The.Goldbergs.2013.S10E22.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,311, Character said: Back in the '80s,
I loved making movies,

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At 00:00:04,038, Character said: and the flick that lit my fuse
was Back to the Future.

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At 00:00:06,730, Character said: To me, Michael J. Fox
as Marty McFly

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At 00:00:08,905, Character said: was the epitome of cool,
and I had props to prove it.

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At 00:00:12,460, Character said: Like, all of them.

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At 00:00:13,634, Character said: DeLorean.

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At 00:00:15,394, Character said: Man, I loved that movie,

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At 00:00:16,913, Character said: no matter how many times
I saw it.

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At 00:00:18,294, Character said: It's official. 31 viewings
and it still holds up.

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At 00:00:21,400, Character said: Ah, it's no
Guns of Navarone.

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At 00:00:23,402, Character said: You say that about
every movie, Pop-Pop.

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At 00:00:25,404, Character said: Including, oddly,
The Guns of Navarone.

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At 00:00:27,648, Character said: Adam, why do you wear that dumb
vest every time you watch it?

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At 00:00:30,133, Character said: It puts me in the experience.

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At 00:00:32,170, Character said: Plus, my bosom area
runs chilly.

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At 00:00:34,172, Character said: You don't need a vest.

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At 00:00:35,690, Character said: Mama will make sure her
baby's boy-bosom stays warm.

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At 00:00:38,969, Character said: Is it better or worse

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At 00:00:40,385, Character said: that she says those things
in front of me?

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At 00:00:42,042, Character said: Mom, don't be like that
creepy lady in the movie

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At 00:00:43,905, Character said: who's g***t the hots
for her son.

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At 00:00:45,562, Character said: Excuse me, but I would hardly

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At 00:00:47,737, Character said: call the greatest mother-son
romance of all time "creepy".

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At 00:00:50,705, Character said: Silence.

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At 00:00:51,844, Character said: I, who dominate all tenses--
past, present, future,

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At 00:00:54,675, Character said: summer, and fall--

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At 00:00:56,090, Character said: have figured out
the movie's lesson.

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At 00:00:57,678, Character said: Well, he's gonna say it anyway,
so what'cha g***t, Bar?

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At 00:00:59,852, Character said: That Doc Brown
is nothing but trouble,

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At 00:01:02,200, Character said: so never make friends
with the elderly.

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At 00:01:03,856, Character said: Sorry, Pop-Pop.

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At 00:01:05,168, Character said: No, don't apologize.
I'm good with it.

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At 00:01:06,721, Character said: I think the movie explores
the age-old question--

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At 00:01:09,621, Character said: what would you do if you could
go back and change the past?

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At 00:01:11,933, Character said: Not a d***n thing.

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At 00:01:13,245, Character said: I'm sorry, didn't your
wife take off,

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At 00:01:15,178, Character said: so you abandoned your sons
to fend for themselves?

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At 00:01:17,698, Character said: I know what I'd change.
I'd sit more.

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At 00:01:19,941, Character said: I'd go back to when my three
Schmoos were at William Penn.

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At 00:01:22,668, Character said: Oh, we'd totally be besties.

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At 00:01:24,601, Character said: Somehow, time travel is
the most believable part

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At 00:01:26,638, Character said: of what you just said.

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At 00:01:28,053, Character said: Mom, you wouldn't go back
to your own high school?

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At 00:01:30,193, Character said: Funny you
should bring that up.

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At 00:01:32,264, Character said: There is a reunion this
Saturday, but I'm not going.

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At 00:01:34,577, Character said: Well, why not?

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At 00:01:35,819, Character said: Well, it would be exhausting
having to explain

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At 00:01:37,476, Character said: to everyone all night
that I'm not a current junior.

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At 00:01:40,203, Character said: You do gibe off the vibes
of someone

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At 00:01:41,791, Character said: - who doesn't
understand the world yet.
- Aw.

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At 00:01:44,242, Character said: Also, I don't want to go alone,
and the next day,

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At 00:01:46,899, Character said: I'm throwing Muriel a surprise
first birthday party.

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At 00:01:50,075, Character said: Yeah, no need to whisper.

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At 00:01:51,421, Character said: It's Sunday at 10:00
and they're taking you
to the park first,

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At 00:01:53,251, Character said: so act surprised.

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At 00:01:54,390, Character said: Yeah, babies
don't know crap.

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At 00:01:56,150, Character said: She still thinks I g***t
her nose.

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At 00:01:57,807, Character said: It's a thumb, dumb-dumb.

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At 00:01:59,291, Character said: Adam, you should take
your mom to her reunion.

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At 00:02:01,673, Character said: Me?
You know I'm Adam, right?

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At 00:02:04,124, Character said: Carmen,
listen to me carefully--

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At 00:02:07,748, Character said: I finally like you now.

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At 00:02:09,922, Character said: It's not happening.

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At 00:02:10,992, Character said: But she doesn't want
to go alone.

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At 00:02:12,270, Character said: I wish I could,
but, you know,

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At 00:02:14,272, Character said: I've gotta think of
an excuse-- dammit!

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At 00:02:17,137, Character said: There was
too much pressure.

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At 00:02:18,690, Character said: Diarrhea!
Is that something?

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At 00:02:20,416, Character said: Marty McFly would do anything
to help his mother.

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At 00:02:22,625, Character said: All right, fine.

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At 00:02:24,005, Character said: It's a date.

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At 00:02:25,179, Character said: Oh, no! Wrong words!

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At 00:02:26,284, Character said: Yay!

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At 00:02:27,871, Character said: I have a date for the reunion,
and he's adorable!

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At 00:02:31,012, Character said: I'm gonna chew on my sweet,
sweet arm candy.

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At 00:02:35,672, Character said: ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪

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At 00:02:37,260, Character said: ♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪

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At 00:02:43,197, Character said: ♪ I don't know the future ♪

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At 00:02:44,647, Character said: ♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪

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At 00:02:48,306, Character said: It was 1980-something,
and Barry and Joanne

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At 00:02:50,825, Character said: had been living together
for a while now,

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At 00:02:52,620, Character said: but had finally put their own
special stamp on the place.

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At 00:02:55,382, Character said: Welcome to the homestead!

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At 00:02:57,107, Character said: We made some changes
since you were here last.

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At 00:02:59,213, Character said: Is that an arcade claw machine
where the sofa should be?

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At 00:03:02,112, Character said: Ahem, that's a skill crane

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At 00:03:04,080, Character said: to sharpen my baby's
surgical skills.

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At 00:03:06,634, Character said: For instance, this morning,

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At 00:03:07,980, Character said: I extracted a plush dolphin
on the third try.

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At 00:03:10,880, Character said: That could someday be
somebody's infected spleen.

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At 00:03:13,158, Character said: In that case, three suddenly
seems like too many tries.

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At 00:03:15,333, Character said: Knock-knock.

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At 00:03:17,058, Character said: Why do you say "knock-knock"
when we walked in anyway?

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At 00:03:18,957, Character said: Sue me for being playful, Linda.

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At 00:03:21,166, Character said: Ah. Hey, Mom and Dad.

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At 00:03:22,857, Character said: Older, wizened Schwartzes,
welcome to the Love Shack.

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At 00:03:26,309, Character said: Ah, you can just call it
anything other than that.

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At 00:03:28,173, Character said: We just stopped by with
a little housewarming gift.

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At 00:03:30,624, Character said: I bet I know what it is.

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At 00:03:32,350, Character said: When Geoff and Erica
moved in together,

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At 00:03:33,937, Character said: they g***t our Nana's china
and flatware.

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At 00:03:35,870, Character said: Ta-da!

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At 00:03:37,182, Character said: It's a gymnosperm.

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At 00:03:38,356, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:39,874, Character said: Look at that.
A plant.

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At 00:03:42,394, Character said: Huh.

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At 00:03:43,913, Character said: Are your dead Nana's
ancestral forks and spoons

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At 00:03:46,260, Character said: buried underneath
that hideous flower?

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At 00:03:48,711, Character said: Yeah, Mom
where's the good stuff?

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At 00:03:50,402, Character said: Well, you did break
a lot of plates

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At 00:03:51,921, Character said: when you were
staying with us.

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At 00:03:53,267, Character said: We were having Greek food, Linda.
That's what you do.

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At 00:03:55,856, Character said: But also,
they g***t china because

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At 00:03:58,272, Character said: we knew their union
was permanent.

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At 00:04:00,447, Character said: Well, me and Jo Jo are way
more permanent
than these fools.

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At 00:04:02,759, Character said: Fools?

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At 00:04:04,036, Character said: We're married with a child.

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At 00:04:05,106, Character said: Oh, desperately changing
the subject--

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At 00:04:06,694, Character said: how is Muriel?

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At 00:04:07,868, Character said: Is she talking yet?

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At 00:04:09,110, Character said: No, Mother, and you
constantly asking about it

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At 00:04:10,974, Character said: is certainly not a point
of anxiety for a new parent.

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At 00:04:13,356, Character said: She's just saying you were
speaking full sentences

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At 00:04:16,670, Character said: at nine months.

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At 00:04:18,396, Character said: It seems Muriel's a little more
Goldberg than Schwartz,
if you know what I mean.

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At 00:04:23,849, Character said: He g***t you good, Erica.

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At 00:04:25,368, Character said: Enough about them.
You guys don't think
our relationship is permanent?

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At 00:04:28,578, Character said: Yeah, Louis, I'm not good
enough for your daughter?

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At 00:04:30,925, Character said: Barry, we love you
like a son.

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At 00:04:33,549, Character said: It's just, every relationship
needs at least one adult.

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At 00:04:37,277, Character said: Louie coming off the top rope
with the truth...