The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E17.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,760, Character said: Back in the '80s,
nothing was more important

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At 00:00:03,796, Character said: to my brother
than Flyers hockey.

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At 00:00:05,626, Character said: When they made it
to the Stanley Cup Finals,

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At 00:00:07,524, Character said: he knew exactly who to thank--
himself.

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At 00:00:10,010, Character said: Because of my hard work

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At 00:00:12,046, Character said: and unwavering dedication
to the Flyers,

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At 00:00:14,566, Character said: they are now on the precipice
of becoming world champions.

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At 00:00:17,224, Character said: - Your hard work?
- Who else has suited up

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At 00:00:19,467, Character said: for every game
in their quasi-officially
sanctioned T-shirt,

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At 00:00:22,332, Character said: stretched, ready to go,

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At 00:00:23,885, Character said: with two orange popsicles
in a bowl, always to the side?

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At 00:00:26,129, Character said: I've seen this
in sports films.

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At 00:00:28,338, Character said: Superstitious nutballs think
they somehow control

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At 00:00:30,478, Character said: the outcome
of the game,

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At 00:00:31,755, Character said: so they repeat the behavior
in hopes of another win.

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At 00:00:34,137, Character said: Well, in my very special case,
it works.

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At 00:00:36,415, Character said: No one believes that.

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At 00:00:37,899, Character said: Yes, my baby helped
the Flyers win.

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At 00:00:41,351, Character said: I'm as proud as the mothers
of the players

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At 00:00:43,388, Character said: I will be sitting with
during the victory parade.

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At 00:00:45,528, Character said: You do you,
I guess.

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At 00:00:47,357, Character said: But why are the rest of us
involved in these antics?

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At 00:00:49,601, Character said: In addition to all I will do
to help the Flyers win,
here's what you will do.

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At 00:00:52,983, Character said: Since the beginning
of the season,

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At 00:00:55,020, Character said: I've been tracking all
your behaviors during games

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At 00:00:58,092, Character said: to see if they help
or hurt the Flyers.

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At 00:00:59,749, Character said: You've been
watching us?

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At 00:01:00,922, Character said: I watch you all, too.

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At 00:01:02,510, Character said: It's not weird.
Go on, Barry.

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At 00:01:03,925, Character said: Mom,
let's start with you.

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At 00:01:05,513, Character said: Ah, I'm number one on your list
and in your heart.

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At 00:01:07,895, Character said: For the last
seven victories,

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At 00:01:09,379, Character said: you served us food
that was black and/or orange.

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At 00:01:12,072, Character said: The colors of your team.

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At 00:01:13,763, Character said: And construction signs
and monarch butterflies
and Garfield.

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At 00:01:15,937, Character said: It's all random nonsense.

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At 00:01:17,249, Character said: Thus, everything we consume
from here-to-forth

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At 00:01:19,941, Character said: must be black or orange.

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At 00:01:21,702, Character said: For my superstitious Schmoo,
I'll make it happen.

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At 00:01:24,463, Character said: Oh! I'm part
of his life. Ha!

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At 00:01:26,120, Character said: Wait,
we have to eat carrots

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At 00:01:28,088, Character said: and licorice
for every meal

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At 00:01:29,744, Character said: just to placate
this lunatic?

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At 00:01:30,952, Character said: Look who's too good
to eat garbage.

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At 00:01:32,989, Character said: When I was your age,
I ate my own clothes,
and I loved it.

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At 00:01:35,474, Character said: Which brings me
to Pop-Pop.

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At 00:01:36,889, Character said: I'm afraid you're not allowed
in the house during the finals.

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At 00:01:38,960, Character said: - What are you
yammering about?
- The research shows

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At 00:01:40,893, Character said: when you're
on the premises, we lose.

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At 00:01:42,585, Character said: - Facts matter.
- Yeah, but it's
cold outside.

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At 00:01:43,689, Character said: Where ** I gonna go?

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At 00:01:45,105, Character said: I've already enlisted
Ginzy and Essie

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At 00:01:46,727, Character said: to take turns hosting you
at their homes.

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At 00:01:48,729, Character said: Oh, a couple of broads
are detaining me.
Not too shabby.

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At 00:01:51,559, Character said: They fought me on it. Hard.

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At 00:01:53,630, Character said: You're not
the belle of the ball
you think you are.

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At 00:01:55,218, Character said: I hope your team loses.

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At 00:01:56,737, Character said: Now, we come to Adam.

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At 00:01:59,395, Character said: Sweet, precious Adam.

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At 00:02:01,500, Character said: No water!

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At 00:02:02,743, Character said: That was your water.

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At 00:02:03,985, Character said: It was
for dramatic effect.

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At 00:02:05,642, Character said: You will not allow nature's
tears to touch your lips

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At 00:02:08,162, Character said: for the entirety
of the Flyers playoff run.

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At 00:02:09,888, Character said: And why, exactly?

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At 00:02:11,234, Character said: Last Tuesday, you took a sip
and Rick Tocchet

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At 00:02:13,271, Character said: g***t a two-minute penalty
for slashing.

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At 00:02:14,858, Character said: You were also breathing,
but I'm not unreasonable.

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At 00:02:17,067, Character said: I'm definitely gonna
drink water.

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At 00:02:18,414, Character said: Thought you
might say that.

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At 00:02:20,864, Character said: Is this you holding up a knife
to Optimus Prime?

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At 00:02:24,351, Character said: And you'll never see him again
unless you do what I say.

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At 00:02:26,939, Character said: It's like five bucks.
I'll get a new one.

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At 00:02:28,458, Character said: Well, can you replace
all your Transformers?

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At 00:02:31,634, Character said: My babies!

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At 00:02:33,360, Character said: Fine! I'll drink soda all day,
every day!

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At 00:02:35,810, Character said: - Ya happy?
- Not yet.

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At 00:02:37,191, Character said: - You also can't change
your underwear.
- What?

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At 00:02:39,124, Character said: When you don your current
tighty-whities, the Flyers win.
It's just math.

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At 00:02:41,678, Character said: How do you
even know that?

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At 00:02:44,302, Character said: On second thought,
never tell me.

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At 00:02:46,166, Character said: I made Doritos
and Oreo tops.

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At 00:02:48,478, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:02:49,686, Character said: Our championship run
starts now.

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At 00:02:53,897, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:02:55,899, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:03:01,422, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:03:03,321, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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At 00:03:06,393, Character said: It was spring 1980-something,

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At 00:03:08,671, Character said: and Erica and Geoff
were packing up baby Muriel

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At 00:03:10,638, Character said: for a day with
Grammy Linda and Grampy Lou.

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At 00:03:12,985, Character said: Ooh, Goodnight Moon.

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At 00:03:15,022, Character said: The perfect sleepy-time book
for any baby.

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At 00:03:16,920, Character said: And some emotionally
in-touch dads.

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At 00:03:18,474, Character said: It's not like Muriel needs
anything to help her

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At 00:03:20,303, Character said: fall asleep
at your parents' house.

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At 00:03:21,511, Character said: - What's that supposed
to mean?
- A day with your parents

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At 00:03:23,410, Character said: isn't exactly baby Mardi Gras.

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At 00:03:25,929, Character said: They just plop her down
in front
of a boring documentary

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At 00:03:28,242, Character said: or have her watch your dad
as he counts out
his afternoon prunes.

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At 00:03:30,693, Character said: Six prunes.

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At 00:03:31,866, Character said: It's only a small part
of the day.

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At 00:03:33,351, Character said: And they have some fun toys
over there.

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At 00:03:34,731, Character said: You mean like that one wooden
spoon and Lou's car keys?

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At 00:03:37,217, Character said: Car keys to you,
but with a baby's imagination,

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At 00:03:39,667, Character said: they open the door
to wonder.

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At 00:03:41,221, Character said: And that strange cedar box
in his closet.

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At 00:03:43,084, Character said: What's in there, Papa?

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At 00:03:44,534, Character said: When my mom has the baby,
they go to the park,

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At 00:03:46,433, Character said: the museum,
the petting zoo.

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At 00:03:48,504, Character said: And then
she puts together

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At 00:03:50,091, Character said: a photo album
of the whole thing.

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At 00:03:51,438, Character said: Sure, they're clearly
treasured keepsakes,

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At 00:03:54,510, Character said: but your mom also gets way
more time with the baby.

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At 00:03:56,926, Character said: Like every day.

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At 00:03:58,410, Character said: Unlike your parents, my mom
plans active, fun things to do.

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At 00:04:01,896, Character said: It's cool.
It's important for Muriel
to learn that some days

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At 00:04:04,830, Character said: are total snooze-fests.

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At 00:04:06,038, Character said: I can assure you that today,

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At 00:04:07,523, Character said: our daughter
will be living it up

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At 00:04:09,249, Character said: in the streets
with the people.

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At 00:04:10,871, Character said: I don't think I've ever seen
your dad in sunlight,

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At 00:04:12,597, Character said: but I definitely believe
your hollow words, sweetie.

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At 00:04:17,326, Character said: There's our granddaughter
we never see.

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At 00:04:19,362, Character said: Look at her, Linda.
She's all grown up.

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At 00:04:20,984, Character said: Does she even remember
who we are?

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At 00:04:23,297, Character said: Muriel,
I'm your father's mother.

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At 00:04:26,300, Character said: I get it. You'd like
to see her more,

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