The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E22.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

00:00:01,311 --> 00:00:04,Back in the '80s,
I loved making movies,

00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,and the flick that lit my fuse
was Back to the Future.

00:00:06,730 --> 00:00:08,To me, Michael J. Fox
as Marty McFly

00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:12,was the epitome of cool,
and I had props to prove it.

00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,Like, all of them.

00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:15,DeLorean.

00:00:15,394 --> 00:00:16,Man, I loved that movie,

00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:18,no matter how many times
I saw it.

00:00:18,294 --> 00:00:21,It's official. 31 viewings
and it still holds up.

00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,Ah, it's no
Guns of Navarone.

00:00:23,402 --> 00:00:25,You say that about
every movie, Pop-Pop.

00:00:25,404 --> 00:00:27,Including, oddly,
The Guns of Navarone.

00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,Adam, why do you wear that dumb
vest every time you watch it?

00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:32,It puts me in the experience.

00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:34,Plus, my bosom area
runs chilly.

00:00:34,172 --> 00:00:35,You don't need a vest.

00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:38,Mama will make sure her
baby's boy-bosom stays warm.

00:00:38,969 --> 00:00:40,Is it better or worse

00:00:40,385 --> 00:00:42,that she says those things
in front of me?

00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,Mom, don't be like that
creepy lady in the movie

00:00:43,905 --> 00:00:45,who's g***t the hots
for her son.

00:00:45,562 --> 00:00:47,Excuse me, but I would hardly

00:00:47,737 --> 00:00:50,call the greatest mother-son
romance of all time "creepy".

00:00:50,705 --> 00:00:51,Silence.

00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:54,I, who dominate all tenses--
past, present, future,

00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:56,summer, and fall--

00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,have figured out
the movie's lesson.

00:00:57,678 --> 00:00:59,Well, he's gonna say it anyway,
so what'cha g***t, Bar?

00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,That Doc Brown
is nothing but trouble,

00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,so never make friends
with the elderly.

00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,Sorry, Pop-Pop.

00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:06,No, don't apologize.
I'm good with it.

00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:09,I think the movie explores
the age-old question--

00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,what would you do if you could
go back and change the past?

00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:13,Not a d***n thing.

00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:15,I'm sorry, didn't your
wife take off,

00:01:15,178 --> 00:01:17,so you abandoned your sons
to fend for themselves?

00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:19,I know what I'd change.
I'd sit more.

00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:22,I'd go back to when my three
Schmoos were at William Penn.

00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:24,Oh, we'd totally be besties.

00:01:24,601 --> 00:01:26,Somehow, time travel is
the most believable part

00:01:26,638 --> 00:01:28,of what you just said.

00:01:28,053 --> 00:01:30,Mom, you wouldn't go back
to your own high school?

00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:32,Funny you
should bring that up.

00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:34,There is a reunion this
Saturday, but I'm not going.

00:01:34,577 --> 00:01:35,Well, why not?

00:01:35,819 --> 00:01:37,Well, it would be exhausting
having to explain

00:01:37,476 --> 00:01:40,to everyone all night
that I'm not a current junior.

00:01:40,203 --> 00:01:41,You do gibe off the vibes
of someone

00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:44,- who doesn't
understand the world yet.
- Aw.

00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:46,Also, I don't want to go alone,
and the next day,

00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:50,I'm throwing Muriel a surprise
first birthday party.

00:01:50,075 --> 00:01:51,Yeah, no need to whisper.

00:01:51,421 --> 00:01:53,It's Sunday at 10:and they're taking you
to the park first,

00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:54,so act surprised.

00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:56,Yeah, babies
don't know crap.

00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,She still thinks I g***t
her nose.

00:01:57,807 --> 00:01:59,It's a thumb, dumb-dumb.

00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,Adam, you should take
your mom to her reunion.

00:02:01,673 --> 00:02:04,Me?
You know I'm Adam, right?

00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,Carmen,
listen to me carefully--

00:02:07,748 --> 00:02:09,I finally like you now.

00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:10,It's not happening.

00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:12,But she doesn't want
to go alone.

00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,I wish I could,
but, you know,

00:02:14,272 --> 00:02:17,I've gotta think of
an excuse-- dammit!

00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,There was
too much pressure.

00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,Diarrhea!
Is that something?

00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:22,Marty McFly would do anything
to help his mother.

00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,All right, fine.

00:02:24,005 --> 00:02:25,It's a date.

00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,Oh, no! Wrong words!

00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:27,Yay!

00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:31,I have a date for the reunion,
and he's adorable!

00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:33,I'm gonna chew on my sweet,
sweet arm candy.

00:02:35,672 --> 00:02:37,♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪

00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,♪ I don't know the future ♪

00:02:44,647 --> 00:02:48,♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪

00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:50,It was 1980-something,
and Barry and Joanne

00:02:50,825 --> 00:02:52,had been living together
for a while now,

00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,but had finally put their own
special stamp on the place.

00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:57,Welcome to the homestead!

00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:59,We made some changes
since you were here last.

00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:02,Is that an arcade claw machine
where the sofa should be?

00:03:02,112 --> 00:03:04,Ahem, that's a skill crane

00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,to sharpen my baby's
surgical skills.

00:03:06,634 --> 00:03:07,For instance, this morning,

00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,I extracted a plush dolphin
on the third try.

00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,That could someday be
somebody's infected spleen.

00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:15,In that case, three suddenly
seems like too many tries.

00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,Knock-knock.

00:03:17,058 --> 00:03:18,Why do you say "knock-knock"
when we walked in anyway?

00:03:18,957 --> 00:03:21,Sue me for being playful, Linda.

00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,Ah. Hey, Mom and Dad.

00:03:22,857 --> 00:03:26,Older, wizened Schwartzes,
welcome to the Love Shack.

00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:28,Ah, you can just call it
anything other than that.

00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:30,We just stopped by with
a little housewarming gift.

00:03:30,624 --> 00:03:32,I bet I know what it is.

00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,When Geoff and Erica
moved in together,

00:03:33,937 --> 00:03:35,they g***t our Nana's china
and flatware.

00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:37,Ta-da!

00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:38,It's a gymnosperm.

00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:39,Oh.

00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:42,Look at that.
A plant.

00:03:42,394 --> 00:03:43,Huh.

00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:46,Are your dead Nana's
ancestral forks and spoons

00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,buried underneath
that hideous flower?

00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:50,Yeah, Mom
where's the good stuff?

00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:51,Well, you did break
a lot of plates

00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:53,when you were
staying with us.

00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,We were having Greek food, Linda.
That's what you do.

00:03:55,856 --> 00:03:58,But also,
they g***t china because

00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,we knew their union
was permanent.

00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:02,Well, me and Jo Jo are way
more permanent
than these fools.

00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:04,Fools?

00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:05,We're married with a child.

00:04:05,106 --> 00:04:06,Oh, desperately changing
the subject--

00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:07,how is Muriel?

00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:09,Is she talking yet?

00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,No, Mother, and you
constantly asking about it

00:04:10,974 --> 00:04:13,is certainly not a point
of anxiety for a new parent.

00:04:13,356 --> 00:04:16,She's just saying you were
speaking full sentences

00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,at nine months.

00:04:18,396 --> 00:04:22,It seems Muriel's a little more
Goldberg than Schwartz,
if you know what I mean.

00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,He g***t you good, Erica.

00:04:25,368 --> 00:04:28,Enough about them.
You guys don't think
our relationship is permanent?

00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:30,Yeah, Louis, I'm not good
enough for your daughter?

00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:33,Barry, we love you
like a son.

00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:37,It's just, every relationship
needs at least one adult.

00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,Louie coming off the top rope
with the truth...