:04:49,Which is what he thinks
my name is.

00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:54,Sup, Chris? How is it hanging?
Want to talk pterodactyl?

00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,Yeah, I wouldn't bring up
dinosaurs right away, either.

00:04:56,382 --> 00:04:58,Yeah, but we both
love dinosaurs.

00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,Again, it's creepy
that you know that.

00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,Let him tell you that
he loves dinosaurs,

00:05:03,824 --> 00:05:07,and then you can nerd out over
some dino facts or whatever.

00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:09,I'm gonna tell him
that the Spinosaurus is

00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,the fastest swimmer.

00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,But first I'm gonna
let him come to me

00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,because that's how
the Iceman does things.

00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:19,I wouldn't call yourself
the Iceman either.

00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,The Iceman hears you.

00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:26,This is incredible!
You can be seen by the living?

00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:27,Wait, can you touch stuff?

00:05:27,935 --> 00:05:30,No, I'm sadly unable to interact
with the physical world,

00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,which I discovered moments ago

00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,after attempting to access
Samantha's pill cabinet.

00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:35,But why?

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