P-Valley.S01E02.WEBRip.x264-ION10.en Subtitles

At 00:00:05,005, Character said: Last week on P-Valley, y'all...

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At 00:00:06,607, Character said: Mercedes' last dance.
Took you long enough.

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At 00:00:10,144, Character said: Well, 25 retirement age
for a stripper nowadays.

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At 00:00:13,247, Character said: Who gonna take over your Sunday night set?

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At 00:00:14,648, Character said: You in a hole that deep
for a refinancing loan?

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At 00:00:17,051, Character said: I thought you liked a little easy money.

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At 00:00:18,786, Character said: I do. I'm just wonderin' why
all these Mexican niggas here.

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At 00:00:21,722, Character said: - What's a girl have to do to work here?
- You can start tomorrow if you want.

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At 00:00:24,658, Character said: Is this one empt...

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At 00:00:26,560, Character said: Slow your roll, high yellow.
I ain't gone yet.

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At 00:00:29,196, Character said: Can't believe I even let you
hide your booty money

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At 00:00:31,432, Character said: in the church building fund.

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At 00:00:33,033, Character said: You sure weren't complainin'

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At 00:00:34,235, Character said: when I put that booty money
in y'all account

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At 00:00:35,669, Character said: so y'all could apply for that loan.

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At 00:00:37,271, Character said: It's Hailey.

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At 00:00:38,272, Character said: That's my name.

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At 00:00:41,609, Character said: Well, I lays motherfuckers out.

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At 00:00:43,677, Character said: That's why they call me Little Murder.

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At 00:00:45,646, Character said: I g***t somethin' that'll murder you.

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At 00:01:19,747, Character said: Mistress told me master's been
a very, very bad boy.

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At 00:01:29,490, Character said: She caught me.

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At 00:01:31,525, Character said: She caught me with my hand
in the cookie jar.

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At 00:01:35,463, Character said: How that cookie taste?

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At 00:01:38,532, Character said: So good, my hand g***t lost all up in it.

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At 00:01:41,402, Character said: So you gonna lose a hand
or a foot tonight.

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At 00:01:44,538, Character said: Oh, please.

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At 00:01:46,674, Character said: Master Cedes, I need my hands.

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At 00:01:49,743, Character said: Master Cedes knows no mercy.

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At 00:01:51,712, Character said: I said a hand or a foot.

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At 00:01:53,481, Character said: You don't want me to pick.

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At 00:01:54,782, Character said: Shall I pick?

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At 00:01:59,386, Character said: I finna pick.

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At 00:02:01,255, Character said: Put it where they won't see.

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At 00:02:10,564, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:13,234, Character said: D***n, girl!

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At 00:02:28,849, Character said: Let me give you a better view.

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At 00:02:30,317, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:02:32,186, Character said: Come on, girl.

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At 00:02:43,197, Character said: I'ma need you to focus.

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At 00:02:44,632, Character said: Yeah, focus.

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At 00:04:07,681, Character said: Welcome to Fantasy Fridays.

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At 00:04:10,684, Character said: I see bitches dressed as pimps

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At 00:04:12,386, Character said: and these niggas dressed as hos,

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At 00:04:13,887, Character said: but it don't matter

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At 00:04:15,356, Character said: as long as you throw
that green on the floor!

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At 00:04:30,604, Character said: Y'all keep throwin' cash,

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At 00:04:32,272, Character said: they keep throwin' a***s!

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At 00:05:06,573, Character said: Uncle Clifford!

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At 00:05:09,576, Character said: Fantasy Friday's lit, as usual.

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At 00:05:13,580, Character said: Well, you know how we do it
down here in P***y Valley.

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At 00:05:17,418, Character said: We ain't repressed
like them heifers on the hill.

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At 00:05:22,656, Character said: Always a pleasure, Uncle Clifford.

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At 00:05:24,591, Character said: The pleasure's all mine, Corbin.

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At 00:05:28,762, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:05:30,097, Character said: Bye, Corbin.

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At 00:05:36,837, Character said: He bring the whip?

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At 00:05:38,072, Character said: You know he did.

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At 00:05:40,741, Character said: Mo' money, mo' problems.

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At 00:05:43,010, Character said: Yeah, I'd have problems, too, if I was
that light and still couldn't pass.

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At 00:05:48,615, Character said: All that yellow wasted.

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At 00:05:51,618, Character said: Girl, if you don't take your colored
struck a***s on somewhere...

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At 00:05:57,791, Character said: Hey, baller...

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At 00:06:05,599, Character said: Now, look, I done already
let you work a week

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At 00:06:07,067, Character said: without gettin' paperwork started,

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At 00:06:08,602, Character said: but I'ma need to see ID now.

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At 00:06:10,904, Character said: I prefer to be paid
under the table like Maite.

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At 00:06:13,974, Character said: Bitch, do I look like
Wesley Snipes to you?

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At 00:06:16,410, Character said: I don't know how she did that s***t,
but Maite g***t them papers straight, okay?

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At 00:06:20,147, Character said: Rule number 54, we don't do tax evasion.

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At 00:06:23,951, Character said: Everybody work up in here
independent contract,

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At 00:06:25,619, Character said: even them ones with felonies.

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At 00:06:27,654, Character said: Since when does a brothel need
paperwork on its whores?

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At 00:06:29,923, Character said: No, no, no, no.

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At 00:06:31,859, Character said: Rule number 67, contrary
to Chucalissa belief,

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At 00:06:34,995, Character said: ain't no hos in this house.

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At 00:06:37,030, Character said: So Mercedes and Keyshawn just twerk
up in the Paradise Room, then, huh?

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At 00:06:45,973, Character said: Only girls been here a Mississippi minute

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At 00:06:47,841, Character said: know what really go on
up in that room right there.

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At 00:06:51,478, Character said: And with no ID,

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At 00:06:53,647, Character said: your a***s ain't gon' last here
another second.

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At 00:06:58,719, Character said: - Uncle Clifford, please...
- Do what you gotta do, boo.

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At 00:07:01,121, Character said: But if you wanna twerk it
up in here tomorrow,

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At 00:07:03,023, Character said: I'ma need to see some ID.

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At 00:07:04,925, Character said: Okay, Summer's Eve?

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At 00:07:20,707, Character said: God d***n.

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At 00:07:22,142, Character said: Toy, you need to lay off
them suicide wings.

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At 00:07:29,016, Character said: No, Maite,

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At 00:07:30,584, Character said: you need to get
some Money House Blessing air fresheners,

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At 00:07:32,719, Character said: 'cause that's the only thing
that can deal with Toy's stank.

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At 00:07:35,956, Character said: - Bitch, whatever.
- F***k you.

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At 00:07:37,991, Character said: Bitch, hold this s***t.

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At 00:07:39,960, Character said: One week later, and this bitch
still changing in the stalls?

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At 00:07:43,163, Character said: Like, what she g***t to be ashamed about?

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At 00:07:44,565, Character said: Well, I ain't gon' have to worry with it
after a while,

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At 00:07:47,234, Character said: 'cause come few more weeks,

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At 00:07:49,603, Character said: and I's gone, bitches!

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At 00:08:04,918, Character said: Let's go make this money!

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At 00:08:34,081, Character said: Hey. Hey! Settle down now.

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At 00:08:35,983, Character said: I'm gonna send y'all asses back
to chewing them checks.

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At 00:08:38,151, Character said: See how your money like that.

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At 00:08:42,723, Character said: Bank these Mexican niggas bringing in
ain't gon' be enough, man.

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At 00:08:45,058, Character said: Big L, just calm.

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At 00:08:53,100, Character said: When your boy Duffy stopping by
to pick up his Oxy?

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At 00:08:55,903, Character said: Next few days, he said.

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At 00:08:57,537, Character said: Interstate from Houston still flooded,
so he gotta take the back way.

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At 00:09:01,108, Character said: Well, you a good one for helping him out.

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At 00:09:04,044, Character said: Maybe you throw a extra stack on it.

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At 00:09:07,080, Character said: Half pay for this here.

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At 00:09:12,552, Character said: What'd I tell you about opening
my motherfucking mail, Big L?

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At 00:09:14,688, Character said: Hell, somebody need to.

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At 00:09:16,590, Character said: It say if we don't pay up in 30 days,
they gonna have our asses kissing asphalt.

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At 00:09:20,327, Character said: No, hey, Big L,
don't you worry about all that.

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At 00:09:23,563, Character said: S***t gonna be handled before they try
to kick us out of here.

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At 00:09:25,666, Character said: 'Sides, look, we g***t some extra skrilla
rollin' in here tomorrow.

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At 00:09:28,969, Character said: The Pynk Annual Soap Down

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At 00:09:30,871, Character said: about to make it rain and sleet
up in this bitch.

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At 00:09:33,941, Character said: Ain't enough cars to wash
in all of Chucalissa

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At 00:09:36,710, Character said: can help us stack all that paper.

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At 00:09:38,078, Character said: All money add up, Big L.

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At 00:09:40,314, Character said: Hell, we done been through worse.

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At 00:09:42,616, Character said: Notice of default now.

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At 00:09:44,017, Character said: Foreclosure next.

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At 00:09:45,252, Character said: This the worstest it done been, Clifford.

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At 00:09:47,120, Character said: Nigga, just count.

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At 00:09:50,290, Character said: I just know a nigga with two charges
ain't g***t nowhere else to go, so...

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At 00:09:56,029, Character said: please handle that.

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At 00:10:00,300, Character said: For all of us.

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At 00:10:56,223, Character said: Think you- pretty slick.

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At 00:10:58,191, Character said: Jesus. God d***n it.

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At 00:11:00,327, Character said: Ain't nobody about to pop
no slugs up in you, man.

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At 00:11:05,966, Character said: Lil nigga? How the f***k you get in my car?

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At 00:11:09,336, Character said: Don't worry about all that.

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At 00:11:13,006, Character said: Look, you lookin' for some stacks,
I ain't g***t nothing on me.

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At 00:11:20,447, Character said: Nigga, if this the end,
let it be that, then.

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At 00:11:23,050, Character said: I slid you beaucoup bank
'cause you said you would play my s***t.

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At 00:11:27,788, Character said: Don't try to split my wig
'cause Cedes ain't wanna bop to that slaw.

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At 00:11:31,725, Character said: You gotta make something
these bitches wanna twerk to.

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At 00:11:34,094, Character said: I thought you had control
over your stable.

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At 00:11:36,229, Character said: On top of...