Resident.Alien.S04E04.Truth.Hurts.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Kitsune.en.4.en Subtitles

At 00:00:04,091, Character said: - Previously on
"Resident Alien"...

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At 00:00:06,006, Character said: The alien implant is gone.

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At 00:00:07,181, Character said: It looked like a little
piece of glass.

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At 00:00:08,443, Character said: Give me a simple yes or no.

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At 00:00:10,140, Character said: Is that Kate's baby?

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At 00:00:11,881, Character said: She was taken by aliens,

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At 00:00:13,056, Character said: and then we were on a spaceship,

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At 00:00:14,188, Character said: which is actually
inside the moon.

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At 00:00:16,059, Character said: I'm starting to remember.

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At 00:00:18,105, Character said: She was there.

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At 00:00:19,541, Character said: - So how does this
time travel thing work?

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At 00:00:21,238, Character said: - I'll have you back
to 1870 in no time.

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At 00:00:23,849, Character said: 1970!

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At 00:00:25,242, Character said: The Greys stole my alien energy.

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At 00:00:27,940, Character said: I need it back to kill
the Mantid, to save Earth.

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At 00:00:31,161, Character said: Max took Bridget.

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At 00:00:32,902, Character said: I think he's trying
to catch the Mantid.

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At 00:00:35,078, Character said: Huh? Oh, hey, guys.

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At 00:00:37,602, Character said: Heather.

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At 00:00:38,908, Character said: Honey, I'm home.

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At 00:00:42,172, Character said: [Blink-182's
"What's My Age Again?"]

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At 00:00:45,219, Character said: ♪ We started making out

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At 00:00:46,742, Character said: ♪ And she took off my pants

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At 00:00:48,613, Character said: ♪ But then I turned on
the TV ♪

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At 00:00:51,181, Character said: ♪ And that's about the time
she walked away from me ♪

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At 00:00:54,576, Character said: ♪ Nobody likes you
when you're 23 ♪

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At 00:00:57,666, Character said: ♪ And are still more amused
by TV shows ♪

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At 00:01:00,234, Character said: ♪ What the hell is ADD?

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At 00:01:01,800, Character said: ♪ My friends say
I should act my age ♪

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At 00:01:04,020, Character said: ♪ What's my age again?

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At 00:01:05,456, Character said: ♪ What's my age again?

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At 00:01:07,719, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:12,202, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:01:14,117, Character said: Hey, D'Arce.

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At 00:01:15,336, Character said: What are you doing out here?

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At 00:01:16,772, Character said: You don't wanna
to welcome me home?

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At 00:01:18,600, Character said: - My parents are
gonna be welcomed home

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At 00:01:21,820, Character said: by a broken toilet
and urine on their bed.

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At 00:01:23,866, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:01:26,738, Character said: - How's your fancy
Vermont ski school?

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At 00:01:29,132, Character said: It's good.

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At 00:01:31,700, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:01:32,701, Character said: I miss home.

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At 00:01:36,487, Character said: Actually, I missed you.

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At 00:01:39,795, Character said: I missed you, too, bud.

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At 00:01:41,144, Character said: - No, dummy, I mean, I...

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At 00:01:44,278, Character said: I really missed you.

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At 00:01:49,370, Character said: I like you. Like, missed you.

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At 00:01:52,634, Character said: - I thought you were dating
all those ski guys?

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At 00:01:54,853, Character said: - Well, yeah,
but they're all kind of dumb.

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At 00:01:57,813, Character said: Hot, though.
They're really hot.

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At 00:01:59,380, Character said: There was one model...

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At 00:02:01,295, Character said: Please stop.

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At 00:02:02,992, Character said: Those guys aren't you.

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At 00:02:08,128, Character said: You're serious?

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At 00:02:10,347, Character said: - I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's
Ford Fiesta.

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At 00:02:13,220, Character said: Vomit comet.

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At 00:02:14,743, Character said: Boot and bomb it.

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At 00:02:19,704, Character said: D'Arce!

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At 00:02:21,228, Character said: Guys!

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At 00:02:22,794, Character said: Judy, what the hell?

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At 00:02:23,926, Character said: Somebody called the cops!

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At 00:02:26,885, Character said: Run!

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At 00:02:28,539, Character said: [sirens wailing in distance]

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At 00:02:37,113, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:02:42,118, Character said: [Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]

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At 00:02:45,252, Character said: [laidback acoustic strumming]

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At 00:02:48,211, Character said: ♪

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At 00:02:52,389, Character said: [chicks chirping]

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At 00:02:54,217, Character said: Say hi to your daddy, kids.

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At 00:02:55,610, Character said: Hi!

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At 00:02:57,133, Character said: - Harry, I'd like you to meet
Charles, Aidan, Hayden,

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At 00:03:01,529, Character said: Polly, Bloof, and Harry Jr.

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At 00:03:05,663, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:07,099, Character said: Well, they... they definitely
have their daddy's nose.

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At 00:03:11,539, Character said: - Something feels different
about my Heather.

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At 00:03:14,368, Character said: Harry, look, I know.

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At 00:03:16,152, Character said: I know, okay? I get it.

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At 00:03:17,284, Character said: It's a lot.

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At 00:03:19,286, Character said: But I really do think that
you're gonna be a great father.

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At 00:03:21,201, Character said: And I just...

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At 00:03:22,898, Character said: I have to tell you that
I've thought about you

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At 00:03:24,726, Character said: every single day since I left.

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At 00:03:27,598, Character said: - I have thought
about you, too, my love.

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At 00:03:30,819, Character said: It's true.

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At 00:03:31,950, Character said: I still love her
as much as before.

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At 00:03:33,561, Character said: But something is missing.

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At 00:03:35,345, Character said: Is it because she left?

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At 00:03:37,173, Character said: Is it because she betrayed me?

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At 00:03:39,349, Character said: You're the love of my life,

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At 00:03:41,003, Character said: and I ** so, so sorry.

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At 00:03:45,486, Character said: Oh, that's it.

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At 00:03:47,009, Character said: Now that I ** human,
I find her face repulsive.

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At 00:03:50,186, Character said: Ugh.
[chuckles]

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At 00:03:51,274, Character said: Ooh. [laughs]

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At 00:03:53,450, Character said: You know who caused all this?

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At 00:03:55,626, Character said: - It was that Hybrid Grey Joseph.
- Oh.

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At 00:03:58,325, Character said: - He threatened
my family, Harry,

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At 00:04:00,327, Character said: and I... I didn't
know what to do.

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At 00:04:01,763, Character said: But I... I can't run anymore.

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At 00:04:04,113, Character said: - She looks like a haunted
piece of taxidermy.

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At 00:04:06,289, Character said: Ugh.

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At 00:04:07,595, Character said: Well, Joseph will
not be a problem.

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At 00:04:08,596, Character said: He only has one arm.

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At 00:04:09,901, Character said: He no longer works
for the Greys.

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At 00:04:10,989, Character said: He's ugly.

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At 00:04:12,382, Character said: I mean, unlike you,
who is the opposite of ugly.

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At 00:04:16,168, Character said: Is there also a smell?

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At 00:04:18,301, Character said: - Harry, I'll never
leave you again.

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At 00:04:19,998, Character said: You're the most incredible,

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At 00:04:21,478, Character said: beautiful being I have ever met.

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At 00:04:24,133, Character said: - And you... and you are also...

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At 00:04:28,355, Character said: - beautiful.
- Aww.

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At 00:04:30,313, Character said: - I love how your... your eyes
just bulge out from your face,

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At 00:04:34,578, Character said: like a... like a fish,
but a bird.

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At 00:04:37,973, Character said: Aww.

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At 00:04:39,061, Character said: [laughs]

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At 00:04:40,976, Character said: No, no. Oh!

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At 00:04:42,586, Character said: Oh-ho, your breath, it's...

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At 00:04:44,501, Character said: your breath is very...

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At 00:04:47,504, Character said: - gamey.
- Hmm.

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At 00:04:49,289, Character said: [sniffs]

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At 00:04:51,378, Character said: You know what, that's Mantid.

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At 00:04:53,815, Character said: [laughs]

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At 00:04:55,033, Character said: Sorry, I totally
forgot to mention this.

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At 00:04:56,470, Character said: I killed a Mantid, ate his guts.

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At 00:04:58,776, Character said: Asta was out there.
I saved her d***n life.

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At 00:05:01,126, Character said: She did not thank me,
so kind of messed up.

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At 00:05:04,042, Character said: You killed the Mantid?

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At 00:05:06,349, Character said: - Yeah.
- That is great news!

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At 00:05:08,046, Character said: - It's outside
under the canoe, FYI.

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At 00:05:10,222, Character said: Yeah, I saved you some guts.

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At 00:05:11,876, Character said: Are you hungry?

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At 00:05:13,269, Character said: [retches]

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At 00:05:17,273, Character said: I mean, yum. Yum, yum, yum.

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At 00:05:18,622, Character said: But not now, I think.

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At 00:05:20,015, Character said: Not now, not now.

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At 00:05:21,538, Character said: - Okay, I'll put it
in here for safekeeping.

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At 00:05:24,019, Character said: Are you serious?

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At 00:05:25,586, Character said: - Look, Harry, I know you
don't know if you can trust me.

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At 00:05:28,502, Character said: I just wanna tell you
that I love you.

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At 00:05:30,591, Character said: And I hope that someday
you can forgive me.

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At 00:05:33,028, Character said: [sentimental music]

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At 00:05:34,508, Character said: - Of course,
I forgive you, my love.

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At 00:05:36,510, Character said: [laughs] Thank you.

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At 00:05:38,773, Character said: Not again. No. Ugh.

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At 00:05:40,775, Character said: I'm gonna keep my eyes closed

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At 00:05:42,472, Character said: so I don't get distracted
by all that beauty.

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At 00:05:46,171, Character said: My love, what if we were
to reunite in human form?

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At 00:05:50,219, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:51,786, Character said: - Yes, because you were
a human when you left me.

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