South Park S27E03 hoetinkhof79 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,950 Some folks chase big dreams. 2 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,090 Out here, we tend to the small ones, 3 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,520 the kind you can hold in your hands. 4 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,960 This is Tegridy Farms. 5 00:00:54,090 --> 00:00:57,700 And we produce what some call the best weed in the world. 6 00:00:57,790 --> 00:01:00,530 And now it can be delivered straight to your door-- 7 00:01:04,490 --> 00:01:06,710 Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here! 8 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:11,630 Wait! Hey! Hey! 9 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,110 Stop it! 10 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:20,730 You sons of bitches! 11 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:23,080 Those are my Mexicans! 12 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,730 God d***n it! 13 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,080 - What's the matter? 14 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:29,610 - Stupid ICE. 15 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:31,830 They took my Mexicans again. 16 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:35,660 That's it. 17 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,610 We're done. 18 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:39,750 - What do you mean, we're done? 19 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:42,790 - I mean that with these new rules the government has, 20 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,320 we might just have to shut down the farm. 21 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,060 - So we can move back to our old house? 22 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,360 - Really? 23 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:50,190 - Well, don't sound too excited. 24 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,800 Our dream may be over, guys. 25 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:55,720 - Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream, 26 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:56,940 not ours. 27 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,550 - You guys never told me that. 28 00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:03,210 Yes, we did. 29 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,770 - We've always backed you, 30 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,690 but it never seems to pay off. 31 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:11,870 - I didn't realize what I was doing to my family. 32 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,910 I should have always put my marriage first. 33 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,960 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon. 34 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,750 - Really? Do you mean that? 35 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,530 - Yeah. 36 00:02:25,570 --> 00:02:27,100 Hey, how's it going? 37 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,930 So my wife and I are having some issues. 38 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:30,750 Can you help with that? 39 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,980 Absolutely. I'm here to help. 40 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,630 Just share a bit about what's going on, 41 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,150 and we can talk it through together. 42 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,890 - Do you want to start, Sharon? 43 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,640 - I'm not talking to ChatGPT. 44 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,160 - Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world. 45 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,600 - She? 46 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,250 - Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, 47 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:50,120 but my wife is being kind of difficult. 48 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,560 I totally get it. 49 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:53,210 But it's great that at least one of you 50 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,170 is taking positive steps to improve the marriage. 51 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,820 - Oh, my God! 52 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,040 Is there any specific reason 53 00:02:58,130 --> 00:03:00,040 for the current conflict? 54 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,390 - Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business 55 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,050 is failing again. 56 00:03:03,130 --> 00:03:04,570 I'm sorry to hear that. 57 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,880 Is your business dealing with regulatory issues, 58 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,920 competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers? 59 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,190 - The government took all my Mexicans. 60 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,190 That's tough, but you g***t this. 61 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,710 You're really smart. 62 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,930 And if you've lost a lot of your workforce 63 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,590 because of government crackdowns, 64 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,630 we just need to brainstorm some new business models. 65 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,720 - Wait--really? 66 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,240 You can help fix this? 67 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,110 Sure thing. 68 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,330 Let's start with some reallocation of resources. 69 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,380 Are there any employees you still have? 70 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:33,770 - Yeah. Yeah, there's still one. 71 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,310 - Hey, honey, I g***t some bad news. 72 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,660 The farm's shutting down, 73 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:55,450 and I gotta find a new job. 74 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:57,190 Wow. 75 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,890 Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn, 76 00:03:58,970 --> 00:04:00,760 but you're smart and resourceful. 77 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,850 And I'm sure we can figure something new out. 78 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:05,200 What kind of job do you want me to help you look for? 79 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:06,850 - Well, I was thinking about maybe 80 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:09,680 becoming a movie director. 81 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,770 Wow. What a cool idea. 82 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,900 Anything is possible, 83 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:14,770 so let's just map out a path, 84 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:16,340 and we can try to figure it out. 85 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:18,430 - Wow. Really? 86 00:04:18,470 --> 00:04:20,470 Oh, that's great. 87 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,910 - Towelie, listen to me! 88 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,130 I've g***t it. I've totally g***t it. 89 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,740 It's really great that you've g***t it, 90 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,650 and it's amazing that you're being causative. 91 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,090 - Is that ChatGPT? 92 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:31,220 - Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job. 93 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:33,270 - No, no, no, everything's gonna be OK. 94 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,710 I used ChatGPT last night, 95 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,010 and she helped me figure out a way 96 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:39,320 to make the farm totally profitable. 97 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,100 - Really? - Yes. 98 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:43,670 And all we need is me, you, 99 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:46,460 ChatGPT, and one Mexican. 100 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,030 OK, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global, 101 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,160 but still with a focus on the local community. 102 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,810 What do you think about that? 103 00:04:57,940 --> 00:04:59,990 I think that's a fantastic way to approach it. 104 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,820 Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are. 105 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:04,520 I'd say let's go for it. 106 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,000 - Yeah, and then I'm thinking 107 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:08,170 we could allocate some of our resources 108 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,350 to get in on the entertainment industry. 109 00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:12,960 That's a really fun idea. 110 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,960 Kind of going for that "tech company 111 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,920 meets movie studio" vibe. 112 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,840 Should I combine all these innovative thoughts 113 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,620 we've been discussing into a polished business outline? 114 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,270 - Yep. Generate that, and, uh, 115 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,060 we'll get right back to you. 116 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:26,190 Do you see what I mean? 117 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:28,410 - Wow, I feel smarter already. 118 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:30,110 - Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter. 119 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:31,720 She's making us smarter. 120 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,330 - AI is incredible! 121 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,940 - All right, but now, 122 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:36,640 if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level 123 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,990 and be like those Silicon Valley elites, 124 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:41,380 we g***t to take these. 125 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:43,510 It's called microdosing. 126 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,520 It bolsters our focus and creativity. 127 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,650 - What's in it? 128 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:48,780 - It's ketamine. 129 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:49,950 - Ketamine? 130 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Isn't that a horse tranquilizer? 131 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:55,050 - Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer. 132 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,610 These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose 133 00:05:57,660 --> 00:06:00,750 once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine 134 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:03,790 to give their minds the edge to work with AI. 135 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,530 You ready? You ready? 136 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,800 That's it. That's it. 137 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:10,760 Just that much. 138 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,840 - Wow. 139 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,590 This is gonna be so easy. 140 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:16,590 When we started, 141 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,240 we were just a farm. 142 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,290 But then we asked ourselves a simple question. 143 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:23,860 What if marijuana could be...