South Park S27E03 hoetinkhof79 Subtitles

At 00:00:43,130, Character said: Some folks chase big dreams.

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At 00:00:46,080, Character said: Out here, we tend to the small ones,

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At 00:00:49,220, Character said: the kind you can hold in your hands.

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At 00:00:51,660, Character said: This is Tegridy Farms.

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At 00:00:54,090, Character said: And we produce what some call the best weed in the world.

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At 00:00:57,790, Character said: And now it can be delivered straight to your door--

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At 00:01:04,490, Character said: Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here!

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At 00:01:09,930, Character said: Wait! Hey! Hey!

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At 00:01:11,720, Character said: Stop it!

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At 00:01:18,290, Character said: You sons of bitches!

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At 00:01:20,770, Character said: Those are my Mexicans!

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At 00:01:25,080, Character said: God d***n it!

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At 00:01:26,820, Character said: - What's the matter?

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At 00:01:28,170, Character said: - Stupid ICE.

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At 00:01:29,740, Character said: They took my Mexicans again.

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At 00:01:34,350, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:01:35,700, Character said: We're done.

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At 00:01:37,740, Character said: - What do you mean, we're done?

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At 00:01:39,830, Character said: - I mean that with these new rules the government has,

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At 00:01:42,920, Character said: we might just have to shut down the farm.

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At 00:01:45,360, Character said: - So we can move back to our old house?

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At 00:01:47,100, Character said: - Really?

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At 00:01:48,490, Character said: - Well, don't sound too excited.

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At 00:01:50,320, Character said: Our dream may be over, guys.

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At 00:01:52,930, Character said: - Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream,

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At 00:01:55,850, Character said: not ours.

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At 00:01:59,720, Character said: - You guys never told me that.

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At 00:02:01,590, Character said: Yes, we did.

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At 00:02:03,340, Character said: - We've always backed you,

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At 00:02:05,860, Character said: but it never seems to pay off.

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At 00:02:09,650, Character said: - I didn't realize what I was doing to my family.

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At 00:02:13,520, Character said: I should have always put my marriage first.

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At 00:02:17,830, Character said: Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.

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At 00:02:21,010, Character said: - Really? Do you mean that?

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At 00:02:23,880, Character said: - Yeah.

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At 00:02:25,570, Character said: Hey, how's it going?

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At 00:02:27,230, Character said: So my wife and I are having some issues.

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At 00:02:28,970, Character said: Can you help with that?

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At 00:02:33,240, Character said: Absolutely. I'm here to help.

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At 00:02:35,020, Character said: Just share a bit about what's going on,

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At 00:02:36,760, Character said: and we can talk it through together.

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At 00:02:38,200, Character said: - Do you want to start, Sharon?

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At 00:02:40,020, Character said: - I'm not talking to ChatGPT.

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At 00:02:42,680, Character said: - Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world.

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At 00:02:45,250, Character said: - She?

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At 00:02:46,680, Character said: - Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help,

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At 00:02:48,290, Character said: but my wife is being kind of difficult.

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At 00:02:50,250, Character said: I totally get it.

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At 00:02:51,690, Character said: But it's great that at least one of you

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At 00:02:53,260, Character said: is taking positive steps to improve the marriage.

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At 00:02:55,260, Character said: - Oh, my God!

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At 00:02:56,910, Character said: Is there any specific reason

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At 00:02:58,130, Character said: for the current conflict?

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At 00:03:00,130, Character said: - Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business

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At 00:03:01,480, Character said: is failing again.

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At 00:03:03,130, Character said: I'm sorry to hear that.

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At 00:03:04,700, Character said: Is your business dealing with regulatory issues,

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At 00:03:06,920, Character said: competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers?

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At 00:03:10,050, Character said: - The government took all my Mexicans.

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At 00:03:14,010, Character said: That's tough, but you g***t this.

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At 00:03:16,280, Character said: You're really smart.

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At 00:03:17,840, Character said: And if you've lost a lot of your workforce

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At 00:03:19,060, Character said: because of government crackdowns,

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At 00:03:20,720, Character said: we just need to brainstorm some new business models.

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At 00:03:22,680, Character said: - Wait--really?

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At 00:03:23,850, Character said: You can help fix this?

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At 00:03:25,370, Character said: Sure thing.

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At 00:03:27,250, Character said: Let's start with some reallocation of resources.

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At 00:03:28,460, Character said: Are there any employees you still have?

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At 00:03:30,420, Character said: - Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.

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At 00:03:48,440, Character said: - Hey, honey, I g***t some bad news.

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At 00:03:51,440, Character said: The farm's shutting down,

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At 00:03:52,750, Character said: and I gotta find a new job.

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At 00:03:55,530, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:03:57,320, Character said: Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn,

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At 00:03:58,970, Character said: but you're smart and resourceful.

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At 00:04:00,840, Character said: And I'm sure we can figure something new out.

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At 00:04:02,980, Character said: What kind of job do you want me to help you look for?

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At 00:04:05,330, Character said: - Well, I was thinking about maybe

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At 00:04:06,890, Character said: becoming a movie director.

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At 00:04:09,770, Character said: Wow. What a cool idea.

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At 00:04:11,900, Character said: Anything is possible,

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At 00:04:12,990, Character said: so let's just map out a path,

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At 00:04:14,900, Character said: and we can try to figure it out.

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At 00:04:16,470, Character said: - Wow. Really?

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At 00:04:18,470, Character said: Oh, that's great.

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At 00:04:20,560, Character said: - Towelie, listen to me!

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At 00:04:22,000, Character said: I've g***t it. I've totally g***t it.

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At 00:04:24,220, Character said: It's really great that you've g***t it,

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At 00:04:25,780, Character said: and it's amazing that you're being causative.

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At 00:04:27,700, Character said: - Is that ChatGPT?

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At 00:04:29,130, Character said: - Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job.

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At 00:04:31,350, Character said: - No, no, no, everything's gonna be OK.

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At 00:04:33,360, Character said: I used ChatGPT last night,

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At 00:04:35,750, Character said: and she helped me figure out a way

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At 00:04:37,140, Character said: to make the farm totally profitable.

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At 00:04:39,450, Character said: - Really? - Yes.

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At 00:04:41,230, Character said: And all we need is me, you,

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At 00:04:43,710, Character said: ChatGPT, and one Mexican.

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At 00:04:51,240, Character said: OK, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global,

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At 00:04:54,160, Character said: but still with a focus on the local community.

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At 00:04:56,290, Character said: What do you think about that?

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At 00:04:57,940, Character said: I think that's a fantastic way to approach it.

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At 00:05:00,030, Character said: Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are.

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At 00:05:02,950, Character said: I'd say let's go for it.

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At 00:05:04,600, Character said: - Yeah, and then I'm thinking

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At 00:05:06,130, Character said: we could allocate some of our resources

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At 00:05:08,220, Character said: to get in on the entertainment industry.

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At 00:05:11,390, Character said: That's a really fun idea.

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At 00:05:13,000, Character said: Kind of going for that "tech company

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At 00:05:15,010, Character said: meets movie studio" vibe.

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At 00:05:16,960, Character said: Should I combine all these innovative thoughts

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At 00:05:18,920, Character said: we've been discussing into a polished business outline?

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At 00:05:21,750, Character said: - Yep. Generate that, and, uh,

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At 00:05:23,320, Character said: we'll get right back to you.

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At 00:05:25,190, Character said: Do you see what I mean?

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At 00:05:26,230, Character said: - Wow, I feel smarter already.

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At 00:05:28,450, Character said: - Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter.

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At 00:05:30,150, Character said: She's making us smarter.

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At 00:05:31,760, Character said: - AI is incredible!

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At 00:05:33,420, Character said: - All right, but now,

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At 00:05:34,980, Character said: if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level

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At 00:05:36,770, Character said: and be like those Silicon Valley elites,

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At 00:05:39,070, Character said: we g***t to take these.

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At 00:05:41,510, Character said: It's called microdosing.

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At 00:05:43,640, Character said: It bolsters our focus and creativity.

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At 00:05:46,560, Character said: - What's in it?

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At 00:05:47,780, Character said: - It's ketamine.

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At 00:05:48,820, Character said: - Ketamine?

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At 00:05:50,000, Character said: Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?

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At 00:05:52,090, Character said: - Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer.

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At 00:05:55,180, Character said: These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose

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At 00:05:57,660, Character said: once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine

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At 00:06:00,790, Character said: to give their minds the edge to work with AI.

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At 00:06:03,840, Character said: You ready? You ready?

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At 00:06:08,360, Character said: That's it. That's it.

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At 00:06:09,840, Character said: Just that much.

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At 00:06:10,800, Character said: - Wow.

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At 00:06:11,980, Character said: This is gonna be so easy.

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At 00:06:15,670, Character said: When we started,

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At 00:06:16,680, Character said: we were just a farm.

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At 00:06:18,330, Character said: But then we asked ourselves a simple question.

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At 00:06:20,420, Character said: What if marijuana could be...