[SubtitleTools.com] [Judas] Ishuzoku Reviewers - 09 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,460, Character said: Here's your dark ale!

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At 00:00:10,540, Character said: Of course! Two servings of
serpent sticks for table two!

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At 00:00:16,710, Character said: Yet another day passes with no new review.

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At 00:00:19,640, Character said: Have to admit, I'm a little disappointed.

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At 00:00:22,100, Character said: Feels like my boys have gone
and blue-balled me for real..

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At 00:00:25,190, Character said: Where should we go tonight?

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At 00:00:26,980, Character said: Fairy Nectar and the Milk Farm are good and all,
but we just went to both of them last week.

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At 00:00:31,440, Character said: Hmm...
Then how about we try that "Demon Hole"?

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At 00:00:37,650, Character said: Come to think of it, I haven't seen
the Pervs around here for a while.

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At 00:00:41,890, Character said: I wonder why?

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At 00:00:43,410, Character said: They're off working a special quest, apparently.

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At 00:00:46,120, Character said: Oh, yeah, I forgot they were actual adventurers.

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At 00:00:51,370, Character said: Nice to have some peace and quiet, though!

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At 00:00:53,990, Character said: Okay, all together now!

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At 00:00:55,700, Character said: If it's lewd, we love it!

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At 00:00:57,550, Character said: Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!

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At 00:01:00,930, Character said: Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!

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At 00:01:03,750, Character said: If you love all things dirty,

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At 00:01:07,420, Character said: then whatever your species you're one of us!

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At 00:01:11,210, Character said: I wanna feel good!

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At 00:01:12,400, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:13,870, Character said: Grab hold of the sword

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At 00:01:15,800, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:17,310, Character said: That you've been polishing

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At 00:01:19,140, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:20,690, Character said: The time for battle has come

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At 00:01:23,010, Character said: Let's go to paradise!

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At 00:01:26,020, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:27,530, Character said: If you love adventure

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At 00:01:29,380, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:30,910, Character said: Then make for paradise

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At 00:01:32,780, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:34,310, Character said: Without worrying about what people think

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At 00:01:36,610, Character said: Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!

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At 00:01:38,350, Character said: Come on dude, no dice, no way!

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At 00:01:40,050, Character said: How about we go in there instead?

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At 00:01:41,730, Character said: Hot freaking d***n,
you're a genius my man!

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At 00:01:42,950, Character said: Come right in!

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At 00:01:46,240, Character said: Have a good time!

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At 00:01:48,510, Character said: Welcome!

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At 00:01:50,250, Character said: Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!

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At 00:01:53,630, Character said: Let's go to heaven! One more stop!

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At 00:01:56,470, Character said: If you like the same goods we do,

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At 00:02:00,260, Character said: then whatever your species you're one of us!

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At 00:02:03,890, Character said: Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,

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At 00:02:07,310, Character said: Let's go to heaven! One way or another!

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At 00:02:09,980, Character said: However many times we fall, we'll get it up again

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At 00:02:13,820, Character said: and satisfy both body and soul!

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At 00:02:17,480, Character said: This is our heaven!

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At 00:02:20,830, Character said: We hope to see you again!

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At 00:02:32,430, Character said: What up, Count Delivel?

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At 00:02:34,060, Character said: It's been like, thirty years, huh?

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At 00:02:36,440, Character said: Anywho, we g***t g***t
that new casket you ordered,

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At 00:02:39,780, Character said: plus some art
we thought you'd like.

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At 00:02:42,680, Character said: You come with different traveling
companions every time, it seems.

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At 00:02:45,870, Character said: Just one of the downsides of livin'
so much longer than everyone else.

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At 00:02:49,250, Character said: Forget that, though. Ever considered
building a castle a little closer to civilization?

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At 00:02:52,580, Character said: Living far from civilization makes
it easier to sleep for decades at a time.

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At 00:02:59,250, Character said: Right, our job here is done.

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At 00:03:02,780, Character said: Okay, let's head straight to a succu-girl joint

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At 00:03:05,310, Character said: It took us nine whole days to get here.

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At 00:03:09,900, Character said: My, that's a lovely nude.

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At 00:03:12,810, Character said: Right? She's a yuki-onna.

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At 00:03:14,980, Character said: You couldn't pay me to tangle with one in
real life, but in a painting, they're harmless.

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At 00:03:20,320, Character said: Hey! C'mon, let's get outta here!

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At 00:03:22,610, Character said: What's the big rush?

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At 00:03:24,070, Character said: Even empty-handed,
it's still gonna take us two days to get home.

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At 00:03:26,910, Character said: That's why we want to
leave as soon as possible!

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At 00:03:29,520, Character said: ’Tis natural for a man to be so
preoccupied with satisfying his sexual desires,

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At 00:03:33,290, Character said: but members of the more
short-lived races are always in such a hurry.

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At 00:03:36,340, Character said: Meh, but that's why I work so well with 'em.

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At 00:03:39,390, Character said: C'mon, now!

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At 00:03:41,880, Character said: Well, I do have a succu-girl brothel that neighbors
my castle, and it is indeed ready for clients.

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At 00:03:50,470, Character said: My lord, pray tell where you
would like your statues placed.

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At 00:03:53,900, Character said: My liege,
may I refill your glass of wine?

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At 00:03:56,850, Character said: Quite the shrewd crew
you have here, Zel, my boy.

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At 00:04:15,850, Character said: Front Desk

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At 00:04:18,290, Character said: Wellllhaaa...

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At 00:04:22,420, Character said: Wh-what the hell is that?

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At 00:04:24,750, Character said: The front desk.

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At 00:04:26,210, Character said: I only come by once every decade,

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At 00:04:28,140, Character said: so the staff here spend most
of their time brain-dead and bored.

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At 00:04:33,780, Character said: Welcome to the undread brothel,
Succuwaif, my lord.

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At 00:04:38,480, Character said: That was fast!

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At 00:04:39,940, Character said: Necrowaif

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At 00:04:40,370, Character said: So why are they all undead?

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At 00:04:43,430, Character said: Why, living girls wouldn't like
to be left waiting for a decade or more.

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At 00:04:48,100, Character said: And the undead, as a whole,
are very unpopular with the vast majority of species,

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At 00:04:54,030, Character said: which means we don't get very many customers.

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At 00:04:56,890, Character said: But our good patron Count
Delivel provides us with steady income,

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At 00:05:01,420, Character said: so we just
laze around most of the time.

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At 00:05:04,720, Character said: Probably a good idea to leave Crim
out of reviewing undead girls, too,

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At 00:05:08,970, Character said: so this works out perfectly.

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At 00:05:10,820, Character said: Wait, why?
Does he not like scary stuff or something?

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At 00:05:15,350, Character said: This is paradise!

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At 00:05:16,640, Character said: No, just figured if he f***d an undead,
he'd probably send them to Heaven for real.

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At 00:05:22,120, Character said: Gives new meaning to "p***y slayer".

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At 00:05:24,270, Character said: I don't think I can handle the smell...

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At 00:05:27,940, Character said: You g***t any girls that don't reek?

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At 00:05:30,280, Character said: That's gonna be tough...

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At 00:05:32,540, Character said: How is it tough?!
How can you not find a girl who doesn't stink?!

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At 00:05:36,580, Character said: This is why nobody likes the undead!

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At 00:05:38,450, Character said: It's not that we
don't have girls that don't reek.

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At 00:05:41,910, Character said: it's just that your incredibly sensitive
beastman sense of smell is tough to satisfy.

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At 00:05:47,530, Character said: Your choices would be Spectrissa, a ghost...

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At 00:05:50,260, Character said: You can't touch me,
but you can touch yourself!

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At 00:05:53,820, Character said: Or Ms. Bones, who's a skeleton.

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At 00:05:56,390, Character said: You can touch me, sweetie!

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At 00:05:59,260, Character said: And that's it.

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At 00:06:00,390, Character said: She g***t a p***y to stick it in?

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At 00:06:01,770, Character said: Nope!

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At 00:06:02,520, Character said: Ah, jeez...

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At 00:06:04,310, Character said: Right then,
Sir Human, go on and choose!

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At 00:06:08,400, Character said: To be honest,
I'm not sure if they've g***t any girls I'd be into...

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At 00:06:11,780, Character said: Save for one.

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At 00:06:13,390, Character said: How about you?

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At 00:06:14,530, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:06:15,430, Character said: You're pretty d***n cute,
so if you're up for grabs, that's my pick.

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At 00:06:20,700, Character said: Whaaa?

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At 00:06:21,560, Character said: Not gonna lie,
she could be pretty decent.

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At 00:06:24,210, Character said: Not like I've g***t much to lose!

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At 00:06:26,080, Character said: Uhh, well,
I ** technically "up for grabs"...

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At 00:06:30,460, Character said: But I'm supposed to be the receptionist...

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At 00:06:32,600, Character said: Eh, not like anyone's coming,
so I suppose it's okay!

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At 00:06:35,470, Character said: Make that pretty d***n cute.
Might've hit the jackpot.

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At 00:06:39,350, Character said: O-okay, how about you, Milord, Sir Elf?

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At 00:06:44,180, Character said: I'll...