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00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:09,Here's your dark ale!

00:00:10,540 --> 00:00:15,Of course! Two servings of
serpent sticks for table two!

00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:19,Yet another day passes with no new review.

00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,Have to admit, I'm a little disappointed.

00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:25,Feels like my boys have gone
and blue-balled me for real..

00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:26,Where should we go tonight?

00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:31,Fairy Nectar and the Milk Farm are good and all,
but we just went to both of them last week.

00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:36,Hmm...
Then how about we try that "Demon Hole"?

00:00:37,650 --> 00:00:41,Come to think of it, I haven't seen
the Pervs around here for a while.

00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:43,I wonder why?

00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:45,They're off working a special quest, apparently.

00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,Oh, yeah, I forgot they were actual adventurers.

00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:53,Nice to have some peace and quiet, though!

00:00:53,990 --> 00:00:55,Okay, all together now!

00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,If it's lewd, we love it!

00:00:57,550 --> 00:01:00,Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!

00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:03,Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!

00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:07,If you love all things dirty,

00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:11,then whatever your species you're one of us!

00:01:11,210 --> 00:01:12,I wanna feel good!

00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,Go all the way!

00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:16,Grab hold of the sword

00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,Go all the way!

00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,That you've been polishing

00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:20,Go all the way!

00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:23,The time for battle has come

00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:26,Let's go to paradise!

00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,Go all the way!

00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:29,If you love adventure

00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,Go all the way!

00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:33,Then make for paradise

00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,Go all the way!

00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:36,Without worrying about what people think

00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:38,Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!

00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:40,Come on dude, no dice, no way!

00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:41,How about we go in there instead?

00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:43,Hot freaking d***n,
you're a genius my man!

00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:46,Come right in!

00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,Have a good time!

00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:50,Welcome!

00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:53,Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!

00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:56,Let's go to heaven! One more stop!

00:01:56,470 --> 00:02:00,If you like the same goods we do,

00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:03,then whatever your species you're one of us!

00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:07,Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,

00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:09,Let's go to heaven! One way or another!

00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:13,However many times we fall, we'll get it up again

00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:17,and satisfy both body and soul!

00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:22,This is our heaven!

00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,We hope to see you again!

00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:34,What up, Count Delivel?

00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,It's been like, thirty years, huh?

00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,Anywho, we g***t g***t
that new casket you ordered,

00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:42,plus some art
we thought you'd like.

00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,You come with different traveling
companions every time, it seems.

00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:48,Just one of the downsides of livin'
so much longer than everyone else.

00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:52,Forget that, though. Ever considered
building a castle a little closer to civilization?

00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:57,Living far from civilization makes
it easier to sleep for decades at a time.

00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,Right, our job here is done.

00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:05,Okay, let's head straight to a succu-girl joint

00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,It took us nine whole days to get here.

00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:12,My, that's a lovely nude.

00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,Right? She's a yuki-onna.

00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:20,You couldn't pay me to tangle with one in
real life, but in a painting, they're harmless.

00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,Hey! C'mon, let's get outta here!

00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:23,What's the big rush?

00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:26,Even empty-handed,
it's still gonna take us two days to get home.

00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:29,That's why we want to
leave as soon as possible!

00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,’Tis natural for a man to be so
preoccupied with satisfying his sexual desires,

00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:36,but members of the more
short-lived races are always in such a hurry.

00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:39,Meh, but that's why I work so well with 'em.

00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:40,C'mon, now!

00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:49,Well, I do have a succu-girl brothel that neighbors
my castle, and it is indeed ready for clients.

00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:53,My lord, pray tell where you
would like your statues placed.

00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,My liege,
may I refill your glass of wine?

00:03:56,850 --> 00:04:00,Quite the shrewd crew
you have here, Zel, my boy.

00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:17,Front Desk

00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,Wellllhaaa...

00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,Wh-what the hell is that?

00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:25,The front desk.

00:04:26,210 --> 00:04:28,I only come by once every decade,

00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:30,so the staff here spend most
of their time brain-dead and bored.

00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:38,Welcome to the undread brothel,
Succuwaif, my lord.

00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,That was fast!

00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:46,Necrowaif

00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:43,So why are they all undead?

00:04:43,430 --> 00:04:48,Why, living girls wouldn't like
to be left waiting for a decade or more.

00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:54,And the undead, as a whole,
are very unpopular with the vast majority of species,

00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:56,which means we don't get very many customers.

00:04:56,890 --> 00:05:01,But our good patron Count
Delivel provides us with steady income,

00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:04,so we just
laze around most of the time.

00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,Probably a good idea to leave Crim
out of reviewing undead girls, too,

00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:10,so this works out perfectly.

00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:13,Wait, why?
Does he not like scary stuff or something?

00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:16,This is paradise!

00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:22,No, just figured if he f***d an undead,
he'd probably send them to Heaven for real.

00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,Gives new meaning to "p***y slayer".

00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:27,I don't think I can handle the smell...

00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:29,You g***t any girls that don't reek?

00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,That's gonna be tough...

00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:36,How is it tough?!
How can you not find a girl who doesn't stink?!

00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:38,This is why nobody likes the undead!

00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:41,It's not that we
don't have girls that don't reek.

00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:47,it's just that your incredibly sensitive
beastman sense of smell is tough to satisfy.

00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:50,Your choices would be Spectrissa, a ghost...

00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:53,You can't touch me,
but you can touch yourself!

00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,Or Ms. Bones, who's a skeleton.

00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,You can touch me, sweetie!

00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,And that's it.

00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:01,She g***t a p***y to stick it in?

00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:02,Nope!

00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,Ah, jeez...

00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:06,Right then,
Sir Human, go on and choose!

00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,To be honest,
I'm not sure if they've g***t any girls I'd be into...

00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:12,Save for one.

00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,How about you?

00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:15,Huh?

00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:20,You're pretty d***n cute,
so if you're up for grabs, that's my pick.

00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:21,Whaaa?

00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,Not gonna lie,
she could be pretty decent.

00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,Not like I've g***t much to lose!

00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,Uhh, well,
I ** technically "up for grabs"...

00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,But I'm supposed to be the receptionist...

00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,Eh, not like anyone's coming,
so I suppose it's okay!

00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:39,Make that pretty d***n cute.
Might've hit the jackpot.

00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:43,O-okay, how about you, Milord, Sir Elf?

00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,I'll...