Ishuzoku Reviewers Subtitles

At 00:00:08,940, Character said: Impossible...

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At 00:00:10,500, Character said: Did he really make them all c***m
so hard they can barely stand?

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At 00:00:15,880, Character said: My darling, love-starved Lilim...

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At 00:00:19,540, Character said: Are your beautiful hearts finally sated?

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At 00:00:23,620, Character said: H-he's holding her up with his--!

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At 00:00:26,000, Character said: After all that, he‘s still going strong?!

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At 00:00:29,820, Character said: Oh?

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At 00:00:32,320, Character said: Seems there's one lovely lady
who has yet to receive my love.

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At 00:00:48,360, Character said: As your bodies entwine and your love fills their hearts, you're sure to lose track of the time.

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At 00:00:58,030, Character said: True to their adverts, this establishment's
services were to my utmost satisfaction.

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At 00:01:05,620, Character said: Ten out of ten.

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At 00:01:08,300, Character said: Okay, all together now!

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At 00:01:10,010, Character said: If it's lewd, we love it!

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At 00:01:11,860, Character said: Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!

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At 00:01:15,240, Character said: Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!

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At 00:01:18,060, Character said: If you love all things dirty,

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At 00:01:21,730, Character said: then whatever your species you're one of us!

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At 00:01:25,520, Character said: I wanna feel good!

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At 00:01:26,710, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:28,180, Character said: Grab hold of the sword

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At 00:01:30,110, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:31,620, Character said: That you've been polishing

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At 00:01:33,450, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:35,000, Character said: The time for battle has come

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At 00:01:37,320, Character said: Let's go to paradise!

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At 00:01:40,330, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:41,840, Character said: If you love adventure

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At 00:01:43,690, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:45,220, Character said: Then make for paradise

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At 00:01:47,090, Character said: Go all the way!

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At 00:01:48,620, Character said: Without worrying about what people think

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At 00:01:50,920, Character said: Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!

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At 00:01:52,660, Character said: Come on dude, no dice, no way!

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At 00:01:54,360, Character said: How about we go in there instead?

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At 00:01:56,040, Character said: Hot freaking d***n,
you're a genius my man!

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At 00:01:57,260, Character said: Come right in!

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At 00:02:00,550, Character said: Have a good time!

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At 00:02:02,820, Character said: Welcome!

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At 00:02:04,560, Character said: Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!

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At 00:02:07,940, Character said: Let's go to heaven! One more stop!

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At 00:02:10,780, Character said: If you like the same goods we do,

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At 00:02:14,570, Character said: then whatever your species you're one of us!

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At 00:02:18,200, Character said: Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,

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At 00:02:21,620, Character said: Let's go to heaven! One way or another!

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At 00:02:24,290, Character said: However many times we fall, we'll get it up again

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At 00:02:28,130, Character said: and satisfy both body and soul!

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At 00:02:31,790, Character said: This is our heaven!

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At 00:02:35,140, Character said: We hope to see you again!

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At 00:02:39,090, Character said: After enjoying their fill of
the Magic Metropolis' offerings,

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At 00:02:42,400, Character said: our merry band of adventurers returned
to their usual stomping grounds.

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At 00:02:47,000, Character said: I bet Meidri‘s mad at me for
skipping out on her with no notice...

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At 00:02:51,680, Character said: Oh, she'll be pissed.

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At 00:02:53,620, Character said: Give up while you can.

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At 00:02:55,180, Character said: Oh, thank God, you're back!

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At 00:03:00,450, Character said: Huh? Wait, She's not mad?

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At 00:03:02,680, Character said: Sheesh, this guy's been waiting
here for you for three whole days!

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At 00:03:07,390, Character said: Huh? Someone‘s here for us?

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At 00:03:09,720, Character said: Get over there and do something about him!

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At 00:03:14,170, Character said: My goodness, honey,
why ever are you so upset?

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At 00:03:19,510, Character said: I know we are but customer and server,
the distance between us too great for relations...

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At 00:03:26,720, Character said: But think of the miracle our meeting must be, to
meet in this small corner of our big, wide world...

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At 00:03:34,770, Character said: I simply cannot let this God-given
blessing go to waste, my dear!

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At 00:03:40,150, Character said: The f***k is this?

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At 00:03:42,560, Character said: If only I could bridge the distance between us,
so our bodies and hearts could become as one!

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At 00:03:50,410, Character said: He's been here near half a week
spouting off nonsense like this!

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At 00:03:55,430, Character said: And he orders one raw egg
and looms over it all day!

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At 00:03:59,050, Character said: For his gorgeous good looks,
he sure is a Cheapskate.

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At 00:04:02,480, Character said: Take care of whatever business he has
with you and get him the heck out of here!

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At 00:04:06,930, Character said: Again, the f***k is this?

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At 00:04:08,720, Character said: Looks like an incubus,
and a top-tier one, at that.

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At 00:04:13,100, Character said: Ho, there!

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At 00:04:14,740, Character said: Might you be the ones
who penned these reviews?

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At 00:04:19,230, Character said: Yeah, that's us.

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At 00:04:22,900, Character said: From these reviews, you obviously don't
understand how wonderful women truly are!

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At 00:04:28,340, Character said: What?

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At 00:04:29,470, Character said: Again and again, you focus on the negatives,
completely overlooking each girl's most charming assets!

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At 00:04:35,720, Character said: Why, I visited that lilim den you rated all
ones and zeros, and you know what I did?

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At 00:04:40,690, Character said: I saw how starved they were for love,
and I provided it to them, passionately!

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At 00:04:47,480, Character said: I filled their hearts with
love, every single one of them!

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At 00:04:52,350, Character said: And when we were done, oh,
the satisfaction I felt!

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At 00:04:55,770, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:04:57,720, Character said: In my opinion, that establishment
was nothing short of a perfect ten.

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At 00:05:01,620, Character said: I spent nearly an entire day experiencing
sheer bliss with those lovely ladies.

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At 00:05:05,800, Character said: H-holy s***t.

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At 00:05:07,700, Character said: An entire day?

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At 00:05:09,380, Character said: This guy‘s g***t the stamina of the
guys on Incubus Road, hot d***n.

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At 00:05:12,720, Character said: And so!

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At 00:05:14,580, Character said: Since the whole lot of you cannot
see the true beauty of a woman,

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At 00:05:17,720, Character said: I took the liberty of taking down their many virtues,
with the hopes that you might revise your scores!

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At 00:05:23,840, Character said: Her soul and mana may grow old,

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At 00:05:26,880, Character said: but her appearance never
loses its beautiful glimmer.

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At 00:05:30,160, Character said: Their juxtaposition is a marriage of
allure and anguish, a bittersweet harmony!

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At 00:05:37,380, Character said: Let us raise our glasses to toast the everlasting,
a partner for a thousand wonderous years!

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At 00:05:49,870, Character said: And so, I rate her a perfect ten.

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At 00:05:51,830, Character said: Sounds right.

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At 00:05:52,930, Character said: Dude, no! She's older than my mom!

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At 00:05:57,210, Character said: Here, we have a species whose outward appearance is
fleeting, compared to the age of their soul and mana.

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At 00:06:03,590, Character said: But the beautiful memories I
forged together with her...

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At 00:06:06,260, Character said: ...will last until the end of time.

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At 00:06:10,970, Character said: You're making me feel young again!

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At 00:06:15,100, Character said: And so, I rate her a perfect ten.

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At 00:06:17,140, Character said: Sounds right.

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At 00:06:18,560, Character said: No way, that's so wrong!

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At 00:06:21,270, Character said: Her appearance was not unlike viewing the ancient
artifacts left behind by something artful and beautiful!

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At 00:06:28,240, Character said: Let your thoughts linger on that once-dazzling
beauty and bless every last bone with your love!

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At 00:06:37,040, Character said: But you can't stick it in her...

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At 00:06:42,630, Character said: The tiny hickies she leaves all over your body are
tangible proof of her love! Truly, a perfect ten!

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At 00:06:48,520, Character said: Those aren't hickies,
they're suction marks...

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At 00:06:54,010, Character said: When needed, I can change
the size of my organ at will,

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At 00:06:58,430, Character said: and so, I was a perfect fit for these
lovely fairies! A perfect score!

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At 00:07:02,190, Character said: Gotta admit, I'm a little jealous...

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At 00:07:09,340, Character said: She filled my heart with a burning love!
A perfect score!

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At 00:07:13,170, Character said: I'd say all of you is on
fire, not just your heart!

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At 00:07:17,240, Character said: This s***t isn't helpful at all.

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At 00:07:19,580, Character said: Yeah, this guy...

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At 00:07:21,390, Character said: He'll give any woman a ten outta ten.

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At 00:07:26,460, Character said: All women are queens!

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At 00:07:29,310, Character said: And every man on Earth must be made
known of this simple, unwavering tru--

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At 00:07:35,170, Character said: Oh?

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At 00:07:41,730, Character said: You ran off with my money...

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At 00:07:45,020, Character said: You claimed you needed it
to "chase your dreams"...

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At 00:07:48,890, Character said: ...then blew it...