The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E16.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,829, Character said: Back in the '80s,

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At 00:00:03,037, Character said: my Pop-Pop wasn't exactly
a ray of sunshine.

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At 00:00:05,729, Character said: I'll call a moron a moron
when he's a moron.

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At 00:00:08,353, Character said: And when he lived with us after
his place had a small fire,

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At 00:00:11,183, Character said: his grouchy demeanor
g***t even worse.

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At 00:00:13,634, Character said: Hey, boys,
turn down the TV.

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At 00:00:15,808, Character said: I can't hear
the screechy neighbor gal

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At 00:00:17,500, Character said: shuffling
the stupid tiles.

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At 00:00:18,984, Character said: Ben, shame on you.

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At 00:00:20,192, Character said: I will not allow you to insult
my Mahjong tiles.

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At 00:00:22,781, Character said: Thanks, Bev.

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At 00:00:24,196, Character said: What are you watching anyway
that's so important?

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At 00:00:25,956, Character said: Little House
on the Prairie.

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At 00:00:27,337, Character said: It's just like the video game
Oregon Trail,

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At 00:00:28,856, Character said: but with Michael Landon.

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At 00:00:30,202, Character said: I would've dominated
in olden times.

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At 00:00:32,273, Character said: I'd tame a buffalo
and make fire from dirt.

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At 00:00:34,827, Character said: Please, you'd be lucky
if mountain fever took you.

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At 00:00:37,761, Character said: - Most likely, you'd be kicked
in the head by your own horse.
- Nah.

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At 00:00:40,316, Character said: I'd befriend a coyote and ride
it to the nearest gold mine.

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At 00:00:43,181, Character said: And Mahjong!
Ha-ha.

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At 00:00:45,597, Character said: In your face,
family and beloved friend.

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At 00:00:48,496, Character said: I ** a gorgeous
and humble winner.

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At 00:00:50,740, Character said: Impossible.
You had to be cheating.

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At 00:00:52,811, Character said: There's
no other explanation.

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At 00:00:54,399, Character said: Why would you say
such a thing?

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At 00:00:55,883, Character said: 'Cause I was cheating.

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At 00:01:00,543, Character said: Whoa. Domino's is hiring
classier drivers.

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At 00:01:03,580, Character said: Oh, I have something
much better
to deliver than a pizza.

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At 00:01:06,238, Character said: - Is Benjamin Goldberg here?
- Who's asking?

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At 00:01:08,999, Character said: I'm from
Dopplin Insurance.

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At 00:01:10,691, Character said: I'm happy to tell you
your apartment
has been fully repaired.

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At 00:01:13,521, Character said: And I have a check to cover
your moving costs.

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At 00:01:15,592, Character said: What kind of scam
you running here, fella?

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At 00:01:17,732, Character said: No scam.

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At 00:01:19,113, Character said: I should say most people
are typically happy

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At 00:01:20,528, Character said: when I show up
with this news.

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At 00:01:21,805, Character said: Don't tell me how to feel,
sport coat.

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At 00:01:24,049, Character said: - Oh.
- Pop-Pop,
this is great--

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At 00:01:26,672, Character said: I mean, not being hateful
to a stranger--

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At 00:01:28,260, Character said: but now you can finally
move out of our basement.

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At 00:01:30,435, Character said: Yes!
We can use the hot tub again.

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At 00:01:32,540, Character said: And now
I can play Mario Bros.

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At 00:01:34,059, Character said: without a stream
of derogatory comments
about Italian plumbers.

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At 00:01:37,649, Character said: "Gelato lover"
isn't the slam you think it is.

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At 00:01:40,652, Character said: Italian ice cream
in hot water.

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At 00:01:42,723, Character said: Ginzy, make that
happen for me--

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At 00:01:44,311, Character said: I'm gonna go get my trunks.

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At 00:01:45,450, Character said: Wait. What?

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At 00:01:46,899, Character said: Well, Bar in a bathing suit--
that's my cue.

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At 00:01:50,213, Character said: Pbht.

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At 00:01:51,283, Character said: Aw, we're gonna
miss you, Ben.

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At 00:01:53,113, Character said: But I'm not gonna miss having
my washing machine held hostage

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At 00:01:56,219, Character said: by your Velcro shoes.

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At 00:01:57,738, Character said: Best of all, now I can get
my morning paper

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At 00:02:00,189, Character said: without hearing,
"Hey, Robe Lady,
I took your sports page."

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At 00:02:03,778, Character said: It's a happy day
for everybody.

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At 00:02:05,297, Character said: Couldn't find a bathing suit,
so I'm dippin' in the buff.

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At 00:02:08,369, Character said: Hot tub, here I come.

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At 00:02:09,612, Character said: Oh, no, my robe!

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At 00:02:11,683, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:02:13,443, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:02:19,518, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:02:21,071, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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At 00:02:24,109, Character said: It was March 8,
1980-something.

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At 00:02:26,007, Character said: Me and my girlfriend, Carmen,
were getting serious,

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At 00:02:28,596, Character said: which meant the time
had come to meet my family.

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At 00:02:30,495, Character said: - I ** so nervous.
- Don't be.

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At 00:02:33,049, Character said: Just follow my carefully
crafted instructions,

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At 00:02:35,327, Character said: and they'll love you
as much as I...l-like you.

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At 00:02:40,470, Character said: With affection, I'm careful
not to prematurely label.

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At 00:02:43,542, Character said: Do you really think
that I need these notecards?

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At 00:02:47,132, Character said: I'm pretty good
with new people.

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At 00:02:48,513, Character said: For sure,
but they're not.

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At 00:02:50,825, Character said: And thanks to my tutoring
and her natural charm,

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At 00:02:53,794, Character said: I was hoping she'd be a hit.

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At 00:02:55,209, Character said: First up was Barry.

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At 00:02:57,798, Character said: Um, I love how jacked and
Chuck Norris-like your body is.

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At 00:03:02,354, Character said: What a wonderful
and accurate hello.

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At 00:03:05,392, Character said: Adam, don't let this one
get away.

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At 00:03:07,497, Character said: After that success, she took
a swing at my grouchy grandpa.

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At 00:03:10,535, Character said: Mr. Goldberg, this bag of
russet potatoes is for you.

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At 00:03:13,538, Character said: The whole gunnysack?

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At 00:03:14,677, Character said: Eh, look at you.

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At 00:03:16,057, Character said: Not a complete
waste of space.

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At 00:03:17,335, Character said: Whoa.
Pop-Pop's highest compliment.

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At 00:03:20,579, Character said: Then came the final gauntlet,
my famously hard-to-please mom.

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At 00:03:24,169, Character said: I hope you like it.

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At 00:03:25,722, Character said: I only used 14 cheeses
and every meat available
at the butcher.

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At 00:03:28,208, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:03:32,350, Character said: I love how impossibly full
I feel after just one b***e!

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At 00:03:35,007, Character said: - Mm!
- Success.

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At 00:03:37,009, Character said: Carmen had done what few before
her had dared to even try.

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At 00:03:40,047, Character said: See?
They all adore you.

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At 00:03:42,152, Character said: And now the final part
of my plan--

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At 00:03:43,361, Character said: we leave before they change
their crazy, fickle minds.

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At 00:03:45,915, Character said: But, wait, what about
your sister?

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At 00:03:47,227, Character said: You don't have to worry
about her.

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At 00:03:48,849, Character said: Trust me, let's go now
and leave
the rest of these lunatics

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At 00:03:50,816, Character said: wanting more.

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At 00:03:51,990, Character said: Okey-dokey, I guess.

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At 00:03:56,305, Character said: Guess who has two thumbs
and ate
all of her strained peas?

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At 00:04:00,067, Character said: This gal!

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At 00:04:01,551, Character said: That is adorable.
You must be Erica.

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At 00:04:04,658, Character said: I'm Carmen.

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At 00:04:06,867, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:08,144, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:04:11,112, Character said: Um, I was
just heading out,

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At 00:04:12,528, Character said: but I wanted to say
how super impressed I **

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At 00:04:15,531, Character said: by your ability
to balance motherhood

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At 00:04:17,429, Character said: and applying
to law school.

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At 00:04:19,431, Character said: Right back 'atcha.

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At 00:04:21,882, Character said: That doesn't apply to me.

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At 00:04:23,953, Character said: I-- T-Thank you.

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At 00:04:26,058, Character said: Your skin is super dewy.

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At 00:04:29,579, Character said: I'm gonna go.

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At 00:04:33,134, Character said: It turned out not everyone
was a Carmen fan.

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At 00:04:35,896, Character said: What the hell, lady?

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At 00:04:37,622, Character said: What's with
the hateful reaction
to meeting the woman I...

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At 00:04:40,625, Character said: have
intense affection for?

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At 00:04:42,074, Character said: Oh, I've met Carmen before.

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At 00:04:44,076, Character said: I've met her but good.

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At 00:04:47,563, Character said: I was 8 years old.

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At 00:04:49,737, Character said: And we were auditioning
for the role of Annie

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At 00:04:51,498, Character said: in the Jenkintown Children's
Theater production

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At 00:04:53,500, Character said: of the beloved musical.

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At 00:04:55,295, Character said: And you shared a fun
and healthy love of the stage
without issue?

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At 00:04:58,159, Character said: She stole my part!

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At 00:05:00,472, Character said: I was
a shoo-in for Annie.

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At 00:05:02,509, Character said: No one could sing, dance,
or violently scrub a floor
like me.

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At 00:05:06,098, Character said: You do carry the anger
of a child

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At 00:05:07,962, Character said: whose parents
have abandoned her.

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