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00:01:41,803 --> 00:01:43,-Looks pretty dead.

00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:45,-Should we just go?

00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,-Didn't book, eh?

00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,-Thought we'd just try our luck.

00:01:50,979 --> 00:01:52,-Wouldn't recommend it.

00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:54,Especially not you.

00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,-Okay, yeah, why's that?

00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:58,-Last group he took out,
there was a young fella --

00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,Looked like you.
College kid.

00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,He was taking a piss off
the side of the boat

00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,and a bull shark jumped up.

00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,Bit his d***k off.

00:02:07,929 --> 00:02:10,- God!

00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,-Well, I don't like
your chances.

00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:15,Tuck only started
his holidays today,

00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,and he doesn't interrupt
his hols for no one.

00:02:19,107 --> 00:02:21,Speak of the devil,
here he is.

00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,Milo, shut up!

00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,Mate, you won't need that.

00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,We g***t some live chum
for you here.

00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,-Ah! Who do we have here, then?

00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,-Greg.

00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,-Tucker. American?

00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,-Canadian.
-Ah, lucky escape.

00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,And this friendly face
belongs to?

00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,-Heather.
-Ah!

00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,Let her answer for herself,
Greg.

00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,-I'm Heather.
-Heather, lovely.

00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,Let me guess -- Pom?

00:02:56,077 --> 00:02:58,Oh, not bloody s'posed to say
that anymore, are we?

00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:01,- No, it's fine.
Um, English, yes.

00:03:01,516 --> 00:03:03,-Mate, I told them
you were on hols, Tuck.

00:03:03,718 --> 00:03:06,-Ah, so where are you
two lovebirds staying, then?

00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,-Oh, we're not together. Um...

00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:11,Just --
Just staying at the hostel.

00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,-Okay.
-Sorry we didn't book.

00:03:13,795 --> 00:03:15,We were supposed to go to
SeaWorld with a bunch of others,

00:03:16,064 --> 00:03:17,but we slept in.

00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,- It was a big night.

00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:22,- Yeah, I bet.

00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,- Sorry.

00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:25,-So, ah...

00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,I guess no one even knows
you guys are here, then.

00:03:30,812 --> 00:03:32,-Why?

00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,-Well, I just want
to make sure

00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,your last will and testament's
in order.

00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,We will be swimming with sharks,
after all.

00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,- Oh.
- Sweet.

00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:06,-So, I'm seven years old.

00:04:06,147 --> 00:04:07,I'm out there
on my boogie board,

00:04:07,882 --> 00:04:09,splashing around
in the shallows, you know.

00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:11,Scrawny little arms
and legs kind of flapping away

00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,and swimming out there
and, I don't know,

00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,I guess from underneath
I must have looked like a seal.

00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,Fuckin' boom!

00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,-This bloody white gets me.

00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,-And it just let you go?
-Yeah.

00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,You are looking at a genuine
walking, talking miracle.

00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:29,-Did it hurt?

00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,-Well, it didn't tickle.

00:04:32,507 --> 00:04:35,Yeah, it didn't tickle.

00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:37,Woke me up, though, you know?

00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:42,I've been wide awake ever since.

00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:44,-And this was just random?

00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,-I mean, apparently
there was a sign

00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,about a shark sighting
or something, but...

00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,oopsie!

00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,-Wasn't there
someone watching you?

00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,-Well...

00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:00,Let's just say I used to spend
a lot of time on my own.

00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,-I just can't believe
you do this for a living.

00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,I'd never go near water
again after that.

00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,-It's not the shark's fault.

00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:27,-You okay?
-Yep.

00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:28,-It'll be alright.
-It's fine, yeah.

00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,-It's gonna be
a great experience.

00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:31,-Yeah.

00:05:36,237 --> 00:05:37,-Alright, crew!

00:05:37,872 --> 00:05:40,Enough foreplay.
Let's, uh, get you two wet!

00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,-Okay...
-Don't worry, I g***t you.

00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,Oh, my God, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.

00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:52,Oh! Oh!

00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,-Oh, it's a mako.
Cheetahs of the sea.

00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,-I can't do it.

00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,I-I can't --

00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,-Well, not yet, you can't.

00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,'Cause there's still one thing
we need to take care of.

00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:09,Now, listen.
This is a very special

00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:12,ancient relaxation practice
that, uh, was taught to me

00:06:13,074 --> 00:06:15,and then it took many years
at sea to master.

00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:19,If you'll just go with me here,
I promise you it'll help.

00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,Now close your eyes.

00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:23,Take a big, deep inhale.

00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,And out.

00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,And in.

00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:33,And out.

00:06:38,099 --> 00:06:41,♪ Baaaaaaaaa... ♪

00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,♪ ...by shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,♪ Baby shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:48,-♪ Baby shark, doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo ♪
-Wha...?

00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,- ♪ Baby shark ♪
- No.

00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,-♪ Baby shark ♪
-♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,-It only works
if you sing along.

00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,-I can't!
-♪ Baby shark ♪

00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,♪ Baby shark... ♪
-Come on, Heather!

00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,-♪ Baby shark ♪

00:07:00,321 --> 00:07:02,-♪ Here comes Mommy Shark ♪

00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:03,♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,♪ Mommy shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,♪ Mommy shark,
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,♪ Mommy Shark and Daddy... ♪

00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,Mm-hmm. Mm.

00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:36,Oh, my God, that was amazing!

00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,-Shits all over Sea World, eh?

00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,-You can say that again.

00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,-Yeah, something to tell
the grand-kiddies one day.

00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:44,-Dude. So awesome.

00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,- Yeah.

00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,-Oh, man, thanks so much
for fitting us in --

00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:58,-Welcome aboard.

00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,-♪ On the floors of Tokyo ♪

00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,♪ Or down in London town
to go, go ♪

00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,♪ With a record selection
and a mirror's reflection ♪

00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪

00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:36,♪ When there's
no one else in sight ♪

00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,♪ In the crowded lonely night ♪

00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,♪ Well, I wait so long
for my love vibration ♪

00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:44,♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪

00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:46,♪ Oh, oh, oh,
dancing with myself ♪

00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing
with myself ♪

00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:53,♪ When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪

00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:55,♪ Then I'm dancing
with myself ♪

00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,♪ If I looked
all over the world ♪

00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:04,♪ And there's every type
of girl ♪

00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:07,♪ But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by ♪

00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,♪ Leave me dancing
with myself ♪

00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,♪ So let's sink another drink ♪

00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,♪ 'Cause it'll give me
time to think ♪

00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:18,♪ If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance ♪

00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:20,♪ And I'd be dancing
with myself ♪

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