Never Have I Ever S01E01 Subtitles

00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,Hey, gods. It's Devi Vishwakumar,

00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:20,your favorite Hindu girl
in the San Fernando Valley.

00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,What's a-poppin'?

00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,It's the first day of school,
and I thought we should have a check in.

00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,I think we can all agree
that last year sucked

00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,for a number of reasons.

00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:32,So I thought of a few ways
you guys can make it up to me.

00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:36,One: I'd like to be invited to a party
with alcohol and hard drugs.

00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,I'm not gonna do them.
I'd just like the opportunity to say:

00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:42,"No cocaine for me, thanks. I'm good."

00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,Two: I'd love for my arm hair to thin out.

00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,I know it's an Indian thing,

00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,but my forearms look like
the frigging floor of a barber shop.

00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,And lastly, most importantly,

00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,I'd really, really like a boyfriend,

00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,but not some nerd from one of AP classes.

00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,Like a guy from a sports team.

00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,He can be dumb. I don't care.

00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:03,I just want him to be a stone-cold hottie,
who could rock me all night long.

00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,Thanks for considering. I love you guys.

00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,As she said,
this is Devi Vishwakumar.

00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,She's a 15-year-old Indian-American girl
from Sherman Oaks, California,

00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,and it's her first day of sophomore year.

00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:21,And I ** legendary tennis player,
John McEnroe.

00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,Point to Mr. McEnroe.

00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,Wow, I look great there.

00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,Now, you may be asking yourself:

00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,why is sports icon John McEnroe
narrating this tale?

00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,-Dammit!
-It'll make sense later, I promise.

00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:41,Her story starts
when her parents, Nalini and Mohan,

00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,moved to the United States
in September 2001.

00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:47,Not a super chill time
to be a brown person in America.

00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,Yes!

00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,Devi worshipped her father.

00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:59,And while he and her mother stayed true
to their Indian roots...

00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,No, no, no, thank you.
We are vegetarians.

00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,...Devi was all-American.

00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,But shortly after this barbecue,

00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,things g***t complicated
for this little family.

00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,At Devi's spring orchestra concert,

00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,Mohan had a heart attack.

00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:20,Mohan!

00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,Somebody call 9-1-1!

00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,Somebody call an ambulance.
An ambulance, please!

00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,Mohan!

00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,He died.

00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:31,Devi was devastated,

00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,but things were about to get even worse.

00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,A week later...

00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,Devi's legs stopped working.

00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:52,There was no medical reason why,
but they were definitely not working.

00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,And now, she was in a wheelchair.

00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,Just because Devi is confined
to a wheelchair,

00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,does not make her any less human.

00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,As far as we know, it's not contagious.

00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,But she wouldn't have to
go through it alone.

00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,Her two best friends
took the situation in stride.

00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,Well, maybe not in stride,
but definitely in character.

00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,One day, you will walk again.

00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,If not, I will build you legs.

00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:22,This is Fabiola Torres,
captain of the high school robotics team.

00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:26,And this is Eleanor Wong,
president of the drama club.

00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,This is worse than
if it were happening to me.

00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,In protest, I shan't use my legs either.

00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,Aside from her friends,

00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,there was only one other person
who could raise her spirits...

00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,and also her heart rate.

00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:47,Paxton Hall-Yoshida,
the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks High.

00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,I know it's a little weird for me
to be saying that,

00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,but come on, look at this kid's jawline.

00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:57,And as it turned out,

00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,three months
after Devi's paralysis set in,

00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:06,Paxton's chiseled face
actually worked a miracle.

00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,Come on, dude.
Give me a turn.

00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:15,Just like that, she could walk again.

00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,So today, Devi returns to high school.

00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,Can she shed her old identity

00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,as the paralyzed Indian girl,

00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,whose dad dropped dead
at a school function?

00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,It's not likely.

00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,Those things are pretty unforgettable,

00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:32,but with working legs
comes a whole host of new possibilities.

00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:33,So go get 'em, Devi!

00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,Devi, are you still praying?
Our gods have other stuff to do, you know?

00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,I was about to ask for good grades.

00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,Now, grab your textbooks. We need to go.

00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:50,Devi,

00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:52,that textbook has been blessed.
If it touches the ground,

00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,I have to take it back to the priest.

00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,I don't have the time
to go to Rancho Cucamonga today.

00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,It's fine. I caught it.

00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,Oh, Devi!

00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:04,I made you a lunch.

00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,{\an8} That's Devi's cousin, Kamala.

00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:10,{\an8} She moved in after Mohan's passing
to complete her PhD at CalTech.

00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,{\an8} Devi is not a fan.

00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,{\an8}I don't bring lunch on Tuesdays.
It's square pizza day.

00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,Devi, don't be rude
to your beautiful cousin.

00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,I'm not that beautiful.

00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,Sorry. Are you a model?

00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,Oh, thank you so much.

00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,{\an8}No. I'm a biologist.

00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,{\an8}I could never be a model.
I'm too curvaceous.

00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,{\an8}I know this sounds crazy,
but would you want to get dinner?

00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,{\an8}Hey, buddy, keep it moving.

00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,{\an8}Take your broke-a***s bike
and get out of here.

00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,This can't keep happening.

00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,{\an8}Our recycling bins
can't take much more of this.

00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,How long is Kamala gonna stay with us?

00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,{\an8}As long as it takes for her
to finish her studies. Why?

00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,{\an8}She's just so... Indian.

00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,{\an8}Like, the other day,

00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,{\an8}she said she was gonna open the TV
instead of turn on the TV.

00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,{\an8}Devi, she's family.
She's bettering her life.

00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:01,{\an8}You could actually learn a bit from her.

00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,{\an8}I bet she doesn't let
her textbooks fall on the floor.

00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,Oh, my God.
It never touched the ground!

00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,{\an8} As Devi walked into school
for the first time,

00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:19,{\an8} it was impossible not to notice
everybody staring at her.

00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:22,{\an8} But it didn't matter,
because she had her squad.

00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:26,{\an8}Have you seen the nurse's new haircut?
I love it.

00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,No, I have to check it out.

00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,{\an8}Guys, sophomore year is gonna be our year.
I can feel it....