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00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,- Previously on
"Resident Alien"...

00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,The alien implant is gone.

00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,It looked like a little
piece of glass.

00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,Give me a simple yes or no.

00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,Is that Kate's baby?

00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,She was taken by aliens,

00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,and then we were on a spaceship,

00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,which is actually
inside the moon.

00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:18,I'm starting to remember.

00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,She was there.

00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,- So how does this
time travel thing work?

00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:23,- I'll have you back
to 1870 in no time.

00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,1970!

00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,The Greys stole my alien energy.

00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:31,I need it back to kill
the Mantid, to save Earth.

00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,Max took Bridget.

00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,I think he's trying
to catch the Mantid.

00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,Huh? Oh, hey, guys.

00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,Heather.

00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:42,Honey, I'm home.

00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:45,[Blink-182's
"What's My Age Again?"]

00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,♪ We started making out

00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,♪ And she took off my pants

00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:51,♪ But then I turned on
the TV ♪

00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:54,♪ And that's about the time
she walked away from me ♪

00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:57,♪ Nobody likes you
when you're 23 ♪

00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,♪ And are still more amused
by TV shows ♪

00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,♪ What the hell is ADD?

00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,♪ My friends say
I should act my age ♪

00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,♪ What's my age again?

00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,♪ What's my age again?

00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:12,♪

00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,Hey.

00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,Hey, D'Arce.

00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,What are you doing out here?

00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,You don't wanna
to welcome me home?

00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,- My parents are
gonna be welcomed home

00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,by a broken toilet
and urine on their bed.

00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,[chuckles]

00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,- How's your fancy
Vermont ski school?

00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,It's good.

00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:32,I don't know.

00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:36,I miss home.

00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:39,Actually, I missed you.

00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,I missed you, too, bud.

00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:44,- No, dummy, I mean, I...

00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:49,I really missed you.

00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:52,I like you. Like, missed you.

00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,- I thought you were dating
all those ski guys?

00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,- Well, yeah,
but they're all kind of dumb.

00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,Hot, though.
They're really hot.

00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:01,There was one model...

00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,Please stop.

00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:08,Those guys aren't you.

00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,You're serious?

00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:13,- I swear on Mrs. Fontaine's
Ford Fiesta.

00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,Vomit comet.

00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,Boot and bomb it.

00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,D'Arce!

00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,Guys!

00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,Judy, what the hell?

00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,Somebody called the cops!

00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:28,Run!

00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,[sirens wailing in distance]

00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,Ow!

00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:45,[Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]

00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:48,[laidback acoustic strumming]

00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:52,♪

00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,[chicks chirping]

00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,Say hi to your daddy, kids.

00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,Hi!

00:02:57,133 --> 00:03:01,- Harry, I'd like you to meet
Charles, Aidan, Hayden,

00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:05,Polly, Bloof, and Harry Jr.

00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,Oh.

00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:11,Well, they... they definitely
have their daddy's nose.

00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:14,- Something feels different
about my Heather.

00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,Harry, look, I know.

00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,I know, okay? I get it.

00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,It's a lot.

00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,But I really do think that
you're gonna be a great father.

00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,And I just...

00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,I have to tell you that
I've thought about you

00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,every single day since I left.

00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,- I have thought
about you, too, my love.

00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:31,It's true.

00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,I still love her
as much as before.

00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,But something is missing.

00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,Is it because she left?

00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,Is it because she betrayed me?

00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,You're the love of my life,

00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:45,and I ** so, so sorry.

00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,Oh, that's it.

00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:50,Now that I ** human,
I find her face repulsive.

00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:51,Ugh.
[chuckles]

00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,Ooh. [laughs]

00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,You know who caused all this?

00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:58,- It was that Hybrid Grey Joseph.
- Oh.

00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,- He threatened
my family, Harry,

00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,and I... I didn't
know what to do.

00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,But I... I can't run anymore.

00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,- She looks like a haunted
piece of taxidermy.

00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,Ugh.

00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:08,Well, Joseph will
not be a problem.

00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,He only has one arm.

00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:10,He no longer works
for the Greys.

00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,He's ugly.

00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:16,I mean, unlike you,
who is the opposite of ugly.

00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,Is there also a smell?

00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,- Harry, I'll never
leave you again.

00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,You're the most incredible,

00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,beautiful being I have ever met.

00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:28,- And you... and you are also...

00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,- beautiful.
- Aww.

00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:34,- I love how your... your eyes
just bulge out from your face,

00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:37,like a... like a fish,
but a bird.

00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,Aww.

00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,[laughs]

00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,No, no. Oh!

00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,Oh-ho, your breath, it's...

00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:47,your breath is very...

00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,- gamey.
- Hmm.

00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,[sniffs]

00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,You know what, that's Mantid.

00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:54,[laughs]

00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,Sorry, I totally
forgot to mention this.

00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,I killed a Mantid, ate his guts.

00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,Asta was out there.
I saved her d***n life.

00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,She did not thank me,
so kind of messed up.

00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,You killed the Mantid?

00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,- Yeah.
- That is great news!

00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,- It's outside
under the canoe, FYI.

00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,Yeah, I saved you some guts.

00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,Are you hungry?

00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:17,[retches]

00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,I mean, yum. Yum, yum, yum.

00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,But not now, I think.

00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,Not now, not now.

00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,- Okay, I'll put it
in here for safekeeping.

00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,Are you serious?

00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:28,- Look, Harry, I know you
don't know if you can trust me.

00:05:28,502 --> 00:05:30,I just wanna tell you
that I love you.

00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,And I hope that someday
you can forgive me.

00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,[sentimental music]

00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,- Of course,
I forgive you, my love.

00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,[laughs] Thank you.

00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,Not again. No. Ugh.

00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,I'm gonna keep my eyes closed

00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:46,so I don't get distracted
by all that beauty.

00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:50,My love, what if we were
to reunite in human form?

00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,Oh.

00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,- Yes, because you were
a human when you left me.

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