The.Paragon.2023.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-FLUX Subtitles

00:00:58,493 --> 00:01:00,Six minutes.

00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:03,That's how long they reckon
my heart stopped for.

00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,You know, they talk
about a white light...

00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,life flashing before your eyes.

00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,Well, I didn't get
any of that s***t.

00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,The only reason I'm alive

00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:12,is because that shop
owner down the road

00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,had one of those
heart-zapper machine things,

00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:18,and... bzzt... zaps
me back to life.

00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,He told the cops that
the car that hit me,

00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,it just drove off.

00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,It was a silver Toyota Corolla.

00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,He didn't get the number plate.

00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,Come on, hey.

00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,I'm Dutch Nordstrom,

00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,ex-professional tennis
player and entrepreneur,

00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,and I have a new
program for you.

00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,See, in my long
career, I've beaten

00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,some of the best
players in the world.

00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,You know how I did that?

00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:47,This.

00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:48,If you don't win
the mental game,

00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,you do not win the game,

00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,and that's why I've
developed my new program...

00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,Knife Fight Tennis.

00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:56,I've designed Knife Fight Tennis

00:01:56,203 --> 00:02:00,for pros, semi-pros, amateurs
with something to prove.

00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,But in this program,
I'm not gonna teach you

00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,how to backhand or to use spin.

00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,I'm gonna teach you the art

00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,of the backhanded compliment,

00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,of how to spin the facts
in your favor to win...

00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,Knife Fight Tennis.

00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:14,How to pick up little details
from your opponent's childhood

00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,that you can drop into
conversation like,

00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,"Hey, Danny, that's
a great serve

00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,for someone that wet the
bed till they were 15."

00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,So, they get my
heart going again,

00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,but my leg is smashed
in four places.

00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:29,I mean, that's the end
of me and tennis. Done.

00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:32,Everything that came before
feels like a kind of dream.

00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,♪ She's g***t a cold
heart, baby... ♪

00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:42,Everything that came after
feels like a sick joke.

00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,Hey, I've gotta get to
work, but don't you think

00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,we should just have a
chat about that email?

00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,I didn't get an email.

00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,Okay, well, if you'd read
the email, it would have

00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,moved this conversation on
about Tony a lot faster.

00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,Who's Tony?

00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,Tony is a colleague at work
with whom I've been having s***x.

00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:08,What the hell, Emily?
How many times?

00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,I've been trying
to engage with you

00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,on this issue for a while now,

00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,but honestly, it's
been a challenge.

00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,So, I figured this
was just an easier way

00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,to bring you up to speed with
where things are at with us.

00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,There's a bullet-point
list here.

00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,Yeah, yeah, just to
highlight the areas

00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,of our relationship that aren't
currently meeting expectations.

00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,Our s***x life, like...

00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:25,What's wrong with our s***x life?

00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,Did you like the dinner?

00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:27,What?

00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,The bolognese.

00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,Can we concentrate?

00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,Uh...

00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:34,I added Marmite.
That's the secret.

00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,That's why it's so delicious.

00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,Dutch, I don't wanna talk
about f***g dinner, okay?

00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,I'm concentrating.

00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,Just stop. Just wait.

00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,Yeah, yeah.

00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,Do you like that?

00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,- Yeah.
- Yeah?

00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,That's good.

00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,You love it, don't you? Yeah.

00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,It brings out the umami.

00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,What!?

00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,Well, you see,

00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,this says that I'm
angry all the time.

00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,I'm not angry all the time.

00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,The other day, you went
on a 40-minute rant

00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,about how much you
hate unicyclists.

00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,I don't have a problem
with unicyclists,

00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,as long as they're
at the circus.

00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,But when you see a
guy riding a unicycle

00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,to work in the bike lane,

00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:11,oh, come on, mate.

00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:13,Like, that's how you
wanna get to work.

00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,You wanna get on your unicycle

00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:17,and just toddle off,
toddle off to work.

00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,It takes twice as long. And
all you're doing is saying,

00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,"Hey, look, I have balance."

00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,Oh, why don't you
f***g juggle?

00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:22,Why don't you start
juggling on the way?

00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,"Oh, I need to juggle,
because I need to

00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,work out my arms on my way to
work because this is how..."

00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,Emily...

00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,I was hit by a car.

00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,Be that as it may,
I just don't see

00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,how we can effectively
move forward,

00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:39,given the current
state of affairs.

00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,What current state of affairs?

00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,You're not the
same man I married.

00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,Okay, fine, fine. You go.

00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,But everyone is gonna
say that you left me

00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,because I have a limp.

00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,Be that as it may.

00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:59,And... and they're gonna say
that you're a terrible person,

00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,and they'll be right!

00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:04,Because you are! You
are a terrible person!

00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,Emily's not a terrible person.

00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,It's not her fault.

00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:13,She didn't sign up
for any of this.

00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:17,And it's not my
fault. What did I do?

00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:19,I was just walking
down the street,

00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,minding my own business.

00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,You know who I do blame, though?

00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,I blame the guy who
hit me with his car

00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:28,and left me there for dead.

00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,Yeah, I blame him for all of it.

00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,So, where are the cops
at with everything?

00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,Do you know how many
silver Toyota Corollas

00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,there are in this town?

00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:23,A holy f***k-ton,
that's how many.

00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,The cops threw in the towel
after looking at about 500.

00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:28,So, this guy just basically
g***t away with it all.

00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,Oh, yeah, I lost my job,

00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,I lost my house, I lost my wife.

00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:34,He's just out there right now,

00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:36,living his life, happy as Larry.

00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:39,He's probably laughing
at me right now.

00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,Probably not even
thinking about you, bro.

00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,Yeah, well, he
f***g should be!

00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:46,I think about him all the time,

00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:48,every time my hip aches.

00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:51,585...