Irreversible Straight Cut 2020 1080p BluRay x264 Subtitles

00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:30,Hey, there, Alexandra.

00:04:33,081 --> 00:04:36,It's Pierre. My car's broken down
so we'll be taking the Métro.

00:04:38,081 --> 00:04:40,See you in half an hour.

00:05:06,921 --> 00:05:08,I had a dream.

00:05:21,201 --> 00:05:22,It was weird.

00:05:39,001 --> 00:05:40,My arm's gone dead.

00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:51,I was in a tunnel.

00:05:54,641 --> 00:05:55,A tunnel.

00:05:57,841 --> 00:05:59,It was red.

00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,And then...

00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:06,Then the tunnel broke in two.

00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,I think it's...

00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,because of my period.

00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:37,I'm late, you know.

00:06:44,921 --> 00:06:46,Very late?

00:06:51,841 --> 00:06:53,No, a few days.

00:06:54,841 --> 00:06:56,We'll see.

00:07:30,081 --> 00:07:31,We slept a long time.

00:07:33,441 --> 00:07:37,I'd better get up and buy some booze
before it closes.

00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:40,I have to be nice to Pierre.

00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:44,After all, I stole his girl.

00:07:47,361 --> 00:07:48,What?

00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:51,- And I also have to...
- No.

00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,You didn't steal anything
from anybody, my love.

00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,I'm not an object, you know?

00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:01,You didn't steal a thing from anybody.

00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:04,It was all me. I made all the decisions.

00:08:04,441 --> 00:08:06,It's always the woman who decides.

00:08:10,481 --> 00:08:11,It is.

00:08:17,721 --> 00:08:21,It's true, you do decide.

00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:27,Making me spend
an evening with your ex.

00:08:27,201 --> 00:08:29,Imposing an evening with your ex on me,
even if he's a buddy.

00:08:30,081 --> 00:08:31,- He really likes you.
- I know.

00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:34,Still, you're gonna have to pay!

00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,No, I'm not paying.

00:08:35,561 --> 00:08:37,- You decide, you pay.
- No, stop it! I'm not...

00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:40,I'm not awake!

00:08:41,841 --> 00:08:44,Stop it! You're gonna pay for this!

00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:48,- If you hurt me, I swear you'll pay.
- You're the one who's gonna pay.

00:08:49,081 --> 00:08:51,It's time for the revenge of the elephant!

00:08:52,561 --> 00:08:54,The one that eats up infants!

00:09:06,281 --> 00:09:07,Stop!

00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:10,You know I don't like that!

00:09:18,321 --> 00:09:20,I'll get my revenge too.

00:09:22,281 --> 00:09:23,With a kiss.

00:09:28,681 --> 00:09:29,You crushed me!

00:09:30,001 --> 00:09:31,I did not!

00:09:34,321 --> 00:09:35,Did I hurt you?

00:09:36,081 --> 00:09:39,- Don't exaggerate!
- F***k! You crushed my balls!

00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:43,Liar! Did I really hurt you?

00:09:44,561 --> 00:09:46,You're sickening!

00:09:46,321 --> 00:09:47,You're zickenino!

00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,I'm gonna make some coffee.

00:09:53,681 --> 00:09:55,Stop it!

00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:57,Stop, stop, stop.

00:09:59,521 --> 00:10:01,- I'm gonna make coffee.
- You're gonna make coffee?

00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:06,Yes. Hey, you've g***t to go out
and buy a bottle.

00:10:10,721 --> 00:10:11,Go on.

00:10:12,281 --> 00:10:13,- Okay!
- Go on!

00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:21,Look at my eye. It hurts.

00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:25,I swear there's something there.

00:10:29,681 --> 00:10:31,Put some music on.

00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:43,You make my head spin

00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:47,You are my merry-go-round

00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:52,I'm always at a party

00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:56,When I'm in your arms

00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,- You know what?
- What?

00:10:59,881 --> 00:11:03,I wanna f***k your a***s.

00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,I thought you were romantic!

00:11:07,081 --> 00:11:08,- I **!
- Oh, really?

00:11:19,481 --> 00:11:22,Aren't we great, the two of us?

00:11:23,761 --> 00:11:26,When the two of us are together

00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,Oh, how wonderful life is!

00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:35,When the two of us are one

00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:38,We could fly to outer space

00:11:40,321 --> 00:11:42,When my heart is next to yours

00:12:12,961 --> 00:12:14,I love you.

00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:15,Me too.

00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:19,We'll love each other forever

00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:24,And even if there's no forever

00:12:26,481 --> 00:12:29,We'd love each other all the same

00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:39,What if I'm pregnant?

00:12:47,481 --> 00:12:48,That'd be fun!

00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:55,Oh, yes, please!

00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:00,Shower.

00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,I need to get some booze!

00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:23,G***t any cash?

00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:24,Stop it!

00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,Stop what?

00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:28,You never have any money!
You're impossible!

00:13:28,561 --> 00:13:31,Right, but do you?

00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:34,I'll take it from your purse.

00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:32,I'll be right back.

00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:01,I'm reading an amazing book.

00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,How many months has it been?

00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:06,- Several... I can't finish it.
- How long is it? 43 pages?

00:18:06,121 --> 00:18:09,- What I'm telling you is special.
- She's read the summary.

00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,She turns a page and... slam!

00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:12,What is it?

00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,It says...

00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:16,The book says that...

00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:21,It says the future is already written.

00:18:21,761 --> 00:18:22,It's all there.

00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:26,And the proof lies
in premonitory dreams.

00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:30,Wow! It's putting us to sleep already!

00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,Even dreams are bad news!

00:18:32,681 --> 00:18:35,Well, what should be written...

00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:37,I often dream I'm sleeping.
It's my only dream.

00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:38,F***k!

00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:40,At least you relax.

00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:43,Is this our stop?

00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,No, not this one.

00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:46,It's the next one.

00:18:47,641 --> 00:18:50,It's good that you sleep once in a while.
How long for? Two hours a night?

00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:53,The number of times I collapsed
on top of you, drenched in sweat,

00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:55,after hours of physical exertion...

00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:57,Was it good?
Tell me about it. I want to know!

00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,You can't get her there either?
What a catastrophe!

00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,What does it take
to make you come?

00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:05,Stop! Why do you say stuff like that?

00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:07,What do you expect
if you go out with your ex?

00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,Don't tell me you make her come!

00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:11,We'll tell you, don't worry.

00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:12,No, seriously.

00:19:12,681 --> 00:19:13,What?

00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,- He makes you come?
- I'm not saying...

00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:20,Alex, you don't have to answer
that social reject.

00:19:21,081 --> 00:19:24,Look at him with his primate head!
Come on, spill the beans!

00:19:25,401 --> 00:19:29,You and your little secrets!
"Yes, we make each other come!"

00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:33,You see how you are!
You want to explain everything.

00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:36,No, I don't.
Just tell me if you come or not!

00:19:36,201 --> 00:19:37,I spent years trying!

00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,Yes, don't worry, it's all good!

00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,That's why you're behind
and I'm in front.

00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,No kidding, Alex.

00:19:45,961 --> 00:19:47,There's nobody here.

00:19:47,441 --> 00:19:49,Has he done anything interesting or not?

00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,- Come on!
- You can't talk about things like that.

00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:54,You can't talk about it?
How about doing it?

00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,Let's line up and see what happens!

00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:57,It's complicated...

00:19:57,961 --> 00:19:59,Seriously, did you get there or not?

00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:01,You used to complain
and for ages I thought...

00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,But I've had stunning results ever since.

00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:06,- You know...
- Has he managed it?

00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:09,- You can't talk about s***x.
- Why not?

00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:11,It's not...