ghosts.2021.s04e16.1080p.web.h264-successfulcrab Subtitles

At 00:00:05,570, Character said: Oh, my God, I can't believe this.

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At 00:00:08,269, Character said: Why was the stripper
parachuting in?

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At 00:00:10,009, Character said: It was the "It's Raining Men"
package.

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At 00:00:14,884, Character said: Oh, I'm so sorry, Chris.

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At 00:00:17,146, Character said: Extra sad for us young hotties.

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At 00:00:20,324, Character said: Taken in our prime.

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At 00:00:22,413, Character said: Eh, that's how it goes.
Life's a footy ball.

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At 00:00:26,155, Character said: You never know
what way it's gonna bounce.

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At 00:00:28,027, Character said: Man, I g***t to say,
his physique is great,

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At 00:00:29,986, Character said: but his attitude's even better.

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At 00:00:31,335, Character said: Oh, this is not gonna be
good for business.

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At 00:00:35,686, Character said: And poor Chris.
It is tragic, but...

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At 00:00:38,734, Character said: he seems to be handling it well.

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At 00:00:40,127, Character said: Wait, Chris is now a ghost?

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At 00:00:42,432, Character said: So there's just some hot,
invisible Australian guy

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At 00:00:44,826, Character said: hanging around now?

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At 00:00:46,567, Character said: I mean, he's okay.

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At 00:00:47,960, Character said: You're all right yourself, love.

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At 00:00:49,222, Character said: Are you blushing?

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At 00:00:50,441, Character said: No. As if.

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At 00:00:52,790, Character said: I cannot believe this.

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At 00:00:54,271, Character said: The dinosaur-loving
stripper of my dreams

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At 00:00:56,795, Character said: just expired on our property.

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At 00:00:59,058, Character said: - Here he comes.
- Time to dazzle him

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At 00:01:00,929, Character said: with the old Higgintoot charm.
Mm.

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At 00:01:02,801, Character said: Hey, name's Chris.

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At 00:01:04,150, Character said: You two are ghosts, right?

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At 00:01:05,500, Character said: Yep. I'm Flower.

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At 00:01:08,111, Character said: And what's your name, mate?

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At 00:01:11,506, Character said: I...

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At 00:01:13,159, Character said: Ice...

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At 00:01:14,813, Character said: Your name is Ice?

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At 00:01:16,771, Character said: Isaac.

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At 00:01:18,730, Character said: Some people call me Ice.

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At 00:01:20,296, Character said: Right on, Ice.

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At 00:01:22,560, Character said: See you guys around.

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At 00:01:24,126, Character said: Oof, that was tough to watch.

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At 00:01:26,173, Character said: And I once watched
a bear eat my corpse.

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At 00:01:29,393, Character said: The cubs were cute, though,
when they joined in.

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At 00:01:45,627, Character said: Who's the guy
dressed like Frasier?

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At 00:01:48,543, Character said: That's Jay's cousin Sunil.

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At 00:01:50,283, Character said: He just g***t dumped
by his girlfriend,

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At 00:01:51,763, Character said: and he's here to
bro out with Jay.

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At 00:01:53,460, Character said: Yeah, so, unfortunately
you won't see the restaurant

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At 00:01:55,637, Character said: up and running this weekend.

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At 00:01:57,334, Character said: Because of the stripper
that crashed through the roof?

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At 00:01:59,118, Character said: Yeah, it's tragic, but it kind
of puts things in perspective.

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At 00:02:02,034, Character said: Maybe makes you feel not so bad

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At 00:02:03,471, Character said: about Courtney breaking up
with you at Benihana?

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At 00:02:06,126, Character said: She thought I wasn't
gonna make a scene

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At 00:02:07,865, Character said: in front of a seven-year-old's
birthday party.

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At 00:02:10,564, Character said: She was wrong.

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At 00:02:12,306, Character said: Oh, God, I miss making a scene.
Everyone watching you, scared,

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At 00:02:16,004, Character said: saying, "Alberta,
put the gun down."

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At 00:02:18,789, Character said: It's a great way
to get attention.

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At 00:02:19,835, Character said: Sunil, I love Courtney,

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At 00:02:22,010, Character said: but the truth is, she s***s
and you can do better.

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At 00:02:25,056, Character said: Hey, Sunil.

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At 00:02:26,188, Character said: Oh, hey.
So glad you could make it.

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At 00:02:29,974, Character said: And happy St. Patrick's Day.

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At 00:02:31,412, Character said: Sam did one of those
ancestry websites.

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At 00:02:33,805, Character said: It turns out
I'm ten percent Irish.

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At 00:02:35,807, Character said: And more Neanderthal
than you'd expect,

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At 00:02:37,765, Character said: but they didn't have
a T-shirt for that.

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At 00:02:39,376, Character said: Oh, uh, Mark wants
to see us in the barn.

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At 00:02:41,812, Character said: He has an estimate
for the roof repair.

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At 00:02:43,901, Character said: He said he could email it,
but he wanted to see

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At 00:02:45,990, Character said: the look on our faces.
Do not like the sound of that.

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At 00:02:49,385, Character said: Hey, Sunil, um,
you want to come?

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At 00:02:50,996, Character said: The police tape's still up.

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At 00:02:52,650, Character said: Maybe I could take a picture
of you in the chalk outline.

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At 00:02:55,348, Character said: It's really nice
of you, Jay, but...

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At 00:02:57,786, Character said: I think I'm just gonna stay here
and finish my breakfast.

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At 00:03:02,269, Character said: This poor cousin.

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At 00:03:03,792, Character said: I was going to make a joke
about how bad things are

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At 00:03:05,532, Character said: when a 500-year-old virgin
is feeling sorry for you,

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At 00:03:08,230, Character said: but then I restrained myself.

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At 00:03:10,319, Character said: Thank you, Alberta,
that's very thoughtful.

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At 00:03:12,974, Character said: Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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At 00:03:14,977, Character said: Today my people celebrate
by getting very drunk,

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At 00:03:18,284, Character said: instead of just
the normal amount.

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At 00:03:19,937, Character said: I can make those jokes now.

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At 00:03:22,811, Character said: Yeah, you were really
holding back before.

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At 00:03:24,465, Character said: Wow, everyone really seems to be

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At 00:03:26,814, Character said: in the St. Paddy's Day
spirit around here.

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At 00:03:29,078, Character said: Were you... talking to me?

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At 00:03:32,037, Character said: Well, I mean, there's
no one else in here.

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At 00:03:34,474, Character said: Oh, my God. He can see her?
What is happening?

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At 00:03:36,912, Character said: Are you a guest?
No.

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At 00:03:38,870, Character said: I ** not a ghost.

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At 00:03:41,133, Character said: He said "guest."

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At 00:03:42,438, Character said: Oh, yes. I ** a guest.
Not a ghost.

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At 00:03:46,747, Character said: I-I'm... I'm Sunil.

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At 00:03:48,750, Character said: My name is Henrietta.

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At 00:03:52,275, Character said: But they call me Hetty.

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At 00:03:53,798, Character said: Oh, uh, could I offer you
some coffee or...?

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At 00:03:55,670, Character said: - This is so freaking weird.
- No, thank you.

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At 00:03:57,715, Character said: Uh, it-it-it-it goes
right through me.

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At 00:04:00,501, Character said: Anyway, bye.

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At 00:04:02,937, Character said: Uh, yeah. Bye.

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At 00:04:07,334, Character said: Okay, my initial overture
with Chris

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At 00:04:09,683, Character said: left something to be desired,
but it is a new day.

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At 00:04:12,425, Character said: And I have crafted
the perfect opening line...

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At 00:04:16,995, Character said: "Hello, Chris. My name is Isaac.

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At 00:04:19,781, Character said: - And we are soulmates."
- All right, bud.

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At 00:04:23,610, Character said: You're gonna have
to take it down a notch.

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At 00:04:25,351, Character said: Remember, as far
as this guy knows,

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At 00:04:27,483, Character said: you guys just met.

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At 00:04:28,745, Character said: Imagine if someone
that you just met

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At 00:04:30,792, Character said: told you they broke off
their engagement for you.

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At 00:04:33,707, Character said: Hmm. Perhaps it is
a bit forward.

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At 00:04:36,362, Character said: Yeah, you just g***t
to play it cool.

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At 00:04:38,060, Character said: People don't like desperate.

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At 00:04:39,582, Character said: That's why Neil Young
always went home alone.

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At 00:04:41,672, Character said: "Play it cool."
Perhaps I play it cool...

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At 00:04:46,197, Character said: ...as "Ice."

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At 00:04:47,808, Character said: Which is what he thinks
my name is.

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At 00:04:49,680, Character said: Sup, Chris? How is it hanging?
Want to talk pterodactyl?

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At 00:04:54,468, Character said: Yeah, I wouldn't bring up
dinosaurs right away, either.

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At 00:04:56,382, Character said: Yeah, but we both
love dinosaurs.

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At 00:04:58,298, Character said: Again, it's creepy
that you know that.

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At 00:05:01,735, Character said: Let him tell you that
he loves dinosaurs,

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At 00:05:03,824, Character said: and then you can nerd out over
some dino facts or whatever.

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At 00:05:07,697, Character said: I'm gonna tell him
that the Spinosaurus is

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At 00:05:09,831, Character said: the fastest swimmer.

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At 00:05:11,310, Character said: But first I'm gonna
let him come to me

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At 00:05:13,617, Character said: because that's how
the Iceman does things.

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At 00:05:17,055, Character said: I wouldn't call yourself
the Iceman either.

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At 00:05:19,884, Character said: The Iceman hears you.

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At 00:05:23,105, Character said: This is incredible!
You can be seen by the living?

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At 00:05:26,281, Character said: Wait, can you touch stuff?

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At 00:05:27,935, Character said: No, I'm sadly unable to interact
with the physical world,

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At 00:05:30,242, Character said: which I discovered moments ago

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At 00:05:31,853, Character said: after attempting to access
Samantha's pill cabinet.

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At 00:05:33,723, Character said: But why?

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