(hdpopcorns.com) The In-Laws (1979) Subtitles

At 00:00:29,531, Character said: ♪ Lying on my pillow ♪

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At 00:00:31,616, Character said: ♪ Down in my bed ♪

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At 00:00:33,451, Character said: ♪ And then I heard a voice beside me ♪

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At 00:00:35,662, Character said: ♪ As it softly said ♪

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At 00:00:37,789, Character said: ♪ Thunder is your lightning ♪♪

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At 00:00:39,374, Character said: Let's call in, huh?- ♪♪

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At 00:00:43,169, Character said: Hello, this is Alpha and Beta.
Over.

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At 00:00:47,298, Character said: We read you, Alpha Beta. Location. Over.

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At 00:00:50,343, Character said: We're whipping along South Factory

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At 00:00:51,970, Character said: and should be coming into the old "minterooni"
in about nine minutes at 1100.

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At 00:00:56,725, Character said: Over and out.

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At 00:01:17,662, Character said: What's goin' on?

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At 00:01:19,372, Character said: Wait a minute.
Oh, Christ! Arabs!

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At 00:01:22,167, Character said: - What are you talking about?
- For Christ's sake!

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At 00:01:26,379, Character said: Base, this is Alpha Beta.
Come in. Come in, base.

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At 00:01:30,091, Character said: I bet it's Arabs.
I saw a TV show. This is what they do.

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At 00:01:32,719, Character said: Base, come in. Come in, base.
This is Alpha Beta.

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At 00:01:34,888, Character said: - Oh, Jesus Maria.
- This is Alpha Beta! Come in!

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At 00:01:37,807, Character said: - Goddamned Arabs!
- They're lowering us now.

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At 00:01:41,144, Character said: - What's happenin'? What's wrong?
- I think we're jammed.

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At 00:01:43,605, Character said: Jammed? Get somebody on that radio!
We can't use no jammed!

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At 00:01:46,357, Character said: Hello! Base! Base!

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At 00:01:47,609, Character said: We're the US Treasury,
for Christ's sake!

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At 00:01:50,403, Character said: This ain't no Wells Fargo truck!

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At 00:02:08,630, Character said: I'll get ya!
Yeah, I'll get your a***s! I'll get ya!

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At 00:02:11,716, Character said: Get outta there!

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At 00:02:57,470, Character said: Look at this s***t.
There's nothin' but money in here.

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At 00:03:09,607, Character said: That's the ticket. Let's go.

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At 00:05:19,404, Character said: Vince?

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At 00:05:22,740, Character said: Hey, Vince.

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At 00:05:30,248, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:05:32,875, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:05:36,379, Character said: - Hey, Vince.
- Gee, I can't believe this trade.

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At 00:05:39,173, Character said: What the hell do the Mets
need another pitcher for?

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At 00:05:41,926, Character said: All they g***t is pitchers.

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At 00:05:43,428, Character said: What are we doin' up here?
I don't understand.

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At 00:05:46,305, Character said: Oh, there's reasons.

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At 00:05:47,974, Character said: I mean, you know,
I don't just do things.

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At 00:05:50,685, Character said: There's always a valid reason.

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At 00:05:52,603, Character said: Let me see.

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At 00:05:58,401, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:06:00,278, Character said: - All right. Any problems?
- None.

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At 00:06:02,613, Character said: Fabulous. Fabulous work.

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At 00:06:05,324, Character said: Now, what's the story on this?
You gonna bill me or what?

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At 00:06:07,994, Character said: - He wants a million-five for this.
- No sweat.

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At 00:06:10,329, Character said: - By tomorrow.
- What?

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At 00:06:12,790, Character said: Sorry. That's what he said.

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At 00:06:14,292, Character said: No, that's completely nuts.

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At 00:06:17,128, Character said: My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he
expect me to come up with that kind of money?

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At 00:06:21,299, Character said: Vince.

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At 00:06:22,508, Character said: Do you know how completely tied up
I've been with this deal?

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At 00:06:25,136, Character said: I haven't even met the bride's family yet.

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At 00:06:27,346, Character said: If it was up to me, you could take two weeks.
But that's what he told me.

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At 00:06:32,143, Character said: Jesus Christ.

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At 00:06:36,064, Character said: Okay. I just have to work
something out, that's all.

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At 00:06:39,317, Character said: Thanks for everything.

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At 00:06:40,902, Character said: - How's the wife?
- She's fine.

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At 00:06:42,737, Character said: You know she's taken up tennis?

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At 00:06:44,822, Character said: - No kidding.
- Yeah.

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At 00:06:46,157, Character said: That's one game,
I could never get the hang of it.

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At 00:06:48,618, Character said: I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because
you have to wear short pants to play.

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At 00:06:57,001, Character said: I guess we oughta
break this thing up, huh?

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At 00:06:59,712, Character said: - Take it easy.
- You too, Vince.

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At 00:07:02,131, Character said: So long.

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At 00:07:17,980, Character said: Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not happy
with the viscosity on these bibs.

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At 00:07:23,361, Character said: Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn.

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At 00:07:25,863, Character said: Just open your mouth, please.

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At 00:07:29,200, Character said: Mr. Hirschorn, take your hand down,
put your head back, open your mouth.

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At 00:07:33,871, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:07:36,040, Character said: Mr. Hirschorn, I cannot work this way.

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At 00:07:38,835, Character said: Doc, 72 years I have this tooth.
He don't want to die.

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At 00:07:42,964, Character said: Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a "he."

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At 00:07:44,966, Character said: It's nerves, enamel, rotten,
and it's gotta go. No big deal.

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At 00:07:47,927, Character said: Seventy-two years.
This tooth had steaks.

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At 00:07:50,721, Character said: This tooth had just beans
when I was poor.

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At 00:07:52,974, Character said: Mr. Hirschorn ‒

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At 00:07:54,225, Character said: This tooth chewed on beautiful women,

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At 00:07:56,561, Character said: including a second cousin
of Sophie Tucker.

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At 00:07:58,563, Character said: - Your tooth has had a wonderful ‒
- Dr. Kornpett?

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At 00:08:00,565, Character said: - Yeah.
- Your wife is on the line.

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At 00:08:02,233, Character said: - Tell her I'll be right there.
- Okay.

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At 00:08:04,068, Character said: Your tooth has had a wonderful life,
but now it's time to say good-bye.

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At 00:08:07,280, Character said: I understand. But I want you to know
what kind of a tooth this was.

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At 00:08:11,159, Character said: It's an extraordinary tooth.
It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out.

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At 00:08:14,412, Character said: Which I'm gonna do right after
I answer this phone call. Excuse me.

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At 00:08:18,249, Character said: Hi. How's it going?

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At 00:08:20,918, Character said: The tent up?

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At 00:08:22,545, Character said: Terrific.

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At 00:08:24,088, Character said: Yeah, I'm getting excited.
Is Barbara home?

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At 00:08:26,966, Character said: Yes, she's here being very domestic.

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At 00:08:28,801, Character said: - Hi!
- She says hi.

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At 00:08:30,845, Character said: - And remember the wine.
- Oh, and remember the wine.

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At 00:08:34,098, Character said: No, not Beaujolais.

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At 00:08:35,766, Character said: Get something fancier.
Uh, a Saint-Émilion or a good California.

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At 00:08:39,478, Character said: Cabernet's great.

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At 00:08:40,980, Character said: Julia Child says Cabernet's great.

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At 00:08:43,774, Character said: - Will you be home early tonight?
- Yeah, 7:00 sharp.

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At 00:08:46,277, Character said: He's definitely coming over?

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At 00:08:48,821, Character said: Sweetheart,
I'll believe it when I see him.

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At 00:08:51,490, Character said: No, I'll behave myself.

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At 00:08:53,451, Character said: I g***t somebody in the chair,
so I gotta go.

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At 00:08:55,828, Character said: Me too. Good-bye.

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At 00:08:58,122, Character said: My daughter's getting married
on Sunday, Mr. Hirschorn.

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At 00:09:00,458, Character said: - Oh, no kiddin'.
- Yeah.

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At 00:09:01,876, Character said: - That's great, Doc. Congratulations.
- Thank you.

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At 00:09:04,003, Character said: Mazel tov. Nice boy?

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At 00:09:05,713, Character said: Oh, yeah.
Second-year law student at Yale.

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At 00:09:07,882, Character said: Oh. And the parents?

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At 00:09:10,718, Character said: Well, the mother's very nice.

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At 00:09:12,220, Character said: The father does some kind
of international consulting work.

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At 00:09:14,263, Character said: He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him.
He's coming to dinner tonight. First time.

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At 00:09:18,768, Character said: - Call it off.
- Call what off?

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At 00:09:20,519, Character said: The wedding.
Call it off until you know the father.

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At 00:09:22,647, Character said: - Well, it's Sunday ‒
- Call it off.

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At 00:09:24,732, Character said: She's marrying the son, not the father.

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At 00:09:26,817, Character said: The son is the acorn.
You gotta look at the tree.

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At 00:09:30,154, Character said: I've been around a little.
Give a listen.

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At 00:09:32,907, Character said: Uh, by the way, here.

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At 00:09:36,911, Character said: What's that, your tooth?

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At 00:09:38,412, Character said: I pulled it when you were on the phone.

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At 00:09:41,791, Character said: You're a nice boy.
You could hurt yourself pulling like that.

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At 00:09:45,169, Character said: - Now do me a favor.
- I can't call it off, Mr. Hirschorn.

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At 00:09:48,422, Character said: It's not 19th-century Minsk.
It's 20th-century Manhattan.

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At 00:09:51,759, Character said: - I hope I'm wrong.
- You're wrong.

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At 00:09:53,177, Character said: - Best of luck to you.
- Thank you.

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At 00:09:54,929, Character said: - Forget I said anything.
- I forgot already.

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At 00:10:11,070, Character said: - False alarm.
- I hope they haven't had an accident.

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At 00:10:14,532, Character said: Mr. Ricardo's been out of town.
Maybe he g***t hung up.

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