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00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,Last week on P-Valley, y'all...

00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:10,Mercedes' last dance.
Took you long enough.

00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,Well, 25 retirement age
for a stripper nowadays.

00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,Who gonna take over your Sunday night set?

00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,You in a hole that deep
for a refinancing loan?

00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,I thought you liked a little easy money.

00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,I do. I'm just wonderin' why
all these Mexican niggas here.

00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,- What's a girl have to do to work here?
- You can start tomorrow if you want.

00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,Is this one empt...

00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,Slow your roll, high yellow.
I ain't gone yet.

00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,Can't believe I even let you
hide your booty money

00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,in the church building fund.

00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,You sure weren't complainin'

00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,when I put that booty money
in y'all account

00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,so y'all could apply for that loan.

00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,It's Hailey.

00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,That's my name.

00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:43,Well, I lays motherfuckers out.

00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,That's why they call me Little Murder.

00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:48,I g***t somethin' that'll murder you.

00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:24,Mistress told me master's been
a very, very bad boy.

00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,She caught me.

00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:34,She caught me with my hand
in the cookie jar.

00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,How that cookie taste?

00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,So good, my hand g***t lost all up in it.

00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,So you gonna lose a hand
or a foot tonight.

00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:45,Oh, please.

00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,Master Cedes, I need my hands.

00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,Master Cedes knows no mercy.

00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,I said a hand or a foot.

00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,You don't want me to pick.

00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,Shall I pick?

00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,I finna pick.

00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,Put it where they won't see.

00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,Yeah.

00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,D***n, girl!

00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,Let me give you a better view.

00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,Yeah, yeah.

00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:33,Come on, girl.

00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,I'ma need you to focus.

00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:46,Yeah, focus.

00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,Welcome to Fantasy Fridays.

00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,I see bitches dressed as pimps

00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,and these niggas dressed as hos,

00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,but it don't matter

00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:19,as long as you throw
that green on the floor!

00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,Y'all keep throwin' cash,

00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:36,they keep throwin' a***s!

00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,Uncle Clifford!

00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:12,Fantasy Friday's lit, as usual.

00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,Well, you know how we do it
down here in P***y Valley.

00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,We ain't repressed
like them heifers on the hill.

00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,Always a pleasure, Uncle Clifford.

00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,The pleasure's all mine, Corbin.

00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,Come here.

00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,Bye, Corbin.

00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,He bring the whip?

00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:39,You know he did.

00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,Mo' money, mo' problems.

00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,Yeah, I'd have problems, too, if I was
that light and still couldn't pass.

00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,All that yellow wasted.

00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:54,Girl, if you don't take your colored
struck a***s on somewhere...

00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,Hey, baller...

00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,Now, look, I done already
let you work a week

00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,without gettin' paperwork started,

00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,but I'ma need to see ID now.

00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,I prefer to be paid
under the table like Maite.

00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,Bitch, do I look like
Wesley Snipes to you?

00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:20,I don't know how she did that s***t,
but Maite g***t them papers straight, okay?

00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,Rule number 54, we don't do tax evasion.

00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,Everybody work up in here
independent contract,

00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,even them ones with felonies.

00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:29,Since when does a brothel need
paperwork on its whores?

00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,No, no, no, no.

00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,Rule number 67, contrary
to Chucalissa belief,

00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,ain't no hos in this house.

00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:40,So Mercedes and Keyshawn just twerk
up in the Paradise Room, then, huh?

00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,Only girls been here a Mississippi minute

00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,know what really go on
up in that room right there.

00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,And with no ID,

00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:57,your a***s ain't gon' last here
another second.

00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,- Uncle Clifford, please...
- Do what you gotta do, boo.

00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,But if you wanna twerk it
up in here tomorrow,

00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,I'ma need to see some ID.

00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,Okay, Summer's Eve?

00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:22,God d***n.

00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:25,Toy, you need to lay off
them suicide wings.

00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,No, Maite,

00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,you need to get
some Money House Blessing air fresheners,

00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:35,'cause that's the only thing
that can deal with Toy's stank.

00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,- Bitch, whatever.
- F***k you.

00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,Bitch, hold this s***t.

00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,One week later, and this bitch
still changing in the stalls?

00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,Like, what she g***t to be ashamed about?

00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,Well, I ain't gon' have to worry with it
after a while,

00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,'cause come few more weeks,

00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,and I's gone, bitches!

00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,Let's go make this money!

00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,Hey. Hey! Settle down now.

00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:38,I'm gonna send y'all asses back
to chewing them checks.

00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,See how your money like that.

00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,Bank these Mexican niggas bringing in
ain't gon' be enough, man.

00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,Big L, just calm.

00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,When your boy Duffy stopping by
to pick up his Oxy?

00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,Next few days, he said.

00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,Interstate from Houston still flooded,
so he gotta take the back way.

00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,Well, you a good one for helping him out.

00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,Maybe you throw a extra stack on it.

00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,Half pay for this here.

00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,What'd I tell you about opening
my motherfucking mail, Big L?

00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,Hell, somebody need to.

00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,It say if we don't pay up in 30 days,
they gonna have our asses kissing asphalt.

00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:23,No, hey, Big L,
don't you worry about all that.

00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,S***t gonna be handled before they try
to kick us out of here.

00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,'Sides, look, we g***t some extra skrilla
rollin' in here tomorrow.

00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,The Pynk Annual Soap Down

00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,about to make it rain and sleet
up in this bitch.

00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,Ain't enough cars to wash
in all of Chucalissa

00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,can help us stack all that paper.

00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,All money add up, Big L.

00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:42,Hell, we done been through worse.

00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,Notice of default now.

00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,Foreclosure next.

00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,This the worstest it done been, Clifford.

00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,Nigga, just count.

00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:55,I just know a nigga with two charges
ain't g***t nowhere else to go, so...

00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,please handle that.

00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,For all of us.

00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,Think you- pretty slick.

00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,Jesus. God d***n it.

00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:03,Ain't nobody about to pop
no slugs up in you, man.

00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:09,Lil nigga? How the f***k you get in my car?

00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,Don't worry about all that.

00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,Look, you lookin' for some stacks,
I ain't g***t nothing on me.

00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,Nigga, if this the end,
let it be that, then.

00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,I slid you beaucoup bank
'cause you said you would play my s***t.

00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,Don't try to split my wig
'cause Cedes ain't wanna bop to that slaw.

00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,You gotta make something
these bitches wanna twerk to.

00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,I thought you had control
over your stable.

00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,On top of...