The.Paragon.2023.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-FLUX Subtitles

At 00:00:58,493, Character said: Six minutes.

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At 00:01:00,234, Character said: That's how long they reckon
my heart stopped for.

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At 00:01:03,063, Character said: You know, they talk
about a white light...

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At 00:01:05,108, Character said: life flashing before your eyes.

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At 00:01:07,023, Character said: Well, I didn't get
any of that s***t.

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At 00:01:08,416, Character said: The only reason I'm alive

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At 00:01:10,113, Character said: is because that shop
owner down the road

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At 00:01:12,072, Character said: had one of those
heart-zapper machine things,

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At 00:01:14,770, Character said: and... bzzt... zaps
me back to life.

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At 00:01:19,818, Character said: He told the cops that
the car that hit me,

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At 00:01:22,473, Character said: it just drove off.

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At 00:01:24,475, Character said: It was a silver Toyota Corolla.

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At 00:01:26,477, Character said: He didn't get the number plate.

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At 00:01:32,092, Character said: Come on, hey.

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At 00:01:33,745, Character said: I'm Dutch Nordstrom,

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At 00:01:35,356, Character said: ex-professional tennis
player and entrepreneur,

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At 00:01:37,662, Character said: and I have a new
program for you.

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At 00:01:39,969, Character said: See, in my long
career, I've beaten

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At 00:01:41,579, Character said: some of the best
players in the world.

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At 00:01:43,625, Character said: You know how I did that?

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At 00:01:45,714, Character said: This.

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At 00:01:47,019, Character said: If you don't win
the mental game,

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At 00:01:48,934, Character said: you do not win the game,

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At 00:01:50,501, Character said: and that's why I've
developed my new program...

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At 00:01:52,416, Character said: Knife Fight Tennis.

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At 00:01:54,331, Character said: I've designed Knife Fight Tennis

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At 00:01:56,203, Character said: for pros, semi-pros, amateurs
with something to prove.

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At 00:02:00,120, Character said: But in this program,
I'm not gonna teach you

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At 00:02:02,513, Character said: how to backhand or to use spin.

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At 00:02:04,689, Character said: I'm gonna teach you the art

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At 00:02:05,734, Character said: of the backhanded compliment,

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At 00:02:07,214, Character said: of how to spin the facts
in your favor to win...

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At 00:02:10,130, Character said: Knife Fight Tennis.

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At 00:02:12,001, Character said: How to pick up little details
from your opponent's childhood

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At 00:02:14,134, Character said: that you can drop into
conversation like,

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At 00:02:16,136, Character said: "Hey, Danny, that's
a great serve

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At 00:02:17,746, Character said: for someone that wet the
bed till they were 15."

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At 00:02:20,401, Character said: So, they get my
heart going again,

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At 00:02:22,533, Character said: but my leg is smashed
in four places.

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At 00:02:25,101, Character said: I mean, that's the end
of me and tennis. Done.

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At 00:02:29,323, Character said: Everything that came before
feels like a kind of dream.

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At 00:02:35,633, Character said: ♪ She's g***t a cold
heart, baby... ♪

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At 00:02:37,983, Character said: Everything that came after
feels like a sick joke.

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At 00:02:52,215, Character said: Hey, I've gotta get to
work, but don't you think

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At 00:02:53,999, Character said: we should just have a
chat about that email?

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At 00:02:55,871, Character said: I didn't get an email.

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At 00:02:58,178, Character said: Okay, well, if you'd read
the email, it would have

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At 00:02:59,788, Character said: moved this conversation on
about Tony a lot faster.

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At 00:03:01,355, Character said: Who's Tony?

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At 00:03:03,139, Character said: Tony is a colleague at work
with whom I've been having s***x.

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At 00:03:05,794, Character said: What the hell, Emily?
How many times?

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At 00:03:08,536, Character said: I've been trying
to engage with you

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At 00:03:09,667, Character said: on this issue for a while now,

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At 00:03:10,973, Character said: but honestly, it's
been a challenge.

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At 00:03:12,322, Character said: So, I figured this
was just an easier way

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At 00:03:13,976, Character said: to bring you up to speed with
where things are at with us.

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At 00:03:15,934, Character said: There's a bullet-point
list here.

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At 00:03:17,371, Character said: Yeah, yeah, just to
highlight the areas

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At 00:03:19,199, Character said: of our relationship that aren't
currently meeting expectations.

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At 00:03:21,113, Character said: Our s***x life, like...

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At 00:03:23,028, Character said: What's wrong with our s***x life?

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At 00:03:25,161, Character said: Did you like the dinner?

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At 00:03:26,728, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:27,729, Character said: The bolognese.

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At 00:03:29,209, Character said: Can we concentrate?

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At 00:03:31,211, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:03:33,604, Character said: I added Marmite.
That's the secret.

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At 00:03:34,866, Character said: That's why it's so delicious.

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At 00:03:36,390, Character said: Dutch, I don't wanna talk
about f***g dinner, okay?

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At 00:03:38,218, Character said: I'm concentrating.

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At 00:03:40,002, Character said: Just stop. Just wait.

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At 00:03:43,179, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:03:44,615, Character said: Do you like that?

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At 00:03:45,616, Character said: - Yeah.
- Yeah?

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At 00:03:47,227, Character said: That's good.

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At 00:03:48,402, Character said: You love it, don't you? Yeah.

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At 00:03:50,578, Character said: It brings out the umami.

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At 00:03:52,057, Character said: What!?

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At 00:03:53,058, Character said: Well, you see,

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At 00:03:54,321, Character said: this says that I'm
angry all the time.

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At 00:03:56,236, Character said: I'm not angry all the time.

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At 00:03:59,239, Character said: The other day, you went
on a 40-minute rant

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At 00:04:01,284, Character said: about how much you
hate unicyclists.

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At 00:04:03,025, Character said: I don't have a problem
with unicyclists,

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At 00:04:04,635, Character said: as long as they're
at the circus.

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At 00:04:06,246, Character said: But when you see a
guy riding a unicycle

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At 00:04:08,248, Character said: to work in the bike lane,

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At 00:04:10,206, Character said: oh, come on, mate.

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At 00:04:11,555, Character said: Like, that's how you
wanna get to work.

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At 00:04:13,992, Character said: You wanna get on your unicycle

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At 00:04:15,429, Character said: and just toddle off,
toddle off to work.

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At 00:04:17,082, Character said: It takes twice as long. And
all you're doing is saying,

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At 00:04:18,867, Character said: "Hey, look, I have balance."

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At 00:04:20,129, Character said: Oh, why don't you
f***g juggle?

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At 00:04:21,522, Character said: Why don't you start
juggling on the way?

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At 00:04:22,958, Character said: "Oh, I need to juggle,
because I need to

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At 00:04:24,699, Character said: work out my arms on my way to
work because this is how..."

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At 00:04:29,704, Character said: Emily...

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At 00:04:31,880, Character said: I was hit by a car.

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At 00:04:34,274, Character said: Be that as it may,
I just don't see

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At 00:04:36,450, Character said: how we can effectively
move forward,

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At 00:04:38,452, Character said: given the current
state of affairs.

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At 00:04:39,975, Character said: What current state of affairs?

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At 00:04:41,672, Character said: You're not the
same man I married.

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At 00:04:45,720, Character said: Okay, fine, fine. You go.

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At 00:04:48,288, Character said: But everyone is gonna
say that you left me

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At 00:04:50,290, Character said: because I have a limp.

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At 00:04:52,335, Character said: Be that as it may.

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At 00:04:54,685, Character said: And... and they're gonna say
that you're a terrible person,

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At 00:04:59,299, Character said: and they'll be right!

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At 00:05:01,126, Character said: Because you are! You
are a terrible person!

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At 00:05:06,262, Character said: Emily's not a terrible person.

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At 00:05:08,133, Character said: It's not her fault.

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At 00:05:10,484, Character said: She didn't sign up
for any of this.

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At 00:05:13,922, Character said: And it's not my
fault. What did I do?

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At 00:05:17,055, Character said: I was just walking
down the street,

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At 00:05:19,275, Character said: minding my own business.

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At 00:05:21,843, Character said: You know who I do blame, though?

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At 00:05:23,714, Character said: I blame the guy who
hit me with his car

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At 00:05:25,499, Character said: and left me there for dead.

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At 00:05:28,328, Character said: Yeah, I blame him for all of it.

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At 00:06:14,156, Character said: So, where are the cops
at with everything?

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At 00:06:16,506, Character said: Do you know how many
silver Toyota Corollas

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At 00:06:18,378, Character said: there are in this town?

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At 00:06:20,989, Character said: A holy f***k-ton,
that's how many.

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At 00:06:23,557, Character said: The cops threw in the towel
after looking at about 500.

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At 00:06:25,646, Character said: So, this guy just basically
g***t away with it all.

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At 00:06:28,388, Character said: Oh, yeah, I lost my job,

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At 00:06:29,911, Character said: I lost my house, I lost my wife.

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At 00:06:31,913, Character said: He's just out there right now,

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At 00:06:34,002, Character said: living his life, happy as Larry.

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At 00:06:36,439, Character said: He's probably laughing
at me right now.

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At 00:06:39,399, Character said: Probably not even
thinking about you, bro.

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At 00:06:41,357, Character said: Yeah, well, he
f***g should be!

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At 00:06:43,228, Character said: I think about him all the time,

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At 00:06:46,188, Character said: every time my hip aches.

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