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00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,Welcome. You've g***t mail.

00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,We are releasing our fourth

00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:33,and final quarterly report

00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:34,on public
and private efforts…

00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,… to address
the Y2K computer problem.

00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,The report shows
that our hard work

00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,in this country

00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:43,is paying off,

00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:47,and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience

00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:50,no major national breakdowns

00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,as a result of
the year 2000 date change.

00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪

00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪

00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:10,♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪

00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:15,♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪

00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,Seniors rule the school!

00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,Hey, bitch! Surge, up!

00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,Get over here, junior.

00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,Hey, that's my head!

00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,"XOXO".

00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:10,What are you doing for NYE?

00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:15,Huh.

00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪

00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:27,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:34,♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪

00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:45,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,Another boring New Year's

00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,at the Mendenhall's for us.

00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:57,What about you? Any lucky lady
gonna get the midnight kiss?

00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,We're just gonna, like, chill
and watch a movie or something.

00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:01,That's good.

00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,

00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.

00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die

00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,as soon as we leave
the house after dark.

00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great

00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,that you're not putting
pressure on yourself

00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,for the big kiss.

00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,You have plenty of time.

00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,You ever French kiss before?

00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,Your mom taught me in college.

00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.

00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,Jesus Christ.

00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,I don't wanna hear that.

00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:26,See you next year. I love you.

00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,Hey, Robin.

00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,Give him some air, come on.

00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:31,- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.

00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,Get my news on here
and everything.

00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,- You can?
- Yeah.

00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,It's about Enron.

00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:11,♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪

00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,♪ I have to praise you ♪

00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,- Your mom g***t a pool?
- Yeah.

00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!

00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:26,Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.

00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.

00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,Sorry, bro.

00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,Ooh, Lord Sticky.

00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,Sire. Come.

00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,Four minutes left, sweetheart.

00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,There's my other son.

00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,How do you look more handsome

00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.

00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,One of these days,

00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.

00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.

00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:54,3, 2, 3, 4.

00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,D***n.

00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.

00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,- You bring the s***t?
- Yeah.

00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.

00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.

00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,You ready to f***k all night?

00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,Yeah. Hell yeah.

00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,- Blow harder.
- I ** blowing.

00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,Oh, did you, um…

00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?

00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,Yeah. It was about
how you were able

00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.

00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:24,Modern miracle.

00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,It's funny, man.
It's really funny.

00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,It was funny.
That's why I said it.

00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:32,Andrea.

00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,Uh, I don't know, maybe.

00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,Maybe?

00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,Sticky.

00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,Andrea the Giant.

00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,Andrea the Giant Boobies.

00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,That's literally
what they call her.

00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,Dude, I don't know.

00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,They… These girls
are like our friends.

00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:51,God, can you let your c***k out
to breathe for five seconds?

00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick

00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?

00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.

00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,Then f***g ask her out.
No.

00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?

00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:03,Community college.

00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,Okay, so he can only get

00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,an associate's degree
in 69ing.

00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.

00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,We g***t nip.

00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,She is so mature.

00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,Honestly,
those areolas? F***k.

00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,Computer bug
g***t you ready to break stuff?

00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:22,Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight

00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.

00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:24,- Oh, dude, play that s***t.
- Yep.

00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,And we've g***t two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.

00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,I've always wanted to do that.

00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,Mmm.

00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:44,Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.

00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,It looks tight.

00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,"Nothing is inconceivable."

00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,Oh, s***t,
is that Raleigh?

00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:56,She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.

00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,Yeah.

00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays

00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,and she had, like,
these holes in her brain

00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,from all the ecstasy.

00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,Nah, dude, that's a myth.

00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,Tsk. Whatever, man.

00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,What's up, Garrett?

00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?

00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,Yo.

00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,How about one on the Gar-ster?

00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:18,Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.

00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:19,Garrett,
can you settle this for us?

00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?

00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,I mean, effects of MDMA

00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.

00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,Many studies
have been criticized

00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.

00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:35,Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.

00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,But, um…

00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,Yo.

00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?

00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.

00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,E-Boy?

00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,Um, no.

00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,- D?
- Hmm, yeah.

00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,Wise choice, young...