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00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:03,Our adventurers’ journey was long and hard.

00:00:03,830 --> 00:00:10,Now, they are but one day's travel
away from the Magic Metropolis.

00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:13,...and that's that.
Thanks for taking care of it.

00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:14,Okay!

00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:18,Taking care of it?

00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:19,Taking care of what?

00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:27,You know how the info posted on adventurer notice
boards is sometimes a joint effort with certain guilds?

00:00:27,270 --> 00:00:31,I figured working with the Courier's
Guild could be a good idea.

00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,Sure, makes no difference to me.

00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,How does working together
with them help us?

00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:42,We get plenty of clients who come to the
Porter Service because of your reviews.

00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:48,And we don't have to go out of our way; we can
just post your reviews in every town we end up in.

00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,Works out for the both of us, yeah?

00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:53,I see. That's a big win-win.

00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,Alright, let's get some sleep.

00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:08,Good night.

00:01:09,890 --> 00:01:11,Okay, all together now!

00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,If it's lewd, we love it!

00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:16,Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!

00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:19,Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!

00:01:19,650 --> 00:01:23,If you love all things dirty,

00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:27,then whatever your species you're one of us!

00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:28,I wanna feel good!

00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:30,Go all the way!

00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:31,Grab hold of the sword

00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,Go all the way!

00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:35,That you've been polishing

00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,Go all the way!

00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:39,The time for battle has come

00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:41,Let's go to paradise!

00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,Go all the way!

00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:45,If you love adventure

00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,Go all the way!

00:01:46,810 --> 00:01:49,Then make for paradise

00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,Go all the way!

00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,Without worrying about what people think

00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:54,Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!

00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,Come on dude, no dice, no way!

00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,How about we go in there instead?

00:01:57,630 --> 00:01:59,Hot freaking d***n,
you're a genius my man!

00:01:58,850 --> 00:02:02,Come right in!

00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:04,Have a good time!

00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:06,Welcome!

00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:09,Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!

00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,Let's go to heaven! One more stop!

00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:16,If you like the same goods we do,

00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,then whatever your species you're one of us!

00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:23,Let's go to heaven! With our ”lifeblood” on the line,

00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:25,Let's go to heaven! One way or another!

00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,However many times we fall, we'll get it up again

00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,and satisfy both body and soul!

00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:38,This is our heaven!

00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:39,We hope to see you again!

00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:14,Everyone's walking around with the
same girl... It's kind of spooky.

00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:18,Meh, we're here to do the same thing,
so no use complaining about it.

00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,Let us be off, then, to the
establishment with the perfect score!

00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:30,Hi there, everyone!

00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,Thank you so much for coming here today.

00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,Please prepare your 5000-gold fee while you wait, and try to pay in exact change!

00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:44,I'll tell you everything and more
about our system when I'm with you!

00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,Okay, let me tell you how this works!

00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:58,I'm a decoy doll that is an
exact copy of Archmage Demia.

00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:01,When our three days are up, no need to
take me back anywhere: I'll just disappear!

00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:08,Before then, though, I hope you'll have
some fun and do whatever you want with me!

00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:12,This is incredible...

00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:16,Normally, decoy dolls are simple temporary constructs
that buy you a little bit of time in bad situations.

00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:23,And they can only follow simple commands like ”keep
running away” or ”keep begging for your life”.

00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:28,No, don't kill me.

00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:33,I honestly can't believe I'm having a full-on
conversation with a complex decoy doll...

00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:39,I ** the greatest Archmage in the
world, you know.

00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:44,Yeah. You'd be the only person in the
world who could run a business like this.

00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:49,So if we don't have to take you back,
and we can do whatever we want with you...

00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,...that means you're cool
with everything, right?

00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:52,Yup!

00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,Really? Everything?

00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,Uh-huh! For example, if you wanted to...

00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:01,What?! What kind of creep would do that?!

00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,Lots of them, multiple times a day.

00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:04,Wh-what the hell?!

00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:10,Oh, but we do ask that you don't engage in any kind
of sexual activity out in the open or in public.

00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:13,Why not? You embarrassed for
regular folks to see you like that?

00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:19,Oh, no. Before this rule, everyone
went at it in alleys, parks, riverbeds,

00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:24,grassy knolls, public toilets; you name it,
they were banging there.

00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:34,Then, the mayor called me in and
gave me an earful about it...

00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:37,So nothing that'll bother
the rest of society, g***t it.

00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,But as long as you're doing
it behind closed doors,

00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:42,you can saw me in half, or use a red-hot
iron to brand me, anything, really!

00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,I'm not gonna do anything like that!

00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,Um, uh...

00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:50,S-so from now on...

00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,what are we going to do?

00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:55,You came a long way to get here, right?

00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:57,Why don't we find ourselves
some lodgings first, then?

00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:59,S-sure.

00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:02,A-and, after that, then,
we'll definitely...

00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,Want to see the sights of the city?

00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:11,Here, some people buy our services
to get a personal tour of the city.

00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:14,I give a d***n good tour of the
most famous places in the area.

00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:18,R-right. It's my first time
here, after all.

00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:22,I guess it wouldn't be a bad
idea to see the sights...

00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:30,Okay, we've g***t this room
for the next few days.

00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,Before we set out, go ahead and put
your stuff down, if you have any...

00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,M-Miss Demia?!

00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:40,Hey, why don't we wash off that sweat
and grime before we go on our tour?

00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:43,I bet you'd like to get
all clean and refreshed.

00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:50,Y-y-yeah! It's probably better to
get all freshened up before we go...

00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:55,How's the water?

00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,Perfect, thanks.

00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:02,C'mon, new, no need to be so shy.

00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:03,R-right...

00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,You here on business?

00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:07,Yes, technically...

00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,Did you come alone?

00:07:14,020 --> 00:07:15,No...

00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,So your friends are here, too?

00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:17,Yes.

00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,Do you come to places like this often?

00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,N-no, why would you think that...

00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,Now then.

00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,Wait, wha?!

00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,C'mon, sit right here and I'll wash you.

00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:31,Wait, but...

00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:34,Don't worry, just get out here, c'mon!

00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,O-okay.

00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:41,Maybe it'd be better if I just did it my-

00:07:42,190 --> 00:07:43,Wh-what are y...

00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:47,What ** I doing?
Why, I‘m...