The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E21.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,760, Character said: Back in the '80s,
I wasn't exactly

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At 00:00:03,382, Character said: the coolest kid
on the block.

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At 00:00:04,556, Character said: Oh, d***n it!

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At 00:00:06,075, Character said: But that didn't stop me from
being a bona fide ladies' man,

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At 00:00:08,767, Character said: from puppy love with Dana
to nerd love with Jackie,

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At 00:00:11,528, Character said: and, of course,
high school love with Brea Bee.

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At 00:00:14,635, Character said: But these days,
it was real love
with Carmen.

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At 00:00:17,327, Character said: We were adults
in an adult relationship,

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At 00:00:19,674, Character said: and that meant one thing.

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At 00:00:22,298, Character said: Sleepovers.

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At 00:00:24,024, Character said: It was a brand-new
chapter for me.

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At 00:00:27,648, Character said: Everything now somehow
felt different.

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At 00:00:30,237, Character said: Almost like I was floating.

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At 00:00:32,066, Character said: Man, what a feeling.

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At 00:00:34,724, Character said: The kind that left me
with nothing to do

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At 00:00:36,174, Character said: but bust a sweet little move.

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At 00:00:39,142, Character said: Salt-N-Pepa's here?

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At 00:00:40,764, Character said: You've only heard the song
on the radio,

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At 00:00:42,628, Character said: so, sure,
we could be them.

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At 00:00:44,044, Character said: ♪ Push it good ♪

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At 00:00:45,217, Character said: ♪ Ah, push it ♪

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At 00:00:47,012, Character said: ♪ Push it real good ♪

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At 00:00:48,669, Character said: This was what
that morning felt like,

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At 00:00:50,360, Character said: a chance to
let it all out and sing.

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At 00:00:52,397, Character said: ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪

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At 00:00:54,709, Character said: ♪ Baby, baby ♪

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At 00:00:56,056, Character said: ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪

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At 00:00:58,230, Character said: ♪ B-Baby, baby ♪

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At 00:00:59,852, Character said: Oh, my, aren't you
in a good mood.

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At 00:01:02,027, Character said: I wish I had been there
to share whatever
made you this happy.

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At 00:01:04,374, Character said: Glad you weren't!

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At 00:01:06,687, Character said: ♪ Get up on this ♪

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At 00:01:09,276, Character said: Look at him go.

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At 00:01:10,691, Character said: ♪ Get up on this ♪

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At 00:01:14,315, Character said: Yep,
I was on top of the world.

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At 00:01:16,524, Character said: And nothing
could bring me down.

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At 00:01:17,629, Character said: - Aw!
- ♪ Get up on this ♪

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At 00:01:19,458, Character said: Adam!
I'll join you.

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At 00:01:22,012, Character said: What? No!

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At 00:01:23,428, Character said: Just let me have this moment
alone with Salt-N-Pepa!

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At 00:01:25,844, Character said: Uh, my two favorite spices

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At 00:01:26,914, Character said: behind butter, cheese,
and ketchup?

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At 00:01:28,674, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:01:29,779, Character said: ♪ Ooh, Schmoopie Poopie ♪

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At 00:01:33,265, Character said: ♪ Give up a kiss ♪

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At 00:01:34,715, Character said: How did one of
the best days of my life

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At 00:01:36,855, Character said: turn out so badly?

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At 00:01:38,098, Character said: You seem taller somehow.

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At 00:01:39,754, Character said: My little baby's
growing up.

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At 00:01:41,446, Character said: Mmm!

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At 00:01:44,034, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:01:45,898, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:01:52,250, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:01:53,458, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps getting
Clearer every day ♪

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At 00:01:56,426, Character said: It was football Sunday,
1980-something.

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At 00:01:59,257, Character said: Barry and the JTP
were watching
their beloved Eagles.

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At 00:02:01,949, Character said: Or, more specifically,
they were watching them

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At 00:02:04,089, Character said: on the stadium's jumbotron.

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At 00:02:06,091, Character said: A giant TV in the stadium?

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At 00:02:07,955, Character said: The future is here, boys.

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At 00:02:09,991, Character said: If it wasn't for the guy
who almost puked on my back,

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At 00:02:11,683, Character said: I'd feel like
I was in my own living room.

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At 00:02:13,063, Character said: My favorite part
is the Kiss Cam.

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At 00:02:14,927, Character said: Philadelphians are not afraid
to show their affection

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At 00:02:16,826, Character said: for their team or each other.

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At 00:02:18,414, Character said: You know
what would be cute?

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At 00:02:19,622, Character said: - A Baby Cam.
- Oh, here we go.

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At 00:02:21,279, Character said: Oh, you're a dad now?

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At 00:02:22,866, Character said: Come on, like, a giant photo
of Muriel with 10-foot dimples?

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At 00:02:27,008, Character said: Tell me you wouldn't n***m-n***m
that [bleep], holmes.

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At 00:02:28,941, Character said: You can't make it cool just
by saying it like that, bro.

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At 00:02:31,151, Character said: Okay, Philly,
it's time to find

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At 00:02:32,600, Character said: the biggest Eagles fans here!

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At 00:02:35,016, Character said: - Places!
- Get ready to be famous!

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At 00:02:37,053, Character said: I've waited my whole lifetime
for this, so, clearly,

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At 00:02:38,848, Character said: I should have bigger goals.

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At 00:02:40,090, Character said: One, two, three!

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At 00:02:42,369, Character said: - Eagles!
- ...fans out there.

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At 00:02:43,956, Character said: Who could it be?

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At 00:02:45,130, Character said: Eagles superfans, where you at?

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At 00:02:47,857, Character said: "GALS"?
What the hell?

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At 00:02:49,617, Character said: Where are all the E's?

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At 00:02:50,791, Character said: Matt was supposed
to bring them.

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At 00:02:51,895, Character said: Yeah, but when Matt
couldn't make it,

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At 00:02:52,965, Character said: Geoff was
supposed to do it.

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At 00:02:54,104, Character said: I brought the seat pads
so that

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At 00:02:55,313, Character said: we could sit on something
soft and pillowy.

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At 00:02:56,797, Character said: No one asked you
to do that.

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At 00:02:57,970, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry,
now I'm the bad guy

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At 00:02:59,731, Character said: because I care about
my friends' bottom comfort?

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At 00:03:02,147, Character said: Looks like we found
our superfans!

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At 00:03:05,737, Character said: My God.

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At 00:03:07,359, Character said: Is that Matt Bradley?

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At 00:03:08,740, Character said: Wait,
so he's not at work?

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At 00:03:10,155, Character said: And he's with
other dudes?

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At 00:03:11,225, Character said: Who aren't us.

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At 00:03:12,675, Character said: I mean, that's...
That's not us, right?

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At 00:03:14,953, Character said: Stop waving
like a buffoon.

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At 00:03:16,644, Character said: It's clearly not us.

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At 00:03:17,990, Character said: Well, I know.
What if there's a delay?

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At 00:03:19,578, Character said: There's no delay!

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At 00:03:21,891, Character said: But there's clearly
a traitor.

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At 00:03:24,031, Character said: While Matt couldn't hide,

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At 00:03:25,412, Character said: my love for Carmen
was out in the open.

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At 00:03:27,862, Character said: Hello, beautiful sister
and niece.

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At 00:03:30,210, Character said: Hello, stylish refrigerator
by Kenmore.

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At 00:03:33,143, Character said: And hello,
shiny bowl of apples.

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At 00:03:35,491, Character said: May you fill my body
with sweetness and fiber.

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At 00:03:38,079, Character said: Stop. Muriel's little brain
is a sponge,

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At 00:03:40,254, Character said: and I don't want her
soaking up your weirdness.

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At 00:03:42,083, Character said: True love is like a puzzle
within a mystery

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At 00:03:45,225, Character said: tucked inside
a hidden dimension.

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At 00:03:47,503, Character said: People like yourself
can't see it.

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At 00:03:49,505, Character said: I know what love is.

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At 00:03:50,713, Character said: I'm a wife and a mother.

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At 00:03:52,611, Character said: Oh, sweet, naive,
exhausted-looking Erica.

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At 00:03:55,856, Character said: Those are job titles.

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At 00:03:57,858, Character said: But one day,
you'll feel what I feel.

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At 00:04:00,861, Character said: Thanks, friend.

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At 00:04:02,103, Character said: Here's one more thing
for you to carry,

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At 00:04:04,174, Character said: the knowledge that
I've never been happier.

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At 00:04:06,246, Character said: And this apple.

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At 00:04:10,560, Character said: Balls!

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At 00:04:12,217, Character said: What, your guy-who-still-
lives-at-home bill

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At 00:04:14,012, Character said: is higher than usual?

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At 00:04:15,082, Character said: NYU wants
my housing deposit.

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At 00:04:17,360, Character said: Oh, don't worry,
Mom will fork over the dough.

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At 00:04:19,431, Character said: There'll be unsettling
strings attached,

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At 00:04:21,295, Character said: but she'll pay.

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At 00:04:22,434, Character said: It's not that.

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At 00:04:23,539, Character said: I've been so living
in the blissful now

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At 00:04:25,610, Character said: that I forgot about
the painful after-now

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At 00:04:27,819, Character said: when Carmen and I
will be apart.

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At 00:04:29,545, Character said: That just might be something
you can't fix.

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At 00:04:31,132, Character said: I can fix it.

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At 00:04:32,272, Character said: What the hell, lady?
Is that a kabob skewer?

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At 00:04:35,033, Character said: I call it a Ka-Bev.

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At 00:04:36,172, Character said: And I'm not here to startle,
I'm here to help.

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At 00:04:38,968, Character said: What's to help?

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At 00:04:40,141, Character said: My relationship
is gonna be over!

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