Richard Pryor Live On The Sunset Strip (1982) Subtitles

At 00:00:06,000, Character said: Advertise your product or brand here
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At 00:01:42,510, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor!

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At 00:02:49,744, Character said: We are gathered here today...

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At 00:02:56,884, Character said: to make sure...

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At 00:03:01,723, Character said: everyone eats.

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At 00:03:07,061, Character said: If not each other...

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At 00:03:11,466, Character said: food.

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At 00:03:16,471, Character said: I was gonna talk about something
that's very serious...

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At 00:03:19,240, Character said: and I hope no one gets offended.

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At 00:03:21,242, Character said: I wanna talk about f***g.

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At 00:03:25,079, Character said: And sometimes I talk about it.
And a lot of people in the audience...

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At 00:03:27,715, Character said: don't know what I mean.

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At 00:03:29,817, Character said: So would you raise your hand
it you don't know what f***g is...

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At 00:03:33,721, Character said: so we can watch your a***s
when you leave here?

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At 00:03:39,193, Character said: Because not enough fuckin'...

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At 00:03:41,662, Character said: goin' on in America.

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At 00:03:43,664, Character said: Americans. Reagan get in,
you stop fuckin'.

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At 00:03:47,135, Character said: We f***d when Carter was in.
We f***d all the time.

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At 00:03:50,571, Character said: There wasn't nothin' else to do.
"Hey. Let's f***k."

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At 00:03:54,709, Character said: President makin' a speech.
"Let's f***k."

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At 00:03:58,279, Character said: Reagan in. Now.
Everybody listen to this motherfucker.

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At 00:04:00,748, Character said: "We can't f***k now."

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At 00:04:04,552, Character said: I say get them
last few f***s in now.

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At 00:04:15,763, Character said: See. I know one of the advantages.

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At 00:04:17,765, Character said: When you're in show business,
the little extra treat you get...

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At 00:04:20,434, Character said: is that you get p***y.

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At 00:04:24,372, Character said: And, you know...

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At 00:04:26,140, Character said: the great p***y drought
of the '50s?

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At 00:04:29,310, Character said: I was caught up in that motherfucker.

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At 00:04:33,114, Character said: I'm talkin' about...

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At 00:04:36,884, Character said: I discovered masturbating by accident.

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At 00:04:41,689, Character said: I'm not lying. I was about ten.
I was in the tub.

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At 00:04:45,159, Character said: And that's when you used to
have to hold your d***k with two fingers.

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At 00:04:51,332, Character said: You remember when you
was little like that?

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At 00:04:57,305, Character said: Right? I was in the tub.

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At 00:05:00,842, Character said: I said. "Hey.

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At 00:05:05,813, Character said: I'm on to something here.

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At 00:05:09,050, Character said: I bet Dad don't know about this."

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At 00:05:13,855, Character said: And then when you was young,
remember. Men...

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At 00:05:15,857, Character said: We didn't come or nothin'.
You just made that tunny feelin'.

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At 00:05:19,293, Character said: You know. You...

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At 00:05:22,830, Character said: First time I came, ejaculated.
Scared the f***k out of me. Man.

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At 00:05:26,734, Character said: I thought somethin' was wrong. Right?

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At 00:05:29,003, Character said: I was with this woman. I said.
"Look what the f***k you done did!"

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At 00:05:34,275, Character said: About an hour later though.
I was back goin'. "Can you do it again?"

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At 00:05:41,182, Character said: Women are so cool about s***x.
They like it as much as we do.

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At 00:05:44,185, Character said: But they can be cooler.

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At 00:05:45,987, Character said: You say, "Do you wanna f***k?"
"No."

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At 00:05:48,723, Character said: And they go home and have
all that electrical equipment.

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At 00:05:56,364, Character said: I can't get off
behind that long s***t.

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At 00:05:59,467, Character said: Nothin'.

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At 00:06:02,637, Character said: I remember one time
I g***t some Playboy bunny p***y.

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At 00:06:06,440, Character said: I thought I was in the big time.

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At 00:06:09,377, Character said: Goin' home with a Playboy bunny!
You dig?

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At 00:06:13,447, Character said: We was gonna have
a nice little midnight snack.

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At 00:06:16,984, Character said: I went to her apartment.
Her apartment was bad!

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At 00:06:20,688, Character said: It was one of those apartments that
if I don't get the p***y...

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At 00:06:22,690, Character said: I can f***k this couch.

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At 00:06:31,432, Character said: We started talkin'.
She had seen my act.

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At 00:06:34,035, Character said: She said, "I really like the way
you do those little kids in your act.

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At 00:06:37,471, Character said: Them's great.
Can you talk like a little kid?"

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At 00:06:44,745, Character said: I said. "What? Now?"

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At 00:06:47,348, Character said: "Yeah. Just do a little."

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At 00:06:49,684, Character said: "I feel funny. I mean... okay.

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At 00:06:52,520, Character said: You mean. Like, when I do this?
Like that?"

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At 00:06:55,156, Character said: She said, "Yeah."

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At 00:07:02,596, Character said: I say. "You like that. Huh?"

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At 00:07:06,334, Character said: And she started taking off clothes.

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At 00:07:09,503, Character said: And the more clothes she took oft.
The younger I g***t.

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At 00:07:14,408, Character said: When she g***t to her panties.
I was on the floor talking about...

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At 00:07:25,152, Character said: She gave birth to me about 9:30.

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At 00:07:32,660, Character said: Can I get some water?

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At 00:07:34,829, Character said: There was supposed to be
a stool and some water.

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At 00:07:37,164, Character said: Is it April Fools'?
Oh. This is the one.

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At 00:07:39,467, Character said: I have to walk way the f***k
over there to get some water.

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At 00:07:43,637, Character said: Thank you. Brother. Don't trip.
You're nervouser than me.

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At 00:07:45,639, Character said: S***t. Thank you.

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At 00:07:47,942, Character said: I wish I had had
a pitcher of that s***t.

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At 00:07:52,580, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:07:57,351, Character said: - What's in it?
- Huh? Water.

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At 00:08:00,354, Character said: As far as I know.

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At 00:08:02,456, Character said: I hope I don't start tripping.

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At 00:08:08,062, Character said: Did that...
Was that here all the time?

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At 00:08:14,535, Character said: That motherfucker been there
all the time?

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At 00:08:18,973, Character said: Wait a minute.
We don't know nothin'...

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At 00:08:21,042, Character said: but the photographic memory.

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At 00:08:23,177, Character said: This motherfucker was not here.

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At 00:08:26,180, Character said: See. We may not be literate.
But we visual than a motherfucker.

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At 00:08:37,491, Character said: Just needed a little water...

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At 00:08:39,827, Character said: to relax...

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At 00:08:41,595, Character said: calm down.

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At 00:08:44,398, Character said: 'Cause I feel the tension
from you all.

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At 00:08:46,400, Character said: You all want me to do so well.
I want to do so well for you.

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At 00:08:49,603, Character said: But let's relax and enjoy...

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At 00:08:52,173, Character said: whatever the f***k happens.

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At 00:08:55,676, Character said: 'Cause I g***t my check.

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At 00:09:02,550, Character said: I'm gonna tell you something.
I g***t so fuckin' nervous...

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At 00:09:06,787, Character said: myself. Today.
I forgot what the f***k I did.

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At 00:09:10,958, Character said: I was at home. I said,
"I know I do somethin'...

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At 00:09:14,728, Character said: 'cause there's too many white folks
paying attention to me...

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At 00:09:21,869, Character said: for me not to be in jail and s***t."

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At 00:09:28,576, Character said: I used to think
when I first started. I said...

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At 00:09:30,778, Character said: "Maybe I ain't tunny
no more. You know.

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At 00:09:33,047, Character said: Maybe I ain't angry at nothin'
tor real in my heart, you know."

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At 00:09:36,984, Character said: I'd just say.
"I'm just not mad about it.

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At 00:09:39,553, Character said: I don't get it. Motherfuckers wanna
kill yourselves. That's your business.

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At 00:09:44,091, Character said: Just don't do it on my porch."

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At 00:09:47,895, Character said: And it really takes a lot
to start workin' again on stage...

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At 00:09:52,066, Character said: because then your mind ain't there
and your spirit...

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At 00:09:54,168, Character said: and you're tryin' to go for it.
And greed is a bitch.

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At 00:09:57,638, Character said: Greed says, "Go ahead and do it.
They offer you so much money...

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At 00:10:00,007, Character said: and you're greedy."

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At 00:10:01,609, Character said: And then your manager
is larger than anything, right?

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At 00:10:03,777, Character said: He says. "But you're not like that.
You don't want to rip people oft.

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At 00:10:07,148, Character said: You try and do the best...

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At 00:10:09,850, Character said: and you go out there
and you make an a***s of yourself...

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At 00:10:13,254, Character said: embarrass your friends.
Hold your d***k."

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At 00:10:18,859, Character said: My greed does not exceed
my self-respect.

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At 00:10:22,696, Character said: My greed is good. Though.

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At 00:10:25,199, Character said: Greed is runnin'
a close motherfuckin' second.

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At 00:10:29,436, Character said: When I'm asleep. Greed is workin'
on the self-respect somewhere.

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At 00:10:32,606, Character said: "Say. Why don't you just do it
tor a little more?"

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At 00:10:36,610, Character said: But I do a lot of s***t now that
I never did when I didn't have money.

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At 00:10:40,114, Character said: I didn't have the problems I have now,
like watchin' motherfuckers count it.

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