Un.Boss.In.Salotto.2014.iTALiAN.Bluray.1080p.x264-TRL_track5_[eng] Subtitles

00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,People say Naples should change,

00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,but why don't you also change

00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,Mantua, Rovigo, Aosta?

00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,Dust those corners,
your uncle attracts dust.

00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,Not on purpose!

00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,Sometimes I think he does.

00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:08,We dust him every day,
but there's always this darned layer.

00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,Poor uncle!

00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:24,A GODFATHER IN THE LMNG ROOM

00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,Wake up!

00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,Wake up, school won't wait!

00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,"If you want to do something special,

00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,now's the time."

00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,if you want something special...

00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,- Now's the time.
- I want to sleep.

00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,It's not the time.

00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,Go today and bring home a nice A.

00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,In life we must invest in ourselves.

00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,"I wasn't born for defeat...

00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:00,Nor does failure run in my veins.

00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,I'm a lion,

00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,I won't listen to those who cry
and feel sorry for themselves

00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:10,because it's a contagious disease."

00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,Michele,

00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,that promotion must be ours,
we deserve it.

00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,- You know, don't you?
- I know, darling.

00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,Good morning, ma'**, how are you?

00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,Nostradamus says:

00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,"When our neighbor replies,
the world will end."

00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,Fortuna, stick your head out,
you're making crumbs.

00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,It's cold, Daddy.

00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,Sweetheart, stick your head out
or stop eating.

00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,- Here we are.
- Bye, Daddy.

00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,A kiss!

00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:20,- Vittorio, why are you grumbling?
- Because I hate this school.

00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,Bye.

00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:55,I wonder: who'll be
the new marketing manager?

00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:59,The one with your creativity,
courage and imagination,

00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,in other words, your balls.

00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,Important news:

00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:10,as of tomorrow, the cafeteria ham
will be exclusively hand-cut.

00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,Too bad you'll miss it!

00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:20,Remember:
we don't sell houses, we sell...

00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,- Chalets.
- Cold.

00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,- Villas.
- Dreams!

00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,- Get it in your head.
- Of course.

00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,Bring it in.

00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,I'd say it's an explosive metaphor.

00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,Thank you.

00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,A nest,

00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,the symbol of safety,
of welcoming, of home.

00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,What do you say?

00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,Interesting...

00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,What if we cut the family?

00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,To strengthen the nest idea?

00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,Good, Coso!

00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:01,I feel creative:
why not cut the nest, too

00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,leaving just a blue sky with:

00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:08,"Edil Manetti,
your house, your dreams"?

00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:09,Crap?

00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,No.

00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:16,- We could cut the sky too.
- Let's keep it, I like to be daring.

00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,- That's the limit!
- Mom!

00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,"Mom, Mom"...

00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:57,Maybe not the front row,
but I don't see why

00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:01,you're always last
with that fatso in front of you.

00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:05,- What are you doing?
- You've really disappointed me.

00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,- Self-esteem, my girl!
- Mom, please.

00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,What are you doing?

00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,My lady's daughter doesn't go last,
she goes first.

00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,- What are you, her mother?
- I'm the nanny.

00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:24,Music!

00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,Now they're all
improvising as nannies...

00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,- I've been a nanny for twenty years.
- How long?

00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,Twenty years.

00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,My daughter should be in front!

00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:45,Ma'**, what are you doing?

00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,What's your problem?
You're hurting the child.

00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,So?

00:06:56,499 --> 00:07:00,No news yet, but I see some light,

00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:02,a nice success
for the new ad campaign.

00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,- The one with the nest?
- Right.

00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,- Hi, sweetie!
- Lice!

00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,D***n, I'll kill them off with Napalm.

00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:13,We should befriend the Manettis,
get into their circle,

00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,breathe their air, drink their water.

00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:21,- It's for our kids' future.
- You know I hate pulling strings.

00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,You're so old-fashioned,
it's called PR now.

00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,Cristina, please, trust me.

00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,Daddy, Vittorio g***t an A in English.

00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,Yes, I forgot.

00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,- My son?
- The one and only.

00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,You're sure?

00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,That's great!

00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,- Mrs. Manetti!
- With whom ** I speaking?

00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,Cristina D'Avola,
pleased to meet you.

00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,- A new sales clerk?
- No, I'm a customer.

00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,It's an honor to shop
beside a woman of your stature.

00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:09,Thank you.

00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,Did you know I live in your house?

00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:19,Poor thing, in one of the shacks
my husband builds.

00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:23,Did you know my husband
works at Edil Manetti, too,

00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,side by side with yours?

00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:30,Incredible! The whole city
works for Carlino's company.

00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:49,The intercity train,
from Naples Central,

00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,is arriving on track 1 .

00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,Why all the mystery, officer?

00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,Let me guess: I parked up a tree.

00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,It's not a fine?

00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,How urgent?

00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,Extremely?

00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,Now?

00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,Alright.

00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,Want to bet it's a fine?

00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,This isn't a fine, Ma'**.

00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,Is this a guessing game?
Please, tell me!

00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,Sign here, meantime, thank you.

00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,I see an irregularity:

00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,here it says Carmela,
you can't sign Cristina.

00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,- My name's not Carmela.
- Maybe you're not even Neapolitan!

00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,- That's what they all say.
- The inspector.

00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,"Carmela D'Avola, born in Mezzotto,
province of Naples",

00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,etc, etc...

00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,Do you confirm?

00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,Parents' names?

00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,- Which parents?
- How many do you have?

00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,Santagata, be more tactful!

00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,- Write "unknown" or "NN".
- NN?

00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,"The undersigned declares
she is a gypsy..."

00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:40,Listen, either you tell me
why I'm here or I'm leaving!

00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,Ma'**, calm down!

00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,You have a brother, right? Ciro,

00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,Cimmaruta Ciro.

00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,- Your above-mentioned brother...
- Is dead?

00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,No, but he's in trouble
and must be brought to trial.

00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,One more, one less...

00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,My brother is a hoodlum.

00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,This time it's not petty theft,
it's quite serious.

00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:07,- Organized crime.
- Camorra, to be exact.

00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,Camorra?

00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,That's impossible,

00:12:12,189 -->...