(hdpopcorns.com) The In-Laws (1979) Subtitles

00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:31,♪ Lying on my pillow ♪

00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:33,♪ Down in my bed ♪

00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:35,♪ And then I heard a voice beside me ♪

00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:37,♪ As it softly said ♪

00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:39,♪ Thunder is your lightning ♪♪

00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:41,Let's call in, huh?- ♪♪

00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:46,Hello, this is Alpha and Beta.
Over.

00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:50,We read you, Alpha Beta. Location. Over.

00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:51,We're whipping along South Factory

00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:56,and should be coming into the old "minterooni"
in about nine minutes at 1100.

00:00:56,725 --> 00:00:58,Over and out.

00:01:17,662 --> 00:01:19,What's goin' on?

00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:22,Wait a minute.
Oh, Christ! Arabs!

00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:24,- What are you talking about?
- For Christ's sake!

00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:30,Base, this is Alpha Beta.
Come in. Come in, base.

00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,I bet it's Arabs.
I saw a TV show. This is what they do.

00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,Base, come in. Come in, base.
This is Alpha Beta.

00:01:34,888 --> 00:01:37,- Oh, Jesus Maria.
- This is Alpha Beta! Come in!

00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:41,- Goddamned Arabs!
- They're lowering us now.

00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,- What's happenin'? What's wrong?
- I think we're jammed.

00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:46,Jammed? Get somebody on that radio!
We can't use no jammed!

00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:47,Hello! Base! Base!

00:01:47,609 --> 00:01:50,We're the US Treasury,
for Christ's sake!

00:01:50,403 --> 00:01:52,This ain't no Wells Fargo truck!

00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:11,I'll get ya!
Yeah, I'll get your a***s! I'll get ya!

00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:13,Get outta there!

00:02:57,470 --> 00:03:00,Look at this s***t.
There's nothin' but money in here.

00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,That's the ticket. Let's go.

00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:21,Vince?

00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,Hey, Vince.

00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:31,Hey.

00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,Hey.

00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:39,- Hey, Vince.
- Gee, I can't believe this trade.

00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,What the hell do the Mets
need another pitcher for?

00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,All they g***t is pitchers.

00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:46,What are we doin' up here?
I don't understand.

00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,Oh, there's reasons.

00:05:47,974 --> 00:05:50,I mean, you know,
I don't just do things.

00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,There's always a valid reason.

00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,Let me see.

00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:00,Mm-hmm.

00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:02,- All right. Any problems?
- None.

00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,Fabulous. Fabulous work.

00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,Now, what's the story on this?
You gonna bill me or what?

00:06:07,994 --> 00:06:10,- He wants a million-five for this.
- No sweat.

00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,- By tomorrow.
- What?

00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,Sorry. That's what he said.

00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:17,No, that's completely nuts.

00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:21,My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he
expect me to come up with that kind of money?

00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:22,Vince.

00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,Do you know how completely tied up
I've been with this deal?

00:06:25,136 --> 00:06:27,I haven't even met the bride's family yet.

00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:31,If it was up to me, you could take two weeks.
But that's what he told me.

00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:34,Jesus Christ.

00:06:36,064 --> 00:06:39,Okay. I just have to work
something out, that's all.

00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:40,Thanks for everything.

00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:42,- How's the wife?
- She's fine.

00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,You know she's taken up tennis?

00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,- No kidding.
- Yeah.

00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,That's one game,
I could never get the hang of it.

00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:52,I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because
you have to wear short pants to play.

00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:59,I guess we oughta
break this thing up, huh?

00:06:59,712 --> 00:07:02,- Take it easy.
- You too, Vince.

00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,So long.

00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:22,Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not happy
with the viscosity on these bibs.

00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn.

00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,Just open your mouth, please.

00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:33,Mr. Hirschorn, take your hand down,
put your head back, open your mouth.

00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,That's it.

00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,Mr. Hirschorn, I cannot work this way.

00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:42,Doc, 72 years I have this tooth.
He don't want to die.

00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:44,Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a "he."

00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:47,It's nerves, enamel, rotten,
and it's gotta go. No big deal.

00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,Seventy-two years.
This tooth had steaks.

00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,This tooth had just beans
when I was poor.

00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:54,Mr. Hirschorn ‒

00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,This tooth chewed on beautiful women,

00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:58,including a second cousin
of Sophie Tucker.

00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:00,- Your tooth has had a wonderful ‒
- Dr. Kornpett?

00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:02,- Yeah.
- Your wife is on the line.

00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:03,- Tell her I'll be right there.
- Okay.

00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:07,Your tooth has had a wonderful life,
but now it's time to say good-bye.

00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,I understand. But I want you to know
what kind of a tooth this was.

00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:14,It's an extraordinary tooth.
It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out.

00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:17,Which I'm gonna do right after
I answer this phone call. Excuse me.

00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:20,Hi. How's it going?

00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,The tent up?

00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,Terrific.

00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:26,Yeah, I'm getting excited.
Is Barbara home?

00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:28,Yes, she's here being very domestic.

00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,- Hi!
- She says hi.

00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:34,- And remember the wine.
- Oh, and remember the wine.

00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,No, not Beaujolais.

00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:39,Get something fancier.
Uh, a Saint-Émilion or a good California.

00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,Cabernet's great.

00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,Julia Child says Cabernet's great.

00:08:43,774 --> 00:08:46,- Will you be home early tonight?
- Yeah, 7:00 sharp.

00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,He's definitely coming over?

00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:51,Sweetheart,
I'll believe it when I see him.

00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,No, I'll behave myself.

00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:55,I g***t somebody in the chair,
so I gotta go.

00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:57,Me too. Good-bye.

00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:00,My daughter's getting married
on Sunday, Mr. Hirschorn.

00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,- Oh, no kiddin'.
- Yeah.

00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:03,- That's great, Doc. Congratulations.
- Thank you.

00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:05,Mazel tov. Nice boy?

00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,Oh, yeah.
Second-year law student at Yale.

00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,Oh. And the parents?

00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,Well, the mother's very nice.

00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:14,The father does some kind
of international consulting work.

00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him.
He's coming to dinner tonight. First time.

00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,- Call it off.
- Call what off?

00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,The wedding.
Call it off until you know the father.

00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:24,- Well, it's Sunday ‒
- Call it off.

00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,She's marrying the son, not the father.

00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,The son is the acorn.
You gotta look at the tree.

00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,I've been around a little.
Give a listen.

00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:36,Uh, by the way, here.

00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,What's that, your tooth?

00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:41,I pulled it when you were on the phone.

00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:45,You're a nice boy.
You could hurt yourself pulling like that.

00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:48,- Now do me a favor.
- I can't call it off, Mr. Hirschorn.

00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,It's not 19th-century Minsk.
It's 20th-century Manhattan.

00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,- I hope I'm wrong.
- You're wrong.

00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,- Best of luck to you.
- Thank you.

00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:57,- Forget I said anything.
- I forgot already.

00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:14,- False alarm.
- I hope they haven't had an accident.

00:10:14,532 --> 00:10:16,Mr. Ricardo's been out of town.
Maybe he g***t hung up.

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