Lethal.Weapon.3.1992.PROPER.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-LAMA Subtitles

00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,Riggs, homicide.

00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,Cop: Nobody's dead.
Riggs: Night's young.

00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,This is sergeant Murtaugh.

00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,- Threat or scare?
- The real thing.

00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,This gentleman saw the device.

00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,On level 1, near the gas pumps.
I wrote the license plate down.

00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot.

00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,- Have you evacuated the building?
- It's clean.

00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,- Bomb squad?
- On their way.

00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,- It's under control. Let's go.
- Bomb squad?

00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,Rog, I think we ought to check this out.

00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, riggs.
- What?

00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,- Bomb squad's on their way.
- There's no bomb.

00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,- How can you be sure?
- Because it's a full moon.

00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,Moon, lunar, lunatics.
They're everywhere.

00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,- Hey, is that Greek?
- No, no. Latin.

00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,Latin. Man, you surprise
the s***t out of me.

00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,There's no bomb.
It's probably a false alarm.

00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,It happens. Probably saw
a radio on the back seat.

00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,Hey, hey. Let's not mess with this.
Wait for the bomb squad.

00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,You're right.
You sit tight, I'll be right back.

00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,- Hey, hey, hey, riggs.
- What's the matter with you?

00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,- There's a bomb in that building.
- There's not.

00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,- There's a bomb!
- There is not.

00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,There's a bomb in that building!
Know how come I know?

00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,- How?
- I g***t eight days to retirement.

00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,And I will not make a stupid mistake.

00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,There is no bomb.

00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,I will bet vital parts of my anatomy
to the fact. Now, look. Look.

00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,Trust me. Okay? Trust me.

00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,That's usually my first mistake.

00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,Hey, riggs. Riggs: Yo.

00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,Murtaugh: Hey, wait. I'm coming.

00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,Riggs: Hey, rog? Murtaugh: Yeah?

00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,Riggs: Your insurance paid up?
Murtaugh: Yeah, of course. Why?

00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,Riggs: There could be a bomb in here.
Murtaugh: Oh, god.

00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,I hate it when I'm right.

00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,- You ought to learn to trust your instincts.
- Oh, god.

00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,First impression
can often be the right one.

00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:23,Leak in his diff. About to drop his
drive shaft. No wonder there's a bomb.

00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,Just don't touch it.

00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,Just looking.

00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,Right.

00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:37,What are you gonna do?
Don't open the door. Don't open the door!

00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,Son of a bitch, just look at it.

00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,- Just look at it.
- That's all I'm gonna do, is look.

00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,Oh, my. There's more plastic than Cher.

00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,I love this job. This is amateur night.
Open the door. I can't hear you.

00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,Open the door.

00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,Don't do nothing.

00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,Not that one! Mm-mm!

00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,You son of a bitch.

00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,Well, this is a pretty shonky job.
I can dismantle it.

00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,It looks like Beirut to me.
Let's get the hell out of here.

00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:16,Everybody's outside. Just me, you
and this cat are dumb enough to be here.

00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,Nearly a cat-tastrophe, huh? Heh.

00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,- Relax, rog. Relax. Right.
- Don't do nothing.

00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,We g***t nine minutes
and seven seconds left.

00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,- Know what we could do?
- What?

00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,- We could drive this out.
- Fine, it's your turn to drive.

00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,No keys. Tsk, tsk. I could hot-wire it.

00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,Aah! Don't even say "hot-wire"
around this stuff, man.

00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,- You're right, you're right.
- Why ** I doing this? Why ** I...?

00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,Looks like we're gonna have to do it
the old-fashioned way.

00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:45,Riggs, what are you thinking?
What are you thinking, riggs? Riggs.

00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,- I'm thinking we should cut the blue wire.
- Wait!

00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,- That's not what I think.
- You think red?

00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,I'm thinking that it's
eight minutes and 42 seconds.

00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:58,We can go upstairs, wait for
the bomb squad, have a cappuccino.

00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,The bomb squad never gets here on time.
It's eight minutes and 31 seconds.

00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,- Rog, please.
- Forget the cappuccino.

00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,- You know what they're gonna say?
- "Get the f***k out of here."

00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,After that, they're gonna say, "cut the
blue wire," which I'm gonna do right now.

00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,- Hey, hey. Wait, wait. Riggs. Wait.
- What?

00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,- How can you be so sure?
- Oh, it's just a hunch.

00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,- A hunch?
- Remember the bomb under your toilet?

00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,- Oh, s***t. How could I forget?
- Red wire, blue wire, same thing.

00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,This is more simplified.
A bit more powerful, but more simplified.

00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:29,- From where I was sitting, I couldn't see.
- Forget it. Come on, trust me.

00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,Yeah, so I gotta trust you?

00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,Guess not.
Well, I'm cutting the red wire, okay?

00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,Oh! Oh!

00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,- What? What?
- A minute ago you said blue.

00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,- Did I say blue?
- Riggs, you said blue.

00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,- Well, I meant red.
- You sure?

00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,We can do it your way if you'd like.

00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,-My way? I don't have...! —quiet!

00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:52,- I'm sure, okay?
- S***t.

00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,Riggs: You ready?

00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,- Rog?
- What?

00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,Won't you kind of miss all this good stuff
when you retire?

00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh?

00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,I'm cutting the wire.

00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,Snip. See? All done.

00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,- Rog.
- Yeah?

00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,- Grab the cat.
- Grab the cat?

00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,Riggs: Get back! Take cover!

00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,Policeman 1: Where are they?

00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,Bravo.

00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,Oops.

00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,Right. Oops.

00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,Right.

00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,Seven days to retirement,
I'm busted down to patrolman.

00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,I should've cut the red wire.

00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,- You did.
- No, I didn't. I cut the blue wire.

00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:00,That's what I meant.
We should've waited for the bomb squad.

00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,** I gonna have to listen to this?

00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,- Every day until I retire.
- That'll be a week too long.

00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,Ah, s***t.

00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,- My feet are killing me.
- They're killing me too.

00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,- How?
- I gotta listen to you bitch about them!

00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:15,- Because you should've cut the red wire!
- I did cut the red wire!

00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,What's this? It's kind of soft.
It's not a bulletproof vest.

00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,- It's not gonna keep anything out.
- Gonna keep my stomach in.

00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,What do you g***t under there?

00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,- It's a girdle.
- What?

00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,Oh, god. It's a girdle.

00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,Trish know about this?

00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,Not a woman's girdle, a man's girdle.

00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,- They make girdles for men?
- They make girdles for men.

00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,- They do, huh?
- Yeah, they do.

00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,I haven't worn this uniform in 15 years.
Cleaners must have shrunk it.

00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,Well, you should take it to chin.

00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,I did take it to chin over in alpine.
Look at it. It's shrunk all up in here.

00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,- Have to hold my breath.
- Did you see that?

00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,- See what?
- Jaywalker.

00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,Jaywalking?

00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,Hold it right there, pal.
Step up here, please.

00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,- What did I do?
- Stand there.

00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,What'd you do? Jaywalking.
I saw you. I have to...