Never Have I Ever S01E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:15,473, Character said: Hey, gods. It's Devi Vishwakumar,

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At 00:00:17,892, Character said: your favorite Hindu girl
in the San Fernando Valley.

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At 00:00:21,146, Character said: What's a-poppin'?

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At 00:00:22,689, Character said: It's the first day of school,
and I thought we should have a check in.

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At 00:00:25,942, Character said: I think we can all agree
that last year sucked

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At 00:00:28,403, Character said: for a number of reasons.

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At 00:00:30,238, Character said: So I thought of a few ways
you guys can make it up to me.

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At 00:00:32,615, Character said: One: I'd like to be invited to a party
with alcohol and hard drugs.

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At 00:00:36,745, Character said: I'm not gonna do them.
I'd just like the opportunity to say:

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At 00:00:39,789, Character said: "No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good."

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At 00:00:42,500, Character said: Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out.

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At 00:00:45,587, Character said: I know it's an Indian thing,

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At 00:00:47,047, Character said: but my forearms look like
the frigging floor of a barber shop.

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At 00:00:50,091, Character said: And lastly, most importantly,

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At 00:00:51,843, Character said: I'd really, really like a boyfriend,

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At 00:00:54,637, Character said: but not some nerd from one of AP classes.

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At 00:00:56,973, Character said: Like a guy from a sports team.

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At 00:00:58,600, Character said: He can be dumb. I don't care.

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At 00:00:59,934, Character said: I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie,
who could rock me all night long.

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At 00:01:04,606, Character said: Thanks for considering. I love you guys.

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At 00:01:08,276, Character said: As she said,
this is Devi Vishwakumar.

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At 00:01:11,488, Character said: She's a 15-year-old Indian-American girl
from Sherman Oaks, California,

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At 00:01:15,450, Character said: and it's her first day of sophomore year.

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At 00:01:18,036, Character said: And I ** legendary tennis player,
John McEnroe.

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At 00:01:21,122, Character said: Point to Mr. McEnroe.

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At 00:01:28,463, Character said: Wow, I look great there.

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At 00:01:30,924, Character said: Now, you may be asking yourself:

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At 00:01:32,634, Character said: why is sports icon John McEnroe
narrating this tale?

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At 00:01:36,137, Character said: -Dammit!
-It'll make sense later, I promise.

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At 00:01:38,556, Character said: Her story starts
when her parents, Nalini and Mohan,

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At 00:01:41,476, Character said: moved to the United States
in September 2001.

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At 00:01:44,395, Character said: Not a super chill time
to be a brown person in America.

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At 00:01:51,111, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:01:53,321, Character said: Devi worshipped her father.

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At 00:01:55,907, Character said: And while he and her mother stayed true
to their Indian roots...

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At 00:01:59,202, Character said: No, no, no, thank you.
We are vegetarians.

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At 00:02:01,579, Character said: ...Devi was all-American.

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At 00:02:05,416, Character said: But shortly after this barbecue,

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At 00:02:07,961, Character said: things g***t complicated
for this little family.

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At 00:02:12,090, Character said: At Devi's spring orchestra concert,

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At 00:02:15,927, Character said: Mohan had a heart attack.

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At 00:02:17,887, Character said: Mohan!

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At 00:02:20,098, Character said: Somebody call 9-1-1!

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At 00:02:21,808, Character said: Somebody call an ambulance.
An ambulance, please!

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At 00:02:24,644, Character said: Mohan!

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At 00:02:26,521, Character said: He died.

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At 00:02:28,815, Character said: Devi was devastated,

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At 00:02:31,151, Character said: but things were about to get even worse.

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At 00:02:34,112, Character said: A week later...

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At 00:02:39,450, Character said: Devi's legs stopped working.

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At 00:02:48,126, Character said: There was no medical reason why,
but they were definitely not working.

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At 00:02:52,589, Character said: And now, she was in a wheelchair.

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At 00:02:54,966, Character said: Just because Devi is confined
to a wheelchair,

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At 00:02:58,052, Character said: does not make her any less human.

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At 00:03:01,306, Character said: As far as we know, it's not contagious.

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At 00:03:03,183, Character said: But she wouldn't have to
go through it alone.

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At 00:03:05,685, Character said: Her two best friends
took the situation in stride.

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At 00:03:09,522, Character said: Well, maybe not in stride,
but definitely in character.

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At 00:03:13,443, Character said: One day, you will walk again.

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At 00:03:15,528, Character said: If not, I will build you legs.

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At 00:03:18,698, Character said: This is Fabiola Torres,
captain of the high school robotics team.

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At 00:03:22,827, Character said: And this is Eleanor Wong,
president of the drama club.

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At 00:03:26,539, Character said: This is worse than
if it were happening to me.

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At 00:03:29,000, Character said: In protest, I shan't use my legs either.

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At 00:03:32,587, Character said: Aside from her friends,

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At 00:03:34,339, Character said: there was only one other person
who could raise her spirits...

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At 00:03:37,675, Character said: and also her heart rate.

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At 00:03:43,097, Character said: Paxton Hall-Yoshida,
the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks High.

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At 00:03:47,143, Character said: I know it's a little weird for me
to be saying that,

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At 00:03:49,938, Character said: but come on, look at this kid's jawline.

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At 00:03:56,778, Character said: And as it turned out,

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At 00:03:58,071, Character said: three months
after Devi's paralysis set in,

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At 00:04:02,367, Character said: Paxton's chiseled face
actually worked a miracle.

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At 00:04:07,205, Character said: Come on, dude.
Give me a turn.

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At 00:04:12,543, Character said: Just like that, she could walk again.

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At 00:04:16,214, Character said: So today, Devi returns to high school.

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At 00:04:18,758, Character said: Can she shed her old identity

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At 00:04:20,843, Character said: as the paralyzed Indian girl,

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At 00:04:22,971, Character said: whose dad dropped dead
at a school function?

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At 00:04:25,431, Character said: It's not likely.

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At 00:04:26,641, Character said: Those things are pretty unforgettable,

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At 00:04:28,726, Character said: but with working legs
comes a whole host of new possibilities.

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At 00:04:32,814, Character said: So go get 'em, Devi!

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At 00:04:41,364, Character said: Devi, are you still praying?
Our gods have other stuff to do, you know?

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At 00:04:44,534, Character said: I was about to ask for good grades.

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At 00:04:46,369, Character said: Now, grab your textbooks. We need to go.

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At 00:04:49,163, Character said: Devi,

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At 00:04:50,331, Character said: that textbook has been blessed.
If it touches the ground,

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At 00:04:52,583, Character said: I have to take it back to the priest.

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At 00:04:54,127, Character said: I don't have the time
to go to Rancho Cucamonga today.

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At 00:04:56,254, Character said: It's fine. I caught it.

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At 00:05:02,051, Character said: Oh, Devi!

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At 00:05:03,594, Character said: I made you a lunch.

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At 00:05:04,887, Character said: {\an8} That's Devi's cousin, Kamala.

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At 00:05:06,889, Character said: {\an8} She moved in after Mohan's passing
to complete her PhD at CalTech.

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At 00:05:10,852, Character said: {\an8} Devi is not a fan.

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At 00:05:12,228, Character said: {\an8}I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays.
It's square pizza day.

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At 00:05:15,606, Character said: Devi, don't be rude
to your beautiful cousin.

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At 00:05:17,984, Character said: I'm not that beautiful.

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At 00:05:23,656, Character said: Sorry. Are you a model?

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At 00:05:25,742, Character said: Oh, thank you so much.

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At 00:05:27,452, Character said: {\an8}No. I'm a biologist.

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At 00:05:29,579, Character said: {\an8}I could never be a model.
I'm too curvaceous.

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At 00:05:32,498, Character said: {\an8}I know this sounds crazy,
but would you want to get dinner?

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At 00:05:35,376, Character said: {\an8}Hey, buddy, keep it moving.

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At 00:05:36,711, Character said: {\an8}Take your broke-a***s bike
and get out of here.

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At 00:05:38,755, Character said: This can't keep happening.

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At 00:05:40,590, Character said: {\an8}Our recycling bins
can't take much more of this.

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At 00:05:46,262, Character said: How long is Kamala gonna stay with us?

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At 00:05:48,306, Character said: {\an8}As long as it takes for her
to finish her studies. Why?

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At 00:05:51,100, Character said: {\an8}She's just so... Indian.

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At 00:05:53,561, Character said: {\an8}Like, the other day,

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At 00:05:54,479, Character said: {\an8}she said she was gonna open the TV
instead of turn on the TV.

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At 00:05:57,398, Character said: {\an8}Devi, she's family.
She's bettering her life.

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At 00:05:59,942, Character said: {\an8}You could actually learn a bit from her.

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At 00:06:01,611, Character said: {\an8}I bet she doesn't let
her textbooks fall on the floor.

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At 00:06:04,697, Character said: Oh, my God.
It never touched the ground!

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At 00:06:13,373, Character said: {\an8} As Devi walked into school
for the first time,

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At 00:06:16,334, Character said: {\an8} it was impossible not to notice
everybody staring at her.

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At 00:06:20,004, Character said: {\an8} But it didn't matter,
because she had her squad.

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At 00:06:22,757, Character said: {\an8}Have you seen the nurse's new haircut?
I love it.

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At 00:06:26,469, Character said: No, I have to check it out.

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At 00:06:28,554, Character said: {\an8}Guys, sophomore year is gonna be our year.
I can feel it....