Never Have I Ever S01E01 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,809 Hey, gods. It's Devi Vishwakumar, 2 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:20,687 your favorite Hindu girl in the San Fernando Valley. 3 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,605 What's a-poppin'? 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,525 It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check in. 5 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,319 I think we can all agree that last year sucked 6 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,738 for a number of reasons. 7 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:32,532 So I thought of a few ways you guys can make it up to me. 8 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:36,369 One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs. 9 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,706 I'm not gonna do them. I'd just like the opportunity to say: 10 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:42,000 "No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good." 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,128 Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out. 12 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,963 I know it's an Indian thing, 13 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,549 but my forearms look like the frigging floor of a barber shop. 14 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,760 And lastly, most importantly, 15 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,554 I'd really, really like a boyfriend, 16 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,890 but not some nerd from one of AP classes. 17 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,516 Like a guy from a sports team. 18 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,851 He can be dumb. I don't care. 19 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:03,688 I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie, who could rock me all night long. 20 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,733 Thanks for considering. I love you guys. 21 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,404 As she said, this is Devi Vishwakumar. 22 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,366 She's a 15-year-old Indian-American girl from Sherman Oaks, California, 23 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,619 and it's her first day of sophomore year. 24 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:21,039 And I ** legendary tennis player, John McEnroe. 25 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,208 Point to Mr. McEnroe. 26 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,507 Wow, I look great there. 27 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,550 Now, you may be asking yourself: 28 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,054 why is sports icon John McEnroe narrating this tale? 29 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,348 -Dammit! -It'll make sense later, I promise. 30 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:41,392 Her story starts when her parents, Nalini and Mohan, 31 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,312 moved to the United States in September 2001. 32 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:47,816 Not a super chill time to be a brown person in America. 33 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,238 Yes! 34 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,365 Devi worshipped her father. 35 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:59,119 And while he and her mother stayed true to their Indian roots... 36 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,121 No, no, no, thank you. We are vegetarians. 37 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,289 ...Devi was all-American. 38 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,460 But shortly after this barbecue, 39 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,672 things g***t complicated for this little family. 40 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,925 At Devi's spring orchestra concert, 41 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,804 Mohan had a heart attack. 42 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:20,014 Mohan! 43 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,349 Somebody call 9-1-1! 44 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,561 Somebody call an ambulance. An ambulance, please! 45 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,437 Mohan! 46 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,689 He died. 47 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,067 Devi was devastated, 48 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,236 but things were about to get even worse. 49 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,321 A week later... 50 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,910 Devi's legs stopped working. 51 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:52,005 There was no medical reason why, but they were definitely not working. 52 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,507 And now, she was in a wheelchair. 53 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,969 Just because Devi is confined to a wheelchair, 54 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,889 does not make her any less human. 55 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,099 As far as we know, it's not contagious. 56 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,602 But she wouldn't have to go through it alone. 57 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,938 Her two best friends took the situation in stride. 58 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,984 Well, maybe not in stride, but definitely in character. 59 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,445 One day, you will walk again. 60 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,156 If not, I will build you legs. 61 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:22,744 This is Fabiola Torres, captain of the high school robotics team. 62 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:26,456 And this is Eleanor Wong, president of the drama club. 63 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,917 This is worse than if it were happening to me. 64 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,753 In protest, I shan't use my legs either. 65 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,214 Aside from her friends, 66 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,008 there was only one other person who could raise her spirits... 67 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,260 and also her heart rate. 68 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:47,060 Paxton Hall-Yoshida, the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks High. 69 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,479 I know it's a little weird for me to be saying that, 70 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,232 but come on, look at this kid's jawline. 71 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:57,987 And as it turned out, 72 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,865 three months after Devi's paralysis set in, 73 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:06,037 Paxton's chiseled face actually worked a miracle. 74 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,332 Come on, dude. Give me a turn. 75 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:15,171 Just like that, she could walk again. 76 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,675 So today, Devi returns to high school. 77 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,760 Can she shed her old identity 78 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,887 as the paralyzed Indian girl, 79 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,139 whose dad dropped dead at a school function? 80 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,557 It's not likely. 81 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,643 Those things are pretty unforgettable, 82 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:32,730 but with working legs comes a whole host of new possibilities. 83 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:33,982 So go get 'em, Devi! 84 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,450 Devi, are you still praying? Our gods have other stuff to do, you know? 85 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,286 I was about to ask for good grades. 86 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,912 Now, grab your textbooks. We need to go. 87 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,248 Devi, 88 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,500 that textbook has been blessed. If it touches the ground, 89 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,043 I have to take it back to the priest. 90 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,170 I don't have the time to go to Rancho Cucamonga today. 91 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,506 It's fine. I caught it. 92 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,261 Oh, Devi! 93 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:04,554 I made you a lunch. 94 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,806 {\an8} That's Devi's cousin, Kamala. 95 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:10,310 {\an8} She moved in after Mohan's passing to complete her PhD at CalTech. 96 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,145 {\an8} Devi is not a fan. 97 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,772 {\an8}I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays. It's square pizza day. 98 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,442 Devi, don't be rude to your beautiful cousin. 99 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,110 I'm not that beautiful. 100 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,325 Sorry. Are you a model? 101 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,368 Oh, thank you so much. 102 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,995 {\an8}No. I'm a biologist. 103 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,040 {\an8}I could never be a model. I'm too curvaceous. 104 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,293 {\an8}I know this sounds crazy, but would you want to get dinner? 105 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,627 {\an8}Hey, buddy, keep it moving. 106 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,671 {\an8}Take your broke-a***s bike and get out of here. 107 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,131 This can't keep happening. 108 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,051 {\an8}Our recycling bins can't take much more of this. 109 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,222 How long is Kamala gonna stay with us? 110 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,017 {\an8}As long as it takes for her to finish her studies. Why? 111 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,144 {\an8}She's just so... Indian. 112 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,395 {\an8}Like, the other day, 113 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,315 {\an8}she said she was gonna open the TV instead of turn on the TV. 114 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,859 {\an8}Devi, she's family. She's bettering her life. 115 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:01,527 {\an8}You could actually learn a bit from her. 116 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,614 {\an8}I bet she doesn't let her textbooks fall on the floor. 117 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,241 Oh, my God. It never touched the ground! 118 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,250 {\an8} As Devi walked into school for the first time, 119 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:19,587 {\an8} it was impossible not to notice everybody staring at her. 120 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:22,673 {\an8} But it didn't matter, because she had her squad. 121 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:26,386 {\an8}Have you seen the nurse's new haircut? I love it. 122 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,137 No, I have to check it out. 123 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,933 {\an8}Guys, sophomore year is gonna be our year. I can feel it....