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00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:47,Ladies and gentlemen,
live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor!
00:02:49,744 --> 00:02:52,We are gathered here today...
00:02:56,884 --> 00:03:00,to make sure...
00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,everyone eats.
00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,If not each other...
00:03:11,466 --> 00:03:13,food.
00:03:16,471 --> 00:03:19,I was gonna talk about something
that's very serious...
00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,and I hope no one gets offended.
00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,I wanna talk about f***g.
00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,And sometimes I talk about it.
And a lot of people in the audience...
00:03:27,715 --> 00:03:29,don't know what I mean.
00:03:29,817 --> 00:03:33,So would you raise your hand
it you don't know what f***g is...
00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:36,so we can watch your a***s
when you leave here?
00:03:39,193 --> 00:03:41,Because not enough fuckin'...
00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:43,goin' on in America.
00:03:43,664 --> 00:03:47,Americans. Reagan get in,
you stop fuckin'.
00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:50,We f***d when Carter was in.
We f***d all the time.
00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:54,There wasn't nothin' else to do.
"Hey. Let's f***k."
00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:58,President makin' a speech.
"Let's f***k."
00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,Reagan in. Now.
Everybody listen to this motherfucker.
00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:02,"We can't f***k now."
00:04:04,552 --> 00:04:07,I say get them
last few f***s in now.
00:04:15,763 --> 00:04:17,See. I know one of the advantages.
00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:20,When you're in show business,
the little extra treat you get...
00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,is that you get p***y.
00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:26,And, you know...
00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,the great p***y drought
of the '50s?
00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,I was caught up in that motherfucker.
00:04:33,114 --> 00:04:34,I'm talkin' about...
00:04:36,884 --> 00:04:41,I discovered masturbating by accident.
00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:45,I'm not lying. I was about ten.
I was in the tub.
00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:49,And that's when you used to
have to hold your d***k with two fingers.
00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,You remember when you
was little like that?
00:04:57,305 --> 00:05:00,Right? I was in the tub.
00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,I said. "Hey.
00:05:05,813 --> 00:05:07,I'm on to something here.
00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,I bet Dad don't know about this."
00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,And then when you was young,
remember. Men...
00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:19,We didn't come or nothin'.
You just made that tunny feelin'.
00:05:19,293 --> 00:05:21,You know. You...
00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:26,First time I came, ejaculated.
Scared the f***k out of me. Man.
00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,I thought somethin' was wrong. Right?
00:05:29,003 --> 00:05:32,I was with this woman. I said.
"Look what the f***k you done did!"
00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:37,About an hour later though.
I was back goin'. "Can you do it again?"
00:05:41,182 --> 00:05:44,Women are so cool about s***x.
They like it as much as we do.
00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:45,But they can be cooler.
00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,You say, "Do you wanna f***k?"
"No."
00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,And they go home and have
all that electrical equipment.
00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:59,I can't get off
behind that long s***t.
00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:01,Nothin'.
00:06:02,637 --> 00:06:06,I remember one time
I g***t some Playboy bunny p***y.
00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,I thought I was in the big time.
00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:13,Goin' home with a Playboy bunny!
You dig?
00:06:13,447 --> 00:06:16,We was gonna have
a nice little midnight snack.
00:06:16,984 --> 00:06:20,I went to her apartment.
Her apartment was bad!
00:06:20,688 --> 00:06:22,It was one of those apartments that
if I don't get the p***y...
00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:24,I can f***k this couch.
00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,We started talkin'.
She had seen my act.
00:06:34,035 --> 00:06:37,She said, "I really like the way
you do those little kids in your act.
00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:40,Them's great.
Can you talk like a little kid?"
00:06:44,745 --> 00:06:47,I said. "What? Now?"
00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:49,"Yeah. Just do a little."
00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:52,"I feel funny. I mean... okay.
00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,You mean. Like, when I do this?
Like that?"
00:06:55,156 --> 00:06:58,She said, "Yeah."
00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,I say. "You like that. Huh?"
00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:09,And she started taking off clothes.
00:07:09,503 --> 00:07:14,And the more clothes she took oft.
The younger I g***t.
00:07:14,408 --> 00:07:18,When she g***t to her panties.
I was on the floor talking about...
00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:27,She gave birth to me about 9:30.
00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,Can I get some water?
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,There was supposed to be
a stool and some water.
00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:39,Is it April Fools'?
Oh. This is the one.
00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:43,I have to walk way the f***k
over there to get some water.
00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,Thank you. Brother. Don't trip.
You're nervouser than me.
00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,S***t. Thank you.
00:07:47,942 --> 00:07:50,I wish I had had
a pitcher of that s***t.
00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:54,Thank you.
00:07:57,351 --> 00:08:00,- What's in it?
- Huh? Water.
00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,As far as I know.
00:08:02,456 --> 00:08:04,I hope I don't start tripping.
00:08:08,062 --> 00:08:09,Did that...
Was that here all the time?
00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,That motherfucker been there
all the time?
00:08:18,973 --> 00:08:20,Wait a minute.
We don't know nothin'...
00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,but the photographic memory.
00:08:23,177 --> 00:08:25,This motherfucker was not here.
00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:29,See. We may not be literate.
But we visual than a motherfucker.
00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:39,Just needed a little water...
00:08:39,827 --> 00:08:41,to relax...
00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:43,calm down.
00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:46,'Cause I feel the tension
from you all.
00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,You all want me to do so well.
I want to do so well for you.
00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:52,But let's relax and enjoy...
00:08:52,173 --> 00:08:54,whatever the f***k happens.
00:08:55,676 --> 00:08:57,'Cause I g***t my check.
00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:06,I'm gonna tell you something.
I g***t so fuckin' nervous...
00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:10,myself. Today.
I forgot what the f***k I did.
00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:14,I was at home. I said,
"I know I do somethin'...
00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:18,'cause there's too many white folks
paying attention to me...
00:09:21,869 --> 00:09:24,for me not to be in jail and s***t."
00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:30,I used to think
when I first started. I said...
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,"Maybe I ain't tunny
no more. You know.
00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:36,Maybe I ain't angry at nothin'
tor real in my heart, you know."
00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:39,I'd just say.
"I'm just not mad about it.
00:09:39,553 --> 00:09:44,I don't get it. Motherfuckers wanna
kill yourselves. That's your business.
00:09:44,091 --> 00:09:46,Just don't do it on my porch."
00:09:47,895 --> 00:09:51,And it really takes a lot
to start workin' again on stage...
00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:54,because then your mind ain't there
and your spirit...
00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:57,and you're tryin' to go for it.
And greed is a bitch.
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,Greed says, "Go ahead and do it.
They offer you so much money...
00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:01,and you're greedy."
00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:03,And then your manager
is larger than anything, right?
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,He says. "But you're not like that.
You don't want to rip people oft.
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,You try and do the best...
00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:13,and you go out there
and you make an a***s of yourself...
00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:17,embarrass your friends.
Hold your d***k."
00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:22,My greed does not exceed
my self-respect.
00:10:22,696 --> 00:10:25,My greed is good. Though.
00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:29,Greed is runnin'
a close motherfuckin' second.
00:10:29,436 --> 00:10:32,When I'm asleep. Greed is workin'
on the self-respect somewhere.
00:10:32,606 --> 00:10:35,"Say. Why don't you just do it
tor a little more?"
00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:40,But I do a lot of s***t now that
I never did when I didn't have money.
00:10:40,114 --> 00:10:44,I didn't have the problems I have now,
like watchin' motherfuckers count it.
00:10:49,190 -->...
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:47,Ladies and gentlemen,
live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor!
00:02:49,744 --> 00:02:52,We are gathered here today...
00:02:56,884 --> 00:03:00,to make sure...
00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,everyone eats.
00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,If not each other...
00:03:11,466 --> 00:03:13,food.
00:03:16,471 --> 00:03:19,I was gonna talk about something
that's very serious...
00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,and I hope no one gets offended.
00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,I wanna talk about f***g.
00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,And sometimes I talk about it.
And a lot of people in the audience...
00:03:27,715 --> 00:03:29,don't know what I mean.
00:03:29,817 --> 00:03:33,So would you raise your hand
it you don't know what f***g is...
00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:36,so we can watch your a***s
when you leave here?
00:03:39,193 --> 00:03:41,Because not enough fuckin'...
00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:43,goin' on in America.
00:03:43,664 --> 00:03:47,Americans. Reagan get in,
you stop fuckin'.
00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:50,We f***d when Carter was in.
We f***d all the time.
00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:54,There wasn't nothin' else to do.
"Hey. Let's f***k."
00:03:54,709 --> 00:03:58,President makin' a speech.
"Let's f***k."
00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,Reagan in. Now.
Everybody listen to this motherfucker.
00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:02,"We can't f***k now."
00:04:04,552 --> 00:04:07,I say get them
last few f***s in now.
00:04:15,763 --> 00:04:17,See. I know one of the advantages.
00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:20,When you're in show business,
the little extra treat you get...
00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,is that you get p***y.
00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:26,And, you know...
00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,the great p***y drought
of the '50s?
00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,I was caught up in that motherfucker.
00:04:33,114 --> 00:04:34,I'm talkin' about...
00:04:36,884 --> 00:04:41,I discovered masturbating by accident.
00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:45,I'm not lying. I was about ten.
I was in the tub.
00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:49,And that's when you used to
have to hold your d***k with two fingers.
00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,You remember when you
was little like that?
00:04:57,305 --> 00:05:00,Right? I was in the tub.
00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,I said. "Hey.
00:05:05,813 --> 00:05:07,I'm on to something here.
00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,I bet Dad don't know about this."
00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,And then when you was young,
remember. Men...
00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:19,We didn't come or nothin'.
You just made that tunny feelin'.
00:05:19,293 --> 00:05:21,You know. You...
00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:26,First time I came, ejaculated.
Scared the f***k out of me. Man.
00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:28,I thought somethin' was wrong. Right?
00:05:29,003 --> 00:05:32,I was with this woman. I said.
"Look what the f***k you done did!"
00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:37,About an hour later though.
I was back goin'. "Can you do it again?"
00:05:41,182 --> 00:05:44,Women are so cool about s***x.
They like it as much as we do.
00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:45,But they can be cooler.
00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,You say, "Do you wanna f***k?"
"No."
00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,And they go home and have
all that electrical equipment.
00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:59,I can't get off
behind that long s***t.
00:05:59,467 --> 00:06:01,Nothin'.
00:06:02,637 --> 00:06:06,I remember one time
I g***t some Playboy bunny p***y.
00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,I thought I was in the big time.
00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:13,Goin' home with a Playboy bunny!
You dig?
00:06:13,447 --> 00:06:16,We was gonna have
a nice little midnight snack.
00:06:16,984 --> 00:06:20,I went to her apartment.
Her apartment was bad!
00:06:20,688 --> 00:06:22,It was one of those apartments that
if I don't get the p***y...
00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:24,I can f***k this couch.
00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,We started talkin'.
She had seen my act.
00:06:34,035 --> 00:06:37,She said, "I really like the way
you do those little kids in your act.
00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:40,Them's great.
Can you talk like a little kid?"
00:06:44,745 --> 00:06:47,I said. "What? Now?"
00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:49,"Yeah. Just do a little."
00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:52,"I feel funny. I mean... okay.
00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,You mean. Like, when I do this?
Like that?"
00:06:55,156 --> 00:06:58,She said, "Yeah."
00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:04,I say. "You like that. Huh?"
00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:09,And she started taking off clothes.
00:07:09,503 --> 00:07:14,And the more clothes she took oft.
The younger I g***t.
00:07:14,408 --> 00:07:18,When she g***t to her panties.
I was on the floor talking about...
00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:27,She gave birth to me about 9:30.
00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,Can I get some water?
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,There was supposed to be
a stool and some water.
00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:39,Is it April Fools'?
Oh. This is the one.
00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:43,I have to walk way the f***k
over there to get some water.
00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,Thank you. Brother. Don't trip.
You're nervouser than me.
00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,S***t. Thank you.
00:07:47,942 --> 00:07:50,I wish I had had
a pitcher of that s***t.
00:07:52,580 --> 00:07:54,Thank you.
00:07:57,351 --> 00:08:00,- What's in it?
- Huh? Water.
00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,As far as I know.
00:08:02,456 --> 00:08:04,I hope I don't start tripping.
00:08:08,062 --> 00:08:09,Did that...
Was that here all the time?
00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,That motherfucker been there
all the time?
00:08:18,973 --> 00:08:20,Wait a minute.
We don't know nothin'...
00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,but the photographic memory.
00:08:23,177 --> 00:08:25,This motherfucker was not here.
00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:29,See. We may not be literate.
But we visual than a motherfucker.
00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:39,Just needed a little water...
00:08:39,827 --> 00:08:41,to relax...
00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:43,calm down.
00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:46,'Cause I feel the tension
from you all.
00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,You all want me to do so well.
I want to do so well for you.
00:08:49,603 --> 00:08:52,But let's relax and enjoy...
00:08:52,173 --> 00:08:54,whatever the f***k happens.
00:08:55,676 --> 00:08:57,'Cause I g***t my check.
00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:06,I'm gonna tell you something.
I g***t so fuckin' nervous...
00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:10,myself. Today.
I forgot what the f***k I did.
00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:14,I was at home. I said,
"I know I do somethin'...
00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:18,'cause there's too many white folks
paying attention to me...
00:09:21,869 --> 00:09:24,for me not to be in jail and s***t."
00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:30,I used to think
when I first started. I said...
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,"Maybe I ain't tunny
no more. You know.
00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:36,Maybe I ain't angry at nothin'
tor real in my heart, you know."
00:09:36,984 --> 00:09:39,I'd just say.
"I'm just not mad about it.
00:09:39,553 --> 00:09:44,I don't get it. Motherfuckers wanna
kill yourselves. That's your business.
00:09:44,091 --> 00:09:46,Just don't do it on my porch."
00:09:47,895 --> 00:09:51,And it really takes a lot
to start workin' again on stage...
00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:54,because then your mind ain't there
and your spirit...
00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:57,and you're tryin' to go for it.
And greed is a bitch.
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,Greed says, "Go ahead and do it.
They offer you so much money...
00:10:00,007 --> 00:10:01,and you're greedy."
00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:03,And then your manager
is larger than anything, right?
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,He says. "But you're not like that.
You don't want to rip people oft.
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,You try and do the best...
00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:13,and you go out there
and you make an a***s of yourself...
00:10:13,254 --> 00:10:17,embarrass your friends.
Hold your d***k."
00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:22,My greed does not exceed
my self-respect.
00:10:22,696 --> 00:10:25,My greed is good. Though.
00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:29,Greed is runnin'
a close motherfuckin' second.
00:10:29,436 --> 00:10:32,When I'm asleep. Greed is workin'
on the self-respect somewhere.
00:10:32,606 --> 00:10:35,"Say. Why don't you just do it
tor a little more?"
00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:40,But I do a lot of s***t now that
I never did when I didn't have money.
00:10:40,114 --> 00:10:44,I didn't have the problems I have now,
like watchin' motherfuckers count it.
00:10:49,190 -->...
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