Twisted Metal -megusta S02E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,470, Character said: [owl hooting]

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At 00:00:09,570, Character said: [thunder crashing]

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At 00:00:23,720, Character said: - You gave
so much in life.

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At 00:00:26,190, Character said: I hope your soul's rest
is perfect and peaceful,

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At 00:00:30,590, Character said: because your body's
in for a long ride.

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At 00:00:35,130, Character said: [spits]

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At 00:00:36,530, Character said: - If the coffin's a-rockin',
don't come a-knockin'.

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At 00:00:39,700, Character said: [giggles]

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At 00:00:43,870, Character said: Garret,
wait a second.

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At 00:00:45,670, Character said: Why is there
no casket?

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At 00:00:47,280, Character said: - [deep voice]
'Cause there was

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At 00:00:48,340, Character said: nothing left
of his father to bury.

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At 00:00:51,150, Character said: [whimpering]
[squelching]

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At 00:01:00,760, Character said: [yelping]

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At 00:01:03,730, Character said: [squelches]

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At 00:01:12,170, Character said: Come join us,
brother.

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At 00:01:15,940, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:01:39,690, Character said: [feminine voice]
Welcome.

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At 00:01:41,200, Character said: You'll be happy here.

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At 00:01:44,500, Character said: [British voice]
I think I like it already.

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At 00:01:50,710, Character said: [normal voice]
Hi, pop.

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At 00:02:13,860, Character said: [engine revving]

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At 00:02:27,880, Character said: [engines revving]
[Quiet giggling]

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At 00:02:31,880, Character said: - [Quiet] So Dollface has
this gigantic insider guard

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At 00:02:34,950, Character said: in a chokehold,

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At 00:02:35,880, Character said: when all of a sudden
I hear this loud...

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At 00:02:37,890, Character said: [pops]

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At 00:02:38,890, Character said: The guard
is dead as hell,

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At 00:02:40,760, Character said: and his eyeballs

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At 00:02:41,660, Character said: are just dangling
out of their sockets.

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At 00:02:43,490, Character said: Dollface is like,
"guess this guy's a sailor man,

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At 00:02:46,930, Character said: because I just
made him Popeye."

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At 00:02:49,360, Character said: [laughing]
- Oh, that's f***g crazy.

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At 00:02:52,330, Character said: - She has so many
stories like that,

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At 00:02:54,570, Character said: and she tells them
way better than me.

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At 00:02:55,640, Character said: You would know that
if you stopped avoiding her.

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At 00:02:58,340, Character said: - I'm not avoiding her.

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At 00:02:59,470, Character said: I'm just not going out of my way
to interact with her.

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At 00:03:02,040, Character said: There's a difference.

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At 00:03:02,840, Character said: All right,
if we're being honest,

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At 00:03:04,580, Character said: she's just not
my cup of tea.

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At 00:03:06,510, Character said: - You don't even know her.

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At 00:03:07,420, Character said: If my brother was
in the car behind us,

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At 00:03:09,680, Character said: I sure as hell wouldn't
be riding with your dumb a***s.

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At 00:03:11,620, Character said: - Family isn't just
being related, okay?

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At 00:03:14,320, Character said: If I was a beaver,
I wouldn't spend all my time

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At 00:03:16,960, Character said: hanging out with other
big a***s rodents.

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At 00:03:19,430, Character said: If a gator was cool,
and the vibe was right,

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At 00:03:21,800, Character said: I'D kick it with him.

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At 00:03:24,530, Character said: - [Quiet]
S***t, not again.

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At 00:03:25,870, Character said: - What?

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At 00:03:27,070, Character said: - Oh, let's check it
at the next stop.

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At 00:03:28,770, Character said: - No. Pull over now.
If something's wrong,

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At 00:03:31,070, Character said: you should address it
right away.

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At 00:03:32,940, Character said: Pull over right here.

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At 00:03:41,080, Character said: - Go talk to your sister,
a***e!

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At 00:03:42,950, Character said: [tires squealing]

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At 00:03:48,920, Character said: [chuckling]

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At 00:03:54,960, Character said: - You piss her off?

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At 00:03:56,360, Character said: Get in.

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At 00:03:57,570, Character said: You, out.

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At 00:04:08,380, Character said: - Someone need a ride?

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At 00:04:09,710, Character said: - I told you, we're done,
And I meant it.

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At 00:04:13,620, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:04:17,750, Character said: - That's what I like
about the Jeremy Express.

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At 00:04:19,850, Character said: It's all caboose.

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At 00:04:22,390, Character said: [engine revs]

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At 00:04:33,000, Character said: - [John Doe] I love what
you've done with the interior.

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At 00:04:35,140, Character said: Really shows
pride of ownership.

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At 00:04:37,370, Character said: - Still a neat freak.

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At 00:04:39,710, Character said: So, what was it like
being back at our old house?

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At 00:04:43,080, Character said: - Like prison,
just with a lot of pizza.

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At 00:04:45,950, Character said: - Come on, nothing in there
caught your interest?

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At 00:04:48,650, Character said: [scoffs]
- The Baby-Sitters Club.

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At 00:04:51,650, Character said: [laughing]
- Oh, s***t.

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At 00:04:53,560, Character said: I used to love those books.
- Word?

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At 00:04:55,720, Character said: - Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had
such a crush on Logan.

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At 00:04:59,490, Character said: - [John Doe]
Okay, so I gotta know,

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At 00:05:00,360, Character said: how did Abby join the BSC
in book 89?

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At 00:05:04,000, Character said: - Abby?

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At 00:05:05,500, Character said: - Abby. Abby.

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At 00:05:06,870, Character said: - Uh, Abby, I--

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At 00:05:08,140, Character said: I don't remember.

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At 00:05:10,770, Character said: Well, excuse me for
not remembering a book,

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At 00:05:13,910, Character said: Mr. "I bonked my head

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At 00:05:15,080, Character said: and literally
can't remember anything."

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At 00:05:16,850, Character said: - Well, it's not like
I'm trying not to remember.

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At 00:05:20,420, Character said: - [Ashley] I'm dying.
Should we make camp?

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At 00:05:22,180, Character said: [static crackles]
- Yeah, Ash.

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At 00:05:23,950, Character said: We'll head for Diesel City
at first light.

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At 00:05:27,520, Character said: Why don't you go set up
by the water tower up ahead?

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At 00:05:30,690, Character said: John and I are going
to take a little detour.

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At 00:05:33,700, Character said: - Detour? I don't want
to take a detour.

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At 00:05:35,530, Character said: - Shut up. You do.
We're going.

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At 00:05:37,030, Character said: - [Quiet] Copy that.

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At 00:05:37,800, Character said: Have fun, John.

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At 00:05:41,770, Character said: - [Jeremy] Copy that.
Ashley and I

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At 00:05:43,540, Character said: will be scouting
for food and supplies, over.

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At 00:05:48,480, Character said: Who knows?

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At 00:05:49,640, Character said: Maybe I'll get lucky,
find me a muffin.

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At 00:05:52,450, Character said: - I told you,
the bakery's closed.

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At 00:05:56,120, Character said: - Checking
for bakery hours.

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At 00:06:08,100, Character said: - Finally.
Ready to f***g rock.

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At 00:06:21,240, Character said: [Michelle Branch's
"Everywhere" playing]

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At 00:06:26,250, Character said: * Just tell me how
I g***t this far *

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At 00:06:31,020, Character said: * Just tell me why you're here
and who you are *

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At 00:06:34,590, Character said: * 'Cause every time I look *

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At 00:06:36,660, Character said: * You're never there *

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At 00:06:39,590, Character said: * And every time
I sleep *

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At 00:06:41,260, Character said: * You're always there *

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At 00:06:44,100, Character said: Here we go!

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At 00:06:44,970, Character said: * 'Cause you're
everywhere to me *

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At 00:06:46,170, Character said: - [Mayhem]
Would you shut up?!

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At 00:06:47,140, Character said: [screaming]
[tires squealing]

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At 00:06:51,170, Character said: [stereo cuts off]

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At 00:06:58,610, Character said: - What the hell
are you doing here?

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At 00:07:00,180, Character said: - Covering my ears mostly.

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At 00:07:02,280, Character said: - That's John singing.
- Yeah.

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At 00:07:04,290, Character said: - What are you doing
in my trunk?!

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At 00:07:07,760, Character said: - You stood up for me
back there.

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At 00:07:11,130, Character said: You...

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At 00:07:13,160, Character said: You saved me,
Quiet.

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At 00:07:17,770, Character said: [gun cocks]
All right,

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At 00:07:20,040, Character said: I laid it on a little thick
at the end there.

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At 00:07:21,800, Character said: Fine. Look,

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At 00:07:23,610, Character said: I want to enter
the tournament.

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At 00:07:25,840, Character said: [laughing]

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At 00:07:33,920, Character said: It's not funny.

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At 00:07:35,220, Character said: - Oh, it is the way
I'm picturing it.

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At 00:07:37,650, Character said: You'd be dead
two minutes in,

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At 00:07:39,590, Character said: all flattened out,
eyes crossed,

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At 00:07:41,560, Character said: tongue hanging out.
- That will not be me. Okay?

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At 00:07:44,890, Character said: You're looking at the best
driver on the West Coast.

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At 00:07:47,230, Character said: - No I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

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At 00:07:51,230, Character said: - Think so?
- Know so.

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At 00:07:54,170, Character said: - Prove it.

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At 00:07:58,170, Character said: [buttons clicking]

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At 00:08:01,310, Character said: Wow, you don't have
a goddamn clue

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At 00:08:03,610, Character said: what you're doing,
do you?

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At 00:08:04,650, Character said: - I ** just getting
my bearings.

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At 00:08:06,920, Character said: You know, my ex-husband's car
was European.

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At 00:08:09,220, Character said: It was a lot cooler
than this.

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At 00:08:11,220, Character said: - All right,
just put it in gear.

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At 00:08:14,890, Character said: [tires squeal]
Oh, my God!

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