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00:00:07,470 --> 00:00:07,[owl hooting]

00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:13,[thunder crashing]

00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,- You gave
so much in life.

00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:30,I hope your soul's rest
is perfect and peaceful,

00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:35,because your body's
in for a long ride.

00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:36,[spits]

00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:39,- If the coffin's a-rockin',
don't come a-knockin'.

00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,[giggles]

00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:45,Garret,
wait a second.

00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,Why is there
no casket?

00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,- [deep voice]
'Cause there was

00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:51,nothing left
of his father to bury.

00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:54,[whimpering]
[squelching]

00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,[yelping]

00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,[squelches]

00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:15,Come join us,
brother.

00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:18,[sighs]

00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,[feminine voice]
Welcome.

00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,You'll be happy here.

00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,[British voice]
I think I like it already.

00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,[normal voice]
Hi, pop.

00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:16,[engine revving]

00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,[engines revving]
[Quiet giggling]

00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,- [Quiet] So Dollface has
this gigantic insider guard

00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,in a chokehold,

00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,when all of a sudden
I hear this loud...

00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:38,[pops]

00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:40,The guard
is dead as hell,

00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,and his eyeballs

00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,are just dangling
out of their sockets.

00:02:43,490 --> 00:02:46,Dollface is like,
"guess this guy's a sailor man,

00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:49,because I just
made him Popeye."

00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,[laughing]
- Oh, that's f***g crazy.

00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,- She has so many
stories like that,

00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:55,and she tells them
way better than me.

00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,You would know that
if you stopped avoiding her.

00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,- I'm not avoiding her.

00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,I'm just not going out of my way
to interact with her.

00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:02,There's a difference.

00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,All right,
if we're being honest,

00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:06,she's just not
my cup of tea.

00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:07,- You don't even know her.

00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,If my brother was
in the car behind us,

00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,I sure as hell wouldn't
be riding with your dumb a***s.

00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,- Family isn't just
being related, okay?

00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,If I was a beaver,
I wouldn't spend all my time

00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,hanging out with other
big a***s rodents.

00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,If a gator was cool,
and the vibe was right,

00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,I'D kick it with him.

00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:25,- [Quiet]
S***t, not again.

00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:27,- What?

00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:28,- Oh, let's check it
at the next stop.

00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:31,- No. Pull over now.
If something's wrong,

00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:32,you should address it
right away.

00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,Pull over right here.

00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,- Go talk to your sister,
a***e!

00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:44,[tires squealing]

00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,[chuckling]

00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,- You piss her off?

00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,Get in.

00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,You, out.

00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:09,- Someone need a ride?

00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:11,- I told you, we're done,
And I meant it.

00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:14,[sighs]

00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,- That's what I like
about the Jeremy Express.

00:04:19,850 --> 00:04:22,It's all caboose.

00:04:22,390 --> 00:04:24,[engine revs]

00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,- [John Doe] I love what
you've done with the interior.

00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:37,Really shows
pride of ownership.

00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:39,- Still a neat freak.

00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:43,So, what was it like
being back at our old house?

00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,- Like prison,
just with a lot of pizza.

00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:48,- Come on, nothing in there
caught your interest?

00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:51,[scoffs]
- The Baby-Sitters Club.

00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,[laughing]
- Oh, s***t.

00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,I used to love those books.
- Word?

00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,- Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had
such a crush on Logan.

00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:00,- [John Doe]
Okay, so I gotta know,

00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,how did Abby join the BSC
in book 89?

00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,- Abby?

00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,- Abby. Abby.

00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:08,- Uh, Abby, I--

00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,I don't remember.

00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,Well, excuse me for
not remembering a book,

00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:15,Mr. "I bonked my head

00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,and literally
can't remember anything."

00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,- Well, it's not like
I'm trying not to remember.

00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,- [Ashley] I'm dying.
Should we make camp?

00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:23,[static crackles]
- Yeah, Ash.

00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:25,We'll head for Diesel City
at first light.

00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,Why don't you go set up
by the water tower up ahead?

00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:33,John and I are going
to take a little detour.

00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,- Detour? I don't want
to take a detour.

00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:37,- Shut up. You do.
We're going.

00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:37,- [Quiet] Copy that.

00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:38,Have fun, John.

00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:43,- [Jeremy] Copy that.
Ashley and I

00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,will be scouting
for food and supplies, over.

00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,Who knows?

00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,Maybe I'll get lucky,
find me a muffin.

00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,- I told you,
the bakery's closed.

00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,- Checking
for bakery hours.

00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,- Finally.
Ready to f***g rock.

00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,[Michelle Branch's
"Everywhere" playing]

00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:30,* Just tell me how
I g***t this far *

00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:34,* Just tell me why you're here
and who you are *

00:06:34,590 --> 00:06:36,* 'Cause every time I look *

00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:39,* You're never there *

00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,* And every time
I sleep *

00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:44,* You're always there *

00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:44,Here we go!

00:06:44,970 --> 00:06:46,* 'Cause you're
everywhere to me *

00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:47,- [Mayhem]
Would you shut up?!

00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,[screaming]
[tires squealing]

00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,[stereo cuts off]

00:06:58,610 --> 00:07:00,- What the hell
are you doing here?

00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,- Covering my ears mostly.

00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,- That's John singing.
- Yeah.

00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,- What are you doing
in my trunk?!

00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,- You stood up for me
back there.

00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,You...

00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,You saved me,
Quiet.

00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,[gun cocks]
All right,

00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,I laid it on a little thick
at the end there.

00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,Fine. Look,

00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,I want to enter
the tournament.

00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,[laughing]

00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,It's not funny.

00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,- Oh, it is the way
I'm picturing it.

00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,You'd be dead
two minutes in,

00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:41,all flattened out,
eyes crossed,

00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,tongue hanging out.
- That will not be me. Okay?

00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:47,You're looking at the best
driver on the West Coast.

00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:51,- No I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:54,- Think so?
- Know so.

00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:55,- Prove it.

00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:01,[buttons clicking]

00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,Wow, you don't have
a goddamn clue

00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:04,what you're doing,
do you?

00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,- I ** just getting
my bearings.

00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,You know, my ex-husband's car
was European.

00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,It was a lot cooler
than this.

00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:12,- All right,
just put it in gear.

00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:16,[tires squeal]
Oh, my God!

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